Chapter 593: Zhang Lang's Lecture
When a few people spoke, their voices were full of emotion.
It's much taller than when I read the text in Chinese class.
If these boys speak so sharply when they usually take Chinese classes, then their usual composition scores will not be so low.
That's right, whether it's Fei'er, the plane, and the second fat man.
When a few people usually go to class, their Chinese scores are not very good.
It can even be said that it is quite poor.
Several people's essays, out of the full score of 60 in high school, are at most 30 or 40 points.
Of course, in the composition, it is understandable to take forty points.
But what doesn't make people understand is that these kids usually have very sharp mouths and are very good at talking.
But at the critical moment, when I came to write an essay, this aura was gone.
Even, even the most basic way of writing "crested head, pork belly, leopard tail" cannot be written.
It's a very sad thing.
is obviously talented, but there is something in his stomach.
But when it came the moment of truth.
If you really want to do it, you can't do it.
What a sorrow it is.
Doesn't this mean that even if you really understand something, but you don't know how to express it, you are still a loser.
However, this is sad, but at least there is something to be learned.
That is, no matter how hard they are hit, these children will still come to learn the language.
I still write an essay for you according to the Chinese teacher's request.
As for the reason for the low score, several people have never resented the teacher because of their own talent.
Saying that the teacher can't teach or something like that.
In essence, a few people are actually not bad.
It's just that, as a boy, or rather, as a man, it's normal to have certain thoughts or impulses in certain aspects.
Zhang Lang can also understand.
After all, he's also a boy.
But even if he understood, he wouldn't really give He Qing's phone to these kids.
Maybe as a man, he will have that kind of mind.
That is, the more beautiful and good things are, the less you want to share them with others.
It has been said that men are born collectors.
That's true.
However, men are not collectors, they like to collect beautiful women at best.
But there is a big difference with collectors.
That is, collectors still like to take out their collections and share with others how precious their collections are, how valuable they are, how old they are, and so on.
But as a man, I definitely won't share my collection of beautiful women and the like.
If it weren't for that, there wouldn't be so many canaries in the world.
Yes, the reason for the formation of canaries, if it weren't for the fact that men like to hide good things, then this would not have happened.
Of course, Zhang Lang admits that as a man, who doesn't want to be the man who raises canaries?
So, these two aspects sound very contradictory, but if you think about it, they are not really contradictory.
It's just a relationship between one who is willing to fight and the other who is willing to suffer.
Of course, not everyone can raise a canary, and not everyone has the opportunity to be lucky enough to adopt one.
"Brothers, it's not like you don't know, I'm not that kind of person." Zhang Lang righteously refused the requests of several people.
And Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat men glanced at each other, and suddenly changed their words and said.
"Of course we know Brother Zhang, you're not that kind of person."
"Yes, we have always admired Brother Zhang, but Brother Zhang himself doesn't know."
"That's right, Brother Zhang, you are righteous, and you are chivalrous and courageous, of course you won't do dirty things."
"Actually, I want to know more about how you got this goddess than on the phone."
"That's right, please, Brother Zhang."
"A few of us want to know about this, it's just anxious."
Zhang Lang listened to the words of the six and seven people, and smiled in his heart.
I don't usually see a few of you so attentive to Lao Tzu.
After a beautiful woman came out now, she suddenly fell in love with Lao Tzu.
When Zhang Lang was in class at Pingcheng No. 1 Middle School before, he had never met these people who were attentive.
That's good.
A few people, it can be said that they are well-deserved.
treats himself a hundred times more attentively than his legendary girlfriend.
There is a good saying, nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief.
And now, it can be said that it happens to be a tearing war between a few superb roommates in 617.
That's enough.
"It's not that I don't teach you." Zhang Lang took a sip of iced tea.
"Yes, yes, then, Brother Zhang, are you going to teach us?" The second fat man smirked happily.
Although Zhang Lang said that they are not really people in a small group.
But no matter what, they are always members of the same school, a class, and at the same time, a dormitory member.
What's more, now they can be said to have made enough gestures.
"I said, second fat man, look at you." Zhang Lang took a sip of tea and began to use his uncle's posture.
There is no way, whoever called these people had to go up his tree before.
As the so-called gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, and the revenge of a righteous gentleman is immediate.
Zhang Lang has never had the habit of taking revenge overnight.
"Even if I teach you two fat, can you learn it?" Zhang Lang looked at Long Aotian, who was shamelessly leaning over his face.
