[395] Vertical middle finger
Liu Qianpeng looked at Nanke's eyes with both fear and sympathy, and more of a weak heart, after all, it was he who recklessly grabbed the knife and caused the porcelain clay golem to cut off his little jj, he heard from Sima Ling that Nanke's operation was not very successful, but he didn't know how "unsuccessful" Nanke was.
Nanke was sleep-deprived and sluggish, and instead of immediately associating the matter of the porcelain clay golem with himself, he replied casually: "I also want to continue to rest at home, but no!" If I don't come to school, how can I be worthy of my parents? ”
This is mainly to say that if Dongshan No. 1 Middle School guards the doomsday seal, he failed his father and mother who disappeared in order to save the world, but Liu Qianpeng would be wrong, feeling that Nanke implied that he had lost his fertility, "There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater".
So Liu Qianpeng's hand holding Kidney 6 trembled, and he asked tremblingly: "Nanke, you won't hold a grudge...... Hate the headmaster, right? I didn't mean to, it was a mistake, and I've been reviewing myself...... You are so calm now, it really reassures me! ”
"Mr. Ke, Liu Qianpeng is talking about the porcelain clay golem." Chiyuki reminded Nanke in the ring, and Nanke suddenly realized, and after thinking for a while, he replied:
"Headmaster, what happened in the corridor on the third floor is a misunderstanding! It's a complete misunderstanding! Actually, I didn't lack any parts on my body, and what was cut off was useless......"
"Useless thing!?" Liu Qianpeng was shocked, "That thing can't be said to be useless no matter what, right?" Do you mean it's useless now? ”
"No, no, no, I'm functioning pretty well now," Nanke said, waving his hand. "Hearing is false, seeing is believing. Why don't you wait a little while and the principal and I go to the men's restroom to have a trumpet together. Naturally, I knew that I didn't have any problems. ”
This is the best way for Nanke to come up with "self-proof of innocence", but Liu Qianpeng thinks that Nanke will not recover within a few days, and now he is so happy to urinate side by side with himself, maybe he wants to take out the murder weapon that has been prepared before he takes out the dick, and takes revenge.
"No, I don't have to...... Nanke, you say you're fine, I believe you're fine, not only that. I keep your affairs strictly confidential, everyone thinks that you fell in the corridor and took a leave of absence to rest, if there are any rumors against you, I will go out and clarify it as soon as possible! ”
Liu Qianpeng retreated as he spoke, secretly vowing in his heart to spend money to install a metal detector device at the school gate, so that Nanke would not bring a knife to school and rush to the faculty office one day to castrate himself.
Seeing Liu Qianpeng running fast with the magic power of "knocking down Batman in three seconds", Nanke couldn't scream, but turned his head and found that Wang Xueman walked towards him, a little old-fashioned carrying a backpack. His eyes were filled with concern and concern, and there was a slight resentment that Nank didn't trust him.
"Nanke-san, you're finally coming to school? It scared the hell out of me. If Ah Lan hadn't told me that it was only your bugging device that was cut off, I would have thought you had really become a eunuch......
"Bugging?" Nan Ke was stunned for a moment, but quickly guessed that this was Li Lan's confusing statement, because there were only three witnesses in total, Liu Qianpeng, Li Lan and Wang Xueman, Li Lan helped Nan Ke get rid of Wang Xueman, which really saved Nan Ke a lot of trouble.
"Oh, you know it's a bugger! This bugging device is a test subject, and it is used to bug and video the bad guys in the bathhouse......"
"Can you still video!?" Wang Xueman was quite shocked, but she thought about it carefully, such a large simulation JJ could not only have a recording function, maybe it could really collect video, but how to make the "camera" aimed at the subject, which Wang Xueman couldn't imagine, and always felt that the scene seemed to be quite bad......
The class of the second (3) class of high school is no different from the past, and even Sun Xiaogui, a sworn friend, thinks that Nanke took sick leave because of a fall, and does not think about it.
"By the way, Nanke, what's the matter with you? I wanted to visit you with a new book from the Comic Con, but Miss Sima said that it was inconvenient for you to meet guests...... Isn't it just a fall? How did it look like major surgery? ”
Nanke was inspired and replied: "Actually, when I went to the hospital to treat my leg injury, I had a circumcision by the way, and I couldn't read the book after that kind of surgery." ”
"Huh?" Sun Xiaogui immediately became curious, "Really? Let me take a look when I go to the toilet later? What was that kind of surgery like? ”
Now is a special moment, since Liu Qianpeng is unwilling to "see is believing", then simply let Sun Xiaogui "see is believing", anyway, in the past, the two of them urinated side by side while pointing out the Spring and Autumn Period, and it is always good to have one more witness.
As a result, the two went to the toilet after class, and Sun Xiaogui stared at it and was disappointed.
"What, it doesn't seem to be any different from before! And the principal said that you fell in the hallway and broke your jaw, not your thigh at all, right? ”
Nanke's face did not change: "The fall injury has been transferred!" In addition, you can't see the doorway because you are clumsy, anyway, my future wife can understand it. ”
After coming back to school this time, Nanke has been waiting for Li Lan's reaction, after all, he claimed to have superpowers in front of her, and he was also cut off in front of her.
Sure enough, after the big recess and the radio exercises, Li Lan took the initiative to come to Nanke and started a conversation with him in a secluded place behind the boiler room.
"You...... You're immortal, aren't you? Li Lan hesitated, and her voice was equally hesitant, but Nanke's request made Nanke startled, and she took out a fruit knife from her pocket, held it in her hands and said, "Then let me stab it myself, and I'll see if you can recover ......"
"Wait! Now it's a little inconvenient! Nanke took a step back and shouted, "I'm a real person now, not a porcelain ...... In short, my superpowers are cyclical, and now I have the ability of ice and fire, not regeneration! You show me! ”
After making sure that there was no one on the left and right, Nanke raised his fists to chest height, and then slowly raised his middle finger to Li Lan......
The insulting gesture made Li Lan's face change drastically, and she was about to attack, but Nan Ke made the ice and fire rings on the middle fingers of both hands visible, and released falling snowflakes and fierce flames from the tips of her middle fingers.
Nanke didn't mean to give the middle finger on purpose, who let the Ice and Fire Sisters sign a contract with their fingers not the place?
After Li Lan transformed, she was equivalent to a nine-star ability, and she didn't pay attention to this little skill of carving insects at all, but in order to behave like an ordinary female high school student, she had to pretend to be shocked against her will, and the fruit knife also let go and fell to the ground, and her acting skills were not very good, and she trembled:
"You...... Do you really have superpowers? Who are you? Will you hurt me? (To be continued......)