Chapter 138: I Am Optimus Prime
To deal with this kind of girl who is lively, fun-loving, and likes to take the crazy route, the Ji family does have medical skills that can be broken. %&*";
To put it simply, it is to play with her, to make trouble with her, to play bigger than her, to make more trouble than her, and then to calm down and talk to her about life principles and behavioral norms.
In addition, girls have an instinct to be wary of the opposite sex at the beginning. Therefore, for the first time, I have to let Xiaofei go.
I was taught in Xiaofei's ear like this, like and so on.
Xiaofei understood and made an ok to me.
She slowly walked over to Chi Lili and handed over her high heels: "Sister, your shoes." β
"Thank you." Chi Lili took the shoes but didn't wear them, but took off the other high heel, stretched out her little foot and kicked the shoe to the side, and sat on the ground with her arms and knees in a daze.
Xiaofei sat down next to Lily.
"Sister, in fact, I think you acted very well!" Xiaofei is serious.
"Don't lie to me, I know, they all call me stupid, exaggerated, and out of tune." Chi Lili rested her chin on her knee and replied distractedly.
"Sister, what did you do before?"
"No, no job, kindergarten school, no graduation, our classmates said that if I wait until graduation to teach children, it will scare children. So, I asked my parents for money and came here. Alas...... The future is bleak. β
Xiaofei was serious: "Sister, you are not bleak at all, look at me, are you beautiful." β
Xiaofei stretched out her hand and pointed to her little face.
Chi Lili turned her head: "No." β
Xiaofei had a black face: "Sister, you can really tell the truth." β
Chi Lili: "You let me say that. β
Xiaofei sighed leisurely: "That's it, I'm not as beautiful as you, I want to sign this training class directly with me." β
"Really?" Chi Lili's eyes lit up.
Xiaofei waved her hand: "Let's not talk about me first, in fact, there is another person, how to say it, it's almost a fool." He's even more miserable, male, not to mention his appearance, special town house, performance...... Haha, if you want to know what a madman looks like, just watch him perform. β
Chi Lili's eyes lit up: "Little sister, tell me quickly, who is he, let me see him, I like to know crazy people who play." β
Xiaofei turned her head with a blank expression: "Da Jibai, come out." β
As expected!
When my name was called out by Xiaofei, Chi Lili laughed like crazy, and tears of laughter were rolling in her eyes.
"Hahaha! Younger sister...... This...... Is this his name? β
Xiaofei solemnly: "It's not counted, his real name is actually Ji Baida." β
"Hahaha, the same, the same!" Chi Lili raised the back of her hand to wipe her tears.
I showed up.
Xiaofei clapped her hands and stood up, pulled me closer, and pointed at me and said to Chi Lili: "Sister, do you think our pair is the best enough?" β
Chi Lili tilted her head and looked at me, pointed at me and said, "Da Jibai...... Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to have fun. i^β
I solemnly said: "That's right, I'm Da Jibai, do you think if you were a teacher in the artist training class, would you want us?" β
Chi Lili covered her face, thought for a while, raised her head and pointed at Xiaofei and said, "I want this little sister, you go aside." β
I have a black face.
I calmed down again: "But I'm here, I've passed, I've passed the assessment, I've not only passed, I've also found a part-time job here." β
Chi Lili stretched out her hand and pointed at me: "Are you sure?" Didn't lie? β
"Nope!"
"Not lying?"
"Don't lie!"
"Lie to me, you're the little guy I raised."
"Hmm." I nodded, and then I suddenly blackened my face and scolded myself, why did I let this girl go around?
Xiaofei asked at this time: "Sister, you raised Xiaoha." β
"yes." Chi Lily is naΓ―ve.
Xiaofei turned her head leisurely and whispered to me, "No wonder, come out with that dog." β
"Hah." I was talking to Chi Lily.
"Hey, how do you know my screen name."
"Guess! By the way, how long do you practice that song of mutual masturbation? β
"It's not been long, it's only been a week."
Chi Lili said, and suddenly asked, "Ji Bai." β
"Ah......" In an instant, the black line on my forehead flew down three thousand feet, he uncle, this girl can still play with my name creatively.
"When you interviewed, what were you performing, what kind of talent did you have?" Chi Lili is serious.
"I, the talent ......" I smiled, "I'm going to say that my talent is Transformers, do you believe it?" β
"Hahahaha!" Chi Lili laughed completely, raised her finger and said, "Transformers talent, ha...... You...... You're so funny. β
Xiaofei helped the childcare with a serious face: "Sister, really, we are all Sebersteiners." β
Chi Lili touched her chest with her hand: "Forehead drop god...... How did you get into the ground? β
Xiaofei Zhengse: "We acted in a show. β
Chi Lili smiled and said, "Let's play it now." β
I looked at Xiaofei.
It's already on the road!
Xiaofei knows, vertical finger, counting: "1,2,3,atcion"
I suddenly stood up, raised my arms across my chest to make the May Fourth Youth Endeavor Posture, I held my head high, one step in front, one step behind, I raised my other arm high, and my voice was low: "I am Optimus Prime, I am from the planet Seberstan, I am on Earth, I want to help the little beauties of Earth." β
Xiao Fei put her arms behind her back, made an airplane shape, flew around my body, and then stood again, glancing at me with infinite evil eyes: "I am Wei Tianzhen, I am from the same place as him, I want to knock down Optimus Prime on the earth." β
I kicked Xiaofei with a cold kick and whispered: "You changed your lines, you are knocking down, not pushing down, and pushing down will become a deformed friend." β
Xiaofei, oh, turned back into the plane again, and flew around me: "I'm the beautiful Megatron, I'm going to kill Optimus Prime." β
I have a black face.
