Chapter Twenty-Six: The Undefeated Sister Hu in the East II
After entering the toilet, I first walked into the men's toilet on the right, and then I began to recall the undefeated history of the East.
First of all, this woman (let's take it a long way) is ruthless. He has been mixed under Ren Xing for several years, and with the means of beating a stuffy stick and stabbing a knife in the back of his buttocks, he finally became the deputy sect leader, and he took advantage of the opportunity of letting me go to the door to find fault with the five great swords.
Secondly, this person is a psychopath, as the saying goes, killing people is not too much, this guy not only did not kill him after successfully letting me do it, but put me at the bottom of the lake, isn't this pure whipping mentality!
Moreover, this guy seems to have a style problem, I heard that Yang Lianting was originally a proud little tender meat, but he was undefeated in the East, and he was stunned to play with him without taboos, no wonder he just blew the lamp and covered his buttocks!
Finally, and most importantly, this guy seems to have a high level of martial arts!
Although, I have a special ability, and I can resist beatings better than others, but I don't always play with self-abuse like a hi skin, and it's best to deal with this No. 1 demon in the sky, and it's best to have some smart means.
I nodded at Sophie, and then took Sophie's hand and walked to the women's bathroom!
"Listen to the heroes inside, I'm Wang Damin, I don't carry weapons, entrusted by the officials, I came to negotiate with you, I'm here to help you! Again, I'm not armed! Standing in front of the door of the women's bathroom, I shouted loudly.
"Ink, what? In. A sweet female voice came out!
Well, I seem to have heard the undefeated voice of the East, to be honest, much better than Sophie Fei's!
I gently pushed open the small door of the women's bathroom, and immediately after, I saw the mist that filled the toilet, and not far away, there was the sound of water pipes spraying water.
My eyes were blurry, I turned my head to look around, but I didn't see the undefeated figure of Dongfang, so I had to continue: "The younger brother is the king of the coal city, and he has long admired the name of the predecessors of the East, I don't know if the hero can show up!" ”
There was silence ensued, and I could not hear anything other than the sound of squirting, and Sophie, afraid that I was nervous, clapped my hand, and then raised her hand to the right.
"Are you from the government?" After being silent for a long time, Dongfang Undefeated suddenly said in a low voice: "Also, can you tell me what kind of place this is?" ”
What a sweet voice, I don't know why, after listening to Dongfang Undefeated say a few words, I inexplicably felt that this woman didn't seem to be a dangerous person, and the vigilant nervous look when I first came in also disappeared naturally, I replied with a smile: "This is the coal city, what about me, I am an official below, here, I am a flat-headed person!" ”
"Below?" The Oriental girl asked suspiciously, "What's next?" I just took a few looks, it was actually some fume-like monsters, this pavilion was built quite weird, more magnificent than the black wood cliff I was back then, just now, the sullen man said to check the body of this seat, and was hit by this seat and flew away, but this pavilion is quite different from this seat, and it can withstand the full force of this seat! ”
I finally know what that brother has been through! It seems that that buddy was attacked by Dongfang Undefeated with all his might, no wonder he has to explain the future!
"That, Sister Dongfang, look ......" Because Dongfang's undefeated voice was too sweet, I gradually forgot her identity, I just wanted to ask her if she could let Zhang Qiang go first, but I heard her suddenly scold her mother, and then I felt a little star in front of me, and then, I saw that the front of my body was densely covered with a bunch of fine needles!
"You're a special big sister!" Dongfang Undefeated said scoldingly.
"That, big brother Dongfang......" I changed my name as I pulled out the needle.
It's another bunch of fine needles, and this time I've got needle holes in my hands!
"Poof!" I spat out a mouthful of blood and said strongly, "You wait, I want to heal!" ”
Then, I took a deep breath and painfully pressed the wire switch in my hand!
"Ah!!h A scream began to echo in the toilet! Just as I was howling out my heart, suddenly, a figure flashed in front of me.
I used to fantasize about the undefeated voice and smile of the East, and even, I know that she is only attached to the body of the flat-headed common people now, but she should always have a little bit of everyone's demeanor! Can......
This woman looked to be in her fifties, I don't know why, this eldest sister was supposed to be quite young, her face was covered with folds, about 160 in height, but she was extremely thin, covered in blood, and her hair and clothes were wet...... To sum up, this eldest sister's appearance is like a joke!
stared at me for a long time, and the eldest sister suddenly said faintly: "I thought you were in the palace!" ”
I suddenly felt something!
