Chapter 041: The Trouble of Long Hair
"Damn, don't always shoot one place......" Fang Tianbao saw Pipiru kneeling on one knee, holding half a brick in his hand, and specifically greeted the cow ghost's face and the back of his head. He was worried that Pipiru would kill someone sooner or later. So, he gave Pipiru a warm reminder.
At that time, all that flashed in Pipiru's mind was the footage of himself being abused in the toilet when he was a freshman in high school. Therefore, when the cow ghost was slapped down by his two bricks, he couldn't hold his hand. Like a robot, he slammed into the cow ghost's face and head.
Actually, Pipiru can't be blamed for this. First of all, Pippi Ruben is not a fighting professional. The only time he had a fight was to go back to the second year of junior high school.
In his second year of junior high school, five of Pipiru's classmates went together to beat up an off-campus gangster. As a result, that time, five to one, no one was injured, and Pipiru was broken by the thug's handle. In the fourth middle school, Pipiru was only passively beaten because there was no one to cover him.
Fighting, in fact, is also a handicraft. Those who can fight can not only play morale, but also play beauty. Moreover, after the fight, you can still achieve your desired goal. For example, if you want to take a brick and photograph a person, you can't keep photographing one place repeatedly. In this way, it is neither aesthetically pleasing nor safe. If you're not careful, that guy, if you don't get it right, you'll be photographed in a vegetative state. Even if the other party is not photographed to death, you must have slapped someone's face. In the future, people can't find a wife, and every time they look in the mirror, their first thought must be to kill you.
"Okay, listen to Brother Bao, I'll change him ...... place" After speaking, Pipiru picked up the half of the brick and slapped it directly at the crotch of the bull ghost.
"Ah......" The second child of the cow ghost was slapped with a brick, and his upper body immediately sat up reflexively. It's like, we play with the knee reflex. As long as you punch down on your knee, your whole calf will naturally bounce up.
Fang Tianbao shook his head, and didn't bother to pay attention to Pipiru. Because, he has his own work. The long-haired Dick cowboy, after being kicked by Fang Tianbao, had been lying on the ground, covering his chest. He was short of breath and wanted to get up. As a result, after climbing twice, his feet went weak and he collapsed again. The third time, Dick Cowboy almost got up. As a result, his long hair was supported by Fang Tianbao with an iron rod.
"Ah......h Therefore, Fang Tianbao's iron rod directly pressed his ponytail. Dick Cowboy tried to look up, but his hair was pressed to the ground. His hand wanted to grasp the iron pipe. As a result, Fang Tianbao stepped on his hand again with one kick.
"Do you know why people in the army like to cut their hair short? You have such long hair, you didn't think about it when you came out to mix, in case you hung the color, it was inconvenient to bandage ......? As he spoke, Fang Tianbao moved the iron rod to Dick Cowboy's chest. Because the iron rod is not only rusty. Moreover, the end of the iron rod is still very uneven, with sharp thorns.
Therefore, the iron rod in Fang Tianbao's hand was sealed on the chest of Dick Cowboy. In a sense, it's not an iron rod, it's a red tassel gun. As long as Dick Cowboy's body, if you dare to go up. As long as Fang Tianbao held it down, the iron rod would stab into his chest.
The weather in September is very hot.
When I went out today, Dick Denim still wore a short-sleeved one. Just now, when the bull ghost was teasing Lin Xiaolu, the dick cowboy opened his buttons and wanted to tease another promotional beauty. In an instant, Dick Cowboy's chest was stabbed and bleeding by Fang Tianbao's "red tassel gun".
"Don't move! From now on, if my brother asks you, you will answer. If you answer wrong, brother will reward you with one centimeter, how about ......" Fang Tianbao said "reward you with one centimeter", referring to using a red tassel gun to poke one centimeter into his chest.
These gangsters, who swagger around the market all day long, and don't give them some fierce medicine, they will inevitably commit it again in the future. Fang Tianbao did this, which can be regarded as killing chickens to show monkeys. At the scene, there were many onlookers. Among these people, there are brothers of Dick Cowboy and Cow Ghost.
"Brother Bao spare your life, Brother Bao spare your life, don't move really, don't move really......" Dick Cowboy was so frightened by Fang Tianbao's words that his whole face turned black, and his speech became a repeater. At this time, no matter how hard his mouth is, he doesn't dare to gamble with his life anymore. Moreover, seeing the appearance of Fang Tianbao's old monk, Dick Cowboy had already lost his heart. Look at two meters away, his boss, Brother Niu Ghost, has been patted with bricks by Pipiru so that he doesn't know the southeast and northwest.
"I, then I ask you, why do you have such long hair......?" Fang Tianbao began to ask.
"Brother Bao, let's be honest, I really didn't come out to mess around. I'm in No. 1 Middle School, and I've just met the cow ghost in the past few days. If you don't believe me, you can ask the cow ghost ......" Dick Cowboy glanced at it and found that the cow ghost had been photographed unconscious by Pipiru before he dared to say so. In fact, he has been playing with the cow ghost since he was a child. Of course, Fang Tianbao is not clear about this.
