Eighty percent of me am a prisoner this year, and everything is not going well.

When Bai Yuzhen first came, I used to think about it, and I was even ready to play some unspoken rules or something as the spokesperson of the Yin Division, but suddenly, this woman became my relative, and her rank was still very high.

From an ethical point of view, Bai Yuzhen and the White Lady are my daughter-in-law Liu Qian's ancestors, I knew this, I wouldn't peek at her taking a bath, what's the matter, even if I peeked, I shouldn't lead Ouyang to see it! If my dream becomes a reality, the White Lady has become my fourth aunt wife, ranking only after the old girl in the East!

If I had to choose one from Liu Qian's family, I would rather choose my eldest aunt who didn't look very energetic, after all, I am a traditional person! Elders, I don't dare to worry about it!

I was doing deep self-criticism while watching TV.

The hostess is gentle and generous: "Chen Yuanyuan, a famous local film and television singer, suddenly disappeared last night, and the day before yesterday, Chen Yuanyuan's scandal broke out on this station......"

I suddenly felt that this star was a little familiar, so I unconsciously watched it.

It is believed that she has appeared on the public stage as a single person all year round, and she has recently been exposed to Feng Yuran, the son of Feng's Coal Industry Group, He Dong, the young president of Coal City Family Entertainment Co., Ltd., and Chang Yuan, the third son of Changshuang Co., Ltd., who is currently pregnant and pregnant...... The following is an exclusive interview with the four parties the day before yesterday. ”

Chen Yuanyuan's face was iron-clad: "Fuck, stupid (forced) media, how many times has the old lady said it, I am still a virgin!" If you force me again, I'll die for you! ”

Feng Yuran looked sad: "What I want to say is that that child is definitely not mine!" Who is calling Lao Tzu the second generation of coal again, I will kill him! ”

He Dong's eyes were solemn: "Upstairs is stupid (forced), that kid is his!" We are recruiting younger brothers recently, and interested parties are welcome to apply! ”

Chang Yuan is smiling and holding a baby in his arms. Son: "You are all stupid (force), this is my son in my arms." ”

Host: "Chang Gongzi, are you sure this child is yours?" ”

120 suddenly said next to me, "How do I feel that this surname Chang looks a little like you?" ”

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After two hours of self-criticism, I rushed to the pine forest in the southern suburbs with the six big Biao people and 120, originally, Sophie Fei and He Brick's family were also coming, saying that they were going to stand in the distance and shout for us, I pondered, how to say that the cold-blooded morning glory flower has also been with President Zhao for decades, but I am afraid that there will be some means to exorcise evil spirits, in case Su Feifei and He Brick's family are kidnapped again, I really have no face to live anymore, so I arranged the task of housekeeping for the two, with seven idiots, taking advantage of the hazy night, rushed to the southern suburbs.

What happened next made me deeply understand the preciousness of life!

Since there were really no taxis to pull us at night, we had no choice but to go.

When I walked to the south gate, it was basically all turned into a muddy dirt road, and at this time it was about half past ten in the evening, and suddenly a bunch of shirtless young people ran from the south, looking panicked, afraid that they were frightened by something, judging from their clothes and the guys on their hands, this group of people was eighty percent hooligans!

It is said that the security of the coal city is peaceful, but it is always unbearable to show the primitive nature of male animals from time to time some young people who are full of blood and strength, it can be seen that this group of people covered in blood has just fought with people, a strange young man has attracted our attention, others are running away with their legs, this guy is jumping, right! It's like a zombie in Mr. Zombie!

"These two (forced), is he slow to die?" I stopped and laughed at the zombie brother.

Blowing the lamp said calmly: "He seems to have been tricked." ”

Me: "Won't you?" How do I feel like he's practicing a special kind of martial arts? ”

Ding Nan glared at me: "You two (forced), don't you see that he is wearing a branch on both legs?" ”

I took a closer look, and it was really the two who teased the buddies. It was as if there was something stuck between the legs, and the two ends were still bleeding.

Maybe we were talking a little louder, but suddenly, Brother Zombie noticed us, first looked at our outfits in horror, and then shouted at the rest of the people: ", it's those crazy people, cut me!" With that, this guy led about twenty people and rushed towards us.

I said a long time ago that you should take advantage of the crowds to see the excitement! There is not even a person on the road at night, and you dare to watch the excitement? After watching the excitement, you dare to babble?

I hurriedly pulled 120 over, hid behind the six big biao people, and said to the blowing lamp: "Master, it's up to you!" ”

Although the six big biao people are considered disabled in front of the old girl in the East, but it is more than enough for ordinary little hooligans, I saw that the master of the lamp blowing played a set of dragon claw hands, and put down the two hooligans when he landed.

The female bat suddenly ran in the opposite direction, only to see her climb up to the second floor of the roadside store twice, and then flickered and flapped her wings twice...... I knew she was going to get ready to glide.

