Chapter 124: Such a Big Spectrum
Ma Han took the button, coughed vigorously twice, which was considered to give himself courage, and then hooked his head and walked into the nightclub step by step.
Ma Han walked as fast as an old turtle, his legs shook like soft noodles, and after only two steps, he made a face of sweat, spread his palms and looked at the buttons, encouraged himself, and began to walk forward with difficulty.
Walking to a place about five meters away from Xiaojian, Ma Han stood still, drooping his head, his right index finger in his mouth, and his body swaying from side to side.
"Hehe, isn't that Ma Han? What's the matter, I'm here to send Mimi with our brother Jian again. Huang Mao screamed at Ma Han with a sharp voice.
"What's for Mimi? Do you kid speak human words? The girl in the green cheongsam glared at Huang Mao dissatisfied.
Xiaojian was still tired of the girl in the red dress beside him as if nothing had happened.
"I'm here to invite Big Brother Xiaojian." Ma Han lowered his head and muttered, his voice completely drowned out in the hustle and bustle of the nightclub.
"What the are you fart? Can you be louder? The red-haired terrier shouted at Ma Han with his neck raised.
"Mu Wanjin, Mu always wants to invite the eldest brother out for a while." Although Ma Han's voice was a little louder, it was still drowned out by the noise of the nightclub.
"Isn't your fucking ass hurting, you can't make a fucking movement when you fart, you fucking stand there and play pantomime with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu kicks you to death." Huang Mao's shouting became louder.
"Mu Wanjin, Mr. Mu always invites Brother Xiaojian to go out for a while." Ma Han choked and shouted.
"Oh, who the fuck is so big, and let our brother Jian go outside, you go and ask him, did he fucking forget to take his medicine when he went out." Redfur yelled.
Ma Han obediently turned around and was about to walk back, when the crooked melon poked his head out of the door and shouted at him anxiously: "Lingzi, Lingzi." ”
Ma Han spread out his palms again, looked carefully at the button in his hand, turned back to the little sword and shouted, "I still have Lingzi here." ”
Xiao Jian, who was playing happily with the girls, heard this, raised his head curiously, and shouted at Ma Han: "Oh, I haven't seen you for a while, Ma Han, this kid is so big, he has a order, Huang Mao, you take it and let the eldest brother look at it, and see what kind of bird this Lingzi is." ”
Huang Mao walked into Ma Han and broke his hand when he went up, Ma Han held it tightly, saying that he would not let go of anything.
"Huang Mao, don't break it, we can't afford to pay for it, let Ma Han take it himself." Little Sword commanded.
Ma walked up to Xiao Jian tremblingly, held the button with both hands, and handed it to Xiao Jian, Xiao Jian pinched the button with his fingers, raised it high, and asked the red dress beside him: "Look, what does this thing look like?" ”
The red dress shook her head.
Xiaojian asked the green cheongsam again: "What do you see?" ”
The green cheongsam said, "It's like a copper coin." ”
Huang Mao smiled evilly and said, "Son, are your eyes still in Brother Jian's crotch, do you have such copper coins?" This is clearly an earring. ”
"What earrings, this is clearly a button, don't you see? There are four more eyes on it. Redfur argued.
Xiao Jian held the button, leaned on the ear of the green cheongsam and whispered: "This is what you women make under it, you try to be suitable or not, if it is suitable, you will wear it in the future, so that Lao Tzu will wear a leather hat again." ”
The green cheongsam pushed the little sword and said shyly: "Brother Jian, you are so bad." ”
Xiaojian glared and shouted: "Lao Tzu is not joking with you, Lao Tzu is serious." ”
The monkey didn't know when he came over, and suddenly grabbed the button in the hand of the green cheongsam, and a fierce light appeared in his eyes, and the green cheongsam was frightened, covering his ears and running away.
The red dress got up from the sofa in a panic, looked at the monkey timidly, and fled with her ears covered like a green cheongsam.
The monkey yelled at Huang Mao and Red Mao again, "You two should hurry up and get out of the way." ”
Huang Mao and Red Mao didn't say a word, turned around and left.
The monkey pointed to the stunned little sword sitting on the sofa and shouted, "You stand up for Lao Tzu." ”
Xiaojian jumped up like a spring, looked at the monkey timidly and said, "Big brother, what's wrong with you?" ”
"What's wrong? Xiaojian, this time you are in big trouble, I'm afraid the gods won't be able to save you. ”
The monkey glanced at Ma Han silently, Ma Han dodged to the side in amusement, and the monkey lay on Xiao Jian's ear and muttered to Xiao Jian in a low voice.
