【380】 Japanese-style bathhouse
The streets of Tokyo are crowded at night, and the conversation between Nanke and Sima Ling is in Chinese, which few people can understand, but Spider-Man Nick understands only a few words because of the help of [Remnant Ring].
The more Nank thought about it after the call, the more depressed he became, and decided not to delay in Japan too much, but to pass the final level of the trial mission as soon as possible. Regardless of what kind of difficult Yin Soul is in the final level, the team has a lot of experience in dealing with Yin Spirit, as long as Nanke is full of firepower, he can definitely make the other party "become a Buddha" in minutes.
"There are too many people in the ice cream shop, shall I buy you one to eat on the road?" Nanke put away his phone and said to Qianxue, then looked at Nick, who was curious about the Japanese bathhouse, and said with a slightly apologetic expression: "It's so hot and I still go to take a bath, I think it's better to forget it......"
"It's my fault, I won't make such an unreasonable request next time!" Nick looked at Nanke's eyes and suddenly filled with sympathy, "I didn't know you were hurt, I'm afraid it would be embarrassing for you to show your body in a place like a bathhouse, right?" I'm so rough......"
"Wait! What does it mean to not be able to show your body? Nanke asked, "The only thing I hurt is my shoulder and it's almost better, why do you think I can't go to the bathhouse?" ”
Nick thinks that Nank is stiff-mouthed for the sake of face, and he can't help but look sad and sympathize with the man's plight.
"That, I accidentally heard the call between you and your family just now, it turns out that you have been injured in the lower body and the effect of surgery is not good, this kind of thing is really difficult to talk about, but please don't be discouraged, now the world of ordinary people is changing with each passing day, and the world of the capable is constantly creating new magic. Maybe there is a remedy for your situation......"
"What's wrong with me!" Nanke's eyes widened as big as lychees. "It's just my magic double that's wrong. Not myself! You don't take it out of context, okay! ”
Nanke felt the need to prove to Nanke that he was a complete man, otherwise, the matter of wielding a knife from the palace had finally covered up the news in the ordinary world, but now it was possible to spread it in the world of the powerful.
(I don't want to make my status as a descendant of Solomon any more precious!) Did you become the real "last seed" of Solomon because you could not give birth? Something like the title of "the last eunuch in China"? )
Nanke didn't want to be suspected of being undefeated by the unknown team members every time he went on a mission in the future, so he handed his wallet to Chiyuki and asked Lori to go to the ice cream shop to spend on herself, and then walked into the Japanese bathhouse opposite the ice cream shop with Nick.
Not to mention, the bathhouse is really Japanese, and you can only see a large decorative painting of Mt. Fuji hanging in the center of the wall. If you look closely, you will find that it is made of mosaic tiles, and there are not many young people who come to bathe, most of them are balding old men, balding middle-aged people and balding kappa.
The kappa, a traditional Japanese youkai, is apparently also a type of demon god, and this guy used to bathe in the bath using a trick to bathe in the bath, but the entry of Nank and Nick disturbed his purity, and the two exorcists exuded a spirit that represented danger, causing the kappa to jump out of the bath and flee.
Nanker has been with the demon god a lot, so he is keenly aware of the kappa's presence, but he has just undressed and doesn't want to chase him down the street with his bare butt. And the kappa just took a bath in the bathhouse, and didn't do anything harmful. Nanke, as a [coexistence] who has not publicly announced his position, does not want to kill them all because the other party is a demon god.
"See? The only place where I was injured was my shoulder, and I am not allowed to spread rumors that I have become a eunuch in the future, you know? ”
Nanker said to Nick beside him as he walked in the direction of the bath.
Nick is a Hispanic-American, tall, dark-skinned, and wears sports goggles even in the shower (Nanker estimates that he is not low in myopia when he reads comics), which caused him to attract a lot of (bald) Japanese onlookers after entering the bathhouse.
Although Nanke is a yellow race, he speaks Chinese when talking to Nick, and there is a 20-centimeter-long recent scar on his shoulder, which makes the bathhouse people regard Nanke as a member of the Chinese gang, and they all bow their heads for fear that Nanke will find fault.
"It turns out that I heard it wrong," Nick apologized, "It's all because I read too many comics, and I've also watched a Hong Kong comic called "Sea Tiger", which has a kind of martial arts called "Second Male Dao", and you have to use big tongs to crush your own dick to practice, so I thought it was ......"
"Cut, there is also a 'bladder golden sword' that kills people with urine in Hong Kong Manga! The more terrifying thing about cultivating the 'Second Male Dao' is that you have to be violated by four faggets for three whole months without sleep! Even if this kind of martial arts is really strong, I won't be able to cultivate! ”
Since they came to experience Japanese bathing culture, there was no reason to sit on both sides of the shower and not enter the central bath, Nank and Nick followed the example of the others, folded the towel they bought from the front desk into a square and put it on their head, and immersed most of their body in the bath, leaving only their head exposed.
"It's a little hot......" Nanke carefully paid attention to the wound on his shoulder, and adjusted the temperature slightly with the spiritual power of his body, but Nick was less afraid of the heat, and after entering the bath, his expression was very excited, and he looked left and right curiously.
"How so...... The bathhouse I saw in the Japanese manga, even if it wasn't a mixed bath, there was only a low wall between the men's and women's baths, and you could see the ...... there if you climbed up a little."
"So Spider-Man's abilities are going to be used by you for voyeurism!" Nanke complained, "Whether it's a Japanese comic, a Hong Kong comic or an American comic, there are a lot of unreliable places in it, you don't want to believe what you draw in the comics!" ”
Nick was saddened and disappointed that the Japanese bathhouse was not as beautiful as he had imagined, when a rough voice rang out at the entrance of the bathhouse.
"Get out of the way! Don't stand in the way of Lord Ben! ”
A strong man with heavy body hair and ukiyo-e tattoos on his back and shoulders walked in, even by European standards, his physique was definitely beyond ordinary people, but his appearance was not flattering, with eight-figure eyebrows, triangular eyes, a nose facing the sky, a sausage mouth, and an impertinent attitude, which frightened others to avoid it, and at a glance he knew that he was a gangster of the mixed society.
The tattooed gangster swaggered to the side of the bath, and someone quickly gave him a place, but he was not in a hurry to get into the water, but walked around in the eyes of everyone defiantly, showing off his strong body and the hanging thing around his waist far more than the actor.
The other Japanese swallowed their anger and took a toll on their self-confidence, and Nick put his body under water more often, not wanting to be compared to the other. (To be continued......)
PS: In the recent "Magic Carving" popularity voting list, [Wei Shou] [I seem to be 1] supports Qianxue, [Bury Someone] supports Sima Ling, [July Mai] supports Jade, [, Le Xiaoyao,] supports Wang Xueman, [Intex 103,000] [Ordinary Wind in the Sky] [Schwartz] all support Pepe, and Pepe is one vote away this month to catch up with Deserted Night & Zhuoyun to regain the third place.
[Non-contemptible people] have always supported Captain Zhao, and most of the monthly tickets given to Captain Zhao by the Genesis Book Friend [in the early morning] are also from the former's trumpet......
In terms of cameo characters in "I Am Talent", [Guo D Jelly] and [Twin Starry Sky Witch Princess] voted for Shu Sha respectively, making Shu Sha surpass Teacher Cress 23:22.