Although, our side occupies a huge advantage, but how to say that there are still few people, I saw that the two (forced) who jumped around before, actually dodged the peerless means of the six big people, jumped towards me and 120, I just wanted to pull 120 to run, but was pulled back by 120, 120 said to me indifferently: "Are you embarrassed?" ”

Three years ago, I once met a netizen, how simple I was at that time, and after watching Zhu Gege in the hotel with netizens all night, the buddy asked me: "It's been one night, don't do something, are you embarrassed?" ”

From then on, I decided that it was a slight contempt for my masculine masculinity.

"......" I was choked speechless, well, I was taunted by this idiot, I kicked 120 and said, "Then you go!" ”

"He's not my match! You're on! 120's expression was still indifferent, and he held out his middle finger and pointed at Brother Zombie, I almost thought he wasn't joking.

Brother Zombie stopped two meters away from the two of us, and said with a smile: "It's really not okay, you two go together!" ”

Me: "Big brother, I think it's a misunderstanding!" ”

Brother Zombie: "I'm going to Nima, are you Wang Damin's subordinates?" Go without saying! As far as you are dressed, Lao Tzu has never seen the third time in Coal City! ”

...... "I just wanted to explain that I am Wang Damin, and suddenly, I realized that something seemed to have happened that I didn't know, I fully believe that I and this zombie brother, including his gang of hooligans, have no anxiety, it must be something that some people have done in my name, looking at the zombie brother's face, eighty percent of them are people who call themselves Wang Damin...... Then, put his legs on the line. I didn't think much about it, and yelled: "Grandson, eat a kick!" ”

Actually, I didn't have the slightest common sense of fighting except for a little stronger physical recovery, but the legs of the man in front of me couldn't be separated, so I had to raise my feet and kick towards his legs.

In just 0.01 seconds, I saw the zombie brother's body flashing slightly, I wiped his body and flew over, half a second later, my right leg was directly inserted into the trash can, only to feel a sharp pain, accompanied by a click, I realized that my leg was broken!

Brother Zombie looked dazed: "Tease, are you hurting yourself?" ”

I grinned and hissed non-stop, my head was full of cold sweat, fortunately I was tempered by the old girl in the East, otherwise I was afraid that this pain would make me go into shock, I gritted my teeth and said to 120: "It's up to you!" If you can't, run, leave me alone! ”

120 still shook his head as if he was forced, and said to Brother Zombie, "You forced me!" ”

I saw Brother Zombie's shoulders shrug, and then, Leng Buding raised the machete and slashed at 120, it's over, this time it's really over, 120's IQ is estimated to be one hundred and seventy-eight, and the EQ is estimated to be only forty or fifty. I closed my eyes in pain and shouted, "Help! ”

There was a loud bang, and a body slammed into me, and a sharp pain came from my leg again, and I looked down to see that my right leg was completely deformed, and the Bolingai had inexplicably moved under my buttocks. I didn't bother to check my body, and hurriedly looked at the body that flew over, and I was dumbfounded at this look!

I saw that the zombie brother was full of blood foam, covered his crotch with both hands, and scolded me weakly: "me...... Nima! ”

"......" I turned to look at 120 blankly, only to see that this guy was still standing calmly in the wind, and I was a little shocked: "it...... You...... What did you do? ”

At this time, the master of blowing the lamp had completely eliminated the rest of the hooligans, and the six of them walked up to me, looked at the deformed right leg, and began to admire my skills: "Section Chief Wang is not given for nothing!" Ordinary exchanges also condense the effect of Huashan on the sword! ”

I just wanted to explain that Brother Zombie was put down by 120, when I saw that Master Tai wiped the blood on his hands and said, "Section Chief Wang, I think this is a misunderstanding!" ”

This old nun must be perverted in her heart, knowing that she misunderstood and acted so ruthlessly?

"They say we robbed their young lady!" Master Dingnan pondered for a moment, then looked at my right leg again: "Are you okay?" Do you want to go back and call again? ”

Me: "No need! Look around for wires! Also, grab someone and ask who's the head! ”

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Ten minutes later, I stared at the zombie brother with a frightened face, while trying to search the memory in my mind, the more I looked at this person, the more familiar I felt, and finally, under the reminder of 120, I remembered the identity of the zombie brother - Feng Yuran, the young owner of Feng's Coal Industry Group in Coal City.

The Feng family basically monopolized the coal resources of the coal city, although it was not a rich businessman who could rival the wealth, but there were 10,000 or 20,000 workers working in the family.

"Feng Gongzi, are you okay?" I laughed.

"It's not me! You've mistaken someone! Feng Gongzi dodged.

"Don't make a fuss, I saw you on TV just now!"

"Count me as planting, what do you want?"

"May I ask Wang Damin how he offended you?"

"Nima, dare to play Lao Tzu like this in the coal city, he Wang Damin is also a number one, there is a kind, there is a kind!"

"Feng Gongzi, have you seen Wang Damin?"

"Who can see clearly in the dark? Just see a bald old monk, I'll go, don't say it, it's similar to the one standing next to you! ”

……

Suddenly I realized something!