I said to him, "Hello, dear, can you not embarrass us?" ”

This guy is also direct: "You kneel down for me!" ”

Me: "Don't make a fuss, it's important to get down to business!" ”

120 grinned: "Your uncle, kneel down for me!" ”

, I seem to see that he has synthesized Su Diao's complex and Liu Qian's character, especially with charm, I was not calm at that time, and as soon as my legs were weak, I really knelt down......

Why, as a result, I was ridiculed by a group of old men for a while, and everyone said that my reputation as a soft bone has become famous overseas, and my skills are now skyrocketing, and I can't even tell the difference between imitation!

Because 120 played with me, when it was my turn to play Liu Yehong, I naturally didn't let him stop, as the saying goes, half of a man is a woman, and when I entered the role, immediately, I had a little more feminine atmosphere.

I pressed 120's shoulder: "Do you like people?" ”

120 Mu Ne's reply: "I like it! ”

Me: "How do you like it?" ”

120 shook his head blankly: "I don't know, I just want to do you now!" ”

I smiled bitterly: "Don't be funny, do you really dare to do me?" How can I not believe it? ”

Then, in front of dozens of men, this guy really threw me to the ground,, all kinds of kisses, all kinds of haras, how disgusting and disgusting, I can't beat him...... Just as my clothes were about to be torn by him, Yue Lao appeared, he stopped 120's barbarism, and then asked me in a panic, "What's wrong?" Gave up? Now that you're starting to change your tastes? ”

I really have a hard time!

Then, several other spies returned, gathered everyone's information, and after a comprehensive analysis, we came up with the crazy plan of the old ladies.

Lao Le found that a few women were setting traps not far from us, if it was an ordinary trap, but there were a few old ladies next to them who used short knives to sharpen wooden sticks, even if we were stupid, we could analyze that they were ready to place stabs in the trap!

Such a vicious woman, thanks to our early discovery, otherwise it would have been inevitable that there would have been heavy casualties tomorrow!

Lao Wan found that the thing is not simple, he found a new life in the south of the middle of the forest, it is a poisonous bee, according to the results of Lao Wan's attempt, the venom of this poisonous bee has the effect of eroding the nervous system of life, no wonder this guy is pumping hard, it turned out to be poisoned!

Lao Le's observation focused on the two wings of the woods, and as a result, the two sides were not very peaceful, Li Bingqing seemed to hate us so much, and set up two formations on both sides of the road that circulated in the fairy world, which could cause the souls of various races to have a short pause, that is, that formation was equivalent to a fool's machine.

Lao He's target is in the middle of the forest, and his discovery is even more terrifying, under Liu Qian's command, one hundred and eight siege crossbows have been placed here, ready to fight, waiting for our group of brain-dead old men to enter the tiger's mouth.

Lao Chi was already a little trembling when he spoke, and he found that Sun Jing had set up a minefield in the northern part of the forest......

Shennong's No. 1 and Jiang Ziya infiltrated the enemy's interior, Jiang Ziya carefully observed the weapon preparation in the place, it is said that the two anti-aircraft spiritual cannons sent by Niu Lao Wu as a member have been loaded and ready to be fired at any time!

Shennong's No. 1 was close to the local base camp, and his discovery was the most important, lying at the root of the window of the log house, he heard a bunch of women discussing the final means, and several women led by the Su Diao complex were teaching a few brides how to abuse the groom after marriage......

We were so stupid, is this a marriage? It's desperate!

Yideng even wanted to run a little, he cried and shouted and begged me to send him back to the yang world, saying that this marriage is not over, and there is no way to live in the future anyway, it is better to take advantage of these few days to have a dash, even if he dies, he will have a memory.

I righteously rejected his request: "Funny, if we don't know these things, we probably won't live long, but since we all know, what are we afraid of?" It's time to go to bed, tomorrow morning, stop riding horses and cars, we have to marry these old ladies beautifully! ”

Hearing me say this, the grooms finally had some confidence, and after encouraging each other, the big guys began to disperse.

……

The next day, we got up at five o'clock, and after gathering together, we began to prepare to attack the city and seize the land, and grab the bride.

This is troublesome, this slowly greets the road, not to mention the difficulties and dangers, in case of any accident can be guilty, and a bunch of guests and friends explained, as a result, this group of people is interested, saying that everything has to follow behind us lively, I sighed, since you want to follow, follow it, anyway, the other party's strategy is already in our hands, presumably, there should be no accidents along the way.

Because it was still early, we didn't start the bus, so a large number of us followed behind the bus and horse procession, chatting and chatting as we walked.

