【379】 Male or female soup?

The porcelain clay golem is destroyed, Sima Ling is worried about creating a new "female" earth golem, and the reason why Li Lan and Principal Liu Qianpeng keep this secret is unknown, Nanke decides to complete the trial mission and leave Japan as soon as possible, so that he can go back to clean up the mess in Dongshan City.

Later in the day, Nanker was bored in his hotel room, so he wandered around Tokyo with Spider-Man Nick, and of course Chiyuki carried it with him.

In the past few days, I have asked for room service in my hotel room every day, and I have eaten several Japanese meals, and although Nanke thinks the taste is acceptable, he inevitably begins to miss the Chinese food of his hometown.

In fact, Japanese cuisine is polarized, with Hokkaido fresh fish and Kobe beef used in famous restaurants, which are naturally good and expensive, while rice is the cheapest rice in non-famous restaurants, vegetables are imported from China, and meat is from the United States, Australia, and Canada.

Many Chinese think that the moon is round in a foreign country, but the meat of the United States has clenbuterol, because it is legal to use clenbuterol in the United States, and the United States also forced Ben to recognize that clenbuterol is legal and has to buy it - this is the helplessness of having troops stationed in other countries on the soil.

Nanke and Nick walked side by side between the lights and wine, and Nanke said depressedly:

"I eat illegal clenbuterol in China, you eat legal clenbuterol in the United States, and now the two of us have come to Japan, and we are eating both legal and illegal clenbuterol in Japan...... Could it be that the two of us are in true love with Clenbuterol? ”

On the side of the street, there is a Chinese restaurant with carved beams and painted pillars and a red lacquered porch, and dozens of posters labeling "authentic" are posted on the outside of the restaurant. I'm going to take Chiyuki and Nick to eat Chinese food.

"Does the demon god also need to eat three meals a day?" Nick is curious about Chiyuki. "How did I hear that they are like goldfish and don't know hunger. If you feed too much, you'll die ......"

"You're the goldfish! Your whole family is goldfish! ”

Chiyuki lifted her polar bear slippers and stomped on Nick's foot, causing the latter to give a pained expression with a "wooh".

Due to the fact that the exorcist organization only accepts the [Remnant Ring] and does not accept the Emperor's Ring, the newcomers generally lack knowledge of the Demon God, and there are all kinds of strange rumors, and there are even rumors that the way the Emperor and the Ring Spirit make a covenant is the same as the way that the witch and the demon make a covenant, they are all to have sex with each other in a special ceremony.

The last rumor Nick had heard, but Chiyuki looked like a 10-year-old girl, and Nanke had been entertaining since he came to Japan. Nick eats people and is embarrassed to ask.

After two young men and a young girl sat down at the table, Nank asked the waiter to bring the menu as the host, but the waiter, although he had an Asian face, could not understand Nanke's Mandarin, and Nanke had to speak it again in English.

The waiter at the Chinese restaurant couldn't understand Chinese, and Nanke suddenly didn't have much hope for the "authentic" advertised by the other party, so he took the menu in his hand and flipped through it, and saw the flower chicken in the "special dishes" column.

"Huh? Is there a flower chicken? Nanke, who didn't have much hope, was quite surprised, "Let's have a flower chicken!" I have to let my foreign friends taste the essence of Chinese food......"

Although Nick wears a remnant ring and can understand the menu, understanding the meaning of the word does not mean that he can understand Chinese culture. The three words "called flower chicken" were understood by him as "the chicken eaten by beggars", and the name alone was definitely not as tall as "Peking duck" and could arouse the appetite.

Maybe it's just a strange name, but it tastes delicious, right? Nick thought to himself. I also ate a 'Virgin Chicken' (Tong Zi Chicken) dish at a Chinese restaurant in the United States, and I was really shocked when I first saw the name of the dish......

Of course, the three of them couldn't just order a dish called Hua Chicken, Nanke's eyes swept down the menu, and soon saw "Bandit Duck", "King Crab", and "Rogue Rabbit" behind the Hua Chicken......

"I'll it! I've heard of bandit ducks and king crabs, but what the hell is a hooligan rabbit? Isn't it just a spicy rabbit head when you look at the picture? With such a random name, believe it or not, South Korea's rogue rabbit protection association sues you for infringement! ”

After eating an inauthentic meal at an "authentic Chinese restaurant", Nanke, who wanted to show off the Chinese food culture, was very frustrated, but the American Nick was full of praise, Nanke felt that he had probably eaten too much clenbuterol in the United States, and now he has eaten the familiar clenbuterol in Japan, and tasted the taste of home.

"A hundred steps after a meal, you can live ninety-nine." Because Qin Qi, the first seat of the Senate, is Chinese, and has lived for more than 300 years, there are many people in the exorcist organization who believe in Chinese remedies and regard various Chinese health practices as treasures.

Qianxue wears slippers at her feet, and she quickly gets tired of walking on the street, and she doesn't like the curious glances that passers-by throw at her.

"There's an ice cream parlor here, I'm going to go in and eat ice cream." Qianxue stopped her steps and pointed to the crowded cold drink shop across the door and made a request.

