ps. This book is never**, never**, never**! Important things to say three times.

There are many beautiful girls in this world, praising a woman for her beauty, and spending space to describe her character and charm does not mean that she will necessarily be the heroine's woman!

CHAPTER XXXI

In the evening, Hou Shida and Li Jiufeng stood at the door of Haidilao with rice candy and waited for all the employees of Liuer Company.

Three women and five men sat in a heap, and everyone chatted with each other, and the atmosphere seemed to be harmonious.

"Eight people, help us open a private room." Hou Shida walked into the store and called the waiter to come and arrange it.

Liu Xiaojing looked left and right, dragged the rice candy and asked mysteriously: "I said sugar candy, who is Hou Shida?" The second generation of officials, or the second generation of rich? You can start your own company at such a young age. ”

"Haha, nothing." Mi Tangtang has been getting along well with her during this time, waved his hand and said: "Hou Shida is just an ordinary family, and the money to start a company is earned by himself." It is said that he wrote a paper for the Computer Literature Report, and someone paid 100,000 yuan to buy out the copyright of the paper. ”

"Scared! 100,000 dollars for a dissertation! Liu Xiaojing smacked her lips and shook her head in disbelief. It's not that she doubts the truth of the matter, 100,000 yuan for a paper may be a little too expensive, but it's not that no one does it. If the paper is really well written, it is not surprising that someone buys out the copyright for the sake of the title.

She was surprised that Hou Shida was only a senior student, how could he write a paper of this level?

The group was led by the waiter and walked towards the private room. Walking to the vicinity of the private room area, suddenly a person with a drunken body and a slightly red face let out a "huh" and crossed the front of the crowd.

"Isn't this it, Hou Shida?" Zhou Qingshan didn't smile, stretched out his hand and put it on Hou Shida's shoulder, and said, "Rich? Such a generous place to eat. ”

Hou Shida sighed in his heart, and said in his heart that Haidilao is just a good job, you should be beautiful Jiangnan, bah, you should be Quanjude, Donglaishun?

"It's just a dinner for colleagues in the company, and the president of the weekly conference can come, so I don't think it's too expensive, right?"

Zhou Qingshan's eyes flashed a hint of strangeness, and he hugged Hou Shida's shoulders and laughed: "Hey, I remembered, it's the Six Ears Company, right?" I've heard that your office space is something that our student council can help you with. As the president of the student union, I would like to help the school express its support for the students' entrepreneurship! Come on, come on, you don't mind having me one more today, do you? ”

After Zhou Qingshan finished speaking, he pulled Hou Shida into the private room, not giving him a chance to say no at all.

After entering the private room, Zhou Qingshan actually took the lead in the opposite door, and took the initiative to beckon others to sit down around him.

Hou Shida frowned, at this time, he didn't know that Zhou Qingshan had already prepared today. It seems that after going back, I checked my own bottom and kept an eye on myself.

Zhou Qingshan smacked his lips, sat on the main seat and said with a smile: "Our meal hasn't come up yet, so I'll tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere." ”

"Wow, yes, I love to hear jokes!" I didn't expect that the most interesting thing was rice candy, but also, she usually has a big grin, and she will not have a cold face to anyone. She hasn't experienced a real wine table party a few times, so how do you know what materials these people in the student union are made of.

Zhou Qingshan stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, and his eyes rolled under the urging of Rice Candy, so he said: "I said that there is a kindergarten teacher who teaches children Hanyu Pinyin, and the first thing she did in class today was to test whether the children remembered what they learned yesterday, so she wrote these letters on the blackboard——"

When Zhou Qingshan said this, he read it in the pronunciation of English letters: "m, a, y, D, B, rice sugar candy, how do you say the Chinese pinyin of these letters should be pronounced?" ”

Rice Candy didn't think much about it, and subconsciously read: "Touch, Ah, Auntie, Of, Wave, ah!" ”

She said everything, and then she realized what she had said, and she couldn't help but blush. Li Jiufeng next to him saw that his girlfriend was being molested, and his eyes stood up, and he was about to have a seizure.

Who is Zhou Qingshan, can someone who can get mixed up with the president of the student union not see the situation? immediately smiled and said, "Just a joke on the wine table, don't mind!" I admit my mistake and punish myself! ”

As he spoke, he picked up his wine glass and drank it with a squeak. Looking at his happy appearance, what kind of punishment is this, maybe it will satisfy his alcohol addiction.

Li Jiufeng's family is also from a public environment, so he is not familiar with this set. I wanted to get angry, but I thought that Aoyama was the president of the student union this week, and he was in charge of the classroom applied for by the Six Ears Company. Besides, everyone admits their mistakes with wine, and if they entangle themselves, it seems that they are "a little" unreasonable. But of course, if you change to a college boy who hasn't graduated, you can just punch him when he encounters this situation.

But Li Jiufeng can't.

On one side, his girlfriend has been wronged, and on the other side is his brother's career. During this hesitant time, Zhou Qingshan even turned his wine glass upside down.

At this time, if you stretch out your hand and beat someone, things will be big.

"Hahahaha, that's a good joke!"

