Chapter 040: Pipiru's Roar
Fang Tianbao hugged Lin Xiaolu's waist.
To be honest, Lin Xiaolu's waistline is really good. Compared with the last time, when Fang Tianbao hugged Guan Chuling's waist, Lin Xiaolu's waist looked more well-behaved. That's right, when Fang Tianbao put his hand over, in order to achieve the best performance effect, Lin Xiaolu deliberately leaned towards Fang Tianbao's body.
"Oh, today, my sister-in-law is so gentle......" Pipiru didn't forget to add the icing on the cake.
"Okay, since this brother Bao and this Lin Xiaolu are a couple. Then, Brother Niu, let's replace wine with tea and toast them. At this time, Dick Cowboy, who was standing aside and had been clenching his fists, finally couldn't hold his breath and said a word.
"Yes, yes, my brother and I, I salute you two with a cup of ......," said the cow ghost, who reached out and was about to go to Lin Xiaolu's plate to get iced tea to drink.
"I'm sorry, but you two have already drunk five or six of us for today's tasting. According to the company's regulations, we can't pour it for you anymore......" Lin Xiaolu gave the last cup of unified iced tea to Pipiru. When the Cowghost and Dick Cowboy heard this, their lungs were about to explode.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not easy, our brothers in the fourth middle school respect the two of us. How can we be so stingy? Daughter-in-law, pour two more cups for the two of them......, "Damn, Fang Tianbao simply started calling Lin Xiaolu "daughter-in-law".
"Go in and pour it yourselves. I don't have time to ......" This time, Lin Xiaolu didn't want to cooperate with Fang Tianbao to act. She didn't kick Fang Tianbao, she was already holding back her anger. Think about this Chen Shimei, she even dared to be Guan Chuling's bodyguard. Lin Xiaolu got angry when she thought about it.
"Okay, my daughter-in-law is stingy and refuses to pour it for you, let my brother go to ......" As he spoke, Fang Tianbao glanced at Pipiru.
"Okay, I'm going to find something to drink for Brother Cow. Sister-in-law, where do you have frozen iced tea to buy......" When Pipiru said "sister-in-law", he finally kicked Lin Xiaolu.
"In the background, go in and find it yourself, add ice yourself!" Lin Xiaolu is really out of time. Because, there are too many people on the scene.
"Okay, Xiaopi will come when he goes...... Two brothers, wait......" After speaking, Pipiru took two disposable quilts from Lin Xiaolai's plate and ran to the backstage. Two minutes later, Pipiru came out with two full cups of Unified Iced Tea.
"Come, Brother Niu, didn't you just say that you want to give our brother Bao and sister-in-law a cup? Come, come, you're welcome, ...... with ice" After speaking, Pipiru took two cups of yellow uniform iced tea and handed them to and Dick Cowboy respectively.
"What? I just said I wanted to give me a drink. Now, ...... repentant? Fang Tianbao saw the two of them, holding the cup, just looking at it without drinking, and said coldly.
"Okay, then I'll replace wine with tea, and do it here first. To our brother Bao and sister-in-law Xiaolu, we will ...... with He Meimei in the future" The cow ghost glanced at the yellow unified iced tea. On top of the tea, there is a layer of foam floating. Looking through the middle of the foam and into the cup, there are indeed a few Xiaoice pieces. It seems that Pipiru really wasted a lot of thought in order to make Brother Niu Ghost drink well.
Brother Bao has asked you to drink it, not to mention, Pipiru has also added ice to the unified iced black tea. If you don't drink this tea, it's a bit too much. So, the and the Dick cowboy took their glasses, raised their heads, and drank them all.
With a "bang...... sound, the iced tea in the two cups was dried up.
"Ah...... This, what the fuck does this smell ......? Suddenly, Dick Cowboy screamed!
"Damn, it's ...... pee" Then, the yelled too! After saying that, the two of them immediately squatted on the ground and grabbed their throats vigorously.
"How can it be urine? Obviously, what you are drinking is a unified iced tea, or is it imported from Taiwan, and the warm version with ice...... Hahaha......" Pipiru finished laughing.
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"Pipiru, you fuck, look for ...... dead," the bull ghost slammed into his feet from the ground. When he stood up, he also touched a brick in his hand. That's right, that brick was used to press the display rack when the United Iced Tea Company was engaged in promotional activities, in order to prevent the wind from being strong.
With a "...... of the whistle", the bricks were in the hands of the bull ghost, and they smashed horizontally towards Pipiru's temple. Then, only a "bang" was heard, and the cow ghost's body staggered, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the ground. A perfect dog eating posture made the promoters and the masses present immediately scatter. The bull ghost turned over and looked, damn, it turned out that Fang Tianbao had just stretched out a kick and tripped him up. He just wanted to get up, only to hear a "pop", a large brick, slapped on his face.
"Fuck you, don't think you're the only one who can use bricks. Tell you, your Grandpa Pi will also use ......" Pipiru gave the cow ghost a brick. The face of the cow ghost immediately began to sing "Why Are Flowers So Red". His nose, his mouth, blood poured out like a torrent.
"Ah, it's a killing......" I don't know which promotion lady screamed, and immediately, hundreds of enthusiastic people at the scene retreated to dozens of meters away.
"You go first, there's nothing to do with you here......" Fang Tianbao saw that Lin Xiaolu was still standing stupidly at the event site, and hurriedly pushed him.
"Fang Tianbao, no, you can't always fight like this......" Lin Xiaolu thought about going over and pulling Fang Tianbao away. However, it was too late. Because, that long-haired Dick cowboy has already brought a water pipe from nowhere. Just now, I mistook Pipiru's urine for unified iced tea. When it goes down, Dick Cowboy has a share. Moreover, his cup was fuller than the cow's.