I turned off the switch, and my whole body suddenly lost some strength, and it took me a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: ", tell the eldest sister to shoot me, tell the eldest brother to shoot me too, you have to shoot me!" ”
"Can't you call an old girl?" Dongfang Undefeated glanced at me resentfully: "The people who used to call me eldest sister were all killed by me!" You're not bad, your skills are so high, to be honest, I've never seen your kung fu, big brother, can you tell me what your internal skills are? Why are there sparks all over your body? ”
"......" I was almost suffocated by her internal injuries, and after spitting out a mouthful of blood, I continued: "Dongfang old girl, that, can my friend surnamed Zhang be released first, to be honest, he is not from our martial arts, and it is useless for you to keep him, such as leaving me to negotiate with you!" ”
"His skills are too poor and I've been knocked unconscious, as for letting him go...... It's not impossible! Dongfang Undefeated suddenly smiled coquettishly, raised his eyebrows, and said with a sneer: "You bring me Yue Buqun and his daughter and son-in-law, old lady, I will fight to the death with their family of three today!" ”
"......" I looked at Dongfang Undefeated in pain, and just wanted to explain the problem of history to her, when suddenly, Su Feifei next to me said: "Promise him first, you tell him to see Zhang Qiang!" ”
So, I trembled and nodded at Dongfang Undefeated: "Okay, you let me see the hostages first!" ”
Dongfang Undefeated smiled, raised the wine bottle and drank a few sips of liquor, then shook off the coat on his body and turned around.
At this moment, Sophie Fei spoke again: "Come on, elect her dead man (demon)!" ”
It was too late, it was too late, and I opened my arms to the old girl in the east and pressed the switch of the wire. Not bad! Not only did Sophie Fei think of this, but after Sophie Fei reminded me just now, I also thought of this idea. At present, I have been sure that this crazy woman is really undefeated in the East, and her martial arts are extremely high, and she is arrogant, if I try to explain the historical issues to her, I am afraid that I will be consumed in the toilet in three or two days.
Besides, there are no famous actors in Coal City, so where can I find a one-eyed dragon who can do anything like that? It is estimated that Jackie Chan may not be the opponent of this crazy woman, besides, in case this is going to cause a fatality, I guess I can also go directly to the underworld and work with Sophie Fei!
I winked at Sophie...... Look, girl, buddy, I'm going to subdue Dongfang Undefeated, don't blink, buddy was born a legend!
When I turned my head and was about to take a look at Dongfang Undefeated's surprised eyes and slightly open mouth, suddenly, I saw Dongfang Undefeated, who was originally standing in front of me, suddenly disappear!
So, I was electrocuted again for several minutes!
After I turned off the switch, Dongfang Undefeated said to me with a smile: "You want to hack me!" Sun Tzu, don't you say? With just these two of you, my brother Lian can abuse you and be bedridden! ”
"it!" Don't the think I didn't understand what you mean? Nima, it's disgusting! As soon as I gritted my teeth, I grabbed the wire and rushed towards the east undefeated: "Lao Tzu, I fought with you!" ”
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After I did 20 sprints and was electrocuted 20 times, I finally stopped, at this time, I had no half of the cover on my body, thousands of iron needles were inserted in front and back, this old lady was really a demon, no matter how close I was to her, she could avoid my arms, and every time I was about to touch her body, she would disappear inexplicably!
In other words, this guy will do light work!
During these 20 battles, Su Feifei once tried to get on the undefeated body of the East, but she found that Sister Hu's body was like an iron wall, and she couldn't get into it at all, but I was inadvertently electrocuted on the outside and tender on the inside.
I sat on the ground panting heavily, I felt that I would be almost dead if I continued to consume it with her like this, so I agreed to let Sophie Fei get on my body to see if Sophie Fei's skills could catch up with Dongfang Undefeated, and then, these two women began to fight, after two hits, Sophie Fei found that she controlled my body and couldn't catch up with Dongfang Undefeated, Dongfang Undefeated had no iron needle and couldn't do anything about me for the time being, so the two women began to pinch their waists and scold the street, and the special scolding was an hour.
Possessed by Sophie, I scolded Dongfang Undefeated for being an old lady, Dongfang Undefeated scolded me for being a rabbit, I scolded Dongfang for being undefeated and shameless, Dongfang Undefeated scolded me for not understanding true love, I scolded Dongfang Undefeated for being too special, Dongfang Undefeated scolded me for being too special and not human......
Just when I was having fun with Dongfang Undefeated, the small door behind me suddenly opened, and then I saw the Eight Great Biao people walking in!
"Demon, let you see the old man's clutches...... Master Yideng really has the demeanor of a master, and he took on his robe and began to play tricks in front of everyone......
The female bat whispered in my ear, "We've been listening outside for an hour, and we can't watch you being abused, can we?" ”
Damn, do you know she doesn't have a needle?
...... "Well, it's better to come in than to watch the excitement outside," I nodded at the female bat.
At this time, the master of a lamp has played the sixth palm technique, won bursts of applause, eighty percent of this old man played too seriously, he forgot the old girl of the East who was sitting on the baffle of the compartment, only to see the old girl of the East took advantage of the master of a lamp to show the moon of the sea, suddenly rushed down, a palm hit the back of the master of a lamp, and the old man began to spurt blood on the spot!
"What, I told you yesterday, if you fight, you fight, don't be useless, why are you useless?" I dragged the blood-spurting lamp and shouted at everyone: "Give me along, catch this dead old woman, Lao Tzu wants to call her crispy and scorched!" ”