Chapter 293: It's Too Dirty
Everyone looked at Akaya inexplicably, Akaya's expression was the same as eating a durian, I really don't know what happened to her.
"Akaya, are you alright? Why do you look so painful? Han Lin asked puzzled.
Akatani said with a look of complaining value: "I have scanned the spiritual sea of countless people, but this man is the dirtiest I have ever scanned!" It's really as dirty as you want! I'm going blind! ”
After listening to what Akatani said, everyone can roughly guess that this man is not a pure person, because just by looking at this man's home, you can know what his usual hobbies are.
The walls of the man's bedroom were covered with posters that could not be described in words, and those posters were involved in various fields, men and women, old and young, and everyone present was red-faced anyway.
This is not the end, the sheets and bedding on the bed are even more unbearable, Han Lin doesn't know where this guy bought the sheets printed with life-size on them, there is also a row of life-size silicone butts on the sheets, and there are all kinds of cups and flashlights that cannot be described next to those butts, in short, this buddy's bed and table are full of all kinds of tools to solve problems by himself, some of the tools are strange, Han Lin can't see what those tools are for.
The computer on the desk is playing a movie that can't be described, if you have to translate it, the general content of the movie is: a number of black foreigners and a young Japanese woman discuss the ethics of life, the ethics film is about one hour and forty minutes, the content will not be said here.
In fact, it is normal to watch this kind of movie, I believe that most men have had the experience of watching this kind of life inspirational movie, but this man is ruthless on the USB interface on his desktop, plugged in a multi-interface USB, and a mobile hard disk is inserted on each interface, take a look, there are seven or eight mobile hard disks densely placed on this table, and there is a thick stack of mobile hard disks on the ground, Han Lin didn't dare to think that this guy would take time just to collect these "life inspirational movies".
The most eye-catching thing is the "raincoat" hanging on the wall, because the first thing Han Lin saw was indeed a raincoat, but in fact, this raincoat was an inflated doll that had been deflated.
Han Lin had never seen such a miserable impulse doll used.
The doll's mouth was broken, and there were traces of sewing and mending next to it; The position of the chest is all made of transparent glue, and it can be seen that there are many holes inside; The doll's leg is also broken, and the broken leg and body are glued with the brothers' good super glue, which looks very twisted; There should have been two holes under him, but now they were one, Han Lin thought that he had seen it wrong, he rubbed his eyes, and was sure that it was really one, he felt that he was still too young.
The most unbearable thing is the doll's ear and nostrils, I don't know why, the ear holes and nostrils are very exaggerated, the diameter is similar to the diameter of the ham sausage, as for why this happens, everyone makes up for it by themselves, it really can't be described here.
In short, this man's home is an absolutely strange place, if everyone standing here is not the elite of the demon world who has experienced endless troubles, it is estimated that they would have gone crazy when they saw these things in front of them.
But our little princess of Akatani is very unusually crazy today, and it's the first time everyone has seen Akatani so crazy.
Hei Fu couldn't help but ask: "What kind of dirt does this have to make Sister Chiya complain like this, tell me about it"
Akatani struggled to calm his mind, and then his little head shook into a rattle.
"No, no, no, you won't want to hear it, I only glanced at his spiritual sea and glanced at him when he was in elementary school, but I couldn't read his meow anymore"
The more Akatani said this, the more it aroused everyone's curiosity, in fact, Akatani just talked about dirt, and everyone could guess which conveniences were there, after all, the thick layer of toilet paper on the ground explained some problems.
"There are still people who can't see it when they are elementary school students? When I was in elementary school, I knew a fart, so I shouldn't be so dirty, right? Han Lin asked suspiciously.
Akatani adjusted his mood and said, "You're not afraid of being stained to death, I'll tell you what I saw."
"This guy is a filthy god, when he went to kindergarten, he knew that he took advantage of the kindergarten teacher, and deliberately peed his pants every day to let the kindergarten teacher clean up Dingding; When I was in elementary school, I peeped at my female classmates to go to the toilet; When I was in the third grade, I started masturbating.,And it was when his 18-year-old sister was asleep in front of his sister..."
Akatani said a lot of dirty things in one breath, Han Lin didn't expect that a primary school student would have such a "rich" experience, no wonder Akatani couldn't bear to complain.
"It's hard for you, or... Let's look in the house... Anyway, this house is so small..."Han Lin really couldn't bear to let Akatani continue to sweep this filthy man's spiritual sea, he was afraid that what would happen in the future would be even worse, and he would have to make Akatani crazy.
After Han Lin finished speaking, he stood in the center of the room, then took a deep breath and slapped his hands violently.
"Whew!"
Everything in the room floats in the air as if it is collectively weightless, computers, toilet paper, silicone butts, all kinds of toys...
