Can I say I'm fainting when I hear this?

Xiaofei, you are a dead girl, which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned, is this not sincere to find trouble for me?

Chi Lili is a girl, she is the kind of stubborn girl who occasionally makes two mistakes, but as long as she recognizes one thing, she will never look back even if she doesn't knock Nanshan down. i^

She mentions the apprentice! It's not child's play, she'll do it as a real thing!

I first raped Xiaofei 10,000 times and stared at her fiercely for ten seconds.

Xiaofei stubbornly replied with a look of anti-rape 10,000 times.

I lost.

I turned my head to Chi Lili, who looked expectant, and said, "It's not so easy to apprentice, first you have to be talented......

Chi Lili raised her hand: "When I was reincarnated, I chose the talent of traditional Chinese medicine." ”

I blackfaced: "Who proves." ”

"Him!" Chi Lili pointed to the sky.

I was speechless.

"Well, even if you have talent, there will be a series of assessments next, many, complicated, and cumbersome. It's a headache for girls, it's all old man's stuff. ”

"Quantum physics headaches, don't you have? Unified Field Theory headache not? Astromath headache not? Sirius orbital calculations headache not? Chi Lili retorted.

Me: "Very headache. ”

I stared at Chi Lili's smug little face, and suddenly evil: "Good! It's okay to promise you to participate in the assessment, but now it can't be done, you have to hold a meeting, you have to formally join, and you have to follow my rules step by step. ”

"No problem." Chi Lili simply.

I breathe a long sigh of relief, fight with me, you are still tender, Chinese Tai Chi technique is by no means blowing the ground.

I got up, slapped my ass and said, "That's it, from now on, you can do whatever I tell you to do, I won't let you do it, you can't do it at all, including, your ......."

Chi Lili got up: "That's it, I'll draw up a contract when I go back, and we'll follow the contract step by step, do you think it's okay?" ”

I gritted my teeth: "Okay! ”

Xiaofei came up and said, "Sister, you have to seize the opportunity." This is a lost technology, a national treasure, a heritage of humanity...... Ouch, Master, what are you pinching me for? ”

Chi Lili finally found another target temporarily.

The little spirit in Yin Chang is also rejuvenated.

I told Lily that in fact, the training course in BQ culture is also part of the assessment, and if Lily can do it, everything else is fine.

Chi Lili said she would write this into the contract.

I was speechless, I don't know why girls love to mention contracts when they open and close their mouths now.

For example, a girl I put aside WeChat some time ago, and after a few words, I asked me to be a contract friend with her.

I refused.

A bunch of demon moths at home have already tossed me enough, who wants it, stand up for me.

Xiaofei and I escorted Chi Lili back to the classroom.

At this time, the whole assessment is nearing the end.

Momo walked out of the classroom and asked me how my psychological intervention was.

I replied with a black face: "BQ is no problem, an excellent acting student is about to be born, it is me who is hard, and I will bear the infamy of betraying my ancestors for this." ”

Momo smiled evilly: "You have to be cheap!" You sullen big pervert! ”

My eyes lit up: "Hey, Sister Momo, don't say it, your summary is quite in place." %&*"; ”

Momo hated, stretched out his hand, and wanted to pinch.

I flashed ......

After work, I asked Xiaofei to go home first, and I added a small class.

I re-watched the close-ups taken during the day, checked the subtleties of each student's body in detail, and finally used the computer to code a summary of nearly 10,000 words and sent it to Momo's mailbox.

Thirty seconds later, Momo replied with a text message with only two words in it.

"Dedication!"

I laughed, BQ culture has my shares, not dedicated, is it?

Pack your things, go downstairs, pick up your car, and go home.

Go up to the building, and look at the time before opening the door, 8:15 p.m.

I wonder what the beauties are doing right now?

Open the door.

When I entered the house, I smelled a mixture of different body odors.

I took a deep breath.

He turned his head and looked at the various small sandals in the changing room, and counted, hey, there was an extra pair.

Oh...... My little tender model is back.

I walked through the foyer to the living room.

Nuo's large living room is filled with a warm and pure version of the atmosphere of Yihong Courtyard.

Why do you say that, after all, every girl here is a real and pure girl, and she doesn't know the secrets of men and women. Na Yi Hongyuan ......

They were so cool.

It is estimated that they want to help me save money for air conditioning.

One by one, a water sling.

Cotton, silk, cotton and silk......

The skirt is on average fifteen centimeters above the knee.

I looked at this spectacular spring with emotion, and reached out to subconsciously rub my waist, which was not painful.

Only then did he clear his throat.

"I'm back."

"Brother!" Xiao Qi, who was sitting on the sofa with the girls and studying things, suddenly raised his head.

The small circles under his eyes are actually full of tears.

I'm dizzy, as far as that?

Ren Ling put aside to answer at this time.

"You know what? Sister Seven took a nap on the plane during the day and had a dream, and she fell in love with you in the dream. ”

I smiled: "Dreams, every day, it's not uncommon to fall in love." ”

Ren Ling was serious: "Yes, ordinary love is nothing, the key is that you died in the end." ”

I'll go!

Don't have such a playful place!

"Brother, hurry up, come here, let me see you." Xiao Qi beckoned.

I moved my legs numbly.

Xiao Qi's eyes widened, very serious, very careful, and at the end, he pinched my big face again: "Hmm." Well, my brother is not dead, he is alive. I'm relieved, you can go and get busy. ”

I turned around numbly, went to the kitchen, turned out the food left by Xiaofei Xiaoyu, and ate it all to fill my stomach.

"Da Ji Bai, Da Ji Bai ......"

