Chapter 180: Can You Swim?
Chapter 180: Can You Swim?
"You're smart!"
"That's because you're stupid, in fact, Lao Tzu has already guessed it, it's just that it's just teasing you."
"You ......"
"What are you, you don't even have a sister, only a woman with a big aunt, it's a tragedy!"
"You-" Mei Shuning calmed down, "You come here, I'm looking for you something." ”
"Something? There's something you can't say on the phone. Liu hurriedly walked towards the men's toilet.
"What are you doing in the toilet?"
"What do you say I'm going to do, of course it's masturbation, it's going to pee!" Liu Xian said indignantly.
"Can you swim?"
Hearing Mei Shuning's sudden question, Liu Xian didn't think about it, and said angrily while peeing, "Of course Lao Tzu will!" ”
However, because he was too focused on peeing at this time, the next second the scene of the cheating father appeared.
The phone fell directly into the toilet and disappeared down the drain.
Nima, Daddy!
Liu hurriedly put on his pants, and then angrily killed the monitoring room, sure enough, this Mei Shuning was here.
"You girl, you unlucky thing, pay me for my phone!"
After listening to Liu Xian's explanation, Mei Shuning suddenly smiled from ear to ear, and the two balls of pink meat on her chest kept beating up and down.
"Tainyima—it's awesome!"
Liu hurriedly swallowed and foamed, and then moved to the topic, "Compensation, don't talk so much!" ”
"It's okay to pay for your phone, but you have to teach me how to swim!"
As soon as Mei Shuning's words came out, Liu Xian couldn't help but be stunned.
"Damn, what do you think, let me teach you how to swim, do you want to take advantage of Lao Tzu, tell you, Lao Tzu regards discipline as life." Liu Xian is very fond of life.
"You-are you afraid that you won't be able to control it when the time comes, and then there will be a tent there, you have to do it, forget it, I'll beat someone else."
Mei Shuning was about to go out.
When Liu Xian heard this, he immediately blocked Mei Shuning's way, "Damn, I haven't seen any heavenly fragrance and national color, this kind of cabbage goods of yours, Lao Tzu will react, it's really a joke, even if you strip naked and stand in front of Lao Tzu, then Lao Tzu will not react." ”
Liu Xian looked extremely angry.
Mei Shuning covered her mouth and giggled, "That's because you can't do it!" ”
"Nima, you see if Lao Tzu can do it!" Which man can stand these words, and at that moment, Liu Xian pulled Mei Shuning in his arms, and then suddenly appeared below.
"Then Lao Tzu will let you try it or not!" Liu is busy with a look of a real knife and a real gun at any time.
"No just no way!"
"Damn, you think that Lao Tzu will be like this, and Lao Tzu will not dare. Tell you, for such tricks as yours, Lao Tzu will only calculate. Liu Xian snorted coldly, and was about to tear Mei Shuning's clothes.
However, Liu Busy is just a gesture. Naturally, it doesn't really do that.
However, Liu Xian never expected that Mei Shuning would directly take out her mobile phone and take a photo with a quick and uncontrollable attitude.
Damn, there are pictures and truths.
"Teacher Liu Busy, tell me, if this picture is sent out, what will be the consequences? Anyway, I'm going to be a single person for the rest of my life. Mei Shuning looked like a broken jar.
"You're good—despicable!" Liu Xian pointed to Mei Shuning's chest and said word by word.
"Sorry, this is my patent." Mei Shuning said proudly, "Women should be mean." ”
"You ......"
"How's that, do you have time to teach me to swim now?" Mei Shuning said again.
"Lose your phone!"
"Teach me, pay for it!"
"Nima, don't leave yet!"
I don't know why, there is basically no one in the swimming pool today, and Liu Xian and Mei Shuning are changing into swimsuits at this time.
After Mei Shuning changed into a swimsuit, Liu Xian suddenly stared at her, girly, she still looks good in this natural color, and the curve is simply too tempting.
Mei Shuning's walking posture at this time gave people a feeling of drifting, and there was even a wild flower embroidered on her underwear.
Damn, the wildflowers on this underwear are not picked white.
Liu Xian strode in front of Mei Shuning, and just as Mei Shuning was about to speak, Liu Xian didn't say a word, and suddenly pushed him into the water.
Although Mei Shuning said that she had studied abroad, she couldn't swim. Due to the lack of protective measures, this one entered the pool and began to flutter, and kept shouting for help.
Liu Busy saw someone running over, giggled, and said to the person, It's okay, we're having fun.
Then the man gave him a disdainful look, and turned away.
Liu Busy was calculating the time, and said, which swimmer is not allowed to drink saliva when learning to swim.
If you don't take a few sips of water, you can't learn it at all.
In fact, this is how the old ruffian taught hooligans to swim in the first place.
Seeing that he was almost drunk, Liu hurriedly rushed to Mei Shuning in the water and began to talk about swimming skills.
However, theory is theory after all, and Mei Shuning in this water cannot be applied to practice.
Liu Xian saw that this Mei Shuning sank, and knew that if he didn't make a move, there might be a problem, so he jumped down.
After rescuing this Mei Shuning, Liu Xian pressed on his chest several times, and then when he was about to perform artificial respiration, this Mei Shuning spit out two mouthfuls of pool water, which happened to spray Liu Xian's face.
Nima!
After opening her eyes, Mei Shuning instinctively wanted to hit someone, but found that her arm was a little disobedient.
So, they began to make eye contact.
"Lao Tzu, this is good for you, don't stare at Lao Tzu with your eyes, let me tell you, everyone who can swim comes from the step of drinking water."
"Are you alright?"
Seeing that Mei Shuning didn't answer, Liu hurriedly yelled at the distance, "Someone is running naked!" ”
Instinctively, this Mei Shuning went to see, Ran'er, Liu Busy was waiting for this moment. I saw that his technique was like electricity, and he pushed Mei Shuning into the pool again.
It's just that Liu Busy at this time also jumped down.
"See? Swim like me? Liu was busy demonstrating to Mei Shuning.
But at this time, Mei Shuning was splashing in the water, where would she listen.
"Your uncle!" Liu hurriedly made a foul mouth, and dived into the water - straightening Mei Shuning's body.
I'll rub it.,This Nizi's skin is enough.,The feel is very evocative.。
Liu was busy with lewdness, and then took advantage of teaching swimming skills to take advantage of Mei Shuning.
Either touch your breasts, kick your buttocks, or look at your nipples-groove!
"So, swim like this!" Liu hurriedly pinched Mei Shuning's ass twice more.
"If you pinch my ass again, I'll kick you there."
"Where is that?" Liu hurriedly asked rhetorically.
"Y-you-"
"What are you, swim quickly!" Liu Xian immediately pressed Mei Shuning's head directly into the water.
This Mei Shuning kept struggling, but Liu Xian was indifferent.