Chapter 179 Teacher, your name is simply too charming.
Chapter 179 Teacher, your name is simply too charming.
Seeing Su Ruilin's performance like this, Liu hurriedly chuckled and stopped joking.
"I was teasing you just now, let's take the principle of being full." Liu Xian suddenly changed his words and said, "However, when you laughed just now, it was really charming." β
"You-you're not serious." Su Ruilin immediately lowered her head, her face crimson.
Almost at the same time, the Zhangshi Vocational Education Center.
"There's a book that's been particularly popular lately, you know?"
What kind of book?
Is it colored?
Damn, can your mind be a little more disgusting? It's just as disgusting as you look!
You-
What kind of book is it?
No, you don't even know, could it be that you came from Mars?
I went, I didn't know about it, the Internet exploded. A few days ago, several helicopters appeared over the Guifei Palace. You have to know this, right?
Knowing, knowing, who can not know this, it has long spread in the circle of high school students, and besides, my mother was there at the time, it was to promote a book, and this is it. I read it in one go, and it's cool!
Let me see.
"Fantasy World", it turned out that its book was called Fantasy World. I'll rely on, give it to Lao Tzu, whether Nima has the quality or not, it's all grabbed.
The book "Fantasy World" has been circulated in the circle of high school students in Zhangshi, and it is like a spring breeze hitting overnight, there was nothing to do the day before, and what math class and physics class were taken the next day, some comic fans began to read it.
One pass two, two pass four, just one day's work, this fantasy world became the focus of their discussion, and the plot was also brought to the table for discussion.
In class 38, the plot of this fantasy world is being discussed at this time.
However, when they saw that the author on the back of the book was signed by Su Ruilin, they were stunned.
"Did you notice anything wrong?" Bai Xue asked.
"What's wrong?" Huang Yunhui, the sports committee, said.
Bai Xue pointed to the back of the book and said, "Who do you think this author is?" β
"Su Ruilin!"
"Wait. How can this be the same name as the art teacher Su Ruilin, alas, it is probably a coincidence. β
"Also, if it's really a person, then how can Teacher Su be a teacher in our school."
"Makes sense, makes sense."
"Alas, you say, what is our teacher Liu busy doing now?"
"Who knows?"
"However, I heard a girl in the third year of high school say that when her mother took her to eat the world's medicinal diet, she met Teacher Liu Xian once."
"What, that Liu was busy eating all the world, and he didn't even call them."
"It's not interesting."
"Eat the world, this time is simply hot, not only the newspapers, the media, even my grandma's iron rooster began to eat. And it's constantly being advertised in their circles. β
"Huh? Really? β
"In the past, my grandmother had a hard time going up to the second floor, but since she took that medicinal diet, she didn't have to breathe when she went up to the sixth floor in one breath."
"Whew, when can I go eat all the world?"
"I heard that it's precious, let's save money."
Just as a few people were talking, a man and a woman walked in at the school gate.
This man and woman are not others, it is Liu Xian and Su Ruilin.
The two of them spoke a few words and went back to their respective offices.
Of course, as soon as Liu Xian entered the teaching building, he ran towards the 38th class, and standing at the door of the class, Liu Xian heard them talking about eating the world.
So, he coughed twice.
"Teacher!"
"Teacher, why are you still alive?"
"Teacher, we thought you were going to South Korea for surgery to become a shemale?"
"Teacher, long time no see, your eyes are small again."
"Rogue teacher, why do you always stare at other people's ass......"
The students of Class 38 teased Liu Busy one after another.
But Liu Xian didn't care at all.
"You know what? The end of the semester is just around the corner. As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, everyone immediately burst into tears.
What high school students are most afraid of, naturally it is the exam, not to mention the students of class 38.
Liu Xian saw that these people's expressions were sluggish, and they all looked like they were going to die, and suddenly changed his words,
"Whenever the average score reaches 80, the teacher will invite her to eat all the world's medicinal diets."
As soon as Liu was busy with these words, the class suddenly exploded.
"Teacher, are you telling the truth?"
"Teacher, do you have good character?"
"Teacher, why do I think this is the funniest joke?"
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Seeing that these students didn't believe in themselves at all, Liu Xian immediately patted his chest and said word by word, "I swear by my discipline." β
"Teacher, do you have a discipline?"
"Teacher, you've been eaten up by wolves, and you're still a pervert."
"Teacher, why are you moving down there?"
Liu Busy was speechless, why did his words become less and less authoritative.
"Then how do you believe it?" Liu hurriedly threw the question back.
"Sign and draw!"
