Chapter 953: The Wood Ghost

Across the street, the old beggar finally vomited.

He stood up, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said to the old locust tree in front of him, "I'm sorry, brother, I didn't get your feet dirty." ”

Tree:......

"Why don't you speak, you're really angry?"

"Don't blame me, the innkeeper threw me over. ”

When the old beggar saw that he didn't speak, he said, "You too, I vomit, don't you know how to dodge?"

"Hey, why don't you speak, then what do you say, how to solve this matter?"

A Taoist priest came from the east, and when he arrived at the door of the inn, he looked at the old beggar in surprise.

He turned around and asked the old monk standing at the door, "What's the matter with this person, has he fallen into evil?"

The old monk shook his head, "No, he's talking to the old locust tree, and this locust tree has become a fine man." ”

The Taoist priest was stunned, turned his head and looked at the locust tree seriously, "The ghost in the wood, it stands to reason that it is easy to become a refinement, but why can't I see it?"

The old monk took the opportunity to step forward, "That's because your eyes are not very good, how about it, let's take a pill, it will definitely make your eyes clear and your eyesight will be good." ”

The Taoist priest looked at him strangely, "I'm not sick, what kind of medicine do I take?"

"If you are sick and cured, if you are not sick and strengthen your body, how about two pills?" the old monk raised the medicine gourd and said enthusiastically.

The Taoist priest politely declined, "But I don't have any money, what should I do?"

"No money? The old monk said that he was going to turn around and go back.

"Hey, wait a minute", the Taoist priest grabbed the old monk, "although I don't have any money, I will soon be rich." ”

The old monk's footsteps immediately stopped, "There will be money soon, then you hurry up, I will also talk about the time when I take this medicine." ”

The Taoist priest smiled and touched his beard, "Don't worry, don't worry." ”

"Come", he pulled out a bamboo tube from behind him, which was full of bamboo sticks, and made a "sizzle" sound when shaken.

"I'll give you a hexagram, good fortune and misfortune, weddings and funerals, past and present lives, children and grandchildren prolonging their lives, talents and fortunes, everything can be counted. The Taoist priest shook the bamboo tube and looked at the old monk with a smile.

In view of the recent bad luck, the old monk really wants to count a hexagram, but the premise is, "You buy my medicine first", the old monk said.

He hasn't opened for a long time.

He has to support his family, he has to make ends meet, and his daughter-in-law eats a lot.

"You tell the hexagram first," the Taoist priest said, "You can buy the medicine only after you have calculated the hexagram." ”

"Buy medicine first, then tell the hexagram. ”

"Let's do the hexagram first. ”

The two of them fought at the door, attracting the leaf height inside.

"What's the noise?" he said lazily, his skin without a trace of blood was whiter in the sun, and it was a little sickly white.

"Hey, this brother, look at your bones, either you are haunted by evil or terminally ill, why don't you count a hexagram and calculate the good luck?" The Taoist priest immediately gave up the old monk and pasted it towards the leaf.

"Go, I'm haunted by evil! Ye Zigao said angrily.

He now hates others mentioning that he is sick, although he is really sick, but this illness is embarrassing, and he claims to be a saint of love.

"Tell you, my kidney... If there is something wrong with your body, I will kill you!quack!" Ye Zigao said a word to the old monk viciously, and turned back to the inn.

He was sweating profusely in the sun. Ye Zigao sighed, a man must have a good kidney, otherwise it is a pity that his jade tree is in the wind.

The Taoist priest who stayed behind did business to no avail, and looked at the old monk.

The old monk shook the medicine gourd, "That, do you still buy medicine?"

The Taoist priest shook the bamboo tube and asked instead of answering: "I think you should really count a hexagram to see if you will be slaughtered." ”

Ye Zigao's resentment and anger were not pretended.

"Excuse me," the old monk rolled his eyes.

"Your uncle, you're so tall, aren't you, I'm not going to vomit at your feet, you stand still and don't speak, what kind of tricks!"

Across the street, the old beggar burst into a series of angry shouts.

