After coming out of the hotel, we had fun for a while, one by one, rampage.

After returning home, Liu Qian said that she would not go home today, and she would stay and live with Su Diao Complex, and she didn't know how to do it, it seemed that the three souls of these two women had reached some kind of consensus.

After resting for a while, I asked Sophie Fei to prepare, and then began to try to send Zhang Ping and the Bird back to the underworld through normal channels.

As the current flowed through me, I gently grasped the hand of a man and a bird, so soft, so elastic, so regular trembling.

Two minutes later, I found that a man and a bird were about to be electrocuted, so I quickly let go of my arm and pulled the plug from my body.

Everyone gathered around Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird, who were black and trembling, and Sophie Fei asked me, "It doesn't seem to work?" It's not the right way at all! ”

Diao Zetian said: "I feel that they will really die if they are electrocuted twice!" Will you go back to hell? ”

I don't dare to make a presumptuous comment, if they are real people, it's just that, they may go back to their hometown if they are electrocuted, but if it is really as the four monsters said, they are not human or ghosts, and it will be miserable to be scattered by my electric soul, besides, I don't know if the electrocution will retain the memory, in case they are directly electrocuted to the Nai He Bridge, it will be troublesome!

I picked up the foaming man and the bird, and said ashamedly: "Two beauties, it seems that you have to stay with me for a while!" ”

Zhang Ping's face was black and white, her eyes were numb, and she was stunned for a long time and finally responded to me: "Just stay, just stay, I just beg you not to call me in the future!" ”

I immediately packed the ticket: "Don't worry, this matter is basically my own play, and no one else touches it!" The two of you can pick a room, there are a total of four rooms upstairs and downstairs, and the bedroom is yours to choose! ”

Before Zhang Ping could speak, Su Diao's complex suddenly proposed, "What else to pick?" Let the two beauties live in your house! ”

As soon as I heard it, I came to the spirit, and this kind of good thing? I asked Zhang Ping with a sinister eyebrow: "What do you think?" Anyway, I don't object, you two sleep on the bed, and I'll just lay on the floor! ”

After I finished saying this myself, I quickly realized that this was basically unlikely, how could Su Diao Complex allow this kind of thing to happen? Sure enough, after stabbing me a few times with a fruit knife, Su Diao said to Zhang Ping with a smile on his face: "The two beauties are guests from afar, I naturally want to entertain you, you live in Wang Damin's bedroom, and I and Liu Qian's sister can also take care of it, as for Wang Damin, let him sleep in the living room!" ”

Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird are both smart people, and they quickly saw the doorway, which is this? This is obviously a stalk, as the saying goes, you have to keep the enemy under your nose all the time, in order to know yourself and know that the other side will win all battles, at present, Zhang Ping and the dark bird belong to the hidden enemies of Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian, and I, I belong to the key monitoring objects.

After arranging the accommodation of one person and one bird, I raised the problem of the four monsters sleeping, and soon, Wang Chongyang stood up, saying that he wanted the four monsters to live in the same room with him, and also used two idioms, eating at the same table, sleeping at the same bed, I suddenly thought of the huge pink Simmons bed in his room, that soft, that comfortable, these five old things can play shirtless on the bed!

After everything was arranged, I kicked everyone else out, let them go back to their own rooms, and sleep their own sleep, this group of Biao people were still in a state of excitement before the trip, and they secretly studied with a few people while going out to continue drinking.

Then, I took my life out of the cabinet in the bedroom and began to lie on the sofa and watch TV, I wanted to chat with the women in the two rooms, but they seemed to have discussed it, I waited for two hours, no one came out, and I don't know where I drank so much beer, didn't I have to go to the bathroom?

At more than eleven o'clock, I was watching a TV series, Zhang Ping's house finally opened the door and walked out, I saw that it was a dark bird, this woman hiccuped, and asked me with a big grin: "Is your toilet here the same as ours?" ”

I didn't understand what she meant, so I had to respond: "As long as you don't change, this toilet is enough for you!" If you're going to transform, you'll have to go to the Pacific Ocean to solve it! ”

The Bird smiled charmingly: "Villain, I mean I want to ask how to use it, can you teach me?" Here you go! With that, the woman swung her ass and walked into the toilet!

I was a little impulsive! I wiped my saliva and hurriedly stood up and prepared to go in, but at this moment, someone from Liu Qian's house came out.

Su Diao's eyes were cold, his face was scary, not at all like he had slept in, I suddenly felt that this woman had been hiding behind the door and eavesdropping, after glaring at me fiercely, Su Diao complex suddenly smiled in the toilet and said: "Beauty, I'll teach you, how can this kind of thing be good to ask them stinky men?" ”

My burning little liver was extinguished by the Su Diao Complex.

Soon, the bird gave me a bad look and returned to the bedroom.

