Chapter 294: People in the city really know how to play
Seeing Han Lin crying and laughing beside him, Chiya rolled his eyes and said, "I'll just say it, our demon king has a way, and he will do it as soon as he comes out."
Han Lin frustratedly waved his hand, and the things floating in the middle of the room instantly fell back to the ground, and gravity regained in the room.
The filthy man was suddenly regained gravity in the room, and he sat back in his chair, and he was woken up by the huge concussion.
"Well... What's going on... Am I asleep..."
"Bang!"
Chew didn't wait for the dirty man to react, stepped forward and knocked the dirty man unconscious again.
"My lord, let's find the gloves and get out of here," Xuan Jian said with a blushing face.
Among the Seven Demons, Xuan Blade is a relatively straightforward person, and these things in front of him are already difficult to accept, so Xuan Blade has been holding back for a long time, and he has been enduring such an embarrassing atmosphere, until Han Lin just said that he had found the Golden Glove, and he couldn't help but urge Han Lin this time.
Han Lin nodded, he pointed to the deflated impulse doll hanging on the wall helplessly, and said embarrassedly: "That glove... It's over there..."
Everyone looked at the deflated impulse doll and was very puzzled, and everyone couldn't imagine what this dirty man was doing when he put his gloves in the deflated impulse doll.
Chiya couldn't wait to jump up, grabbed the deflated impulsive doll in his hand, and shook it vigorously: "In this? There's nothing... Hey? Wait a minute! Something is wrong..."
After speaking, Akatani reached out his little hand to the deflated impulse doll's chest and touched it, and then the corners of his mouth twitched twice, with an extremely embarrassed expression on his face.
"Inside... Flooded..."
Han Lin frowned and said, "What do you mean?" What watered..."
Everyone was also at a loss like Han Lin, and before they could react to what was going on, Akatani stretched out his hand and grabbed the deflated impulse doll's chest, and the unsightly chest that was glued with transparent glue instantly broke into two holes.
"Tear up!"
Everyone didn't expect the filthy man's sticky impulsive doll to be so unfazed, and Akatani just tore it open with his hands.
But what stunned everyone even more was not the quality of the impulse doll, but what was inside after the chest was broken.
"Puff..."
It was a very strange sound, muffled with the sound of swaying water, and I saw two water balloon-like things fall to the ground, and those two things bounced twice very elastically.
"That's... What is it? Han Lin looked at the two yellow spheres, and didn't react to what was going on.
After the two spheres stopped rolling, everyone gathered around, and everyone looked closely, and the two things that were instantly petrified on the spot were nothing else, it was a rubber glove with the words "fairy supermarket", but the rubber glove was filled with water at this time, just like a leather ball.
The fingers of the gloves were still wrapped in scotch tape, and it seemed that the dirty man had deliberately glued the rubber gloves filled with water into a spherical shape.
Han Lin was speechless and picked up a rubber glove that had been filled with water and grabbed it in his hand, the feel, the swaying elasticity... It's amazing!
“… This filthy man is too good at playing! What did he think... Depend on... What kind of brain can come up with it! Han Lin didn't know whether to admire the dirty man or despise him.
The black charm picked up another rubber glove that had been filled with water, grabbed the side, and shook it vigorously, he snorted and laughed, "Don't say it, it's really like that... It's true..."
Ziyan and Youqin saw Han Lin and Hei Fu playing with the two rubber gloves that had been filled with water without any knots, and their faces were red all the way to their necks, and the situation in front of them was really embarrassing.
However, as a black-bellied little Lori, Akaya didn't feel it at all.,She squatted on the ground and was still studying the impulsive doll in front of her that couldn't be broken anymore.。
"Wait! And something! ”
After Akatani finished speaking, he put his little hand into the deflated body of the inflated doll, and slowly pulled out an electric mattress from it.
Han Lin's jaw almost fell to the ground in shock, he thought he was wrong, but it was indeed an old electric mattress!
Youqin and Ziyan on the side had already turned their eyes away with red faces, and the black rune grabbed his hair rarely, and said in surprise: "I can understand that those two gloves are filled with water... But what is this electric mattress for? ”
Han Lin groped his chin and said without thinking, "Look at the location of that electric mattress... Could this be to warm the water-filled gloves..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell into an awkward silence.
Han Lin was also embarrassed to realize that he seemed to have told the truth.
"Can... Is this topic closed? Ziyan blushed and couldn't bear it.
Han Lin quickly stopped his speculation, he took a lot of effort to put the gloves in the water, restored the gloves to their original appearance, put away the gloves, and then left the filthy man's residence with the seven demons.
It is estimated that the dirty man will be surprised to find that there are thieves in his house after waking up, and the taste of the thieves is very strong, and he actually broke the inflated doll that he carefully sewed.
Actually, Han Lin didn't know about this dirty man's thoughts later.
