Simple, easy to say? How to make it easy? Do you disfigure me? Is there such a masochistic person?

Wang Chongyang raised his eyebrows at me mysteriously, and then looked at the four monsters with a smile, I immediately understood what he meant, yes, we have seen the four monsters become other people, these four old monsters turned out that day It is difficult to distinguish even those of us who have lived together for a long time, let alone strange ghosts, as long as this exercise is learned by me, it will be awesome in the future! Whoever you want to change is whomever you want, and you can play as much as you want!

Lao Chi pondered for a long time, and said to me: "That's it, I can teach you, but the four of us brothers are not human beings after all, and it is not clear what the effect of this exercise is applied to you, if something goes wrong, don't blame me!" ”

I smiled and said, "No, no, you can teach with confidence!" ”

The second problem seems to be easily solved!

Due to the successful solution of the first problem, we have developed the third problem, that is, since we can pretend to be a ghost, then naturally we want to buy something in the underworld, take a bath, buy some souvenirs or something, we want customers to enjoy the most noble service in the underworld, get the most perfect travel experience, and strive to let them spread the word of mouth, and play out our company's signboard, but to do all this, we need one thing - money! The important thing is that we don't have money, to be precise, we don't have money in the underworld!

After I sighed dozens of times, Wang Chongyang said loudly: "It seems that I have to bleed again!" ”

Listen to this old man's meaning, he has a way? As soon as I grabbed his hands, I said kindly than I saw my father: "Brother, do you have a trick?" ”

Wang Chongyang didn't look at me with good eyes: "Isn't it just money?" The gold is also worth a lot of money below, I'll go to the bank to buy some, and let's find someone to make a gold coin weighing a penny! ”

Instantly, all of us solemnly bowed to the old man.

Then, our group of people discussed the tourist route, Wang Chongyang, the four monsters, He Brick family and others drew a simple map of the underworld according to the memory in their hearts, due to the uneven level of individuals, I never saw an accurate map, some people painted like a coconut, some people painted like a banana, the most hateful is He Brick's family, the map he drew for me is a square.

I asked them why they treated me like this, and they hurriedly explained, and after talking for a long time, I realized that the underworld is really big and boundless.

Several people marked some famous cities and scenic spots on their own maps, and I synthesized the experience of many people and concluded that the entire underworld is roughly divided into five major scenic spots, and each scenic area has dozens of small tourist attractions under its jurisdiction.

The five scenic spots are as follows:

The first, the northern scenic area centered on the Far North City, is mainly visited by disheartened ghosts, and most of the tourists here have the purpose of suicide.

The second, the southern scenic area centered on Nanming City, has beautiful scenery, mountains and rivers, and there are many literati and rioters, of course, there are many hooligans who go to pick up girls under the guise of literati.

The third, the western scenic area centered on Xiling City, here is gloomy and terrifying, it is the cemetery where the Yin Division is concentrated, and the difference between the yang is that all the dead or disappeared yin souls in the underworld will set up a sign in Xiling City, every year there are a large number of yin spirits to come to worship, over time, the yin spirits usually have nothing to do idle will also come to Xiling to wander around, gradually, here has also become a huge scenic spot.

Fourth, the eastern scenic area centered on Dongdao City, Donghai City is located on a large island in the East China Sea, where the climate is pleasant, and it is an important hub for trade with foreign countries, every year a large number of people come to Donghai City to do business or watch the storm, especially in the season of frequent storms, there are often ghosts to seek excitement.

The fifth, the central scenic spot centered on the city of Hades, the city of Hades is the center of the Yin Si continent, where people flow all the year round, and it is very lively, but the cost is a little bigger, and I heard that the cheapest inn also costs half a gold coin a night.

Once the geography is sorted out, everything becomes simpler, and no matter where my clients teleport, I can find the nearest attraction to entertain them, as long as they don't fall on the Netherfire and the sea, everything will not be too troublesome.

After talking about this matter, we began to discuss some details, such as the choice of team clothing, the design style of the peaked cap, what kind of flag to choose, what kind of slogan to shout, charging standards, etc., etc., in short, everything is handled seriously.

When everything is studied, I will let the big guys go out and get busy, Wang Chongyang will go to buy gold, a few will buy costumes and props, Lao Zhao will inquire about the market, and the four monsters will stay and teach me those two sets of awesome and shining exercises.

The first set of exercises was very simple, after the four of them taught me a few mantras, I recited them a few times according to the gourd painting, and they said that I had practiced it, but I didn't believe that I would succeed so quickly, but I couldn't tell what I felt after practicing this exercise, so I had to believe them for the time being.

But when you practice the second exercise, it's a little troublesome, the specific trouble is the language, you know, whether it's a foreign language or a native language, it's all spoken with the mouth, but this exercise uses the secret language of the Wu clan, that is, the sound made by the nasal cavity!

What is this sound? It's almost the same as the sound of humming with my mouth closed, and this exercise is divided into three chapters, one is the intention change, which is a kind of basic knowledge, the second is the divine transformation, which is similar to understanding the essential structure of human beings, and the third is the deformation, which can be regarded as a real transformation at this step, and after humming the mantra of each chapter, it must be ended with three to five deflats, and these steps can not be ignored until the divine work is completed.

So I listened to tones that I couldn't understand at all, smelled stinky farts with different smells, and began my cultivation process.

Halfway through the practice, the door was suddenly kicked open, and when I saw it, it was Liu Qian who was carrying an iron pickaxe, and this woman scolded us: "You want to die? Hum Nima? I'll go, what's this taste like? With that, he hurriedly ran out.

After Liu Qian left, I continued to practice, but I was never able to comprehend the wonder of this mysterious exercise. Are you reciting mantras? It's like a special scream, a bed, and how many times have I told you, the end of the deflation is divided into seven scales, and there is a pause, can you not release it in a row? Why are you so stupid? ”

...... "I kept cursing in my heart, damn, this is the bullshit witch clan who has been shining in countless novels!"

……

After about half an hour, I finally learned a rough idea, and Lao Chi instructed me: "You practice according to our appearance, remember, the first is the change of mind, after the change of mind is appropriate, then enter the god, and then transform after the god!" ”

I looked at the mutilated bodies of the four people, and hurriedly shook my head: "If you kill me, you won't become you!" ”

Lao Chi shook his head and searched for a long time, and finally pointed to a female star poster on the wall and said: "It's her, you will become her!" ”

Although the gender has changed, but it is better than the four of them, I stood in front of the poster and hummed loudly, accompanied by regular deflation, and finally felt a slight change, I first felt some swelling in my face, and then I felt a twitch in my chest, and my whole head seemed to be squeezed by the door as if the pain was painful, and gradually, I lost consciousness.

When I regained consciousness, I suddenly felt that I had changed!

I hurriedly turned around and asked the four old things, "How's it going?" "Who would have thought that as soon as the words came out, I heard that my voice had changed to a woman's voice.

The faces of the four old things suddenly twitched: "That, it's not bad to change to this extent for the first time...... You might as well go to the toilet and look in the mirror by yourself! ”

I hurried into the bathroom, and when I saw the person in the mirror, I was stunned, only to see that I had thin eyebrows, a high nose, and small lips, and a huge face plate with a loose beard......

Although, physically, I have become a woman, and I am still a 'very' good woman, but judging from my face, it is difficult for people to distinguish my gender.

I was scared to pee at the time, and then I was ready to unleash and shush, and then I found another problem...... My upper body seems to be a woman, but my lower body is still a man!