"I'm going to have to clean you up today!"

When the words fell, the old beggar kicked the old locust tree fiercely.

"Yo, you're quite tough!" the old beggar kicked again.

The Taoist priest frowned, "Could it be that this locust tree really has a tree spirit that I can't see?

Confused, he walked over to the old locust tree.

The old monk was also puzzled, thinking to himself that his medicine still had a bad brain reaction?

It was lively outside, and he didn't know it for the rest of his life, he was cleaning up five ghost grinding mung beans.

I have to say that the blind four ghosts are really good at work, hard-working, diligent, and grinding mung beans very finely.

Of course, it's also good to be supervised by the big ghost with eyes, and the four ghosts will be whipped if they are a little lazy.

"Damn, there's a traitor among us. The four ghosts leaned against the corner and panted.

"Rest, who will let the family have eyes. The second ghost said.

"People are not poor, what is wrong with eyes, and we are not allowed to talk about it. The three ghosts said angrily.

He suddenly thought, "Hey, does he mean that we are blind and deserve it?"

The other two ghosts agreed, and invariably slapped the two ghosts.

Ignoring them for the rest of his life, and while he was busy, Zhou Jiufeng came out of the lobby.

She came from the back kitchen, asked in the lobby, and Ye Zigao said that the rest of her life would be in the backyard.

"What's wrong with Ye Zigao, his face is pale, I almost thought he was dead. Zhou Jiufeng asked curiously.

She grabbed a strange cucumber that had been washed with well water, "clicked" it, and bit down halfway.

"The kidneys are deficient," Yu Sheng said.

"Cough", Zhou Jiufeng was almost choked, "Why is the kidney weak, the black girl is so powerful?"

"How do you speak?" the black girl appeared behind her and said coldly, startling Zhou Jiufeng.

"Haha", Zhou Jiufeng smiled awkwardly and hurriedly changed the topic, "Shopkeeper Yu, the Taoist priest you want to catch has run away." ”

"Ran away?" Yu Sheng stood up, "Did you send someone to catch it, this Taoist priest is not a good stubble." ”

"Sent, I'm just here to tell you. Zhou Jiufeng "clicked" a mouthful of cucumber again.

Perhaps she didn't find it enjoyable, so she picked up a tomato and ate the two together, "Well, it tastes good, it's sour and sour." ”

After nibbling on a cucumber, she picked up a few more watery beans.

She measured it for a long time, and when she saw that the rest of her life and Strange were busy, no one paid attention to her, and stuffed the beans into her mouth.

"Hey, what are you doing, why do you stuff everything in your mouth. Yu Sheng hurriedly stopped her.

These tender green beans came down from Dabei Mountain just now, not much, they were all sent over for the rest of their lives.

"Eat a little, don't be so stingy. Zhou Jiufeng chewed, "But this doesn't taste very good." ”

For Zhou Jiufeng, anything can be eaten raw.

"Nonsense, if it tastes good, there will be ghosts, this thing is poisonous when eaten raw. The rest of his life said angrily.

"What?!" Zhou Jiufeng was stunned, and then vomited "phew, phew".

"How do you get something poisonous. Zhou Jiufeng wiped his mouth and said.

"This thing is raw and poisonous, and when it's cooked, it's fine. Yu Sheng said.

He asked Zhou Jiufeng to help, went to the utility room next to him, and brought out a few large jars and cleaned them with water.

With a wave of his hand, the water in the jar was wiped out, and he repeated his old tricks, so that the beans and peppers that had been washed by the strange were all dry.

"What are you doing here?" Zhou Jiufeng asked curiously.

"Soak beans. Yu Sheng said.

When I was making soaked beans for the rest of my life, on the street outside, Pork Jiu came out with a big belly.

He was humming a little tune, and as soon as he came down the steps of the door, he saw the Taoist priest and the old beggar studying the locust tree.

Pork Jiu's footsteps stopped, "Okay, this murderer actually dares to come to town." ”

He muttered, quietly turning into the alley next to him.

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