However, this can only be blamed on Dick Cowboy himself. Originally, Pipiru wanted to give the full cup to the cow ghost to eat. Unexpectedly, as a subordinate of the cow ghost, Dick Cowboy dared to grab food and drink.
"Treasure ...... Beware......" Seeing Dick Cowboy sweeping over with an iron pipe, Lin Xiaolu couldn't help but scream. Moreover, even she herself couldn't tell why, she didn't call Fang Tianbao's name, but called him "Bao". Could it be that it is more convenient to call it "treasure"?
"Give me pee, you fuck, fuck it, fuck it......" Dick Cowboy, one meter tall and one year tall, with a burly figure. His iron rod came in turn, and he had enough strength. The hearts of those around me who watched were in their throats. Some are so timid that they don't dare to open their eyes at all.
"It's over, it's over......" said a timid sales lady, squatting on the ground, covering her eyes and ears, and her voice trembled. She didn't dare to look at it, but she could think of that iron rod if it hit Fang Tianbao's head. What will be the result. I only heard the sound of "dang ......", and Dick Cowboy didn't smash it, but it didn't hit anyone, but smashed it on a folding chair.
In a hurry, Fang Tianbao didn't dare to use his body to pick up Dick Cowboy's iron rod. He dodged, picked up a folding chair next to him, and directly docked with Dick Cowboy's iron bar. The moment the iron rod and the folding chair confronted, Fang Tianbao could clearly feel a tingling in his palms.
"Kill you...... Dick Cowboy pulled the iron rod out of the folding chair, and then launched a second round of offensive against Fang Tianbao. This time, he raised the iron rod high, like Wu Song beating a tiger, and with the iron rod, he came towards Fang Tianbao's Heavenly Spirit Cover. Fang Tianbao saw that his stick was raised high, so he found that the opportunity had come. With a lightning lunge, he rushed in front of Dick Cowboy. Before Dick Cowboy's iron rod fell, Fang Tianbao gave a standard full force side kick.
"Ah......" Dick Cowboy's body flew three meters away.
With a "clang", the iron rod in his hand also fell to the ground. Fang Tianbao picked up the iron rod and walked over. The cold iron rods, dragging the ground, raised a trace of ash and made a tinkling sound.
"It's over, it's over this time......" Dick Cowboy lay on the ground, clutching his chest, watching Fang Tianbao's figure approaching step by step, his heart was cold.
"Fang Tianbao, you dare to fucking touch my brother, Lao Tzu wants your life...... "I didn't think about it, Brother Niu Ghost is quite righteous. When he saw Fang Tianbao walking towards Dick Cowboy with an iron rod, he was still lying on the ground and let out an angry roar.
"Sample, playing like this, can you still make a sound? Then, you, Brother Pipi, will give you another ......" After Pipiru finished speaking, he looked at the back of the head of Brother Niu.
"Flutter ......"
Brother Niu's head, facing the ground, was slapped on the concrete floor by Pipi with a brick. A little white, a little red, rolled out from the mouth of the cow ghost brother. Pipiru picked it up and looked at it, and threw it away, which was like a corn kernel.
"Damn, you're so ugly, with and without front teeth, it's all ......the same" It turned out that the corn kernel that Pipiru had just lost was nothing else, but one of the front teeth of Brother Niugui.
The reason why Pipiru used bricks to shoot the bull ghost brother was so enthusiastic. It's total, the anger he has buried in his heart has been for too long, too long. Thinking about his freshman year of high school, Brother Niu Ghost, taking advantage of the fact that the prince gray supported him, actually punished him to kneel in the toilet. After kneeling, he also slapped him three times.
Although, that time, it was Prince Ash who punished Pipiru for singing the national anthem. However, when the prince gray and the others were gone. Brother Niu Ghost was alone, and he even pretended to pull Pipiru up from the concrete floor of the toilet.
After Brother Niu Ghost pulled Pipiru up, he pretended to pat him on the shoulder and said, "Pipiru, just now, it was the prince who asked me to beat you." Actually, I don't want to hit you at all. ”
At that time, Pipiru thought that Brother Niu Ghost was a good person. He slapped himself three times, completely out of necessity. So, Pipiru got up from the concrete floor of the toilet and patted the urine on his body. Then, with tears in his eyes, he said to Brother Niu: "Brother Niu, thank you......"
"No thanks, in the future, you just mess with a little less prince gray." At that time, after Brother Niu Ghost said this, he also pulled Pipiru to the tap.
"Wash it, Pipiru......" Brother Niu Ghost saw that Pipiru's body was already dirty, so he said this. Hearing what the cow ghost said, Pipiru was moved at that time. He got up, walked over to the running water, and put his face under the tap. However, just as Pipiru turned on the faucet and was about to flush his nose with water. A huge hand, grabbing his hair, slammed his head against the wall of the toilet with a bang.
Even the tiles on the wall of the toilet were broken. Pipiru's head immediately blossomed. Then, with a "clang", Pipiru was kicked into the urine pool by Brother Niu's big foot. That time, Pipiru never expected that Brother Niu Ghost would give him such a sudden blow. He was covered in blood. He tried to get up from the urinal in the toilet, but his feet wouldn't listen. I climbed a few times, but I fell back.
"Damn, Pipiru, do you know why I'm hitting you? Because, last time Lin Xiaolu said, Lao Tzu looks even uglier than you......" Finally, after Brother Niu Ghost finished saying this, he clapped his hands and walked away.
"Bull ghost, I fuck your ancestors, Lao Tzu will never let you go in this life......" In the toilet, Pipiru let out the most tragic roar in his life.
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