Chapter 125: Hooligans are hard to be

A black suit, an apricot-yellow shirt, a blood-red tie, brown leather shoes that can be wiped to see the figure of a person, and a pair of toad glasses that can cover most of the face.

Ma Han was so virtuous, and he pulled his legs to stop Yang Congcong, who was walking towards his dormitory.

"Yang Congcong, there is something I have to talk to you about."

Ma Han looked up with his face, he was only one meter six tall, and he was okay when he usually wore high heels, but now he was standing in front of Yang Congcong in a pair of men's leather shoes, looking so obscene.

Ma Han originally thought that he was going to give Yang Congcong a dismissal, but after making a nightclub last night, Ma Han instantly felt that he was a character, a great big man, from now on, who would dare to bare his teeth, that is, he would be uncomfortable with himself.

But because of the disadvantage of height, when he looked up at Yang Congcong, Ma Han couldn't help but show his timidity, although his voice was very high, he was obviously lacking in confidence, and his voice was like an old man who had a stroke, and he didn't even have any urine at all.

"Oh, isn't this Ma Han? You're arching out of an eggplant field, aren't you? How did you become this virtuous character? You look like a hooligan! Yang Congcong laughed, and stretched out his hand to pick Ma Han's toad mirror.

"You fucking be serious with Lao Tzu," Ma Han shook off Yang Congcong's hand with his teeth and claws, "What do you mean by a bit like a hooligan, Lao Tzu is a hooligan, a big hooligan, and then the fucking hippie smile with Lao Tzu is no big or small, beware of those minions under Lao Tzu's hands who turn their faces with you." ”

Ma Han raised his head up again, and said proudly: "I'm not afraid to scare you, those minions under Lao Tzu's hands are a top hateful stubble, and they are vicious when they clean up women." ”

Yang Congcong wanted to cooperate with Ma Han, she clamped her arms, crossed her hands and hugged them in front of her chest, trying her best to show that kind of sincere and frightened eyes, but when she looked at Ma Han, she couldn't hold back her laughter, and snorted Ma Han with thick phlegm on her face.

"This is really not bad for me," Yang Congcong looked at Ma Han, who was wiping his face with his hands, and said, "Even if you are a man or a woman, my heart is confused, and I heard that you are a hooligan, or a big hooligan, which really makes the old lady laugh." ”

Ma Han stiffened his neck and shouted: "Damn, it's not like you haven't seen it yet, what kind of big eggs are you putting here with Lao Tzu, do you want Lao Tzu to take it out and let you see it again?" ”

"Don't bother, the old lady really watched it that night," Yang Congcong stretched out his hand to stop Ma Han, "There is no way to connect your body with the pimple below, when you see that pimple, you also know that you are a male, but as soon as you put on your clothes, it is not like that at all." ”

At this time, it is the peak of getting off work late, although most of the employees of Neon Company have the habit of working overtime late, but there are still people in and out, far away, people's eyes are staring at Ma Han's body, first looking at it, and after walking over, I can't help but turn my head to look.

Everyone's face was full of surprise.

"Do you see people's expressions? What they are surprised about is not whether you are a hooligan or not, but the skin on your body, Ma Han, this skin on you, why do you look so fucking like a two-tailed son? ”

Ma Han's face was full of shame, and he jumped up and shouted: "Lao Tzu is a hooligan, a big hooligan, an old hooligan, a stinky hooligan." ”

Xiaoqing walked over, looked at Yang Congcong and said, "Congcong, who is this guy?" I'm choking on something, jumping and yelling here like a jumping monkey. ”

Yang Congcong grabbed Xiaoqing, pointed at Ma Han and said, "Take a closer look, who is standing here." ”

Xiaoqing's face almost touched Ma Han's face, and then involuntarily took a few steps back, screaming, "Damn, isn't this Ma Han?" How did you get it like this? Far away, I thought it was a circus clown. ”

Xiaoqing smiled evilly at Yang Congcong, and his voice raised an octave: "Take a look when you walk in, damn, it turns out to be a two-tailed man." ”

Yang Congcong frowned and said to Xiaoqing: "Xiaoqing, don't you dare to talk nonsense, Ma Han is shaking now, he has become a hooligan, and he is still the kind of big hooligan with a group of younger brothers behind his ass." ”

"Really? Then I'll have to take a closer look. ”

Xiaoqing approached Ma Han again, took off his toad glasses, opened his mouth and looked at it, and exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, it's really alas, this mouth has worm teeth, and eighty percent of them chew nipples all day long, and this alone has the potential to be a little hooligan." ”

Ma Han stretched out his slap and slammed it back and forth, and shouted viciously: "Xiaoqing, if you talk nonsense again, Lao Tzu will kill you." ”

Xiao Qing jumped to the side neatly, pretending to be scared and said to Yang Congcong: "Congcong, I have to withdraw quickly, this thing is going crazy if he wants to be a hooligan, in case he bites me, I have to go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine." ”

Xiaoqing ran away with a grin, walked out of the distance, and suddenly turned his head and shouted to Yang Congcong: "Congcong, you should also withdraw quickly, Lai Hao is more bitten than hurting his eyes." ”

Yang Congcong beckoned to Xiaoqing, then turned around and said to Ma Han with a serious face: "Look, this is not me alone, I don't even have any potential, I dare to brag that I am a hooligan, you are just telling me, if you are heard by a real hooligan, you must not be killed, other hooligans can't afford to lose that person with you." ”

was ridiculed by Yang Congcong and Xiaoqing, Ma Han's heart was in a mess, and he actually had a lot of emotions in vain: It seems that this hooligan is not so easy to do.

Yang Congcong looked at Ma Han carefully, sighed and said: "Alas, if you really want to be a hooligan, you can only be reborn from the inside out, so let's go to the sauna first to steam yourself, and then completely scrape the toad skin on your body, otherwise it will be useless to smash it again." ”

Yang Congcong shook off Ma Han's clothes and continued: "This outfit is okay, but wearing your body is considered blind, you see, this shoulder head is drooping, and it is still a hooligan, Xiao Qisan is almost the same, here, you have to get some dog and donkey hair or something." ”

Yang Congcong fiddled for a while, and finally lost his patience, sighed heavily and said: "Your foundation is too bad, you have been sent to the dog country, if you want to make you a decent hooligan, at least you have to pull your eight-generation ancestors back to the furnace completely." ”

A gust of wind blew into the corridor along the gate, Yang Congcong's body suddenly stirred, she shrank back, and said impatiently: "Count the ball, the old lady won't delay your work with you here, just like you bear, the gods can't give you a trick." ”

Looking at Yang Congcong's distant back, Ma Han was full of sadness and was depressed, when the mobile phone suddenly rang manically, and the voice coming out of the phone was even more manic than the ringtone:

"Ma Han, what the did you do? Is there a little bit of urine? Lao Tzu is asking you to play hooligan, why are you fucking fooled by two pussies into that bear? Do you still want to mess with Lao Tzu? ”

Ma Han looked around in a panic, but did not find Yang Yu's shadow, and became more and more panicked in his heart: Grandma's, this Yang Yu is fucking hooked, where did he see his every move?

On the one hand, Ma Han was worried that Yang Yu would abandon him, and on the other hand, he was also hating himself in his heart, at that moment, Ma Han's heart was born with a kind of iron-blooded tragedy, he was a man, a hooligan, he had to bring Hua Qing down.

He gritted his teeth and moved closer to Yang Congcong's side step by step, a pair of evil claws were already approaching Yang Congcong's back.

Ma Han's heart was completely controlled by evil.