"With your nature, you look up and look up, and no one else can look at your neck; You look down, you can't see your feet......"
Zhang Lang found that after he followed his cousin, he had a feeling of "poisonous tongue".
That's right, the so-called "poisonous tongue" does not mean something like "poisonous snake", but that your mouth is very poisonous.
Now I find that Zhang Lang is very poisonous, and now when he speaks, he can say a person without dirty words, which feels really good.
"I said two fat people, if you are embarrassed to come out and bring the girl, then it is better to learn to make instant noodles with me." Zhang Lang said, mercilessly.
"......" The second fat man, Long Aotian, opened his mouth and couldn't say anything.
After listening to Zhang Lang's words, he suddenly discovered that this may be the reason why he has not been able to find a girlfriend.
It's nothing else, as the girl who pursued said, you're gentle, but I'm not worthy of you or anything like that.
It's because I'm fat!
But when did it become a sin to be fat?
Maybe being fat is not a sin, but from Zhang Lang's words, the second fat man suddenly realized that if he wants to find a girlfriend, just with his current body shape, it is undoubtedly a fool's dream.
So, after listening to Zhang Lang's words, the second fat man went to squat in the corner of the wall to count the ants.
It seems that he may be a little injured, but it is more like he is under the Bodhi tree, and he has come to an enlightenment.
"Uh, Brother Zhang, what about me? Let's see if I can inherit your sister's mantle? Phil said with some expectation.
"Huh." Zhang Lang pursed his lips, "You ......"
"Well, am I hopeful?" Fei'er felt that she was the most outstanding one among several people, and it stands to reason that if she had no hope, then the other two must also be hopeless.
"You're no better than two fat people." Zhang Lang sneered, "Look at you, with this obscene temperament, if you talk to other beauties, other beauties may think that you are a criminal, if you are embarrassed to come out and take a girl, then it is better to learn kimchi from me." ”
"Ah, this ...... In vain, he knew he was wrong. After speaking, Fei'er also found a corner, like Long Aotian, squatted on the ground and counted ants, reminiscing about the past and thinking about the comers.
"......" Sun Nanhang took a deep breath and also walked to the front.
Zhang Lang took a sip of iced tea and waited for Sun Nanhang to speak.
Now he is like a master of love.
However, this is not the case.
He's just very good at theory.
When you talk to others, you can indeed say one, two, three, four, five.
It's not because he's very experienced in love.
It's because, under the guidance of his cousin Angel, Zhang Lang read a lot of books in this area.
Such as "How to Become a Heartthrob", "Top 10 Things You Should Pay Attention to When Dating", "Innocent Man Serial Invincible Killer" and the like are all for the sake of survival.
It's a pity that Zhang Lang found that he might be too pure.
Although there is a theory, it has never been used.
If it weren't for the compulsion of life today, Zhang Lang would have to "soak" He Qing in his hands, I believe that today's broken theories, as well as external theories, Zhang Lang would definitely not use this.
"Brother Zhang, you say, do you teach me how to make instant noodles or kimchi?" Sun Nanhang asked cautiously.
"Poof......" Zhang Lang almost squirted out with a mouthful of water.
, this product is the best, why didn't I think that this product would say such a thing.
Yes, when I criticized the second fat man and Fei'er just now, it seems that this is what I said, so the plane will listen to it.
Zhang Lang thought so.
"Actually, you can still be saved, but let me just say that my sister has experienced, isn't it ......?"
"Brother Zhang, this is the two hundred I just withdrew from the bank." The plane pulled out two brand new ones from his pocket.
Just brought it up to your sister!
Of course, Zhang Lang knew that this was privately hidden by the plane.
But he didn't say it, two hundred yuan, finally arrived.
At that moment, Zhang Lang started his own lecture, and Fei'er, Airplane, and the two fat men listened carefully.
"Yes, that's right...... If we want to be a perfect man, we should show grace and cultivation everywhere, and inadvertently show understanding and care for girls from the perspective of the other party......"
Zhang Lang said while drinking water, and the three best roommates didn't know where to start taking out the pen.
"Alright, that's all for today." Zhang Lang coughed.
"Brother Zhang is mighty!"
"Brother Zhang, I love you."
"I'm your brainchild."
Zhang Lang's sister theory has benefited several people a lot.
Of course, this is all nonsense based on the content of the books Zhang Lang has read before, if the three of them know, will they kill him?
"Brother Zhang, look!"