"Take a nude photo and give us a mortgage!"
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Listening to those various answers, Liu Xian suddenly wanted to cry without tears, and the brains of these students are too strange.
"Well, you can give the world a call. Let's see if it's good to mention my name. β
Liu Xian looked confident.
It's not once or twice that Liu is busy bragging about it, to be honest, they do think that Liu is bragging.
However, with a half-believing mind, Yang Zi, a scholar who had half a doubt, found the order phone number that ate all over the world through 114, and after the other party's artificial station was connected, Yang Zi said lightly,
"I don't have the money to go to the medicinal diet, is it good to mention Liu Busy's name?"
The other party was silent for a while, and just when Yang Zi thought it was a cold joke and was about to hang up the phone, the other party spoke, and his tone was extremely enthusiastic.
"It's good, of course it's good, dare to ask who is he in Miss? Let's sign up. β
Hearing this, Yang Zi's little face suddenly changed, and even said that he suspected that the call was wrong, so he hurriedly hung up and dialed it again, and after making sure that it was correct, Yang Zi's heart suddenly boiled.
Could it be that Mr. Liu Busy's name is so effective?
Just as Yang Zi was thinking, the phone rang.
It was called by the artificial platform that ate all over the world.
"Hello Miss Yang, we have confirmed your identity, at any time period, as long as you mention Mr. Liu Xian's name, you can eat for free at any of our restaurants in the world......
Stupid, Yang Zi was completely stupid. Sitting there, she was stunned for a long time before she was relieved.
"Teacher, your name is simply too charming." As soon as Yang Zi's words came out, it immediately aroused the stunned eyes of the others.
Immediately, Yang Zi told the general story of the matter.
Really? It can't be that Yang Zi colluded with Teacher Liu Xian in advance, right?
I think it's quite possible.
What's so difficult about this, just call and ask if it's okay.
So, Liang Feifei, the school flower, took out her mobile phone.
The call was made on hands-free. The classmates could hear it clearly.
After hanging up the phone, all the classmates immediately gathered around.
"Tuhao, let's be friends, right?"
"Teacher, please take care of it!"
ββ¦β¦β
Liu hurriedly did a somersault, then came to the podium, and waved his hand slightly at the students in the audience, and suddenly the audience was as quiet as ever, and the pin drop could be heard.
"Well, is my discipline working this time?"
Tube!
The students were very unanimous. And it's extremely loud.
Liu Xian nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, in the final exam, as long as the average score is 80, then go and eat all the medicinal food in the world." Enough! β
"Teacher, you are so handsome!"
"Teacher, let's be friends, right?"
"Teacher, when are you going to be a junior, you must find me, I am willing to be a substitute at any time."
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When Liu was busy bowing his head, he saw that some people had Su Ruilin's masterpiece "Fantasy World" on the table. Suddenly the spirit came.
"This book is pretty, isn't it?" Liu hurriedly picked up the fantasy world and asked seemingly casually.
It's good-looking, it's good-looking!
Teacher, can you give each of us a copy?
Teacher, have you read this book?
"Well, add one more, as long as your average score at the end of the semester reaches 80, I will not only give you this book, but also bring it signed by the author."
The students nodded frequently, and then began to read the book frantically.
"Are you going to the bathroom?"
"Your sister, didn't you see that I was copying notes?"
"But you can't go to the bathroom, can you?"
"Let's find a mineral water bottle in the class."
"But, we're girls......"
After mobilizing the student's interest in learning, Liu Xian just left the classroom when the mobile phone rang.
It was Mei Shuning who called.
"Hello, this is a blind date platform, please press 1 for a man, press 2 for a woman, and dial 110 directly for a ladyboy!"
There was a burst of laughter on the other end of the phone, "Let's make an appointment with your sister." β
"I'll go, I won't see my temper grow in a few days!" Liu Xian's tone changed and he smiled.
"I saw you just now. If I'm not mistaken, you're probably just out of the classroom by now. Mei Shuning smiled mysteriously.
I'll go, is this Mei Shuning saying that she is stalking herself. Liu hurriedly looked around, but found no trace of her.
"Where are you?" Liu Xian asked curiously.
"Guess?"
"Guess your sister!"
"I don't have a sister!"
"Your uncle!"
"I don't have an uncle!"
"Your great aunt!"
"ThisβI think I have!"
"Liu Busy, isn't it ugly when you're angry?"
Hearing Mei Shuning's words, Liu was so busy that he looked up and saw the camera in the corridor.
It seems that she should see herself through it.
"Okay, I know where you are." Liu hurriedly pointed to the camera and said word by word.