Before the police arrived, all of us ran home, leaving behind a few stunned aunts and uncles.

After entering the house, I found that the women in the two rooms, Su Diao and Zhang Ping, had gotten up, and the four women were happily preparing breakfast.

Zhang Ping is a clever ghost, and it is estimated that she has already felt Su Diao and Liu Qian's precautions in her heart, so she praised these two women for being beautiful and virtuous, and she was busy helping out.

Liu Qian is a real person, she doesn't play too many twists and turns, and asked Zhang Ping with a smile: "Sisters, do you know how to cook down there?" ”

Did you look at it? This is the offense, as the saying goes, controlling a man's stomach is controlling a man's legs, her words not only show that she is a chef, but also forced Zhang Ping to a corner.

If Zhang Ping answers, then Liu Qian will definitely let him perform, if he does well, it will be a shame if he doesn't do well, if Zhang Ping answers no, it will definitely leave an unvirtuous impression in the man's heart, you need to know, I am standing in the living room!

Zhang Ping hesitated for a long time, and didn't say anything famous, the dark bird couldn't stand it anymore, and said for Zhang Ping: "My sister has lived for tens of thousands of years, she would do it earlier, but now she rarely does it!" ”

Did you look at it? This is the level, first of all, tens of thousands of words come out, scaring you to death a little girl, secondly, I first explained that I would do it before, but I haven't done it for a long time, and there may be some hands, so you can't find fault with it!

Su Diao complex is obviously towards Liu Qian, this is human instinct, at present, I think the contradiction between the two has been transformed into an internal struggle, and quite a consistent external meaning, Su Feifei and Diao Zetian are quite familiar with the underworld, so they turned the topic to the underworld: "I heard that the two aunts work in the underworld special service group, it is all rough man's work, no wonder I see that the two aunts have some rough voices, and there are muscles on their arms, if you want me to say, you should resign as soon as possible, this female man is not good!" Slowly it becomes less feminine! ”

This is a bit too much, although Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird are old, they can look young, and they are called aunts, doesn't that describe people as having to be the same as old ladies? And it's a bit bad to say that people have muscles, how to say that people are also beautiful strange women, this is really inappropriate!

Of course, these are all the words in my heart, I am not stupid enough to say it, I can see that the four women are quite angry, once I open my mouth, I am afraid that they will fire at me!

After listening to Su Diao's words, Zhang Ping's face turned pale, and she suddenly asked, "Who do you say is the aunt?" Who do you say is a man? What do you mean? ”

Liu Qian stood beside Su Diao's complex and helped speak: "Oh, look, I'm still in a hurry when I talk about it, as for it?" Didn't you say yourselves were tens of thousands of years old? It's not an exaggeration to call grandma! ”

The bird pointed at Liu Qian's nose and said, "You...... Shame on you! ”

Su Diao Complex pointed at the Dark Bird: "You are unreasonable!" ”

Zhang Ping picked up a shovel and roared: "I tell you, the two of us have put up with you for a day, don't make trouble with me!" ”

Liu Qian's mouth was also stiff, and she raised the oil pot and responded: "What you said is not right, our sisters are kind enough to entertain you, why did we find trouble?" Let's talk about cooking, isn't it just small talk? I think you're weak-hearted, aren't you? ”

The dark bird touched it for a long time, and raised the kitchen knife: "Don't think we are stupid, aren't you afraid that the two of us have something to do with that Wang Damin?" What woman do you think treats him like you both? I tell you, old ladies are not rare! From yesterday to today, this yin and yang weird, you are so good to bully us? Do you think we are willing to come to your place, if it weren't for Wang Damin's harm to us, we would have come like this? If it weren't for him, would I not be able to become a bird? I'm still really not convinced, aren't you wondering what is wrong with us? I'm really going to give you something to do, you take care of him yourself, don't be slept with me one day! ”

Zhang Ping echoed excitedly: "That's it, what's the matter, the old lady is the most annoying, warn you, if something happens, it's Wang Damin's business, it has nothing to do with us, the two are brain-dead, the main owner doesn't look at it but looks at the two of us, you idiots?" ”

I wanted to go over and ask Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird on the spot, if what they said was true, did they really want to soak me? But the weapons in the hands of the four of them calmed me down, picking up girls is a small matter, and life is a big matter!

Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian were stunned for a moment, and stayed in place for a moment.

Zhang Ping said to me, "Take care of you two stupid women!" ”

I was just about to nod my head in agreement, when I saw that Su Diao's complex finally broke out, and the woman picked up the panel and slammed it at Zhang Ping: "Old lady, I'll fight with you!" ”

The bird was agile, picked up the kitchen knife and blocked the panel: "Mother, I'm not afraid of you!" ”

Liu Qian slapped it as soon as she was in the oil pot: "The old lady will kill you!" ”

Zhang Ping stabbed him with a shovel in his hand: "Old lady, see who you can kill!" ”

Then, the fight began!

After five minutes, the four women began to fight hand-to-hand!

Ten minutes later, the four women were already hitting the toilet from the kitchen!

