After abusing me for a long time, the old girl in the East began to abuse the Eight Great Biao people inhumanely.

Although Master Yideng's boxing skills are excellent, although the skills of Master Dingnan to scold the street are also much stronger than Sophie's, although the lone ranger borrowed my underwear and put it on the outside of his pants, although Coal Nanzi stripped off his shirt and exposed his beer belly to try to seduc, but he still lost in the end.

The old girl in the East easily repelled the Biao people who tried to get close, and at the same time, she could still scold me and Master Dingnan.

If the martial arts of the old girl in the east are similar to Huang Laoxi, then the Eight Great Biao people are estimated to be unable to even compare with the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan, which is not a martial arts level at all.

At more than seven o'clock in the evening, the eight big biao people have all been lying on the ground and pumping, I have also called myself more than 200 times, but the old girl in the East is still sitting leisurely on the baffle and scolding the street, this old lady is really a cow person, eighty percent of the previous life was led by Ren I led the daughter and aunt family of three to choke enough, so this woman is very dirty, she has been scolded from my eighteenth generation ancestors to my sixteenth generation great-great-grandson, all kinds of vicious curses have fallen on my family, paralyzed my family has never been a shemale, Basically all kinds of roles have been played, and now, this crazy woman is telling the story of how my sixteenth great-granddaughter went from a lewd yindang girl to a little green tea bitch.

I held back the pain, charged myself again, ignored the foul language of the old girl in the east, and said to Yilan who was lying on the ground spurting blood: "Master, I can't do it...... Come quickly, I will pass on the internal strength of my life to you, remember, you will avenge me! ”

Master One Lamp gave me a desperate look, and then crawled towards me in pain, tears shining in his eyes.

I raised my right hand with all my strength, with tears in my eyes, and said excitedly: "Dengdeng, it's up to you!" ”

Just when Yilan was about to cry out disgustingly, just when the middle finger of my right hand was about to touch Yideng's arm, the old girl in the East suddenly rushed over: "Grandson, you should give me this little internal strength!" ”

The moment the undefeated in the East grabbed my right hand, I pressed the switch!

Crazy woman, you've been tricked!

After a loud bang, I began to scream along with Dongfang Undefeated.

Nima, the woman shouted quite hilariously: "Ah...... Star Absorbing (Law) ...... Yes...... It's so cool...... Yes...... It's a dead lady...... Yes...... The old lady can't do it...... Yes...... The old lady fainted......"

Five minutes later, a white light suddenly flashed between me and Dongfang Undefeated, and then, I saw an illusory figure suddenly floating out of Sister Hu's body, a graceful and beautiful beauty, I saw that this woman's face was like a peach blossom, willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, and her skin was like congealed fat, and she looked like a peerless fairy.

For some reason, this woman changed her arrogant and domineering demeanor before, and showed a blank and shy look.

Damn, play innocent love with Lao Tzu!

At this moment, the master of Yideng and the master of Ding, who were lying on the ground and pretended to be dead, suddenly burst out, Yideng took out a green bottle from his arms, and the two made a strange gesture together, and then, I saw that the peerless beauty in front of me suddenly turned into a small point of light, and slowly floated towards the green bottle in Yideng's hand.

Before flying into the green bottle, I heard this beautiful woman exclaim: "Hero, spare your life!" ”

"Two (b), now you know how to shout for mercy?" Master Yilan held the green bottle in front of his face and said viciously: "Damn, let you crazy woman taste the Buddha's night pot!" Well, let you poke Lao Tzu's ass! ”

"Master, why are you going out with a night pot?" I lay down on the ground and asked numbly.

Before he could answer, he saw Li Yang running in from the outside in a hurry, first looked around the toilet in a panic, and then stared at Sister Hu lying on the ground for a long time, and finally, this guy took a long breath and sighed: "What's the matter, it's so a**, I thought you were done by this crazy woman!" Fortunately, nothing happened, otherwise you would be miserable, this Sister Hu's husband and brothers are all ...... who opened a martial arts hall."

I was just about to tell Li Yang that Lao Tzu is also a peerless master now, but I saw that Su Feifei suddenly lowered her head and whispered in my ear: "Lao Wang, we seem to be really about to have a big incident!" ”

I looked at Sophie Fei suspiciously, only to see the woman trembling and said: "I couldn't see the appearance of this ghost before, and I didn't know her specific identity, but the moment she showed her true body just now, I saw it clearly...... If I'm not mistaken, he was Hades' first wife...... She is now a giant in the fashion industry in the underworld, with hundreds of thousands of bodyguards under her hands, and tens of billions of brain-dead fans...... I heard that she is still disconnected from the king of Hades......"

……

Later, we found the unconscious Zhang Qiang in a cubicle, and after asking him for 5,000 yuan, I led the Bada Biao people out of the Friendship Mall, and the rest has nothing to do with me!