Su Diao Complex suddenly sat on my lap and said coldly: "Damin, there are some things that can't be used indiscriminately, especially things that belong to me, and they can't be used by others, once they are used by others, I don't want to use them anymore, once I don't want to use them anymore, I will cut him, I cut him once in my last life, do you understand what I mean?" ”

I replied tremblingly, "Ming...... I see! ”

……

At twelve o'clock, I was just about to go to bed, suddenly heard a movement outside the window, looked up, sleeping, almost scared to death, only to see a few figures lying outside the window, see three people, two monkeys.

If it weren't for my master, I had seen extraordinary, I had been to the underworld, and I had made brain-dead friends, I am afraid that I would have been scared to death on the spot.

I only heard a light on the window and said, ", isn't Section Chief Wang still lying on the sofa?" Damn, lost two hundred! ”

Lao Zhao Le was quite happy: "I'll just say that Brother Wang is not like that, right?" A gentleman is not chaotic, and he is a hero! ”

Monkey Ah Da said: ", it's hard to make some money in the past two days, but today I lost everything!" ”

120's voice was very low: "You are all pressing to do nothing, who to do, I am pressing 114 and can't survive tonight, I am especially wronged to lose!" ”

Monkey Ah San said: "Don't ink, it seems that you have found us, let's go back and report the news quickly!" ”

After speaking, the three people and the two monkeys disappeared in one fell swoop.

I pondered for a long time to figure it out, yes, it seems that this means that this group of idiots and monsters are making a bet, and it seems that they are still betting on me!

I was so angry that I put on my clothes and walked out, but as soon as I went out, I found dozens of people standing outside the door! Look at that action is all eavesdropping!

Eighty percent of my movements were too sudden, and a large number of people were a little stunned on the spot. Morning Glory was stunned for a while, and then suddenly made a movement of picking a kitchen knife, and greeted me: "Master hasn't slept yet?" I'm going to practice here! ”

Everyone else followed the morning glory and said, "Yes, we're practicing here!" ”

I didn't bother to talk to them, and after looking around, I found that there were a few people missing, so I asked, "What about Lao Wang and the four masters?" ”

Blowing the lamp immediately said: "Trick trick!" ”

I shook my head: "I can't sleep, let's walk, let's see!" ”

After walking to 201, I was stunned, and I saw five identical people sitting in the living room, five identical Wang Chongyang.

The first one asked me, "Who do you guess I am?" ”

I said nonsense: "Are you Lao Wan? ”

The other party bared his teeth and was happy: "I am Lao Le!" ”

The second asked me, "Who do you guess I am?" ”

I guessed again: "Are you late?" ”

"Wrong! I'm Wang Chongyang! ”

The third Wang Chongyang was about to ask me, but I grabbed the kettle at the door and threw it over......

Later, five old perverts performed a dance in front of us for a while, called Five Big Heads, and the specific way of performing was that everyone stood in a row, and then swayed with their heads exposed in five directions, and it could be seen that they were imitating the creativity of the Thousand Hands Guanyin, but I promise, they jumped out of absolutely a complete horror movie, five identical heads, making the same expressions, stiff contractions, I was almost scared to death.

A few minutes later, at my urging, the four old monsters turned back into their real bodies, and I asked them, "Since you can transform, don't even think about what prosthetics you have!" ”

Lao Chi shook his head: "You don't understand that feeling, it's not as good as being yourself, no matter how bright other people's faces are, it's just a disguise!" ”

, this old man actually said a little philosophical, worthy of being an old monster for tens of thousands of years!

Lao He asked me, "Why are you sad?" ”

Seeing that I lowered my head and didn't make a sound, Lao Wan asked again: "Because of women?" ”

I'm even more shy!

Lao Le concluded: "It must be because of women, there are four big beauties in the house, and none of them can be touched, this must feel very cool!" ”

I sighed: "Don't say it, let's go, let's go downstairs and drink, just in the grass barley in the community, I want to have a drink today!" ”

Everyone was happy when they heard it, Wang Chongyang patted me on the shoulder and said: "That's right, there is wine today and drunk today, and there are women who must be able to hold them in their arms to be called women, and the four big beauties are looking dry in the house, it is better to be happy with us!" You see, Lao Chi and the four of them are having fun! ”

I immediately got goosebumps, and I didn't understand why it was often a good meaning, but when you said it from their mouths, it smelled bad?

After going downstairs, I sent more than 20 people to buy beer, and when I came back, they each carried three boxes, and I looked at the mountain of beer crates, and shouted to everyone with great pride: "Come, don't get drunk and don't return!" ”

……

At four o'clock in the middle of the night, there was already an old man and an old lady going downstairs to exercise, and an aunt found us drunk in the grass kiln, and hurriedly shouted: "Call the police, call the police, drink to death, drink to death!" ”