"I'm asking you, why do you have such long hair, why are you talking so much nonsense......" After asking this, Fang Tianbao put the iron rod in his hand a little harder.
"Ah...... I say, I say...... Brother Bao, actually, I'm a ...... who learns to draw."
"Learn to draw?"
"Yes, Brother Bao, you quickly remove the stick, you can do whatever you tell me to do......"
"Since you are learning to paint, then let me ask you, who took off the clothes on Venus's body?"
"This, Brother Bao, I really don't know......"
"I don't know, do you? That means you're not learning to draw, are you? After speaking, Fang Tianbao gently pressed the "red tassel gun" in his hand.
"Ah......h Blood spilled out like peach juice.
"Brother Bao spares his life, Brother Bao spares his life. Actually, I didn't draw in middle school, I played rock ......."
"I know you just weren't honest. Learn to draw, how can anyone be as clean as you. Since you're rock 'n' roll, I'll let you roll after you're done rocking. Okay, then you can sing a song "How Much Love Can Come Again" to Brother Bao ......? ”
"Brother Bao, I ......"
"If you can sing, you can say that you can sing, if you can't sing, you can't sing, what am I? Do you want me to give you another centimeter for free? ”
Dick Cowboy heard Fang Tianbao say this, and quickly nodded and said, "I will, I will ......"
Fang Tianbao expected that this kid would definitely sing "How Much Love Can Come Again". Otherwise, why would he have long hair and dress himself up like a dick cowboy? Who doesn't know that Dick Cowboy's famous song is "How Much Love Can Be Repeated".
"Take it, stand in the middle of the stage, and sing it loudly......" Fang Tianbao pulled Dick Cowboy off the ground. Then, warmly, he handed Dick Cowboy a microphone. The microphone was originally used by the promotion lady of Unified Iced Tea to give chicken blood to the masses. Right now, those promotion ladies have run away one by one when they see someone fighting and killing.
At the main entrance of Tung Wah Plaza, colorful flags are flying.
The promotion site of the unified iced tea set up a one-meter-high stage, and the background of the stage is a set of gorgeous youth pictures. Dick Cowboy, with his feet limp, stumbled to the center of the stage. A gust of wind blew, and his ponytail floated from behind to his face. His face was bleeding from his nose. There is also a not-so-deep opening in his chest. Blood, like a red cloth, dripped from his shaggy chest to his pants.
"Welcome, Dick Cowboy, to sing "How Much Love Can Come Again" for us...... Damn, you're going to sing quickly......" Fang Tianbao saw that Dick Cowboy's legs were weak, and he was terrified, holding a microphone in his hand, but he didn't start singing. So he struck him on the stomach and leg with an iron rod.
“…… I often blame myself, I shouldn't have done it in the first place, I often regret not leaving you behind, why, obviously in love, we still have to separate in the end......" Finally, Dick Cowboy stood on the stage fiercely and began to sing. Seeing that Dick Cowboy was doing a show, Fang Tianbao put his hand in his mouth and whistled loudly at Pipiru.
"Brother, withdraw ......" After Fang Tianbao finished speaking, he tried to look at Pipiru and Lin Xiaolu. Pipiru looked up and saw that not far from the subway entrance, the crowd was dodging in a panic.
So, the two of them suddenly came to their senses. That's right, the rescuers of the cow ghost are here.
"Don't let the three of them run away...... Dick Cowboy sings as he stands on stage. When he sings, he doesn't devote himself to singing. He sang as he stood on tiptoe and waited for his reinforcements. He stood tall and looked far away, and first saw his brother coming from the subway entrance. More than a dozen bright knife tips have taken the lead in emerging from the exit of the black hole at the subway entrance.
At this point now, there are a lot of people at the subway entrance. However, when everyone turned their heads, there were more than a dozen thugs coming from behind, all of whom had a machete in their hands. So, everyone was so frightened that they hurriedly dispersed to both sides to make way for the thugs. Fang Tianbao saw the panic of the crowd at the subway entrance, and concluded that the reinforcements of the bull ghost must have arrived.
Just now, the gecko, who was called to find reinforcements, has now taken the lead with some fox friends and dog friends of the cow ghost. Just before leaving, each of them received a pack of soft Chinese from geckos. So, one by one, for the sake of that bag of soft China, they directly used machetes and rushed to Donghua Plaza.
"Pipiru, you take Xiaolu to go first, I'll go over and do something first......" Fang Tianbao said to Pipiru and Lin Xiaolu, and immediately rushed into the subway. This is called, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and preferring to go to the tiger mountains.
"Bian Bian, which one is Fang Tianbao?" A gangster with a knife was the first to come out of the subway. He screamed. On the road, everyone likes to call gecko by its nickname, Bian Bian. That's right, it's the same name as Taiwan's Chen. The gangster, standing at the entrance of the subway, looked around for a while, and saw the main entrance of Donghua Plaza, and there was a person lying on the ground. Moreover, there was a person standing on the stage.
"It doesn't matter which one of him is Fang Tianbao, whoever beats our bull ghost brother, you will cut whoever you ......"
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