Chapter 954: The mouth is like a river
The old beggar was angry at the person in front of him, and suddenly touched the clothes of a person next to him.
He turned around and saw a vague shadow in front of him, "Good fellow, you also brought a helper to tell you, I will not give in to you!"
The Taoist priest was stunned, and before he could figure out what the old beggar was talking about, the old beggar hit him with a fist.
"Hey, what are you hitting me for?" the Taoist priest grabbed his fist and shouted.
"Hmph, don't try to fool me, you're in the same league as him!" said the old beggar angrily.
The Taoist priest grabbed his hand and glanced at the old locust tree, "What a group, I'm just passing by..."
"Here, here", the Taoist priest was puzzled, and saw a group of villagers holding hoes and shovels, running towards him with a fierce momentum.
The old beggar also heard, "Ha, tell you, I'm not fighting alone!"
The Taoist priest ignored him, looked at this group of villagers in surprise, and suddenly saw the pork Jiuhou walking in front with a pig-killing knife in his hand.
He took a step back, broke free from the old beggar's bondage, and shouted, "Folks, folks, there's a misunderstanding here!"
"What a misunderstanding, don't listen to his nonsense, they are a group. The old beggar shouted blindly, and kicked the locust tree by the way.
Li Zheng was surprised and grabbed him: "What are you kicking the old locust tree for?"
"Old locust tree?" the old beggar was stunned for a moment, and then understood, he hurriedly acted as if nothing had happened, "Ahem, I practice iron legs." ”
Li Zheng didn't know why, and saw that the old beggar was leaving, and then hit the wall behind the locust tree.
"Hey, fake medicine hurts people. Li Zheng shook his head, then pushed away the crowd and came to the surrounded Taoist priest.
The Taoist priest was holding a handful of black beans in his hand at this time, and looked at everyone vigilantly, "Don't come here, I'm not welcome to come over again!"
"I've told you everything, it's a misunderstanding. The Taoist priest said.
The people were furious, and everyone was talking, and it was noisy for a while.
Li Zheng pressed it with his hand and motioned for him to say, "Misunderstanding?"
He pointed to Pork Nine, "Wasn't you the one who told him his fortune yesterday, and wasn't it you who sent five ghosts to take his life?"
The Taoist priest was prepared, and nodded when he heard this: "This is good, I did it." ”
"And what else do you have to say?" said Lizheng, as the people raised their hoes and shovels again, and shouted angrily.
Among them, Pork Nine is the most angry.
"Catch him!" Pork Jiuda shouted, carrying a pig-killing knife and taking two steps forward, but seeing that the people around him were moving slowly, he fell into a position, so he quietly retreated, and followed the villagers to gradually shrink the encirclement of the Taoist priest.
"Don't move, move again, you're welcome!" The Taoist priest shrank back, seeing that there was no way back, and scattered the black beans in his hand.
The villagers stopped, and after seeing the black beans fall to the ground, they turned into a person after a burst of "Teng".
These men were pitch black, like small round balls, with weapons in their hands, and they waited for the people.
The villagers have never seen this battle, and they were at a loss for a while, and confronted the monsters that these black beans had become.
The Taoist priest took a breath and said, "There is really a misunderstanding between us. ”
He pointed to Pork Jiu and asked Lizheng, "Has he always wanted a child?"
"Not bad," Rimasa nodded.
"Ah", the Taoist priest slapped his thigh, "I calculated for him, he was destined to have no children, but..."
The Taoist priest smiled "hehe", "If he is not there, he will have a son, so he must die." ”
When the Taoist priest said this, he sighed: "I didn't use this method, but seeing that he wanted a child so much, and because he was a citizen of the town, he had a good relationship with the shopkeeper of the inn, and he could be resurrected if he died, so he came up with such a way to fulfill his wish to have a child." ”
His tone raised again: "I also had good intentions when I sent five ghosts yesterday, you think, someone has to kill him." ”
Hearing the Taoist priest say this, the villagers whispered.
Pork Jiu also touched the back of his head, "Although it's a little wrong, why is it so convincing?"
Luckily, there are one or two smart ones in town.
Aunt Ma put down the rolling pin and said, "Then what do you mean by saying that money can solve the disaster for Lao Jiu?"
"That's right", the others shouted one after another, since you can only have a posthumous child when you die, why do you have to collect money to solve the disaster?
"This, this..."The Taoist priest was speechless for a while.
Seeing this, Li Zheng shouted: "Baozi, please bring your brother out, I have to clean up this Taoist priest today!"
"Okay", Baozi agreed, and ran into the inn with a puff of smoke.
When he stepped on the steps, his body was cold, which made Baozi shiver, and he stopped and looked around curiously.
"Strange, how can it be cold under the sun?" he wondered, and ran into the inn again.
In fact, the slight coolness that Baozi felt was that he passed through the body of the guillotine ghost.
Although the two did not touch, but when he rushed like this, the severed ghost's body couldn't help but stagger, and his body was unstable on the steps.
"Oops," he cried, and rolled to the bottom of the steps with his head grunting, leaving only a lonely neck.
"Ga?" The ghost who was looking for wine in the lobby happened to see this scene, and was first surprised, and then "Gack" laughed.
Ye Zigao, who was sitting next to him, was stunned when he saw her looking at the empty door outside and smiled, and hurriedly left.
His body is weak now, and if he is careless, the yin qi attacks his body, which is a serious illness.
"Hey, girl, help. Said the head of the guillotine who rolled down into the street.
He didn't listen to the command, groped his way up the steps, then tripped over the threshold and fell directly to the ground.
"You deserve it!" said the ghost outside, and then begged the ghost, "girl, help me to put my head on..."
Before he had finished speaking, the blind old beggar stepped on his head and groped his way to the door.
The old beggar breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank goodness I'm finally back." ”
As soon as the words fell, the old beggar tripped over the threshold, rolled down and pressed directly on the ghost's head.
"Quack", the ghost laughed more happily.
Let's talk about the locust tree.
Seeing that Li Zheng sent someone to invite Yu Sheng, the Taoist priest hurriedly said: "Everyone, I am not deceiving everyone, but his hexagram mentions that he must go through the catastrophe of nine deaths and a lifetime, and the way of heaven will give him a child, not necessarily death, as long as it is a catastrophe." ”
"I took that money to say that if he can trust me, I can help him deceive Heaven and create a catastrophe of life and death. Although he didn't believe it later, I was still merciful and ready to help him so that he would have children. "For the sake of his life, the Taoist priest's mouth is like a river.
"Really?" everyone looked at him.
That doesn't sound so wrong.
"Really", the Taoist priest looked at them with very sincere eyes.
"Uncle Nine was sucked last night, according to what you mean, he went through this catastrophe?" Yu Sheng said loudly as he stood on the steps. /6_6656/