I didn't worry much about this, originally our expectation was that the group wedding would be held in the sun, but God always seemed to be against me.

Because many of these bridegrooms and brides are super old, such as a lamp, this guy is more than eighty, and when he registered with the civil administration, he found out that he had an ID card, but he did not have a household registration......

The problem is even bigger! This woman lived for dozens of years, and she didn't even know that the gender on her ID card was male......

At the very least, this can be changed, but the information provided by the source of the blowing lamp shows that he has been dead for decades, and the civil affairs staff are not looking at us correctly......

In short, none of these people made me stop!

Simply, I decided to change the wedding to the underworld!

Since the day before yesterday, we began to make all kinds of preparations, the dozens of newly built log houses were planned as wedding rooms, several women have been arranging, others are going back and forth to buy things, what red lanterns, what sedan chairs, and such as a few cases, copper basins and other objects......

In short, we have prepared everything for the wedding.

In the morning, I rushed to the underworld, gave all the workers two days off, and sent them back to the underworld in batches.

At noon, before I could rest, I sent our group of people and all kinds of relatives and friends who attended the wedding to the underworld, except for Zhang Ping, who went abroad, and Liu Yanran, who hooked up with men outside.

Even Li Bingqing was brought down, and now, Jiang Ziya's woods are surrounded by formations, not to mention her, even Shennong's No. 1 may not be able to get out, so we are not overly worried.

After a simple lunch, a few couples went to play mahjong, and the rest of us began to get busy.

Naturally the first place is to collect shares, Lao Lin and Jiang Ziya, who collect money at the door of the canteen, have already been busy, there are many or few of them, ranging from three or five to less, and there are dozens of them, and the two of them are counting the money while asking each other's names, which is crazy!

Then there is the kissing line, although our group of people are all suffocating, but we also know that it is best to do marriage only once in a lifetime, so we must follow the rules, women, don't you want to do this one day in your life?

According to the layout of our forest, I finally chose to let the brides live in the log house on the north side tonight, while the grooms lived near the forest hut, which was about ten kilometers away, and it took forty or fifty minutes to walk with a sedan chair, which was similar to the feeling of an ancient woman marrying from this village to a neighboring village.

Secondly, we began to study the situation of tomorrow's wedding, a lamp they prefer Chinese retro weddings, and female bats, Ma Yuer like Western, how to make both groups of people accept, this is a difficult problem, in the end, we decided to do everything at will, the brides are willing to choose which way to choose, tomorrow morning, near the forest hut, draw out two areas, one area is dedicated to beating gongs and drums suona, and the other area will use the stereo to play the wedding march, which one you want to choose, and then go to which side!

Finally, we made some arrangements for the guests who came to attend the wedding, although our place is quite remote, but it is a modern community, there is no shortage of anything, especially the house, after the allocation of housing according to the identity and gender, these friends began to move freely.

Today, there are really a lot of people, all kinds of monks, all kinds of nuns, all kinds of Taoist priests, all kinds of mentally ill people, all kinds of people dressed strangely, and bosses from all walks of life.

Ma Feng put a lot of effort into organizing this wedding, and the ultimate goal was to show the bosses my real estate project, after listening to the introduction, this guy led a group of friends to hang out, and what he said was something I didn't understand!

All kinds of monks and Taoist friends swished into the forest, saying that they wanted to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, whatever, this group of people must have a bad nose, and the direction they went was a natural toilet!

A young man with a rhinoceros horn in his head wandered around, sniffing at the trees from time to time, and occasionally running to the roots to sprinkle a few bubbles of pee......

In the open space on the west side of the hut, there are eight sedan chairs, eight horses, for the sake of insurance, and for the sake of insurance, eight cars are prepared for people who like Western-style weddings.

In the evening, except for the guests, we were separated, and all the women were gathered to the north, while we men gathered outside the hut to eat barbecue and drink.

Jiang Ziya said mysteriously: "We have to prepare!" ”

I looked around, "What are you going to prepare?" Isn't that all good? ”

Jiang Ziya snorted coldly: "You think too simply, I took the electric drill away when the old twelve left just now, I think it will definitely not be peaceful tomorrow morning......"

I shuddered a little: "No, it's not like that, it's been a friend for so long, it won't be so inhuman, right?" ”

Ma Feng next to him interjected: "I think the main reason is your two women!" ”

I was a little unhappy: "My woman is virtuous and virtuous, although she usually likes to move her muscles, but she is still relatively understanding!" ”

120 seems to understand: "So many people get married, but you don't deal with your affairs, the three of them feel uncomfortable, just now I heard Liu Qian say that the main direction of attack tomorrow morning is you, I heard that the weapon is a siege crossbow......"

