"Hey, Brother Bao, come and see, there's a ...... here who wants to share a house" As soon as he got out of the gate of the fourth middle school, Pipiru found that a "asking for a shared house" was posted on the wall of the fourth middle school. Recently, because there is no Audi car for Guan Chuling, and Yao Xiaoming has no time to pick up Fang Tianbao on a motorcycle. So, Fang Tianbao had to think about renting a house near No. 4 Middle School.

However, there are more people at home in this area. There are really not many people who rent out houses. Last Friday, Fang Tianbao excitedly tore up a shared apartment advertisement. He followed the above address, found the house, and also met the man who asked to share the house. Fang Tianbao and the man didn't talk for two minutes, and Pipiru directly dragged him away.

When going down the stairs, Fang Tianbao was a little puzzled, so he scolded Pipiru and said, "Damn, I can't find such a good apartment type, the price is quite fair, why did you pull me away so quickly?" ”

"Brother Bao, don't you see that that guy is a pseudo-mother?" Hearing Pipiru say this, Fang Tianbao suddenly realized that just now, when he was chatting with the man, the man was indeed always staring at his pectoralis major muscles. And, judging by the man's voice, and his orchid fingers. He's a bit like he escaped from the harem. In the end, Pipiru added undeadly, "Brother Bao, I just looked into his room, damn, guess what I saw?" ”

"Damn, how do I know what you've seen with a green bean eye?"

"Your sister, his room is full of colorful clothes. Even, Lao Tzu also saw two mesh stockings and a Mickey thong......" As soon as Pipiru said this, Fang Tianbao almost threw up.

……

"Pipiru, you say, this guy, should it be, it's the stockings guy from last time, right? You see, the address seems to be a place......" Fang Tianbao tore off the rental advertisement on the wall and read it twice in a row. Every time he thought of that stockings brother, Fang Tianbao had palpitations. Grandma's, if you're not careful, sharing a house with a dead pervert, how terrifying it is.

"No, you can call and ask, don't you know?" Pipiru lit a cigarette and pointed to the mobile phone number on the ad.

Hit it when you say it!

"Doodoo ......" The phone rang five times, and the call was connected.

"Hey, may I ask, do you have a house to share there?" Fang Tianbao asked.

"Yes, you're a man or a woman?"

"Male. Can't hear it? ”

"I can hear it, men don't rent!"

"You don't write a man's advertisement, you don't rent it. Besides, even if it's a handsome guy, don't you rent it? ”

"......" The other party paused, and then said coldly: "Is it a handsome guy who can do laundry?" ”

"It's easy to do laundry, and the monkeys in the park do."

"Do you know how to cook?"

"I'm a restaurant, what do you say?"

"Is it possible to split two-thirds of the rent?" The other party's demands are becoming more and more outrageous. Even Pipiru was on the sidelines, and he was terrified to hear it.

"Two-thirds, so, what is that concept?" Fang Tianbao asked cautiously.

"Let's put it this way, my house has three bedrooms and one living room, and the rent is a total of two thousand one. You pay one thousand fourteen, and I pay seven hundred. If it works, pull it down. ”

"Then, if I pay 1,400, I can live in two rooms?" Fang Tianbao thought to himself, damn, one thousand four, living in two rooms by one person is really luxurious. However, the hotel business has been good recently, and one thousand fourteen is not a particularly big number. Besides, looking at the address, it is very close to the hotel and the fourth middle school.

"Brother Bao, promise her. Go back, you rent two rooms, and I, Pipiru, will also help with a share of the money......" Pipiru thought that when he and Xia Xiaofeng had a relationship in the future, he would definitely go to Brother Bao to rub the house.

"Three bedrooms and one living room, I live in two rooms, and you live in one. Moreover, the sofa, TV, and carpet in the living room are all mine, and you can't move without my consent......" As soon as the other party said this, Fang Tianbao and Pipiru were about to collapse.

"Damn, you're fucking robbing......" Pipiru said coldly.

"Okay, bye-bye......" The other party just wanted to put up the phone, Fang Tianbao hurriedly said, "Okay, can you take a look first?" ”

"Nothing to look at. If you want to come, bring a deposit. Also, you must be able to do laundry, cook, and pay two-thirds of the rent......"

"Okay, send me the detailed address, I'll go and see it now."

"I'm not free right now, it's after seven o'clock in the evening!"

"Okay, then I still want to ask...... "Fang Tianbao still wants to ask again, do you have air conditioning there, do you have a water heater, is the light good...... As a result, there was a busy sound of "doodoo" on the phone.

"Damn, hung up? Damn, she actually hung ......" Fang Tianbao was stunned in place, feeling incredible. In this world, how can there be a woman who hangs herself?

"Brother Bao, if she wasn't a psychopath, you would have asked me to be responsible."

"What if, she's not insane, she's a big beauty?"

"Brother Bao, don't tell me, after seven o'clock in the evening, you really want to go and see, right?" Pipirudo.

"Why not? Just because she is neurotic, Brother Lao Tzu Bao is going to take a look. Damn, I've never seen a woman like this. Finding a shared house is more demanding than fucking finding a husband. You didn't hear, she just said that she wants Lao Tzu to be able to do laundry and cook again......"

"That's right, Brother Bao, you should have told her just now, Lao Tzu can't go back to washing and cooking, Lao Tzu will go to the sewer......" Pipiru said this, and both of them laughed.

……

At half past seven in the evening, Fang Tianbao received a text message from the other party. The content of the text message is also very strange. In addition to having an address, there are four more words "love does not come". Fang Tianbao thought about these four words repeatedly, thinking about it, and couldn't help laughing. Your sister, the words "love doesn't come", no matter how you read it, it feels like she's talking to her boyfriend. It seems that this woman is really a "neurotic".

After dinner, Fang Tianbao arrived at Xinjiang Garden according to the detailed address on the text message. To be honest, along the way, Fang Tianbao was also wondering, did he fall into evil? It is said that the other party put forward such harsh conditions, and he should have hung up on her a long time ago. According to Fang Tianbao's style of doing things. The other party is so arrogant. Fang Tianbao not only hung up her phone. Moreover, before hanging up the phone, he must also have to pay a visit to her ancestors for eighteen generations.

However, right now, I didn't know it, and I came to the gate of this Xinjiang Garden unconsciously. Could it be that her magnetic voice disintegrated herself? It doesn't make sense, anyway, I have also been baptized by goddesses like Guan Chuling, Lin Xiaolu, and Wang Qing? The immunity of his own beauty is not so low?

Fang Tianbao shook his head, a little puzzled.

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