After that, my mind was full of undefeated in the East, specially, I don't understand, whether from martial arts or from memory, this crazy woman is definitely undefeated in the East, how can it be the ex-wife of the king of Hades? I heard that this woman and Hades have lived for five years, and then because they really can't stand the harassing phone calls, they divorced angrily, and Bacheng is still a chick, with my understanding of men, Hades Bacheng is still very likely to think about this woman, not to mention that this woman has amazing beauty, just saying that such a beauty has not met for five years lying around, it is enough to scratch.

If I were Hades, I would definitely miss this little goblin.

However, this woman was not only cooled by me, but also turned off by a lamp in the night pot, and I glanced at several men who were studying how to pee in it, and saw their two-(b) expressions, and a deep sense of despair arose.

……

After arriving at the hotel, I deliberately asked for a remote single room, because the image of a few of us did pull some wind, from the first floor to the second floor of the hotel just a few dozen steps, there are more than a dozen big brothers who drank too much to take a photo with us, I have a nameless fire in my heart, if it is not for the hotel owner to mediate, I am afraid that there will be a fight again.

After each of them sat down, I ordered six meats, four vegetables and ten dishes, asked for two cases of beer and a box of two pots, drink, and when this group of Biao people were drunk, I would poke out this matter, if I said it now, I guess they don't have the heart to eat.

In the following time, I no longer drooped the old donkey's face, drinking and eating food, and chatting with everyone.

"Well, Master of the First Lamp, aren't you a monk? How can I drink alcohol? After seeing Master Yilan drink a bottle of beer in one go, I asked suspiciously.

"Section Chief Wang, this is your mistake, don't you know that Lu Zhishen is also a monk? Don't you know that he drinks too? Don't you know he's also a bandit? Yideng sighed, while instructing the waiter to pour him a glass of liquor, and said to me: "The poor monk is not allowed to drink, but the poor monk is a little worried about the country and the people after drinking, and a little worried about the world or something. ”

"Don't listen to his bragging!" Blowing the lamp, who was fighting with the lone ranger, suddenly took over the conversation: "This old gang of dishes will be drunk crazy as soon as they drink too much, specially, in the past, my master led the two of us everywhere to make a relationship, and I had to buy him wine every day, and this old gang of dishes played after drinking, who has to educate whom." ”

"......" I was stunned: "This is a master's demeanor!" ”

"Are you two too?" Blowing the lamp glared at me angrily: "Have you ever seen someone who went to the detention center to purify sentient beings after drinking?" Have you ever seen a nightclub after drinking and touching the world? Pity my master, he is one hundred and five, and he is beaten with him every day...... Last year, just after my master's 106th birthday, he was dragged by this old man to wash his hair and preach the Dharma...... What's more, when my master was cremated, I wasn't embarrassed to accept the gift......"

"Awesome!" I nodded admiringly, and suddenly, I realized a problem, since I met these eight great Biao people yesterday, I haven't inquired about their sect, if, their sect has some forces, such as Kongtong Wudang or something, there will always be some acquaintances in the sky or in the underworld, when the time comes, beg their predecessors to intercede with the king of Hades, maybe the old girl in the east can get over this matter, at least the king of Hades also has to give some face, if you can lose some money, it would be the best!

So, I smiled at Yilan and asked, "Master, don't you know what sect you are?" I don't know how long the history of the two teachers is? ”

"In terms of origin, my sect is still from the Shaolin Temple! But ......" Yideng took a sip of liquor, put a piece of tofu into his mouth, and muttered.

"But what?" Originally, when I heard Shaolin, I was still very excited, but when I heard only two words, I felt that things were not so simple, so I hurriedly asked at a lamp.

"My master was a beggar for food before liberation, and when there was a famine in 42 years, my master went to Shaolin Temple to be a novice sweeper, and later, I heard that I had violated a few precepts and was kicked out. Later, when I passed through Hubei, I was accepted, and when I arrived in Hunan, I was blown out of the lamp. Yideng said calmly.

"......" I nodded helplessly, I finally knew why he could drink in this class! I turned my head to look at Mrs. Dingnan: "Mrs. Shi, where is your master?" ”

"I'm self-taught, I used to run long distances, and it didn't always go well, but then I bought two books and built a grass house in my backyard, if you talk about it, I should be considered a Wudang faction! After all, the poor nun entered the Tao through Heaven and Dragon Slayer! After saying that, Mrs. Dingnan continued to turn her face away and discuss the issue of skin care products with Sophie.

"I used to be a fortune teller!" The history of Coal Nanzi is relatively innocent.

After asking around, I finally recognized the true face of these people, in addition to the four above, the lone ranger and the female bat belong to watching movies and go crazy, Ouyang is an occasional dream, step into this way, the most hateful is the lone ranger, this guy gave me a certificate, let me appreciate it, I took a closer look, only to find that the issuing unit is a certain network training class, paralyzed to see this meaning as if this guy originally planned to learn how to write a novel of cultivation, and then I don't know how to fix it, I went crazy when I wrote it!

I glanced at everyone helplessly, and then at Sophie Fei, who had no heart or lungs to study how to stink, and suddenly felt a black eye.

Half a day later, my head started slamming hard against the table.