Ma Han saw that Xiao Jian's legs were shaking, and the liquid flowing out of the crotch of his pants flowed down the trouser legs to the surface of his feet, and when the monkey finished speaking, Xiao Jian was already paralyzed on the ground.
The monkey ignored the little sword, turned around and walked towards Ma Han, bowed respectfully to Ma Han, returned the buckle to Ma Han with both hands, and hurried away without saying anything.
Xiaojian lay on the ground and desperately shouted at the monkey's back, "Big brother, what should I do? ”
"I don't know." The monkey didn't reply, just shouted coldly.
Xiaojian raised his head and looked at Ma Han, pulling his hands like a drowning man, and shouted hysterically: "Big brother, you have to save me." ”
Ma Han thought he was calling the monkey, stretched out his head and touched the distance, the monkey had long since disappeared, Ma Han turned his head again, and looked at the little sword fixedly.
"Brother Ma Han, you must save your little brother." Little Sword screamed miserably again.
Ma Han was completely stunned, this guy, did he take the wrong medicine, why did he call himself big brother?
"What do you call me?" Ma Han asked ignorantly.
Xiao Jian thought that Ma Han was dissatisfied with his title, so he hurriedly changed his words, and his voice became even more sad: "Uncle Ma Han, just spare me, I was wrong." ”
"What did you do wrong?"
Ma Han said this, he didn't mean to question at all, he just couldn't understand, why this guy was suddenly so soft, begging for mercy and admitting his mistakes, it couldn't be that he really took the black chicken and white phoenix pill by mistake, right?
"I shouldn't have blasphemed your woman." Xiao Jian's attitude was extremely sincere, he went through the movie in his mind, and felt that there was no trouble between him and Mu Wanjin, and the only thing he could think of now was to offend Ma Han on Xiang Li's issue.
"Blasphemy? In the matter between you and Xiang Li, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to use a word like blasphemy. Ma Han was a little annoyed, not only because Xiaojian had taken over Xiang Li, but he felt that it was too funny and scoundrel for a stinky rascal to use such a crepe word.
Xiao Jian was aggrieved, he hadn't even touched Xiang Li's little hand, at best, it could only be regarded as covetous, not even blasphemy, but now Ma Han is unrelenting, so he has to find a way to deal with it.
"I was wrong, I was very wrong, I shouldn't have been blind and excited for a while as soon as I saw my sister-in-law."
"For a while? Oh, you're quite aggrieved, right, what's the matter, you're still planning to live in it for the rest of your life? ”
Ma Han tilted his head and shouted, and the word irritated him for a while.
Xiao Jian was about to explain, but Ma Han saw Split Jujube standing at the door and waved at him vigorously, and quickly interrupted him: "If you have anything to say, let's go and talk to the boss at the door." ”
Xiaojian's body was as soft as noodles, and he struggled for a while and didn't get up, so he had to stretch out his hand to Ma Han for help: "Brother Ma Han, can you pull the little brother?" ”
Xiaojian's body was really lying on Ma Han's shoulder, and he walked out step by step, Xiaojian was big, Ma Han's body was thin, along the way, Ma Han was pressed to grin, just arrived at the door, Ma Han really couldn't stand it, his body staggered, Xiaojian's whole body fell to the ground, and he made a dog eat.
Xiaojian lay on the ground and asked tremblingly, "May I ask which one is Master Mu?" ”
Seeing Xiaojian's appearance of a water dog, Wu Tao came to his senses, and said proudly: "With your virtue, you still want to trouble Mu Ye's driver, you can look down on yourself too much." ”
"The little one doesn't dare, the little one is just a little hooligan, how dare he work for Master Mu's big ride." Xiao Jian said as he kowtowed to the people who came one by one.
Wu Tao pointed to Xiaojian's head and asked angrily, "Have you thought about it?" How do you untie the knot between you and Ma Han? ”
Xiao Jian raised his head, looked at Ma Han, and said, "I figured it out, from now on, I will never dare to covet Ma Han's eldest brother's woman again." ”
Ma Han jumped up and screamed: "Xiaojian, what the are you thinking, you have ruined Xiang Li into rags, what's the matter, are you going to give it back to me?" ”
"So what do you say?" Xiao Jian said with a sad face.
Yang Yu persuaded: "That's it, just let Xiaojian be Ma Han's junior brother." ”
Xiaojian turned to Ma Han, knocked his head on the ground, and shouted: "From now on, I will only follow the head of Brother Ma Han." ”