"I don't want to go to school, I don't want to go to school, I don't want to go to school......"

In the early morning of the next day, in the old house in the east of the city, Nanke was wearing only a pair of underwear on the bed in room No. 1, turning from left to right and from right to left, with the standard action of a bear child lying on the bed.

Due to the insomnia caused by sleeping last afternoon, the frequent toilet in the middle of the night attracted the attention of Jade in room No. 4 opposite, Jade kindly came to accompany the bed, but it made Nanke even more unable to sleep, and physically wanted to have a hair with Jade and felt that Jade should not be used as a venting tool, and had to guard against [lust' sin lines], in short, the rest effect was very bad.

Jade felt that Nanke's bed in the morning was also partly responsible, and just as she was wondering if she could let Nanke take a leave of absence, Qianxue pushed the door open with a toothbrush in her mouth and walked in.

"Lysenmore singing?" Qianxue found that she couldn't speak well while holding the toothbrush, so she took out the toothbrush, and said with toothpaste foam on the corner of her mouth, "What kind of bed?" Isn't it early to go to court from now on? Don't forget that there is a doomsday seal buried under the playground of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, this is the task given to you by the exorcist organization, and you go to Dongshan No. 1 Middle School to go to work instead of school! ”

"It's unreasonable!" Sleepy, Nanke covered his face with a pillow to shield himself from the sun, "I have to go to work at the age of 17, and I am illegally using child labor!" ”

"As long as you are 16 years old, you will be considered an adult by the Exorcist Organization," Qianxue reminded as she walked over and kicked Nanke's bed foot with her slippers, not looking at her small strength, she actually kicked very hard, and followed the rhythm of kicking the bed and said:

"Hurry up~ get up~ get up! Dead ~ lazy ~ ghost! What about the promise at the dinner table yesterday that you want to protect everyone? Again~No~Get up~Bed~Just~Use~Ice~Needle~Poke~Die~You! ”

The silver-haired little Lori's language and movements, quite a rap rap rhythm, if she is willing to enter the entertainment park. Then China's pop music scene can be saved. There seems to be no drawback, except that Wang Fengfeng was once again robbed of the headlines.

It seems that Qianxue has recorded a similar "Concerto for Wake People Up". Sold to Lolita on the Internet as a special alarm clock ringtone,The alarm clock words are even more unbearable than now,It's all "waste、Perverted,Lazy pig" and other personal attack words,It turned out to be very popular,Many people are looking forward to the alarm clock ringing in the morning,Send out a "dead waste stinky perverted big lazy pig still can't get up" such a Lori scolding,So start an energetic day。

Qianxue provided Nanke with a free morning call service this time, but Nanke still didn't get up. The jade next to her still had a distressed expression on Nanke's face, and Qianxue couldn't help frowning her little brows, and said in a sharp voice:

"Mr. Ke, as long as you go to school, Jade will come with you at night!"

"Why, why should I ......" Jade was caught off guard, and didn't understand how Qianxue could see that the two of them didn't "come together" last night, and Nanke was worthy of his youthful puberty after hearing this, and jumped out of bed with a bone.

"Quick, get dressed!" Jade immediately took Nanke's pants, her face flushed, not because Nanke was wearing too little in front of Qianxue. Instead, he didn't expect Nanke to overcome his bed dependence in order to have a fight with him at night.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, when Nanke and Jade come to a shot, they need Qianxue's approval. This thing is quite strange, it is equivalent to Zhuge Liang even intervening when Liu Bei sleeps with that concubine.

[No Responsibility Brain Theater: The Secret History of Shu Han]

Zhuge Liang (shaking a feather fan): "Lord, you have been to Mrs. Mi a little too much recently, and a little less to Mrs. Gan, pay attention to balance!" ”

Zhang Fei: "That's right! Big brother hasn't been coming to me lately! Taoyuan Sanjie clearly said that there are blessings to share, there are difficulties together, and life is the same and death is the same tomb......"