In the stall of some awkward silence during the banquet, someone laughed coldly. Everyone looked to the place where the voice came from, and they couldn't help but open their mouths wide.

It was no one else who clapped his hands and praised Zhou Qingshan's jokes, it turned out to be one of the only three women in the Six Ears Company, Liu Xiaojing.

I saw that she also smacked her lips as Zhou Qingshan smacked her lips, shook her head and said: "The student president is worthy of being the student president, this joke is told at a level and a level!" I also have a joke here, and I would like to ask the President of the Zhou Council to refer to it in detail. ”

"It is said that someone bought a green-haired king and released it from a scholar's house, but I am afraid that after this king is released, I will not be able to find the right master, what should I do? Hey, there you have it! He thought that this beast had a unique job, and that was to pee and divide the territory. If this body is sprinkled with urine by it, will it recognize itself when it becomes sperm in the future? ”

So the man poured a lot of water on the green-haired king, waiting for him to pee. But the left and the right couldn't come, and he was upset and irritable when he waited, so he sat on the turtle shell. The heart said that if you don't pee on me, then I can only pee on you, and the effect is estimated to be about the same. But I didn't want this turtle to be a male, and I didn't want to pee on him. But as soon as he heard that he was going to pee on himself, he bit his ass in a hurry and didn't let go! ”

"Oh, at this time, a monk happened to pass by and saw it, so he casually chanted a poem called: Biting the green mountains does not relax, and the roots are in the feces and urine. Bow to tears for your sister and mother, the 80,000-year-old turtle of the green-haired king! ”

"Y-Why are you scolding!"

Zhou Qingshan has nothing to take care of, his idea today is not to let the establishment of the Six Ears Company be comfortable. My identity is here, and I'm afraid that no one will give an excuse when it's time to get angry.

It's just that he did make a mistake today, that is, he miscalculated Liu Xiaojing's combat effectiveness. I saw Liu Xiaojing immediately slap the table and sneered.

"Hehe, even if the old lady wants to scold people, she won't scold you!"

Zhou Qingshan didn't react for a while, and after pondering for a while, he realized that she was saying that she was not human!

"Liu Xiaojing, you don't want to study in school, do you? Hou Shida, this is the quality of your employees in Liuer Company? ”

Hou Shida didn't want to get used to his stinky problem for a long time, Li Jiufeng took into account his feelings, of course he understood, but at this time, he had to stand up and vent his anger to his brother: "President Zhou can't afford to play, don't start this, all the employees of our company are good, you said that if you don't let people study, you won't let them read?" You're the head of your department! ”

After speaking, Hou Shida pointed to Liu Xiaojing with one hand, and he could see that the strongest combat power present was actually this girl who looked a little delicate.

"Liu Xiaojing, as the manager of Liu'er Company, I will give you a task now. President Zhou loves to joke so much, you must give him a good one! ”

"Hehe, President Zhou is letting me, I know." Liu Xiaojing actually stroked her hair amorous and said with a smile: "Is President Zhou's level comparable to me?" I usually don't know how many Japanese ** I've seen, can the level of this yellow joke be low? It's just that everyone knows, on this computer keyboard, what is behind the two letters? ”

The people present are all high-achieving students from the Department of Computer Science, even Zhou Qingshan is inseparable from the computer, and the keyboard has long been memorized.

What's behind this **? S. of course. B!

As soon as Liu Xiaojing said this, even Rice Candy was not shy, and everyone broke out into a burst of warm and lasting laughter.

In a group of people, only Zhou Qingshan did not laugh, he gritted his teeth and hated: "Liu Xiaojing, you are so good!" ”

"Of course I'm good!" Liu Xiaojing straightened her chest and said proudly: "It's better than you telling yellow jokes in front of women!" You think you're awesome? In the name of the president of the student union, he will regard himself as the president of the country? I'll tell you what you are! ”

Liu Xiaojing took a deep breath, pointed at Zhou Qingshan, who was already a little earth-colored, with one hand, and roared out with a crackle.

"People like you are just a waste of air when you are alive, a waste of land when you die, and a waste of RMB when you are half dead! You are an incomplete evolutionary organism, an alien with a mutated gene, a murderer with a clogged septic tank, a chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang, a superindividual who lives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with rotting vitality, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, a raw material for the repeated destruction of the universe, the keyboard you have touched can't even live as an amoeba protozoa, the saliva you spew out is a hundred times deadlier than SARS, as long as you look up, the ozone layer will break a hole and even throw it into the solar system. ”

Zhou Qingshan was scolded by Liu Xiaojing and lost his mind, shook his body with a pale face, leaned on the table and muttered: "Vixen, Liu Xiaojing, you are an unqualified shrew, I don't know ...... same as you."

Liu Xiaojing spat a mouthful of saliva, pointed to the door of the private room and snorted coldly: "Get out, how far your thoughts are, you can get as far as you can for me!" ”

Looking at a room full of people gloating, Zhou Qingshan felt indescribably aggrieved. This is really, why did I regret for the first time today that I stepped into this door and had to come to eat this meal.

With endless remorse and shame, he stood up and rushed out of the private room as fast as he could.