"Master Dingnan, are you serious, okay? Your current character is a middle-aged woman who is attacked when she goes to the toilet late at night, and you have to show the feeling of enduring the pain of life, not a constipated aunt! I grabbed my camera and shouted at the challenge.

"Is that okay?" It was difficult to squeeze out a coquettish smile and asked softly.

"That's right! That's it, to keep it, tear off the shoulder strap on your right shoulder a little...... Ay! Yes, that's it, that's what I want. Hand, pay attention to the position of the hand, Mrs. Shi, don't grab his leg, it's fake at a glance, yes, put it on Feng Gongzi's neck, well, very good, head, side by side in the direction of Feng Gongzi, okay, remember, remember this feeling! I stretched out my thumb and praised Dingnan.

It must be difficult to smile coquettishly, and I suddenly got goosebumps.

I patted 120 on the shoulder: "Why do I think Feng Gongzi's expression is a little awkward?" ”

120's expression was indifferent: "Yes, it's not like taking a photo, it's a bit like shooting a Viagra advertisement!" ”

I nodded and shouted at Feng Gongzi: "Feng Dashao, if you don't want to experience the feeling of electric shock with me again, just cooperate well!" ”

Feng Gongzi nodded blankly, raised his arm and put it on the shoulders of Master Ding.

After getting my warning, Feng Gongzi immediately became very cooperative, and I exclaimed: "Feng Gongzi, your performance is already very good, but there are still some contrived elements, you have to be clear about your identity, you are now a lonely, sad, and compassionate rich second-generation prostitute, thief, you are now molesting middle-aged women in the public toilet, yes, you must have that arrogant, crazy feeling!" Right! …… Laugh maniacally. ”

Feng Gongzi bared his teeth and was happy: "Is this okay?" ”

I raised my hand and gave an OK gesture and shouted, "Let's make some moves, you have to be calm, don't be so proactive, okay?" Having said it, pay attention to the identity of your performance! Ay...... Yes, that's much better, Feng Gongzi, you also have to move your hands! Have you ever seen that lewd person who attacked the women's toilet at night, and the thief was as picky as you? …… OK, good, one, two, three, okay, a few more! ”

After taking a few photos, I hurriedly ran to the pit and said to Mrs. Dingnan: "Mrs. Shi, it's hard for you!" ”

It's hard to be big: "It's okay, if you think the scale is not enough, I can let go a little more!" ”

With black lines all over my face, I turned to 120 and said, "120, take off your clothes, it's your turn!" ”

It's difficult or entangled: "Section Chief Wang, what do you think of my acting skills?" ”

I pondered for a moment: "The expression is not real enough, it is generally the level of Japanese films, and there is still a gap between European and American films!" ”

I picked up the camera again, and then I saw that 120 was going crazy, and hurriedly shouted, ", 120, put your pants on!" Nima, which newspaper would dare to publish this photo? ”

120 put on his pants unhappily: "I'm showing up for art!" ”

Feng Gongzi's face was already full of tears: "Dude, you guys are so raw, just because I haven't seen you, okay?" Just when Wang Damin and I admit defeat, okay? If I want my dad to know that I'm doing this, he has to deal with me......"

"Phew! I don't care about the special hobbies of the wealthy! I spat and shouted at Feng Gongzi: "Feng Gongzi, you are not the perverted rich second generation who attacked the women's toilet at night, you are now the obscene uncle who attacked Xiao Xianrou at night, the focus of his expression is surprise, joy, and excitement, and the scale of his actions is larger than just now, softer, and sweeter...... You're two (forced)! Don't you understand what I'm saying? Don't act like you're constipated, okay? ”

Blowing the lamp suddenly came to my ear and said, "It's really not good to replace the 120, let me get on!" ”

……

Half an hour later, I took a digital camera and said to Feng Gongzi: "Feng Gongzi, believe it or not, these photos are enough for me to eat for a few lifetimes!" ”

Feng Gongzi gritted his teeth and held back his anger: "I am planted in your hands!" ”

I patted Feng Gongzi on the shoulder: "As for me, I won't threaten you with this matter, I guess you and Wang Damin have some misunderstanding, as long as you don't worry about Wang Damin's trouble, I guarantee that these photos will not flow out." ”

Feng Gongzi was quite jealous of my ability to be electrocuted, and when he saw me slapping him, the tiger's body was shocked, and he hurriedly dodged: "It's all filmed, you guys can go!" Can't I take it? ”

I smiled indifferently and led everyone to set off again!