Soon, we walked to the mouth of the woods, which was the scope of Lao Le's reconnaissance, and I cautiously said to everyone: "Wait, there is an ambush!" ”

Everyone took it as a joke, and I shouted earnestly: "Don't be reckless, there are enemy troops ahead, everyone needs to be cautious!" Where's the old fun? ”

Lao Le jumped out of the crowd with a whoosh, raised his hand and said, "I'm here!" ”

I ordered, "Create a safe passage for the convoy and your guests!" ”

The old man nodded, and swished through the woods with a few red threads, and in a short time, some dangerous areas were isolated, and for safety, we walkers walked in front of the convoy instead, and walked cautiously.

Whether it's frightened or calm, I finally got through the first hurdle.

When we reached the southern part of the forest, we came to the second ambush area, according to the plan, we took out the fireworks, set them off, and sure enough, the honeycombs hidden on both sides of the road could not bear the smoke of the fireworks, and they scattered for their lives.

Haha, these women, but that's it!

That's my evaluation!

When we walked to the middle of the forest, we didn't panic, according to the information provided by Lao Le and Lao Wan, we found a Chencang trail, which happened to avoid the Nu Array and the Psychedelic Array, and when we appeared behind Liu Qian's group of women, I seemed to hear their voices scolding their mothers.

Then, we walked to the minefield arranged by Sun Jing, it is said that this kind of thunder bomb can not hurt people's lives, and can even have the effect of prolonging life, but this thing has a side effect, everyone who is attacked by this bullet will have an uncontrollable smile, that is, stepping on this thing, you will become funny!

Moreover, there are many kinds of teasing these years, some people are happy and just laugh endlessly, but some people are different, they will do a lot of unbelievable behaviors, such as defecating everywhere or something, there are cameras everywhere near this forest, and then this face will be lost!

Fortunately, we made preparations in advance, knew the layout of the mines very well, led a bunch of guests and a team of carriages and horses, and walked cautiously for more than ten minutes, and we finally got through the difficulties!

About 500 meters in front of us is the bride's station, and we are about to succeed!

Because of the proportionality of things, we are all quite excited, at this time, the seven groom officials have body armor, and they are all blessed by the mana of Shennong's No. 1, ordinary spell attacks can't be broken at all, haha, women, our old man is going to kill him!

The last difficulty in front of us is the two spiritual weapons, these two spiritual weapons have a wonderful use, they can launch all kinds of chaotic psychological factors, once contaminated with the human body, there will be all kinds of crying, madness, chagrin, suicide and other thoughts, in other words, I and Niu Lao Wu's business is also a preliminary establishment of trust, about 20 days ago, a tease called my landline: "Hey, Wang Damin, I am a friend of Niu Lao Wu, my name is Niu San, I want to take what he left behind!" ”

Naturally, I tried my best to cooperate, and obediently handed over the dragon cow bone to Niu San.

As a result, as soon as I went down to the underground laboratory, Wicker Qing called me: "Big brother, people have something to trouble you, a weapons dealer has come to me, and I want you to help bring something down, and now that person is in a pavilion in the southern suburbs of Coal City, you go quickly, remember, the code is that I am Red Bull!" ”

I didn't say a word, put on my slippers, walked out, and within ten minutes of the journey, I came to the gazebo, and then, I saw Niu San with a stunned face!

"I'm Red Bull!"

"I'm Jianlibao!"

That's our code!

Since then, my business with Niu Lao Wu has become bigger and bigger, one is because I have money, and the other is because he thinks I have great powers and is willing to befriend me, so he tried his best to meet my requirements, and in the past month, he has collected ten spiritual weapons for me, which have now been transferred to the hands of Wicker Qing, which is of great help to their great cause.

Two days ago, when I heard that we were going to hold a group wedding, Niu Lao Wu didn't say a word, and sent someone to send two spiritual weapons as a part, that is, the same thing as the two forts in front of me.

If it was left in the past, I had absolutely no way to hold things, but now it is different, when Niu Lao Wu gave me these two things, he also attached a piece of paper, commonly known as instructions......

After reciting a few words, the two batteries wilted on the spot!

Looking at the house in front of me, I looked up to the sky and shouted: "Hahaha! I have it in the world, I have it in the world! ”

But at this moment, an accident happened, the original six spies who led the way, I don't know when they were scattered around me, at this time, these six people were like crazy, suddenly took out their weapons from their clothes, and said to us: "Surrender the gun and don't kill, Du Teniang's squatting ......"

“……”

At this moment, several women walked out of the opposite house, led by Su Diao Complex, and she smiled arrogantly at me: "Haha, are you waiting?" ”

I nodded: "Convinced, who would have thought that you would buy a few of them......"