Chapter 76: Peanuts and Rice Die in the Hole!
Although Guan Yu said it was very earthy, funny, and funny, but none of the people present who could pant dared to laugh, the silence of the scene was terrible, only Shi Kefeng, who was lying on the ground like dead meat, was panting there.
In the end, Guan Yu's eyes glanced at the bald head Qiang, the bald head was trembling, the sweat on his head was dripping, his legs trembled, and he almost fell to his knees! He originally thought that with two masters, he would be able to have nothing to fear, and it was very coaxing, but now......
He was really scared and really regretted it!! His eyes were rolling rapidly, and his head was spinning rapidly.
Finally, he rushed towards Liang Man like a mad dog, and Liang Man screamed like a pig: "Bald head! What are you going to do, you fowl? Beast!! ”
"What am I going to do? I'm going to take off your clothes! How dare you connect ...... Heroes dare to offend, it's really blind to your dog's eyes!! The bald head scolded frantically, and tore the clothes on Liang Man's body, Liang Man swore to resist, but where is she a woman who is a bald opponent?
Tear ......
Liang Man's shirt was torn, and a piece of white flowers was exposed, this woman's skin was very white and plump, which looked extremely attractive!
Tear ......
There was another tearing sound of clothes, and Liang Man's entire shoulders and murderous parts were exposed, and her murderous cover was black. Tempting black!
"You slut! Even Guan Daxia dares to offend! I'm going to punish you well! "What a clever person the bald head is to shout, and he tore off one of the woman's clothes.
"Ahhh......hhh Bald and strong, you will not die well! My dad is going to kill you! I'm going to kill your whole family! Liang Man shouted.
Syllable!
The bald head slapped Liang Man in the face: "Isn't your father just a little district chief?" Am I really scared? Not only are I going to take off your clothes today, I'm going to ...... I'm going to clean up for Guan Daxia, you little slut! ”
Liang Man was completely helpless.
Li Meng looked at the bald head Qiang who was like a mad dog and Liang Man, who was extremely miserable at this time, although he felt extremely comfortable in his heart, he couldn't bear it at all.
Why bother? Really, why bother? She thought. She glanced at Shi Kefeng, who looked like a dead dog on the ground, and she sighed slightly again.
After a while, Liang Man's clothes were torn off by the bald head, her skin was very white, very plump, and her waist was still very thin.
When the bald head was about to tear the woman's skirt in frenzy, Li Meng finally spoke: "Section Chief Guan, let her go, let's go." ”
"Do you think you can get rid of your hatred?" Guan Yu looked at the woman in front of him and said.
"I ......" Li Meng glanced at Guan Yu, and was secretly moved in her heart, this man she knew that she had been greatly wronged, and he did this at the expense of offending the district chief and the bald head, completely to relieve his hatred!
Li Meng muttered, "Guan Yu, thank you." ”
Guan Yu shook his head slightly, and said, "You invited me to dinner, and kindly introduced me to someone, we are already friends, and doing this little thing for a friend is nothing at all." ”
Li Meng's face flushed slightly and nodded.
Guan Yu glanced at the miserable side in front of him, and said lightly: "Okay, stop." ”
The bald head strengthened his hand, and his eyes looked at Guan Yu: "Guan Daxia, I don't think it's enough, I'm willing to tear off all this woman's clothes for Guan Daxia." ”
The corners of Guan Yu's mouth twitched, revealing a playful smile: "Didn't you say that just now?" Why are you so attentive now? ”
"I ......" the bald head was dripping with cold sweat: "Hero...... I'm ......"
Boom!!
The bald head Qiang suddenly knelt down in front of Guan Yu, and his face was extremely ugly: "Hero, please spare my dog's life!" In the future, the life of the little dog will be the hero's, the hero will let the small one go east, and the small one will not dare to go west! The hero asks the little one to take off the woman's clothes, and the little one ......"