Walking on the road, I suddenly remembered 120's skills, and remembered the strange battle between 120 and Feng Gongzi just now, so I asked, "120, how did you do it just now?" I don't even see how you knocked Feng Gongzi flying! ”

"I don't know what's going on, I just feel like he can't beat me! As for why I felt this way, I don't know, just now, he slashed at me, I mechanically kicked him in the crotch, and then he flew! 120 remained indifferent, and after a few seconds of silence, he continued: "Besides, I didn't like you very much before, I don't know why, but I always want to ...... with you lately Get up close. ”

I suddenly got goosebumps all over my body,, if I want to be close, buddy, I was already three years ago, will it be your turn?

Blowing the lamp suddenly said, "120, when did you feel this way?" ”

120 frowned and thought for a moment: "It seems to be June 8th." ”

Blowing the lamp exclaimed: "The day of the yin and yang confusion? ”

120 shook his head: "I don't know, I just know that from that day on, I seem to have forgotten a lot of things, and besides, I suddenly started wanting to be close to 114!" ”

Blowing the lamp said with a serious expression: "It's strange, I can guarantee that you have never been subjected to a ghost, why do you feel this way?" Are you sure anything hasn't happened to you two before? My master said that my brother and I were one in the same life in our previous life, it was the precious cordyceps, my brother was lively and hot, and he was the insect in that winter, and I was a little grass with a fiery heart but an indifferent appearance...... Isn't it true that the two of you also had some marriage in your previous life? Buddhism has clouds, ten years of cultivation in the same boat, a hundred years of cultivation to sleep together, you two have such a fate, I am afraid that the previous life has been grinding for decades! ”

...... "I found that blowing the lamp was bad, and the old monk was furious even more violently in the absence of a lamp, and when I saw that he still wanted to comment, I hurriedly changed the subject: "Let's talk about a lamp and the lone ranger, Mrs. Shi, didn't you say that these two people came alone in the same room?" I forgot to tell you, an old thing asks me in the middle of the night where I have a small umbrella for sale, you can ponder it......"

After walking for more than ten minutes, we met a group of people again, and because of my previous experience, I quickly recognized one of the hooligans - the young owner of the Hejiahuan Entertainment Company, He Dong, who was covered in blood!

Completely different from Feng Gongzi's arrogance, after He Dong and his group saw us, they turned around and ran, I hurriedly pulled everyone to chase, a few minutes later, we saw He Dong and his group standing next to the pine forest and turning to grind, He Dong held a dagger against his neck: "Don't come here, if you come here again, I will die to show you!" ”

I gasped and asked him, "Can you tell me why you ran away when you saw me?" ”

He Dong was obviously a little insane, and shouted fiercely: "It's not enough to kill people, are you going to do it?" As for it? After speaking, He Dong turned around and shouted into the woods: "Wang Damin, I won't let you go if I am a ghost!" ”

I was just about to turn around and say to everyone that this matter really has nothing to do with me, when I saw that it was difficult to take off my clothes with 120, especially 120, this guy muttered while taking it off: "Which of you has a school uniform?" I think this scene is more realistic in the school uniform! ”

It must be difficult to pick up the stubble on the side: "You know a fart, at this time, you should wear the loose big shirt in the countryside, and look close to life!" ”

I helplessly took out my camera and said to He Dong: "He Gongzi, please cosplay with us for a while!" You play Tarzan ......"

……

After dealing with He Dong, I took a deep breath and dragged everyone into the pine forest!

The pine forest, covering an area of about dozens of acres, although in the mouth of President Zhao is similar to the existence of the proliferation of the front county, but in the hearts of the people of the coal city, this is definitely a holy place to solve loneliness, five years ago, the city had proposed to remove this forest, change to the highway, as a result, 90 percent of the people of Meicheng expressed resolute opposition, I heard that the ten percent of the people who expressed support are more than 2000 wages, that is, they can open a single room in the hotel in the coal city!

After walking in the dark for a few minutes, we saw some faint fire in front of us, and the blowing lamp in front of us stopped and whispered: "It seems that we have arrived!" ”

I concentrated so hard that I could only hear the voices of a few people talking in front of me!

"Bald donkey, Lao Tzu won't let you go!" A young voice shouted.

"Sister Hua'er, are we a little too much?" In the other direction, a middle-aged man whispered.

