Chapter 77: Guan Yu is Chen Shimei

The mess left by Guan Yu just now was naturally cleaned up by the bald head Qiang, this is a loyal dog, a dog loyal to infinity! Because Guan Yu used peanuts to order him a "Yin and Yang Serial Death Hole"! He was so scared that he could only be a dog.

Guan Yu did not abolish the bald head, but subdued him, of course, there is a small part of the reason, it is out of a fun psychology, after all, subduing a powerful person, is there a feeling of blowing up the sky?

But on the other hand, the reason stemmed from the secret conversation between him and Zhao Ruozhuo in the box, and Zhao Ruozhuo said a lot to Guan Yu during that secret conversation, from astronomy and geography to women's stockings......

In short, Zhao Ruozhuo made this simple, turtle boy from a mountain village understand one thing, in this society, only when you become stronger, will you not be bullied by people, and can you protect your own women, your own children, your own family, etc......

Everyone is eager to become a strong man, Guan Yu has the capital to become a strong man, he has a wonderful kung fu, if he just relies on violence to settle everything, there is no doubt that in the end he can only become a small strong man!

And Zhao Ruozhuo's idea to Guan Yu is that if you want to become a strong person, then you have to lay out like playing Go, calculate, and think about how to make your "potential" bigger!

But Guan Yu's problem is that Guan Yu's heart is very small, he doesn't want to be a strong man, his dream is very simple, that is, to earn some money, buy a car, and his wife and children are hot on the kang, which is enough, why do you want to think so much?

Therefore, Guan Yu's ideological realm was basically still in the era of feudal society at this time, and Zhao Ruozhuo was also speechless by Guan Yu's sentence at that time, and asked rhetorically after holding back for a long time: "Don't you have the dream of becoming a hero?" ”

"Nope. I have a dream of becoming Wei Xiaobao - hugging left and right! Guan Yu replied honestly.

"......" Zhao Ruozhuo was almost so angry that he was bleeding internally, and said at the time: "Even if you want to be a person like Wei Xiaobao, you have to become a generation of heroes, do you think Wei Xiaobao is more than good?" Hovering between the court and the Heaven and Earth Society, he is at ease, is he a hero? ”

Guan Yu nodded: "Yes." But why are you telling me this, do you have anything wrong with me. Good intentions? ”

Zhao Ruozhuo: "......"

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However, today, Guan Yu suddenly met a powerful figure - bald and strong, and this person is actually the third master of the Heaven and Earth Gate, he was moved, he already had the dream of becoming Wei Xiaobao, didn't this send a heaven and earth gate goods, is this the will of God?

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Guan Yu and Li Meng walked out of the hotel, but Li Meng said in a low voice: "Benefactor, you helped me again just now, I really don't know how to thank you." ”

Guan Yu almost said what you could promise in person, but he still controlled it and said, "It's nothing, we were originally friends." ”

"Hmm......" Li Meng suddenly asked again: "Section Chief Guan, I'm a little confused, how can your martial arts be so powerful?" I really doubt that you are a master born from martial arts novels. ”

"Uh......" Guan Yu said quite modestly: "Naturally, it can't be taken seriously in the novel, in fact, I have been learning martial arts from a teacher in our village since I was a child, so I have some three-legged cat kung fu." ”

"Oh......" Li Meng also believed it: "By the way, did you really order that bald strong death hole just now?" Using peanuts to point the dead hole, this is too exaggerated, right? ”

"What do you think?" Guan Yu asked rhetorically.

"I don't know, but you can beat Li Xiong down with a dime, it must be true." Li Meng's eyes shone with a light of adoration.

Guan Yu pursed his lips and smiled: "It's a secret. ”

“……”

In short, Guan Yu is an amazing man!

Li Meng is becoming more and more curious about Guan Yu, this guy is not good-looking, and his personality is a bit second-to-eye, but he has a powerful martial arts, and he is very righteous, acting uneasily and playing cards, always giving people a sense of black humor.

When a woman is curious about a man, it's a special signal, and it's dangerous...... At this time, Li Meng didn't realize this.

Just when the two of them walked to the main road, a beautiful woman figure flashed behind them, this woman was dressed in a white dress, like a fairy, her face was picturesque, she looked at the backs of Guan Yu and Li Meng, showed a smile, and muttered: "Ah, this little dream!" I actually found such a strong man, and he actually came to hide it from me! No wonder cucumbers aren't being used so often lately! ”

But soon, this woman thought that she was still alone, and she was a little lost, although she had the appearance of a fallen city, when she was studying in the capital, she pursued her young talent and son, and she could go to Badaling from the Conservatory! But he never found his true love.

So those who couldn't eat grapes, so they said that grapes were sour, and the suitors gave her a very inelegant nickname: the Iceberg Goddess, or the Stone Fairy!

Is she really a stone girl? She didn't know it herself, and she shook her head slightly.

At this moment, a man's voice came: "Teacher Zhang, can I invite you to dinner?" ”

As soon as she heard this voice, Zhang Shishi's brows furrowed, she really didn't call this voice.

Sure enough, a young man who was incredibly handsome walked over, he was really handsome, even more handsome than Chu Zongheng!

