Chapter 001: The Anchored Military Master
"Tianbao, you're fat."
When the master said this, Fang Tianbao was walking out of the detention center, and his mouth was still full of burps.
"It's only been two months, how fat can you be? Master, you are really, I told you, dinner starts here at half past nine, why did you come at seven o'clock? Fang Tianbao was holding a large pile of things in his hand. Toothpaste, toothbrushes, basins, face towels, and sausages from inmates. He took a cigarette in his mouth and nodded at the armed police at the door. The armed policeman laughed, and when he saw that there was no one around, he suddenly jumped down from the sentry box and helped him light a cigarette.
"Stinky boy, addicted to eating national food?" Master Lu kicked him. This kick, neither light nor heavy, belongs to the category of "beating is kissing, scolding is love".
"Master, it's actually quite fun inside. My buddy on the top bunk turned out to be an old Chinese medicine doctor. In the past few days, he has been giving me massage. Oh, by the way, and Sister Wu's black chicken and ginseng soup, that's just ......"
Sister Wu that Fang Tianbao said is the only female prison guard in this prison. She is twenty-eight years old, with a full chest and a round buttocks. In the summer, when she wore a short-sleeved police uniform and swayed inside the high wall, one of the two buttons on it was always bursting.
"Who is Sister Wu?" Master Lu was a little puzzled.
"Oh, Sister Wu is my ideological instructor, she is very good, and her ass is round. Master, it's the type you like. ”
"Stinky boy, the master told you, do I like that......?" The master wanted to give Fang Tianbao a sweep of long legs, but who expected, Fang Tianbao rolled over on his side and dodged away.
"Hey, that's good, I've been squatting for two months, and my waist is strong."
"That's not it, here, there are many opportunities for actual combat, and the waist board is not strong, so it is easy for people to go through the back door......"
"What does it mean to go through the back door?" The master asked.
"Oh, going through the back door is going through the back door, have you ever heard Jay Chou's "Chrysanthemum Terrace"?"
"I haven't heard of it...... "The more the master listened, the more confused he became. He didn't bother to entangle Tianbao with the matter of "going through the back door" anymore. Anyway, there are few healthy words that come out of Tianbao's mouth.
The master took Fang Tianbao's things and sat down in the car, which was about to leave.
"Master, it's such a long way, why are you still driving our Porsche......" Fang Tianbao said "Porsche", which is actually a human-powered tricycle. Fang's mother is a cleaner, and the unit specially allotted her a tricycle, and the back of the tricycle is written "Keep food clean".
"Tempo...... Wait for me ......" As soon as the Porsche started, a beautiful sister wearing a prison guard uniform ran out of the detention center. She shouted, dragging two large strings of sugar gourds in her hand.
"Sister Wu, what's wrong?" Fang Tianbao saw that her face was flushed, and she looked like she was menstruating, and hurriedly motioned to the master to stop.
"Bastard, go today, and don't squeak with my sister in advance, are you ......?" knew that Fang Tianbao was leaving today. Sister Wu deliberately put on makeup. She has red lips, light eyebrows and eyes, and a face like a peach blossom.
Fang Tianbao turned sideways and saw that the top two buttons of Sister Wu had actually exploded at the same time. A touch of snow-white scenery, the picture is poor and the dagger is in general, presented in front of Fang Tianbao's master and apprentice. The master was old, and when he saw Xue Bai, his expression was slightly embarrassed. So, he coughed lightly.
"Sister Wu, today, it's so hot......" Fang Tian said this, reminding her to buckle her buttons. Sister Wu looked down at her full chest and smiled. She slowly fastened the second button, and then twisted Fang Tianbao's arm violently.
"Nasty, you're necrotic......"
Fang Tianbao lowered his head and endured the sharp pain in his arm. A gust of wind blew, and he smelled the seductive jasmine fragrance on Sister Wu's body, and suddenly felt an inexplicable restlessness. Master Lu couldn't bear to see such an ambiguous scene, turned his head over, and lit a cigarette.
"This is my master, surnamed Lu, called Uncle Lu."
"Hello Uncle Lu!" Sister Wu smiled and handed Master Lu a string of sugar gourds.
"Oh, thanks, no, I have this." Master Lu pretended to be smoking.
"Take it, uncle, in the future, Tianbao will have to be disciplined by you......" Sister Wu said this, as if Fang Tianbao was her.
"Okay, Sister Wu, if there's nothing to do, then I'll go first. Master, if someone gives you a sugar gourd, you can take it, politely, it's all a family......"
When Fang Tianbao said "It's all family", Sister Wu twisted his arm again. After twisting her arm, she also quietly handed Fang Tianbao a small note. On a small slip of paper, a string of numbers was written.
"Bank password?" Fang Tianbao asked her.
"Secret your size, above is my QQ, below is my birthday number......"
"Well, I just like Sister Wu...... 's birthday number...... "Fang Tianbao's sentence is broken, don't talk about Sister Wu, even Master Lu can hear it."