"Ahem, cough, cough......" Guan Yu coughed, but the bald head was strong but stopped, Guan Yu looked at the bald head and said: "You said you want to be my dog?" ”
"I ......" A hint of ruthlessness flashed in the bald head's eyes, but in order to survive, he had to nod: "Yes, Daxia, I am willing to be a dog for you!" I still have some status in this Xuanlong District, if the hero doesn't dislike it, I ......"
"But why should I trust you to be my loyal dog?" Guan Yu asked slightly: "Dogs are very loyal animals. ”
A flash of murder flashed in the bald head's eyes, this guy was insulting him!
Guan Yu shook his head slightly: "Actually, the easiest way is to abolish you, so that you won't come to trouble me again." ”
"Don't! Hero, I will really be your loyal dog! Whoever you let me bite, I bite! "The bald head is almost scared to pee, this guy is going to abolish himself, so it is better to let himself die!
"So, I won't believe you at all! Although I'm from the countryside, I'm not stupid, I also grew up watching the old boys, something like you is a two-faced beast, so I won't believe you at all! Guan Yu said word by word.
Finished!
The bald head knows that he is going to be finished, and this demon in front of him must be about to abolish himself! He went limp and collapsed directly to the ground.
Li Meng looked at Guan Yu at this time, and suddenly felt so domineering!
Guan Yu spoke again: "However, I can give you a chance to be a dog." ”
The bald head "brushed" and suddenly cheered up: "Hero, do you really want to give me a chance?" ”
"Yes." Guan Yu replied lightly.
"Thank you, thank you!" The bald head is strong and grateful to Dade Dao.
"But......" Guan Yu paused, and with a flick of his hand, five small objects flew out of the air from his hand, and the direction was bald strong!
Bang bang bang!
Five small objects were all hit on the bald body: the chest, abdomen, neck, temples, and shoulder blades.
The bald head Qiang only felt that the five parts were tingling extraordinarily, as if he had been shot by some hidden weapon, his face changed wildly, and he said okay, don't waste yourself, this demon used something to shoot himself!
Five tiny objects hit the bald head in five parts, and it immediately fell. Fall, bald head Qiang and Li Meng looked at it so fixedly-
I almost fainted with shock!
It's actually five peanuts!
The five parts that hit the bald head Qiang were actually peanuts!
"Hero, you just now?" Bald Qiang was almost scared to cry, although he felt that there was nothing abnormal in his body, but he was also scared or something.
"It's a pity, I'm going to tell you one thing, I've blocked your five death points with five peanuts, this kind of death hole is called Yin Yang Serial Death Point, except for my master and me, no one can unlock it in this world, if you forcibly ask a master to solve the hole, if you are not careful, you will explode and die! And if you want to completely crack this dead hole, you must crack it once a month on this day, and the duration is one year, so ...... Hehehe...... You know. Guan Yu said lightly.
Brush!
The bald head and Qiang's face changed wildly, becoming like a pig's liver, this guy actually ordered his own "death hole", and he had to crack it once a month, and he needed to crack it for a year, isn't this a plot that only exists in martial arts novels? No! This guy must be cheating people! He didn't believe it!
"I know you won't believe it, you can go to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctor will tell you that you're fine, but who knows? Believe it or not, it's your business, but I'll kindly remind you that the veins of your left wrist are not faintly blackened along the shoulder? ”
The bald head hurriedly looked at his wrist, just looking at it, his face instantly turned to ashes!!
"Hero, hero! I'm ...... It's one of your dogs from now on! Whoever you ask me to bite, I'll really bite! "Bald Qiang really believed it this time, and he said it very seriously.
"Well, I believe it this time, because you're also afraid of death." Guan Yu said with a smile: "Come and report to me on this day of every month in the future, I will crack a death hole for you, if you don't come once, or can't find me, then you just wait for death!" ”
The bald head is about to cry! If this Nima had deliberately avoided himself that day, wouldn't he have died?
