"Hey, do you live here?" A security guard at the gate of Xinjiang Garden had a cigarette in his mouth and looked like a child. He saw Fang Tianbao standing at the gate in a daze, so he staggered over and interrogated him. Fang Tianbao glanced at him, then pointed to the zipper on his crotch, indicating that the door was not closed.

"I'm asking you, do you live here?" The security guard zips up.

"Haven't seen me? My car is still in the garage. As he spoke, Fang Tianbao took out a BMW car key from his trouser pocket and shook it in front of the security guard's eyelids. The BMW's car key is actually a keychain. It was yesterday that Fang Tianbao bought it for five yuan at a street stall.

"Oh, you, you're Mr. Liu, right? Look at my eyes, please come in, please come in......" As soon as the security guard saw the BMW car key, he immediately became familiar with Fang Tianbao.

"It's not Mr. Liu, it's Mr. Niu, a bull, remember ...... future" Fang Tianbao's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he put the security guard's hat on him.

"Yes, yes, you look at my ears, I always hear Mr. Liu. Yes, yes, it's Mr. Niu, it's Mr. Niu......" When Fang Tianbao walked away, he also took a cigarette from the security guard. He looked at the cigarette label and found that it was white sand, and then flicked it back to the security guard duty room.

The quality of the security guards in these communities is very low, and Fang Tianbao is the most unaccustomed to it. Usually, they like to look down on people with dog eyes. Fang Tianbao had dealt with people like them more than once or twice.

The Tianzun garden where my mother is also has a group of security guards like pugs. Usually, if they look at BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsche, it's like seeing their ancestors. Even the salute is more standard than the soldiers of the national flag guard squad. But when they meet someone who is lower than them. They will immediately show the nature of a domineering dog.

My mother works as a cleaner in Tianzun Garden, and she is usually embarrassed by those security guards. Among them, in the Tianzun Garden, there are three security guards, all of whom have been repaired by Fang Tianbao in depth.

Minor repairs refer to two slaps followed by a verbal warning. Deep repair, on the other hand, refers to sending them directly into the inpatient department. Minor stitches may result in hospitalization for blood transfusions. Every time he made a move, Fang Tianbao would pay attention to proportion. Let the other party be hospitalized, stitch ten stitches and eight stitches, and make a mark for him. Just because, the three stupid security guards in Tianzun Garden didn't take Fang's mother seriously. Fang Tianbao had to enable the "Heavy Repair" mode.

Among the three security guards, there was one who was the oldest. Usually, he always likes to say something heavy to Fang's mother, and sometimes, when no one is present, he will move his hands and feet. Fang Tianbao had no choice, so he picked a sunny evening. While he was peeing, he punched the big fool into the ICU with a stick. The other two security guards who were thrown into the hospital were not good birds either. Every time Fang's mother swept the floor, they always deliberately tore confetti in front of her. You know, for cleaners, sweeping the paper scraps on the floor is the most troublesome.

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Entering the gate of the community, Fang Tianbao came to the second building of the Xinjiang community. According to the address, the other party's house should be on the seventh floor of Building 2, 704. Fang Tianbao threw away the cigarette butt, thought about it, and sent a text message to the other party again.

"It's here."

Fifteen minutes later, the other party replied with a text message - "Come"

"Damn, texting, it's simpler than Lao Tzu!" Fang Tianbao raised his head and looked at the seventh floor seventy-four.

The lights are on. Presumably, she was inside.

"Ding Dong ......" pressed the doorbell downstairs, Fang Tianbao suddenly felt that his little heart seemed to speed up a little. Strange, how could it be? Lao Tzu is here to share a house, not to rob.

"Click......" The door downstairs opened. The house in the community is a staircase, and Fang Tianbao is slightly tired because he has just finished playing football and walked to the top of the seventh floor.

"Knock knock knock......" three times.

"Oh, here we are......" There was a click, and the door of Seventy-Four opened a gap about twenty centimeters wide. A head covered with a white bath towel poked out of the crack. A fragrant smell of shower gel came to my nose.

"What for?" The other party is a woman, there is no doubt about it. The other party is very tall, there is no doubt about it. The other party did not look up at him, and he was sure. That's right, when she spoke, she kept wiping her hair with the bath towel in her hand.

A long bath towel covering the head. And her hand kept wiping and shaking. Fang Tianbao wanted to see it, but he couldn't see her face clearly. However, it is certain that her hair is not very long. It should be, it's still a pear blossom head.

Pear blossom head? Tall? Good figure? Sweet sound? How does Fang Tianbao feel, this shadow in front of him looks a little familiar?

"Ask what you're doing!" When the other party spoke again, he still didn't look up.

"What are you talking about, just now, didn't you text me?"

"Oh, not necessarily. Recently, there have been a lot of thieves here. There are a lot of them, all pretending to be couriers......"

"Hey, it's all at this point, is the courier thief so brainless? He also knocked on the door and stood at the door, listening to your nonsense? It doesn't matter if you talk nonsense, he'll have to get you a shampoo ......"

"Did you float up?"

"I'm not a zombie, why am I floating up?"

"If you didn't float up, where did your feet go? I'm wiping my head here, it's your business, won't you move a little away......" Fang Tianbao never expected that the other party not only didn't look up at him, but even scolded himself in disguise. Neuropathy, definitely female neuropathy!

"Can't you put down your headscarf and talk? Have you watched too much of Sadako......? ”

"Hey, how do you talk? Who's Sadako......" she said, finally pulling off the white bath towel in anger. Then, she shook her head. All the hair was thrown to the back of his head.

"Ah...... It's you ......" Fang Tianbao and her said this almost in unison. That's right, the beauty in front of her is none other than the female special police officer named Ma Sisi.

That's right, it's her! That day, it was she who used the black hole pistol to resist the faces of the four Fang Tianbao brothers.

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Unexpectedly, with a "clang......", the door was actually closed by Ma Sisi.

"Hey, Ma Sisi, what's wrong with you? Brother, I'm here to rent a house. ”

"Don't rent, fuck off!"

"Why?"

"This house is not rented to hooligans!"

"But, I can do the laundry."

"Fuck off!"

"I can also cook."

"Fuck off!"

"Neurotic, Lao Tzu will also go through the sewer......"

"Who are you scolding?" It seems that inside the door, Ma Sisi's ears are still very sharp.

"Oh, I didn't scold you. I just scolded the woman who just passed by, and he kept staring at the handsome guy. ”

"Fuck off, hooligans don't rent, and neither do perverts and narcissists!"

"One thousand five, do you like to rent or not, bye!" Fang Tianbao had just finished speaking and was about to leave, when suddenly, the door branch opened. Damn, in this world, there is really money that can make grinding ghosts.

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