"You're wrong, listen to me, there is no good thing for men in this world, for the sake of this girl's future, we can only do this!" An indifferent woman's voice, it is estimated that this Bacheng is President Zhao's ex-wife, cold-blooded morning glory.

"What about the old and the young?"

"These two filthy things! Hang it up for two hours in a while! ”

……

I didn't have time to think about it, so I quietly ordered everyone to retreat a distance, at least to ensure that the sound would not be heard by the old woman, and at the same time asked them to take off their coats, if I want to find out the truth of the matter, I have to stop the miserable Chang Gongzi, if I want Chang Gongzi to tell the truth, I can't let him see our strange clothes.

"Can I not take it off? I don't have ...... inside," the female bat said shyly.

"Just take off your wings!" I shook my head helplessly.

In a moment, I and everyone had taken off our coats and ambushed on both sides of the forest path, and after waiting for about a minute or two, several young men covered in blood came north with a limping person.

I hurriedly rushed out of the forest and stood in front of Chang Gongzi: "Oh, isn't this Chang Gongzi?" ”

In the past, I always saw this guy on TV, most of them were in a suit and leather shoes, and when I saw the real person today, I found out that this Chang Gongzi was about the same size as me, lean and lean, his face was defeated, and his ass seemed to be injured by something, Chang Gongzi covered his ass with one hand, shaking his feet up and down.

I took a closer look and found that this guy's makeup was a little similar to mine!

Chang Gongzi has never seen a bunch of men and women in shirts and pants at night, especially the trembling chest muscles that are not inferior to a lamp.

He was stunned for a moment, and suddenly noticed my appearance: "Dude, your mother has been a subordinate in my Chang family?" ”

My face darkened: "My dad worked as a cook in your house!" ”

Chang Gongzi's body kept rising and falling, sneered, and asked suspiciously, "Is there something wrong?" ”

I smiled faintly, "Can you tell me what's going on up ahead?" ”

"You're not going to be a journalist, are you?"

"How can there be a male reporter interviewing a boy like you these days? Chang Gongzi, aren't you scolding? ”

Chang Gongzi nodded, glanced at the chest muscles that blew the lamp, and asked, "Do you know how to fight?" I hire you! ”

I bared my teeth and said, "Yes, yes, but does Chang Gongzi have to tell us what's going on?" ”

Chang Gongzi turned around and wanted to walk away, I sighed helplessly, and threw the camera into 120's hand: "Paralysis, I'll come this time!" ”

……

Half an hour later.

Chang Gongzi stared at me for a long time, stared at the camera for a long time, and suddenly smiled with relief: "I said, I said all, since you know who I am, you should know my relationship with Yuanyuan, to say that it was nothing to let me marry her before, but suddenly the news of her pregnancy came out...... You know that...... People like us have to take care of face when they marry a daughter-in-law...... Yesterday she asked me if I would marry her, and I said wait until the limelight came, and she was disappointed, so she hung up the phone...... During the day today, I suddenly received a text message from a stranger, he called himself Wang Damin, saying that Yuanyuan was in his hands, and if I dared to call the police, he would tear up the ticket and let me come here at night to collect people! ”

"And then?"

"I saw that the other party didn't ask for money, so I thought it was a joke made by Yuanyuan, so I came over with a few brothers just now, but I didn't expect it...... I met a group of crazy people, and there was a second (forced) old lady who first asked me if I believed that there were ghosts in the world, and I didn't think much about it and replied to a letter, and then the old lady said that I was wrong, and then began to pump me, and beat me a few times, and the old lady asked me again if I was willing to die for Yuanyuan, and I didn't think much about it, so I replied yes! As a result, the old lady launched an old monk to fight with me, saying that it was to test my sincerity......"

Chang Gongzi sighed and said sadly: "The old monk doesn't know if he has taken hormones, I can't beat him at all, my brothers will help, and they will also come out with a few people to help...... And then we were abused...... When I saw them playing for real, I fell to my knees and begged for mercy...... Just kidding, soak a girl, don't play with your life...... As a result, there was another severe beating, paralyzed, and the old monk didn't know what to stab me in the ass a few times, as long as I didn't move, it hurt...... Do you know who Wang Damin is? When did this emerge as a new force? ”

"Big brother, I just want to ask, don't you know if the child is yours or not?"

"If you're as rich as I am, you know what it's like!"

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