Chapter 1: Queen Hyori
"Yu shirt, hurry up and get up and cook for me, Nuna has been busy all day!!"
The crisp and pleasant voice sounded from Yang Yushan's ears, this kind of coquettish female voice made his ears soft, no matter how sleepy he was at this time, there was no woman's voice to make him vibrate!
With a vague voice, Yang Yushan asked at the place where the voice came from, "Who?" ”
"Mo? You're impatient, aren't you? I don't even know who you Nuna is? ”
"Shoulder"!
The door was pushed open.
A figure appeared next to Yang Yushan, who couldn't open his eyes at this time, and his great sense of smell made Yang Yushan take the lead in smelling a faint aroma, not the familiar instant noodle fragrance, nor the cream fragrance in the cake room, it seems, probably? Is it the aroma of the ** that walks past him on a hot summer day??
His eyelids were finally moved by this thing that he didn't know if it was a hallucination or a dream, and when he opened his eyes, Yang Yushan paid attention to the woman standing in front of his bed.
The familiar face, with the squinting eyes like a fox smile, is enough to make any man's heart flutter, and the slightly bronzed skin fills the woman with a healthy atmosphere. Yang Yushan's pupils dilated instantly, rolled up from the bed with a swish, leaned against the wall that made him feel a little at ease, his chest was still shaking violently, and he pointed at the woman and stammered: "Lee, Lee, Lee Hyori???? ”
"Mo? You even pointed at you Nuna in plain language?? ”
"Nu, Nuna??"
Yang Yushan felt that he was either crazy, or he was still asleep.
"Yes, I'm sleeping, I'm still sleeping, I didn't expect Lee Hyori to run into my dream, isn't it??"
Li Xiaoli, who was a little angry, looked at Yang Yushan's stupid smile that began to become **, and couldn't help but guess in his heart, should this kid be??
In the blink of an eye, Lee Hyo-ri only felt that a figure had appeared in front of her, and a pair of hands had climbed up to her ......
"Ahhhhh!!!h
"Smack!"
The scorching pain made Yang Yushan completely blinded, "The best in my dream is so strong, it didn't wake me up, it seems that my dream is quite real!" ”
In a dream**? A hint of blush appeared on Li Xiaoli's face, this was the first time Xiao Yushan called her that. But! This kind of behavior of his can be! Be! Very! Strict! Heavy! Target!!
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, let go of ......"
Lee Hyo-ri grabbed Yang Yushan's ear, who did that to her, and switched a few channels fiercely.
The pain again made Yang Yushan feel a little sober, "I...... I...... Am I speaking Korean? How can I speak Korean??? ”
Fluent Korean came out of his mouth, and his throat stirred, and he spoke the language he was familiar with: "Where am I?" ”
Li Xiaoli heard Yang Yushan's question, and through self-study, she only understood one of them, that is, "I" in Huaxia.
"I'm in pain." This is what Lee Hyo-ri thinks he knows.
Putting her fingers down from Yang Yushan's ears, Li Xiaoli saw Yang Yushan's ears that had become red, and she directly covered her mouth and snickered when she laughed, at this time she was as innocent as a little girl.
Yang Yushan rubbed his miserable ears, looked at the woman who was snickering in front of him and couldn't help but become demented again, but this time there was no ** just now, only a trace of turbulent obsession. "Nu, Nuna? Are you Lee Hyo-ri?? ”
"Humph!"
Lee Hyo-ri turned his head like a child.
"This, isn't this a dream? Are you really Lee Hyo-ri? It's just that you, you seem to be getting younger? ”
“???”
Peng!
Li Xiao, who was furious again, used his small fist to hit Yang Yushan's head, "Listen to what you mean, Nuna is very old?? ”
understands Lee Hyori on the Internet, Yang Yushan knows that Lee Hyori is very violent! She's a true queen!!
Yang Yushan, who had recovered his nature, immediately nodded and replied like a servant: "No, no, Nuna, you are the youngest and most beautiful, if you don't look at your ID card, I thought you were an eighteen-year-old girl!" ”
“???”
Peng!
The iron fist was placed on Yang Yushan's head again.
"Where is Nuna like eighteen? It should be seventeen! ”
Yang Yushan couldn't cry or laugh, you can fight this! He muttered, "You're thirty-six years old, what are you pretending to be seventeen!" ”
Li Xiaoli, who was sharp-eared, heard Yang Yu's unconvinced muttering, and unexpectedly, the iron fist was installed again!
The farce slowly ended, the tiredness on Lee Hyori's face began to show, she was busy with the announcement all night, today she was a great blow, she was exhausted and returned to the apartment early to rest, and, licking her wounds like a lone wolf.
"Okay, don't make a fuss, Nuna forgive you for what you did just now, in order to compensate, you have to cook me a good meal, Nuna hasn't eaten all night."
"Hey!"
Is the Queen's request a request? That's an order for him who is a fan of iron!!
No matter what the situation is now, whether it's a dream or a prank, what appears in front of me is indeed a living Lee Hyo-ri! Yang Yushan's brain made up a dubbing: "Ding! Capture a piece of sexy queen Lee Hyo-ri! ”
Click!
The sound of the key twisting came from outside the door, "I'll come back and pull!" ”
Li Xiaoli heard the voice and immediately turned around and walked out of Yang Yushan's room, "Oba, are you coming back?" Later, Xiao Yushan will cook for us, you can take a rest. ”
"Oh? Is it? That's great, I'm already hungry! ”
The sound of laughter made Yang Yushan feel a little unhappy in his heart, what is the situation? Lee Hyori's ugly music singer husband? So what am I? Her cousin? Or a third party? Is it possible? Yang Yushan's evil thoughts have flown to the galaxy.
Why is the man's voice so familiar? With a hint of obscenity, and a little "funny"?
Thinking back, Yang Yushan put his thoughts on him, what is his situation now? When the floor-to-ceiling mirror on the wall projected him, Yang Yushan couldn't help but burst out with a foul mouth: "! What's the situation? ”
Not to mention a kawaii pajamas, he has had non-mainstream long hair for several years! The man in the mirror has a big mouth at this time, and the hair on his head that can't be shorter is extremely conspicuous, this is not himself at all, and it is not right, the person in the mirror is himself, and it is not right, maybe, it seems, probably, his soul is possessed? The "he" in the mirror looks like a little white face, but isn't it, Yang Yushan dares to swear that his skin has never been! It's never been whiter than a woman's!
Could it be that I have become Lee Hyori's "favor"? Indeed, even this appearance is probably a beautiful man who attracts bees and butterflies! ”
Reaching out to pull away his pajamas, Yang Yushan looked at his underneath, well, yes, it's quite material!
"Xiao Yushan, hurry up and cook for Nuna!!" Li Xiaoli's voice full of ** sounded again, but when Li Xiaoli saw Yang Yushan pulling his pants and looking at his lower body, a trace of blush appeared on his face again, this little guy!!
"Ah, Xiao Yushan hasn't woken up yet?"
The male voice who entered the door just now came out behind Li Xiaoli, and a grasshopper-like head was exposed, "Mo, Xiaoyu shirt, you ......"
The man looked at Yang Yushan's actions with tears and laughter, although several people have been ** for a long time, but Xiao Yushan's appearance is really, "Hahahahaha......"
Yang Yushan put down his hand in embarrassment, looked at the comer, and a familiar face appeared in front of him.
Liu ...... Liu Jae-seok?? ”