Someone was calling in the living room.

"Who! What's the matter? "I'm drinking water.

"Come and see the clothes and shoes that Sister Seven bought for you."

As soon as I lit up, this time Zhu Xiaoqi can be regarded as long-hearted, in the past, she ran the notice empty-handed, but now, she is mature.

I turned back.

When I looked at what Xiao Qi bought, my heart was cold.

Tank tops, pants, and brightly colored sandals.

I figured I'd go out in this outfit like a bad boy in a neighborhood.

"Brother, quick, put it on and I'll take a look." Xiao Qi handed it to me.

I took it, measured it, looked up again, and saw that the girls were looking at me expectantly.

I uh, "Are you sure you want me to wear it?" ”

"Hmm."

A few little heads clicked in unison.

I couldn't hold my clothes, so I folded back to my bedroom and closed my eyes to put them on.

I didn't dare to look at what I looked like, so I opened it and recreated the living room.

"Wow, handsome guy!"

The girls' eyes are on the little star they like.

I looked at the innocent, cute, and beautiful faces, and I finally believed that there really is a gap of 10 billion light years between men and women!

As far as I'm concerned, if I want to wear it out and be seen by the same sex, I have to say that I am part of the gay circle.

This is not over, a little, led by Xiao Qi, a group of girls came up to help me sort out my clothes, unbutton a few buttons on my chest, lift my big pants, and toss enough to be satisfied with Xiao Qi to find the Korean jewelry, clothing, and food that Xiao Qi brought to them.

I'm not too interested in the products of the stick brothers.

They are too strong, everything in the world is theirs, I can't beat them, I just don't touch them.

I sat on the couch and watched TV.

Just watched quietly for ten minutes, I heard another scream: "Ah...... My legs have become thicker, and they are finished, what can I do about this, I am not dieting, I am exercising, but I am still thick. ”

I turned my head and saw that it was Xiao Qi who was screaming.

I carefully looked at Xiao Qi's two beautiful legs across the coffee table.

I'll be honest, except for being pretty, sexy, slender, and white, I really didn't see any fatness.

But I'm just naked, and Ren Xiaoqi uses a professional tape measure.

Now, she was staring at the numbers on the tape measure.

The little beauties around her also sighed......

I slouched: "How much?" ”

"0.4 cm, brother......" Xiao Qi cried with a sad face.

"0.4, not within the scope of visual recognition, does not count." I'm careless.

Xiao Qi suddenly came to his senses: "By the way, brother, at the beginning, you promised me to help me massage and lose weight." ”

This is the case!

It's like a grenade, thrown, boom, and explode in an instant.

This little beauty, in a hurry, surrounded me.

"Can massage slim down?"

"yes, I only remembered when I heard Seven say that there are a lot of advertisements like this on the street."

"Well, there seems to be a clubhouse downstairs, but it's so expensive, it looks like it costs thousands a week."

"Hey, Da Jibai, you can really massage and lose weight." The queen gave me a push.

At this moment, I was completely numb.

"I can!" I nodded abruptly.

The women were overjoyed.

Xiao Qi was weak: "That's okay, start with me, I'...... It's urgent. ”

"Hey! All right! I glanced at Xiao Qi's legs.

"Today, I'm going to teach you a super slimming and body beauty recipe!" I officially announce.

Everyone is looking forward to it.

I glanced at the empty coffee table and stretched out my hand to call Xiaofei: "Do you have bananas at home?" ”

Xiaofei pointed at it: "The refrigerator is a big lump." ”

"Do you have tofu at home?"

Xiaofei folded into the kitchen and returned to report after a while: "There are two pieces of tofu, and I planned to cook tofu at night, but my sisters thought it was too light." ”

"A group of carnivores, still clamoring to lose weight." I muttered, ignoring the murderous gazes of the women, and pointed at the little fish and said, "Go, take bananas, take tofu, and take a big pot, plus some plastic wrap." ”

"Roger." Small fish are ordered.

The little fish quickly got things ready.

I instructed the women: "Peel bananas." ”

Everyone has to order, start doing.

Banana––

It is a very ordinary fruit, but if you let the girl's slender hands gently peel off the layers of banana peel......

Of course, that's not the most exciting.

Hey......

Little fish, what are you doing?

Our foodie fish peeled off a thick banana and was suddenly bewildered by the aroma it emitted, and the foodie god instantly possessed it.

She gently poked a piece of powdered tongue, carefully, and slowly licked the ripe and soft banana head, the tip of her small tongue turned flexibly, closed her eyes and reveled in the aftertaste: "Well, the taste is really good." ”

Then, Xiaoyu simply took a small piece of banana in his mouth gently, but did not bite completely, but slowly sucked it with his mouth, sucked the soft banana flesh, little by little, into his mouth, and finally tasted it slowly.

I stared at the movements of the small fish, and suddenly, one accidentally, the dantian was hot.

The queen also looked at Xiaoyu at this time, and she sighed loudly: "Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, you...... Who taught you how to eat bananas? ”

Xiaoyu is innocent: "What I think about myself is the kind that is very soft, you can swallow it in your mouth first, and then don't bite it with your teeth, wrap it with your tongue, and suck it slowly." ”

The Queen and I looked at each other, feeling that we were not pure enough.

Peel the banana, put it in a large basin, mix it with the tofu, and use a few chopsticks to stir vigorously together until it is very thin and paste-like.

I said to Xiao Qi: "Bring the beautiful legs." ”

"Give my brother a leg." Xiao Qi obediently lifted the two **s, and his feet were towards me, and he stretched them out directly.

In this moment.

Can I say that I, who was originally very thick-skinned, am also shy?