Twenty minutes later, the whole house was a minefield!

Fortunately, no one uses martial arts, I pondered for a long time, I think this is not Su Diao's complex heart good, I think she must think that this way is the best way to fight between women, I saw four women pulling, kicking, biting and boxing, doing everything, the one who hit is called a passion, and the one that fights is called a thrill!

A real-life version of women's wrestling!

A sneaky voice called me at the door: "Hey, Section Chief Wang, hey, come here, come quietly!" ”

I walked on thin ice, cautiously, and finally rubbed to the door: "What's the matter?" Didn't you see the fight? ”

"Yes!" One of the lights looked into the room and whispered to me, "We're going out for breakfast, come and ask if you want to go?" ”

"......" I was speechless, didn't anyone in this group think about pulling a frame?

Perhaps seeing my doubts, Yideng explained: "We have studied it, we can't participate in this matter, don't you also learn to be smart and don't pull the fight?" It's not a good thing, maybe I'll die here on the spot! You might as well go out to dinner with us! ”

I figured it really made sense, so I walked out of the room quietly.

When I went downstairs, the crowd began to count me down, saying that I was afraid that everyone would not be able to stop for the next few days, and that it was all caused by me!

Damn, I didn't do anything, okay?

Wang Chongyang said to me: "Big head, it's not me who said you, you are a broom star, specializing in recruiting women, you said that you can soak it in your hands, there are several beauties in the family, you haven't met any of them, I finally thought I was pregnant, but it turned out to be angry!" You unlucky one, just cut yourself, and in the future, we will concentrate on discussing the Supreme Dao! ”

Morning glory asked me seriously: "Master, it's all on board, you just give me the right words, which one do you want?" ”

I pondered for a long time, and then replied, "Do I say I want you to believe me?" ”

Everyone felt for a long time, and nodded at the same time: "We believe!" ”

I continued, "But as I am now, I will not get any of them, do you believe me?" ”

Everyone realized again: "We believe! ”

I scolded, "Then why do you ask if it's funny to say something useless?" ”

Morning Glory blushed: "Master, I didn't mean that, what I wanted to ask was...... Haven't you wondered in your heart who you really like? ”

Oh, yes! I haven't really thought about it, who do I like? Zhang Ping and Dark Bird have only known me for a few days, of course, I can't talk about whether I like it or not, so who do I like among the three people of Su Diao complex Liu Qian?

Liu Qian belongs to the kind of charming young woman with all kinds of amorous feelings in my heart, Diao Zetian is the kind of cold queen, and Sophie Fei is the kind of energetic young and beautiful girl, they are all the women I dream of, who do I like the most?

After pondering for a long time, I didn't understand this question, so I replied, "I seem to like it all!" ”

Morning Glory's face darkened: "Master, I have nothing to say!" ”

Yideng said calmly: "Section Chief Wang, of course it's not illegal to like it in my heart, but our country stipulates that a man can only marry one daughter-in-law!" Don't play really, don't blame me for not reminding you if you're sentenced to one year or two when the time comes! ”

...... "I couldn't speak!"

Wang Chongyang suddenly spoke: "I have a way!" ”

"What's the solution?" Everyone looked at him expectantly!

Wang Chongyang sneered: "Awaken!" ”

Everyone was stunned when they heard it, but I understood what he meant, this grandson pleaded me with the king of Hades every day, and now he actually tempted me with this kind of thing?

When we had breakfast, we were queuing up to go in, no way, the breakfast shop at the entrance of the community was too small, and when all of us finished eating the buns, it was already ten o'clock!

When I came home with the packed buns and millet porridge, the four women in the house were still fighting, and at the moment, the battle had escalated to destroying the furnishings in the house!

Zhang Ping picked up my TV and smashed it at Su Diao and Liu Qian, and scolded and scolded: "Why do you think that my mother's special service life has been in vain this year?" ”

Liu Qian's clothes were already a little tattered, she rolled up her sleeves, picked up the water dispenser and threw it over: ", why do you really treat the old lady as Lin Daiyu?" Let you two cheap women see the strength of the old lady! ”

The bird picked up the coffee table and rushed over: "What, let you see the beastly nature of the old lady!" ”

Su Diao's complex laughed wildly a few times, and suddenly unscrewed the valve of the gas tank: "Grandson, let's die together!" ”

I had to make a move and rushed over...... In the panic, coupled with the fact that the ground was full of tattered objects, I accidentally knelt on the ground, and then I cried out: "Four aunts, don't fight!" ”

All four of them shouted at me in a rage: "Get out of here! ”

I could already smell the gas, and I was anxious and said, "Would you like to have some breakfast before you continue the fight?" ”

The dead man was stunned for a moment, and finally agreed, and it could be seen that they were really hungry!

I handed four breakfasts to the four dominatrix and hurriedly tightened the gas valve!

While the four women were eating in the house, I secretly called all the others over and assigned an important task: "Move all the things in the house for me, close the doors and windows for a while, don't come out to see the excitement, I have a hunch, I'm afraid we won't survive today!" ”