Liu Bei: "You're not the Taoyuan Three Knots, it's the Taoyuan Collective Wedding!" You look like the black whirlwind Li Kui, if you want to sleep with me, you have to be like Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong! ”

Zhang Fei (seems to have discovered something): "Big brother, Li Kui is from the Song Dynasty, and we are now the Han Dynasty, have you been taken away by the traverser?" It's hard to do now! I heard that if you want to drive away the traverser, you must use the demon exorcism method left by Zuo Ci, first tie up the eldest brother, and then I and the second brother will take turns to have sex with him......"

Second Brother Guan (blushing): "In order to drive away the demons, I had to do this!" ”

So Liu Bei was dragged down by the righteous brothers, and the uncle of Shu Han issued a tragic cry for help: "The military adviser save me!" Yun Mei save me! I don't want to eat bananas......"

[According to expert research, Shu Han was ahead of the United States in 1800 and declared same-sex marriage legal, but the later lord Liu Chan did not adhere to the basic national policy of building a foundation, which finally led to the demise of Shu Han]

Nanke himself got up late, in order to avoid Nanke being late, Xia Chi used the microwave oven to help Nanke heat breakfast bread, and Jade helped Nanke get dressed, because Nanke was not very awake after jumping out of bed because he didn't eat and had low blood sugar, so Jade once asked Nanke to stand in front of the sink without moving, and even washed his face and brushed his teeth for him.

"Mr. Ke, you are treated like an emperor!" There is more than one sink in the bathroom, and Qianxue brushes her teeth side by side with Nank in front of the lower (children's) sink, and she has a lot of complaints about Jade taking care of her.

"Jade, you haven't talked about a boyfriend in your previous life, have you? Being too nice to your boyfriend will only make him pay less and less attention to you, and the right thing to do is to leave him and make him feel like he will lose you at any time. ”

"Huh? Did you talk about a boyfriend in your previous life? Nanke was also embarrassed by Jade's care, he went out to eat after brushing his teeth, and broke up with Qianxue, "You and the Xia Chi sisters have experience with boyfriends?" ”

"That's not true," Qianxue replied without the slightest shame, "My sister and I were tortured and killed 99 times by the first generation of the Dark Demon God, that is, the previous life of the Wild Night, and after finally escaping, we patronized to increase our strength and hide our traces, but I have never eaten pork and have always seen pigs run, right?" ”

"Deserted Night's previous life was really quite a ghost," Nanke commented, "Now that he is such a gentleman, it seems that he has not been affected by his previous life at all, which is really a miracle!" ”

After breakfast, Nanke continued to be depressed because the blood went to the stomach, in order to avoid him being alone on the way to school, Qianxue volunteered to accompany Nanke, she took a car on the road and let "Little Nange" sit in the back seat passenger seat, and she sat in the passenger seat to show the driver the way, much to the taxi driver's surprise.

"Huh? Little girl, are you 10 years old? Why do you look like a sister? ”

"Psychosis." Qianxue said casually, her words have the meaning of sarcastic drivers who don't drive well and only care about small talk.

"Huh?" The driver couldn't imagine that such a little girl would scold herself so directly, thinking that she had heard it wrong.

"Psycho just had a sedative," Qianxue swept her gaze behind her, "If you don't want him to have a seizure in your taxi, just drive as fast as you can." ”

The driver saw that Nanke was indeed very unenergetic from the rearview mirror, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, quickly shut up and stopped chatting, and rushed to the gate of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School as fast as he could, so that Nanke avoided the fate of being bound to be late.

Nanke put Qianxue in the ring, and walked to the school gate with his schoolbag on his shoulder, the doorman smiled at Nanke as kindly as ever, and the principal Liu Qianpeng also happened to patrol the neighborhood, he raised his eyes to see Nanke, and was so surprised that he almost threw the kidney 6 in his hand to the ground.

"Nanke? You...... You're coming to school? Has the body recovered in such a short period of time? (To be continued......)