Guan Yu frowned, thought for a while, and suddenly asked: "By the way, bald head, you just said that you have a little power in this area, how powerful are you?" ”
The bald head hurriedly reported: "Hero, I am an underground force in this city...... Xuanlong distinguishes the three masters of the rudder, so it can be regarded as a very good comparison! ”
Guan Yu's eyes lit up: "What force is so hanging?" And the rudder? ”
"This ......" the bald man groaned for a moment, as if he didn't want to say it.
"If you don't say it, it's you who will be killed anyway, okay, bye-bye." Guan Yu said let's go.
"Hero, please stop!"
"Oh? What you want to say? ”
"This underground force is called ...... Heaven and Earth Gate! When the bald head said this, even Shi Kelang gasped, he only knew that the bald head was extremely powerful, and it was rumored that he had an extremely close relationship with an underground force, but he didn't expect that he was the third master of the Xuanlong Division of Heaven and Earth Gate, which was quite an incomparable existence!
It is naturally unknown how hung the Tiandimen is, and how much it is greasy with the political and business circles, but there is a rumor in the market that the Chu family, the head of the four major families in Jiangling City, has a good relationship with Tiandimen, so Tiandimen is simply an anti-heaven existence in Jiangling!
It's just that this sect is very low-key, but it is different from the general HEI society, people eat black and white, just like the big guy in Hong Kong.
"Heaven and Earth Gate ......" Guan Yu muttered these three words slightly, and said with a faint smile: "It sounds very similar to the heaven and earth of Lu Ding Ji, I like this name very much." You said that you are quite good, so why are you the leader of the Xuanlong Division? ”
"I'm ......" bald head Qiang was stunned by Guan Yu, is it easy to be a rudder and three masters?
"That's it, I'll set a goal for you, today next month, if you can't become the master of the Xuanlong Division, don't come to me, and I won't crack the dead hole for you!" Guan Yu said slightly.
Ga!
The bald head is almost crying, what kind of strength is he, can he be the boss? Isn't this to pit yourself? But becoming the boss has something to do with cracking the dead hole?
"Hero, I'm afraid I won't be able to reach it!" The bald head cried and said with a sad face.
"That's your business, it's not me who gets the point anyway!" Guan Yu said lightly.
“……”
Glancing at the messy scene in front of him, Guan Yu frowned, and said helplessly: "Bald head, you should be able to settle the matter in front of you, right?" Also, what kind of shell Lang and Li Xiong, I don't want to see them in the future. ”
"Yes! Absolutely! Understand! I know! I'll let these two bastards get out of Yinghua Middle School right away! Bald Qiang said hurriedly.
"It's good if I can see that you are doing well, and I will crack the dead hole for you in advance." Guan Yu said.
"Yes!!" The bald head nodded repeatedly.
Li Meng looked at Guan Yu in front of him and was stunned, now even the three masters of the Xuanlong Division of Heaven and Earth Gate have become one of his dogs, this Nima is too much!
"Teacher Li, let's go." Guan Yu said to Li Meng.
"Huh?" Li Meng woke up from a trance, but only to see Guan Yu smiling at her, her face was red, but she followed Guan Yu out of the hotel hall.
Before leaving, Guan Yu couldn't help but sneak a glance at Liang Man's pair of fruitful ...... A faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
As soon as Guan Yu and Li Meng left, the bald head Qiang fell to the ground as if he was paralyzed.
"Brother Qiang! Brother Qiang! Are you really ...... by that kid" Shi Kelang walked over, and Li Xiong also crawled over and said with a resentful expression.
"Shut up!! Pack up your things and get out of Yinghua Middle School! Don't let me see you in the Xuanlong District in the future! Besides, if you dare to leak today's events, I'll let you die a good death! The bald head said viciously.
"Gah! Brother Qiang!! Li Xiong and Shi Kelang both looked like ashes.
"Get out! I don't like either, so let's do it! The bald head said in a strong voice.
Liang Man was covered in red fruits, his eyes were shining with anger, he looked at the bald head and cursed: "The bald head is strong, you will not die well!" That turtle will not die well! ”
The bald head glanced at the naked woman in front of him, and a trace of grim light flashed.
Just a. The son also dares to threaten himself!!