The filthy man was half-floating in the air as if he was in space, and if he woke up at this time, he would definitely be shocked by the situation in front of him.
"Thank you for your hard work, in order to keep our Akatani from being polluted, let's carefully rummage through this filthy man's home," Han Lin said with his hands folded.
The Seven Demons www.biquge.info their heads and scattered to rummage through the room.
Since this dirty man bought rubber gloves, he must have put them in the kitchen or toilet, after all, these rubber gloves are either worn when brushing the toilet or when washing dishes, so everyone's first reaction is to plunge into the toilet and kitchen.
This filthy man's home is a standard one-bedroom apartment, and renting a house like this in the imperial capital costs some silver.
However, after searching in the kitchen for a long time, they could not find the shadow of rubber gloves, so they had no choice but to rush into the toilet.
When they entered the toilet, everyone instantly blinded their 24 golden demon eyes, and saw that the toilet of more than ten square meters was full of all kinds, colors, and sizes of the inside, which occupied more than half of the space above their heads, and everyone quickly lowered their heads.
"Holy! What a situation! For the hair... It's all a woman's nein! Akatani shouted.
Hei Fu rubbed his temples with a headache: "Maybe this dirty man is not only very perverted in life, but also has the habit of stealing underwear..."
Hearing this, Han Lin walked over with his hands folded, and he saw that the inside of a toilet was also messy in an instant.
In addition, now the things in the whole house have lost gravity and are suspended upwards, some strange bottles and cans and some indescribable medicines and sleeves are flying all over the sky, and the demons are standing at the door of the toilet and have not entered for a long time.
"I've also met dirty demons in the demon world, but there has to be a limit to dirt, right? This man is simply born for filth! Akatani said with a black line on his face.
Han Lin blew helplessly into the toilet, and the debris suspended in mid-air dispersed, and the demons looked for traces of rubber gloves in the debris as if they were looking for fault.
Everyone searched for a few minutes, but they still couldn't find the rubber gloves, but this time, everyone had a sense of foreboding in their hearts, and they looked at each other, all with a "you know" expression.
"This filthy man is so perverted... Will... What did he do with rubber gloves that he couldn't describe? Black Fu guessed.
This is also the common sentiment of everyone, because the rubber glove, if you don't do housework, its texture and softness are easy to make people reverie, especially the shape of the five fingers, which may be useful in many ways.
Because each finger is cut off, it can match the size of some parts, so everyone finally got this answer according to the dirty man's dirty thoughts.
"It's impossible, the Death Dao Man said, even if the golden glove becomes a rubber glove in the mortal world, but it only changes its appearance, it will not be damaged and destroyed, that filthy man... I don't think I would cut off the gloves to make that..."Han Lin said that he felt unconfident later.
In the world of filthy men, anything can happen!
Ziyan, who had been silent, said embarrassedly: "Let's not guess, since the kitchen and toilet don't have it, maybe this man put his gloves in the house... But put it in the house... I can't imagine what he's doing with it."
There was no way, everyone reluctantly came to the house again, and at this time, all kinds of things in the house floated up, and everyone glanced at it, and then they could only put their hopes on Akatani.
"Or... Let's let Akaya scan the spiritual sea... This is the best way to save time and efficiency..."Xuejia is old, and he really can't stand this filthy man's house.
The corners of Akatani's mouth twitched twice, and he said with an expression of wanting to cry: "But I really don't want to see such a dirty growth history anymore!" You'll be blind! ”
At this time, Akatani glanced at Han Lin, who was gloating on the side, and suddenly pointed at Han Lin as if he remembered something and shouted, "You are too bad!" In fact, you can scan the contents of this room! Otherwise, how would you find this filthy man! You deliberately asked me to sweep the spiritual sea! ”
When Han Lin saw that he was discovered, he had to cough twice, so he said, "Isn't this also because I will see dirty things when I scan this house... Compared to my method, I still think it's better for you to scan the spiritual sea, so that you can find the gloves accurately, don't you say?"
Akaya's way is to scan people's memories, and what a person has experienced will be seen by him; Han Lin's method is more blunt, that is, to diffuse spiritual power into the air, sense the shape and appearance of objects, so as to find out the location, which is more spiritually power-consuming.
"You're just afraid of wasting your spiritual power! Hum! I don't care! Figure it out for yourself! Akatani pouted and sat aside with his shoulders folded.
As soon as Han Lin saw that Akatani had a temper, he had to take a deep breath and use his own method to fill the entire room with spiritual power, and gradually, the whole room turned pale yellow, which was the effect of the materialization of spiritual power.
He closed his eyes and sensed the glove-shaped thing in the room, and finally had an extremely bitter expression on his face.
"He's meowing! I found it... This man is such a pervert! He actually put his gloves there! ”