The great Transformers, we're going to ruin them today.
Chi Lilile's, can I say she's really pumping fast?
She covered her stomach with her hands: "I can't do it, you two don't act, you two can kill people if you play again." β
Xiaofei put down her wings: "Sister, you said that we can both live like this, what are you afraid of." β
Chi Lili breathed a long sigh of relief, squinted at the two of us, and said, "Edi God, what kind of species are you?" β
I calmly: "Human." β
Chi Lily squirted again.
Xiaofei and I sat next to Chi Lili and sat down on the left and right.
I sighed: "Brother has been messing around for so long, brother has found a truth." β
Chi Lili was also serious: "What is the truth." β
"That means you can't do those people, they're actually stupid, pure stupid!"
Chi Lili nodded: "I agree." β
I suddenly turned my head, stared at Chi Lili's unblasphemous eyes, and said in a low voice, "Do you know what attracts me the most about you?" β
Chi Lili was curious.
"Elves! You are an elf, an elf from the ethereal galaxy of M48 in the distant stars. β
Chi Lili was suddenly moved: "Is what you said true?" β
I hmm.
Chi Lili said: "I always thought I was from a beautiful Andromeda. β
I gritted my teeth: "Andromeda has fallen, a large amount of dark matter has devoured her beautiful soul, and M48 is rising on the other side of the universe. The great starry sky era will change because of you, remember that you are the messenger sent by M48 to the earth, at this moment, it is my mission to awaken you, my name is Ji Boda. β
Chi Lili suddenly turned her head and looked at me affectionately.
"Are you sent by Dark Matter to tempt neutrinos to mutiny?"
I replied with the same affectionate gaze, "No." β
Chi Lili laughed flutteringly, she reached out and hit me: "You are so funny, I am so happy to know you." β
I grinned, "I'm also happy to know you." β
Xiaofei sat aside at this time, and told me with wide eyes, what are you talking about, I really don't understand.
I smiled, "You're an astronomy fan, like, physics?" β
Chi Lili stretched her two beautiful legs: "There are three things in my life, one is performance, the second is the universe, and the third is great theoretical physics. β
I asked again, "Then why did you get into the kindergarten team again?" β
Chi Lili sighed: "College entrance examination, the Chinese composition questions are too thoughtless, I was angry, tore it, let's play with eggs!" β
I praised: "Strong! The girl is amazing, brother. β
Chi Lili: "No, it's normal." β
I asked, "Lily, how do you usually perform?" What movies do you like to watch, and do you have any research on Japanese films? β
Chi Lili thought for a while: "Actually, I generally love American dramas, the Big Bang Theory, the edge of crisis, prison breaking, well, prison break and heros are old, and now they are chasing homeland security, Green Arrow or something is too brainless to love." Japanese films, Akira Kurosawa, Daiai Zatoichi!"
I praise it, I praise it, it's really a high-end girl, she doesn't have an average IQ, and she doesn't want to be close at all.
Xiaofei held her chin with her hand, still looking cute about what you were talking about, I didn't understand at all.
I'm thinking about something to get out of the American drama.
Xiao Fei suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"Hey, sister, your legs are so white, can I touch them?"
Chi Lili: "Touch, it's okay." β
Xiaofei stretched out her paws, stroked, and sighed: "Wow, it's true, it's enough to praise, hey, Master, come and try it, this feel is really better than silk." β
"It's that good."
"Really, you try." Xiaofei blinked.
I stretched out my hand, and I tried boldly.
Really.
The tentacles are like silk satin, rubbing them carefully, and the skin contains a delicate and delicate softness. I looked at it again, as far as I could see, the skin was crystal clear and smooth, and the feel was loose and elastic, which was very suitable for the hand.
"Hmm...... Sure enough, a good pair of legs. "I'll stop in moderation.
Xiao Fei's eyes suddenly glanced at Chi Lili's chest again: "Hey, Master......"
I glared at him with a fierce look, and all right! Stop! Don't go overboard!
Chi Lili didn't feel that I was thinking differently at all, and she asked curiously: "You, are you masters and apprentices?" β
Xiaofei: "Yes, he is very powerful, a family of traditional Chinese medicine, orthopedic massage, massage and acupuncture, the top one, otherwise how could he find a part-time job in BQ culture?" β
"Really, wow! I met the legendary master of Chinese medicine. "Chi Lily adores.
Xiaofei helped: "The master has to kneel when he sees him, sister, do you know that some time ago the BQ model had a girl who came back to life?" β
Chi Lili nodded.
Xiaofei pointed at me: "My master's methods, he did it, dead people, he tossed and lived again, you say never?" β
Chi Lili nodded again and again, looking at me with a gaze full of infinite admiration for the little star.
Xiaofei was proud, and deliberately leaned her body against me: "Actually, my master doesn't accept apprentices, I'm here, it's not easy, stalking, let's put it this way, it's harder than chasing Li Ka-shing, just let me worship it, you say that the girl is strong." β
Chi Lili: "You're so strong. Oh, by the way, Master Ji, you ...... Will you take me as a disciple? β