I trembled: "It's too ruthless, isn't it?" It's not that I don't want to get married, it's really ...... Besides, Wicker Qing also wants me to get married after defeating Qin Sheng, do you think, people are fighting in front, and I am getting married in the back, this is unreasonable, Wicker Qing is also kind, he said that after defeating the sound of the piano, at that time, my wedding will naturally be much grander, and then the whole underworld will come with heads and faces, how enjoyable! ”

Yue Lao glanced at me with disdain: "You just don't understand women, women don't need those pomp, what they care about most is your promise!" ”

I shrugged my shoulders: "The current situation is already like this, Wicker Qing and they are going well, they have already taken two or three out of ten lands in the Netherworld Continent, I estimate that my identity can't be hidden for too long, wait until everything is settled down before discussing my marriage, the question now is, how do we deal with this group of crazy women?" ”

The bridegroom said in a wooden voice, "Why don't we kneel on the ground and beg for mercy?" It shouldn't be hard for me! ”

Jiang Ziya spat out: "Phew! Excuse me? Look at your virtue, you will not be the master of money at home in the future! Do you want to be embarrassed and don't even take us with you? ”

The light wilted at that time!

I asked, "So what do we do?" Gotta figure figure out? Can't sit still! ”

Yue Lao smiled slightly, took out the posture of a veteran in the love field, and said to us lightly: "Looking at it, we have three moves!" ”

I hurriedly bowed: "Please also ask the old man to give advice!" ”

Yue Lao buckled his buttocks and pretended to be forced to say: "The first step is chess, knowing yourself and knowing that you will win all battles!" ”

Listen, this is called level, I almost knelt down for the old man: "Old man, what do you mean?" ”

Yue Lao said mysteriously: "We only need to send a few generals to understand the enemy's deployment in advance, and tomorrow, we will take the initiative everywhere, and we will naturally be invincible!" ”

I admired this guy, but I didn't think he knew some ice techniques.

120 asked, "What about the second move?" ”

Yue Lao once again showed super high wisdom, he said: "The second move is called neither humble nor arrogant, righteous and awe-inspiring. ”

Me: "What the hell is this?" ”

Yue Lao snorted coldly: "Manly husband, we can't lose our integrity, when it's time to admit defeat, we will admit defeat, forgive them and don't dare to embarrass us too much, heroes, you need to pay attention, don't be weak, remember, for the sake of dignity, we have to hold on, even if the head is broken and the blood flows, we will never be soft." ”

Seong thought more far-reachingly: "What if this group of old ladies don't give face and take the opportunity to take the opportunity?" ”

Yue Lao remained silent, and said lightly: "Then it depends on the third move, the so-called gathering money, tempting to profit, reaching out and not hitting smiling people, money can make ghosts grind, as long as we all prepare all kinds of gifts, presumably they will eventually be moved by us!" ”

Yu Gong: "You mean a red envelope?" Big red envelopes? ”

"Phew! Are you vulgar? Are those old ladies ordinary women? You've got to get some new tricks, come on, check this out! Saying that, Yue Lao dragged a sack from the side, shook it slightly, and a lot of cosmetics appeared on the grass, Yue Lao smiled and said to us: "These are all imported from France, beauty and skin care, nourish yin and kidneys, are all good things, as long as you offer this thing at a critical moment, you will definitely turn evil into good fortune, invincible!" ”

“……”

Two days ago, Sister Mei imported a batch of cosmetics from abroad, and originally planned to sell them to the underworld, but unfortunately, the women in the underworld are allergic to foreign goods, so this batch of goods was stranded.

A few old men condemned on the spot, but, no matter what you say, Yue Lao is also an old-timer, I played a round and said: "The idea is still good, although the third move is a little rougher, but it seems that we can fight, since we have no other coping strategy, we might as well try Yue Lao's method!" ”

Everyone thought what I said was reasonable, and they didn't continue to make trouble, so Yue Lao took the opportunity to say: "Then hurry up and send someone to find out the news first!" ”

I nodded, assigned the task, and said: "Old man God, old ginger, four old brothers who eat, drink and have fun, the six of you are the person in charge of this investigation operation, do you have any opinions?" ”

All six said they didn't care, and after I told them, they disappeared into the woods.

Then,It's the process of exercising temper and courage,In order to be more realistic,We adopted the method of group drills,I and 120 were divided into a group,The specific process is like this,First of all, 120 plays one of the Su Diao complex or Liu Qian,Make it difficult for me in every way,After that,I will do the code of conduct of Liu Yehong's experiment 120。

In this way, a group of us divided into a dozen groups and began to practice.

120 This guy is too serious and hypocritical, and I don't know where he learned the habits of Su Diao and Liu Qian, and he looks good.