It turned out that the flush doll that the dirty man bought was the same luxury version of the star, but unfortunately he was later broken, but it was too expensive to buy a new one, so the dirty man was particularly witty and transformed, replacing the chest with water-filled gloves, in order to be more real, he also put his electric mattress underneath, so that the punching doll could be kept at temperature.
The reason why the dirty man chose to use a few dollars of rubber gloves in the supermarket as the material to fill the chest is that the first is to save costs, and the second is the feel and practicality, as long as the glove mouth is pierced into the water, it is difficult for the dirty man to pinch and burst the rubber gloves filled with water.
Han Lin also deeply reflected on himself through the matter of the dirty man, and he finally understood that there is nothing difficult in the world, but he is afraid of people with hearts!
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Coming out of the dirty man's house, Han Lin specially bought a mask for himself to wear, for fear of being recognized on the street of Yuexiu Road.
Everyone returned to their residence, from the villa to the current place where they lived, Han Lin suddenly felt a little unaccustomed, but soon got used to it again.
Han Lin saw Tong Guoguo's phone calls and text messages to him, it was two months ago, he sat on the sofa and wanted to reply to Tong Guoguo very much, telling her that she was not dead, but because of special reasons, she could not appear in front of the public for the time being.
But Han Lin had already edited the text message, and he finally pressed the delete button.
After thinking about it for a while, Han Lin still gave up suing Tong Guoguo for his fake death, because he still had one thing to finish.
"Lord Demon King, what are your plans next?" Hei Fu said to Han Lin with a smile on his face.
Han Lin watched as the Seven Demons were all waiting for his next plan, he stood up and walked to the window with his hands behind his back, looking at the pedestrians coming and going on the street outside, and was silent for a moment before he spoke.
"Tonight, I will return the golden gloves to their original owners and send them back to the fairy supermarket; Tomorrow, I want the general's head to pay tribute to Zang's predecessors... After these two things are done, I will search for the Flood Desolation Spirit Treasure and bring the remaining three brothers out of the extreme of heaven and earth."
"When everyone is reunited, as soon as the Demon Lord appears, we will kill it together, and then reopen the gate of the Demon Realm, and we will return to the Demon Realm!"
"Good! I agree! Chiya stood on the sofa excitedly clapping her hands excitedly, she looked at Han Lin with pretended adoration while clapping her hands and added, "It's really rare that our Demon King is about to rise!" ”
Ziyan also looked at Han Lin with satisfaction, with infinite tenderness and confidence in her eyes, she was like everyone else, she had been waiting for this day for a long time.
From the beginning, Han Lin was just an ordinary person, Ziyan protected him inch by inch, and then the rest of the Ten Demons' brothers came out one after another to accompany Han Lin, this point is vividly remembered, and the ups and downs are all in it.
"It's just that the Demon Lord has never shown up since the Demon World continued to cause wars, and this time the Demon King has this trick, I don't know if I can print it... Once the Demon King is unmoved, and he doesn't appear until the Demon King leads us back to the Demon Realm, isn't that the reincarnation of the Demon King in vain? The black rune said unhurriedly.
Han Lin replied immediately and quietly: "Don't worry, since I have been reincarnated as a human and let several brothers and sisters wait for me for a thousand years, I am doing this because I am sure enough to lure out the Demon Lord to kill him."
The Seven Demons didn't bother to ask anymore when they heard this, because Han Lin in his previous life was the same as now, if he was absolutely sure, he would arrange the next things by himself, and there would be no miscalculation of the day.
In fact, whether it can lead to the Demon Lord, this question Han Lin had thought carefully about it before he was reincarnated in Nirvana in his previous life, after all, his decision would be thousands of years if it was implemented, if there was no foolproof plan, Han Lin would probably lose his wife and his own time, and also waste the Ten Demons' dedication to him.
Han Lin also thought about becoming a mortal to induce the Demon Lord to come forward to kill him personally, if the Demon Lord would not take action in person, until he really awakened the Demon Lord did not come forward to kill him, Han Lin was also ready to have another plan.
"Actually, sometimes I really can't help but want to rush into the Demon Realm to fight and directly destroy the Demon King's nest! Let it run rampant again! Even if the Demon Lord can't die, but if the Demon Lord's nest is lost by us, we and the Immortal Realm will be able to stabilize for at least a few thousand years," he said indignantly.
Han Lin smiled and looked at Chew and said, "If it was really that simple, the Jade Emperor and I would have joined forces to attack the Demon Realm back then, but that place in the Demon Realm has been filled with the atmosphere of decay and darkness for hundreds of millions of years, only they are not afraid of death to make trouble, but no one goes over there to find it."
Speaking of this, Han Lin sighed lightly and said, "Let's think about what kind of death the general will use tomorrow."
At the mention of the general, everyone's faces changed, and Han Lin saw that everyone was not quite right, and just as he wanted to ask, Ziyan walked up to him and opened his mouth in a low voice.
"Let's just go find the Golden Glove, there are so many things we haven't had time to tell you yet... Lin, in fact, in the two months that you have been away, something happened on the general's side that surprised all of us..."