He was about twenty-four or five years old, dressed in casual clothes, full of youthful atmosphere in his gestures, and from time to time a student girl came over next to him, pointing to this handsome man and saying, "Wow! That's not Mr. Jia! Teacher Jia is really handsome! ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! Does Mr. Jia have a girlfriend? I really want to be Teacher Jia's female ticket! "A girl is not without yy.

"Cut, you! Didn't you see Mr. Zhang standing there? They are a match made in heaven. ”

"Alas...... Oh my god! My male god every night! ”

“……”

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The female students talked about it, and the male students came over and saw that Zhang Shishi was also pointing and pointing, and there was a red heart in her eyes.

Teacher Jia's name is Jia Baoyu, yes, it is the same as the infatuated male protagonist in the dream of Red Mansions, but the words in the middle are very different, he is the physical education teacher of the school, sunny and handsome, the prince charming in the hearts of countless little sisters, especially good at playing basketball, and also knows a few hands of taekwondo, karate, in short, it is also a major figure in the school!

When he saw Zhang Shishi for the first time, he was deeply attracted by Zhang Shishi's beauty, and he thought that this must be the fate sent to him by God! So he was impatient to make a move, but ...... After n times of hitting the wall, he found that this woman was really cold and terrible!

But he firmly believes that as long as he persists, he will definitely get the love of the goddess! After all, they are men with women, jackals with tigers and leopards!

Listening to Jia Baoyu's invitation, Zhang Shishi just said two words coldly: "Don't go." ”

Then she walked like a fairy to her quarters.

Looking at the beauties' seductive back, Jia Baoyu showed a sinister smile: "Pretend to be a green tea with me, I want to see when you pretend to be!" When the time comes...... Hum! ”

He left bored.

Guan Yu and Li Meng talked and laughed, walking in one direction like a pair of lovers, they had no direction, they just walked.

Just as they were about to walk to a boulevard, a figure blocked their way, and as soon as this figure appeared, he pointed at Guan Yu's nose and scolded: "Guan Yu! You negative man, you Chen Shimei, you Qin Hui, you white bone spirit, you fox spirit...... You actually betrayed my cousin and this ...... Teacher Li hooks up! Can you be worthy of the dress my cousin bought you? Hum! ”

Looking at the menacing villain in front of him, oh no, it's not small, Guan Yuden showed a bitter smile, as long as this little girl appears, it will be fine!

Mo Chuyao, who was standing next to Zhao Guoguo, pulled Zhao Guoguo and told her not to be so excited: "Guoguo, don't say it." ”

"I'll just say it, I'll say it! Guan Yu, do you say that you are a bastard and a slut? You also hooked up with a wild woman in black stockings last night, and today even our icy and jade teacher Li is a scourge! You, you, you...... It's just a fowl. Beast, not only are you sorry for my cousin, but you are also sorry for my ......! "Zhao Guoguo's two balloons are about to explode!

Ga!

Mo Chuyao and Guan Yu were both stunned.

Sorry for you? What does it have to do with you?

Mo Chuyao felt a chill down her spine: Could it be that this little girl really likes the section chief of Shangguan.

Zhao Guoguo suddenly realized that there was ambiguity in his words, and hurriedly explained: "It's not that I'm sorry, I'm sorry for my trust in you!" I'll never pay attention to you again! Sister Yaoyao, let's go, don't pay attention to this slut in the future! I immediately called my cousin and told him to get out of Yinghua Middle School! I'm! ”

“……”

When parting, Mo Chuyao glanced at Guan Yu with a unique charm, how could he be such a good person, how could he be a Chen Shimei? Yesterday it was a woman, and today it is another woman! That's too much, isn't it?

Li Meng looked at Guan Yu with a stunned expression: "Benefactor, what is the situation?" That classmate just now seems to be Zhao Guoguo from the ninth class of the third year of high school, right? Usually study very well, why did you offend her? How do I sound like you've abandoned her cousin? Do you have another one with her cousin? ”

Li Meng naturally didn't know that Zhao Guoguo was Qi Hanyan's cousin, but he was very curious.

Guan Yu burst into tears, what is this! When did she get involved with her cousin? Besides, he confessed before and was beaten by Qi Hanyan, okay! This little girl came up and asked the teacher about the crime, isn't it a bit ...... Too cheating?

"I don't know what's going on?" Guan Yu said bitterly.

Li Meng shook her head slightly, she never thought that Guan Yu was actually Chen Shimei, so she said to Guan Yu earnestly: "Benefactor, I say something that shouldn't be said, I hope you can listen to it, to be a man is to be a dedicated man, although you are very strong, but no matter how powerful Chen Shimei is, he is also a negative thief who is spurned!" ”

"I'm ¥#@@¥!"

Guan Yu shouted in his heart: Why am I not single-minded? I don't even have a female ticket, I don't even have that chance if I don't want to be single-minded!

Li Meng had already left, and her shadow brought a fragrant breeze.

Guan Yu's teeth creaked, and he secretly vowed to find that little Lori for revenge, not only to hit her PP, but also to burst her pair of balloons!!