"Nasty!" Sister Wu screwed Fang Tianbao. Then, with lightning speed, she stole the bell and covered Fang Tianbao's face with a meat poke.
After the poke, she twisted the pair of talking asses and shook the two full breasts and went back.
"Wu... Sister ......" Fang Tianbao looked at Sister Wu's charming figure, opened his mouth wide, and was stunned for three seconds.
"Okay, don't Sister Wu, Sister Wu. I see that you have been poisoned too deeply, and there is no cure. Master Lu punched him and activated him again.
With a fragrant kiss from Sister Wu and a trace of nostalgia for the brothers in the detention center, Fang Tianbao took the master's Porsche and left.
The Blue Mountains Detention Center is located in a mountainous area. Surrounded by mountains, there are only a few pathetic, Red Army uncles who can walk in and out of the mountains. Out of the detention center, Fang Tianbao's master and apprentice had to pedal on a tricycle for a long time before they could reach the national highway. On the national highway, they can take a fellow Liuzhou Wuling home.
The mountain road is winding and rugged, either uphill or downhill. Because the road is very narrow, sometimes, if you walk on a tricycle on the mountainside, if you encounter a large truck, there is no place to avoid.
Just when the master and apprentice turned a sharp turn to go downhill. Suddenly, an Audi Q7 car, parked on a mountain road, blocked their way.
"Tianbao, go and see, is it ...... anchor?" Master Lu braked the car and put his foot on the tricycle faucet. He took a puff of his cigarette and stared at the Audi Q7 with burning eyes.
That's right, it's still a military plate.
"Master, don't look at it. It's not the car that breaks down, it's the people in the car who are breaking down. The military master in the car is breaking down and entering the port. ”
"Bastard, how do you know?" The master knew that Fang Tianbao's dog couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth. What kind of "anchoring", "entering the port", as soon as it reached his mouth, it immediately changed its taste.
"The car is moving, master, don't you see it? Take a closer look, is it the kind of movement that is nine shallow and one deep......? Hearing Fang Tianbao say this, Master Lu really felt that it was the same thing.
"Damn, open a military card, come to this wilderness, and do this lack of virtue. Damn it, I lost the face of our troops......" Master Lu angrily flicked off the cigarette butt in his hand.
"Master, do you want me to smash a stone over and scare him into the Yang family?" The Yang family general in Fang Tianbao's mouth, Master Lu knew what it meant.
"More is better than less. They shook them, and we walked our ......"
"No, master. Usually, when I am on the road, I see two earth dogs playing there69, and I can't help but smash stones. ”
"Let's go, dog bites rat." As soon as Master Lu finished speaking, he only heard a "bang" slamming the door. A big man in a military uniform got out of an Audi. That's right, when he came out, he shivered.
The man, with a strong figure, was about forty or fifty years old. Although his posture is a little blessed, it can still be seen that when he was young, he was definitely a tiger type. Because he was in a hurry to get out of the car, even the military uniform on his upper body was open. Moreover, the zippers on his military pants have not been closed yet.
"Master, do you believe it or not? This thing is a temporary gun, and I don't even wear a raincoat......"
"You know everything, bastard." The master gave him a chisel chestnut. As he spoke, the military man had already pulled on his pants and ran to a public toilet on the side of the road. On this long mountain road, the toilet on the side of the road, like a gas station, can only be found more than ten miles away.
"Damn, look at your fucking eggs, what's there to look at......?"
Fang Tianbao was staring at the military master when he took off his pants, and suddenly, the military master turned around and found him. When the military master knew that he had just "broken down", he made Fang Tianbao look at the excitement and feel a little unhappy. Therefore, he blushed and scolded Fang Tianbao with a hideous face.
"Is that him......?" Suddenly, Master Lu's facial expression instantly froze, and he couldn't help but say something.
"Damn, two bars and four stars, the rank of colonel. What a fucking tug. Master, do you know him, ......? ”
"I don't know, Tianbao, you go first, the master also wants to go to the toilet."
"Wouldn't it be nice to go to the toilet directly on the side of the road?" Fang Tianbao was a little puzzled.
"On the side of the road, I can't pull it out......" After speaking, Master Lu took out his dirty car repair gloves from his pocket.
"and pee, and gloves?"
"Tell you to go first, where is all this nonsense? I have a lot of calluses on my hands, I'm afraid that I will break the faucet, can I ......? Seeing the master's gloomy face, Fang Tianbao didn't dare to say more.
As soon as he stepped into the Porsche, he took a cigarette in his mouth and carefully rode past the Audi. When passing by the Audi, Fang Tianbao glanced into the car. A fair-skinned young woman with a graceful figure was cleaning the battlefield in the car.
"Wow, black lace ......" Fang Tianbao yelled at the young woman in the car, and then whistled and left.
At this time, Master Lu had already walked to the door of the toilet and connected with the two-bar and four-star military master.
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