"Still eating ice cream?" Nick felt that the demon god's appetite was unreasonable, "I saw you three times in the hotel, and two times you were eating ice cream, aren't you afraid of eating so much ice cream?" ”

Chiyuki narrowed her eyes, her ice-blue pupils staring at Nick as if she were looking at non-recyclable garbage.

"I'm an ice demon god, if I don't eat ice, do I have to eat carbon dioxide? I spent a total amount of money on ice cream, and I didn't let you have a treat, what do you care! ”

These words hit the nail on the head, and Nick shut up.

However, he turned his head and saw a Japanese-style bathhouse, with the words "men's bath" and "women's bath" written on the curtain at the door, which Nick finally knew meant by men's bath and women's bath.

"That...... Nank, I've heard that Japanese people regard bathing as a very important social activity, which is part of Japanese culture, why don't we go in and have some sightseeing? ”

Qianxue snorted, "Did you hear that there is a mixed bath in Japan before you want to go in for sightseeing?" Stop dreaming! Nowadays mixed bathing can only be found in very remote places! ”

"Yes...... Is it true? Nick immediately became sad, "Such a special Japanese culture, the Japanese actually ...... I don't know how to cherish it so much! If I had known, I wouldn't have looked forward to it......"

Seeing Qianxue and Nanke looking at him with contempt at the same time, Nick hurriedly defended: "I—I don't have to go to a mixed bath!" Nanke, will you come with me into the men's soup and take a bath? I heard that Japanese businessmen like to do business with people who bathe together because they think that a bare butt is enough to be a friend...... Let's go in and have fun, shall we? ”

Nanke didn't know if there were bathhouses in the United States, but Nanke, a bathhouse in China, had seen it a long time ago, and he didn't think there was anything new about Japanese bathhouses, so he just wanted to refuse, but the mobile phone rang, it was Sima Ling's call from Dongshan City.

"Sister Ling? Are you looking for something with me? ”

"Well, Xiao Nan, I'll tell you good news," Sima Ling on the other side of the phone was very interested, "Haven't you always had no confidence in your academic performance?" Now you don't have to worry, I have a way to make you skip the college entrance examination and be sent to college! ”

"Huh? Sister Ling, why do you bother? Nanke was surprised, "Now that the apocalyptic crisis has not been resolved, what is the use of me getting a guaranteed place?" And if you pay to help me through the back door, the conviction mark will increase because of this......"

"I didn't spend a penny," Sima Ling said, "I just tentatively called your principal Liu Qianpeng, and Liu Qianpeng thought that I was a teacher who asked for guilt, and was so frightened that he promised again and again that he would not treat you badly, and was willing to pay all the costs for your operation, and would do everything possible to provide convenience for you in the school, so that you could adapt to your new life, and of course, including escorting you to a good university......"

"Wait, wait!" Nank exclaimed, "What surgery?" What to adapt to a new life? Why did you make me feel like I was seriously injured in the act of righteousness, and I was escorted to college in order to show my appreciation! ”

"Hmph, anyway, you are in Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, or you have a direct relationship with the principal, Liu Qianpeng has no responsibility to shirk! I speculate from Liu Qianpeng's attitude that as long as you exaggerate the damage you have suffered, you will be able to gain more privileges in Dongshan No. 1 in the future and walk sideways in Dongshan No. 1! Even if you don't expect to be sent to college or something, there is a doomsday seal hidden under the playground of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, and it will be good for you to carry out protection work if you can pinch the principal's pigtails, right? ”

"That'...... That's true," Nanke knew that Sister Ling must be doing it for her own good, but she always felt that something was wrong, "but how can I exaggerate the damage I have suffered?" What does this have to do with surgery and a new life? ”

There was silence on the other side of the phone for a while with a bad omen, and Nan Ke felt that Sima Ling and Xia Chi seemed to be holding back their laughter.

"Xiao Nan, Liu Qianpeng seems to be afraid that we will sue him, so he whispered to me on the phone, I thought it was funny, so he deliberately scared him and said Xiao Nan, your amputated limb replantation surgery is not very successful, if the recovery is not good, you may have to completely cut off and do sex reassignment surgery......"

"Change...... Transgender your sister! Nanke shouted on the streets of Japan, but fortunately passers-by could not understand Chinese, "Sister Ling, why do you say this?" How bothered should I be if this gets out? ”

"Don't worry, Liu Qianpeng will do his best to block the news for himself." Sima Ling comforted, "Because the male version of the porcelain clay golem is too obscene, I feel that he is a threat to me and Xia Chi, so I plan to make a female version of the porcelain clay golem, if the female version of the porcelain clay golem is protected by the principal when she goes to school, the possibility of exposure will be greatly reduced, right?" It's a perfect solution for both worlds......"

"Where's the best of both worlds?" Nanke's voice became so angry that his voice became sharp, "Is this to make Liu Qianpeng simply misunderstand that I have undergone sex reassignment surgery, and then have to take more care of me and send me to college?" I exchanged my body as a boy for a college letter, isn't the price a little bigger! (To be continued......)