Chapter 2 Roommates Are Stars
Putting aside the embarrassing things just now, Yang Yushan's face was flushed at this time, and the flying spatula in his hand "clanged" like an ancient swordsman clashes. What had happened so far had not slowed him down, and a man and woman were sitting on the sofa in the living room chatting about him, and it was clear from the laughter that it was a mockery of him.
If he had been tempered, he would have gone up to argue a long time ago, but he didn't have the slightest idea of going up to argue!
At this time, he was in a very good mood, why?
Because the two people who are discussing are absolute idols in his heart! One is Lee Hyori, the queen who is known as the "national goblin", and the other is the national name mc Yoo Dashen, who has brought him countless laughs!
When he was still "Yang Yushan" himself, Lee Hyori was the goddess in his heart, and in countless sleeps, he would have 18 forbidden things with the queen, even if he had to wash the sheets every morning. Lang Shuang's character in the variety show is enough to move any man's position, and his squinting eyes make him haunted by his dreams for an unknown amount of time!
Not pretentious, real man! No, it's a real woman. Among Korean female idols, she is the first person Yang Yushan has ever seen who dares to face the audience without makeup, and she is also the first person to wash her face as "rudely" as a man!
As far away from China, he can only find everything about Lee Hyori from the Internet, her MV, songs, and appearances in variety shows all the time, which affect his nerves all the time. There are moments when he wants to make a plane to go to unfamiliar South Korea, and he wants to go up to Lee Hyo-ri and tell her, "I'm your big fan, I've liked you for a long time." But the gap in reality shattered his various illusions, and later it was rumored that Queen Lee Hyori was going to get married, Yang Yushan wanted to fly to South Korea countless times and kicked the male singer who was not as handsome as a beggar on the street to the ground, just by you? Also worthy of the queen??
The other person on the sofa also left a strong mark in Yang Yushan's heart, in the Chinese variety show, the program born to please the audience made him extremely disgusted, and all kinds of hype topics made the entire entertainment industry miserable. When he saw a Korean variety show for the first time, Yang Yushan was full of reverence for one of them. Liu Zaishi, a simple name, is a man with a lower appearance than ordinary.
"Grasshopper", an entertainer who looks funny.
For Yang Yushan, who is under the influence of Huaxia Entertainment, there are "funny artists" specially established for variety shows, which is unimaginable to him!
There is no idol baggage, just to bring smiles to the audience, more than ten years of forbearance, in the Korean Wave that is gradually spreading around the world, "funny artists" are surging like dragons, maybe you don't know how many girl groups there are in South Korea, maybe you can't understand Korean songs, but in TV shows, "funny artists" dominate one side!
Among them, the most famous is the "grasshopper" Liu Zaishi, his domination of language makes many audiences laugh, he is a "poisonous tongue", a "dancing king", and an "electric hip shaking motor". His connections are extremely broad in the entertainment industry, although he thinks he is very "affectionate" for every artist on his show. But it's also an aspect of his unique charisma.
Although he didn't know what the situation was now, even if it was a dream, he wanted to wake up later, and he wished he could see an idol with his own eyes for a little longer.
"Yikes! Are you making instant noodles again? Lee Hyori's coquettish anger came.
Yang Yushan's body shook a little, this feeling, really, really comfortable!!
"Where? I'm making shredded pork with fish flavor!! ”
"Fish? Do we have fish in our fridge? In Shioba, you bought fish? Li Xiaoli didn't understand the dish in Yang Yushan's mouth.
Liu Zaishi next to him lowered his eyes and joked with a smile: "Where do I have time to buy fish, I think you bought it, right?" ”
"Mo, I just went home just now, where do I have time to go to the seafood market, besides, I can't even pay the rent, where do I get the spare money to buy fish!"
The two heads looked at Xiao Yushan, who was cooking, and then looked at each other, and their eyes communicated.
"Xiao Yushan bought fish?"
"He can make fish?"
After opening the rice cooker and looking at the rice, Yang Yushan took out the plate and put up the fish-flavored shredded pork, turned his head and shouted: "The rice is ready, ready to eat!" ”
When the two artists heard the sound of good food, they got up from the sofa together, and the two scrambled to the dining table, and the powerful Li Xiaoli directly pressed Liu Zaishi's head on the sofa, eating fish is good for women, what are you fighting for "grasshoppers"!
After washing their hands, the three of them sat at the dining table, and Lee Hyo-ri and Yoo Jae-seok looked at a dish on the table in front of them like children, where is the fish?
"Xiao Yushan, bring the fish over quickly, Nuna hasn't eaten meat for a long time!"
Liu Zaishi, who was already hungry for a long time, didn't say a word, stretched out his chopsticks to put the dishes on the plate on the table into the bowl, and when the fish-flavored shredded meat accompanied by rice entered his mouth, Liu Zaishi's eyes, which were already big, almost didn't burst out, and his tongue almost swallowed it! Without a trace, he looked at Li Xiaoli who was sitting next to him, and Li Xiaoli was still waiting for Yang Yu, who was serving her rice, to serve fish.
Bringing Li Xiaoli and his own rice to the table, Yang Yushan asked curiously, "What fish?" I didn't say I was making fish, did I? ”
"Mo? Didn't you just say there were fish? Are you playing with you Nuna? ”
"I'm talking about fish-flavored shredded pork, no fish! It was a dish in Huaxia. Yang Yushan shook his head and explained.
"Ahem, ahem!!" Liu Zaishi, who had already eaten half of the dishes, was choked, but he didn't even have the idea of drinking water, and directly forcibly swallowed the rice in his throat.
Li Xiaoli also noticed the abnormality, he really hadn't seen it in Shi Ouba's appearance, he looked at the only half dish left on the plate, and couldn't help but be curious, the food cooked by Xiao Yushan in the past was average, could it be that there was something in it today?
Watching Liu Zaishi's chopsticks wheel fly, he was not dignified as an elder at all, and Li Xiaoli unceremoniously put a chopstick into his mouth that seemed to have meat, "!! ”
"Huh!"
The explosion on the tip of his tongue made Li Xiaoli agitate his throat, recalling the abnormality in Shi Oba just now, and directly snatched the bowl in Liu Zaishi's hand and scolded angrily: "Oba, you have eaten so much!" ”
Life is passable, it all depends on acting skills!
As a "funny artist", Liu Zaishi was not embarrassed at all, but took away his job, "Ah, how can I say that I am your brother, and the elders are not allowed to shout when they are eating!" ”
"Mo??"
The annoyed Li Xiaoli directly pulled the fish-flavored shredded meat closer to his arms, and looked at Liu Zaishi like a thief, "Xiaoyu and I haven't eaten it yet!" Do you want us to go hungry? ”
Liu Zaishi licked his lips and replied seriously: "Filial piety! Brother will have to catch up with the announcement later, what if he doesn't have a full stomach? There's no gimbap in the fridge yet, so you can eat it later! ”
Lee Hyo-ri encouraged his cheeks to chew rapidly, and looked at Yoo Jae-seok with the eyes of looking at the enemy. Yang Yushan, who was holding chopsticks next to him, watched his idol become a life and death enemy for a dish, and couldn't help crying and laughing, and Sister Xiaoli, you look like a cute hamster when you eat!
"That, in fact, there are vegetables in the pot, and I fried the amount of three people."
Brush!
Brush!
The object of class hatred has become Yang Yushan.
The two yelled at him in unison: "Then why don't you go to Sheng quickly!" ”