The military master walked into the toilet, loosened his belt, and stood in front of a poop pit where flies and insects were flying around, frowning, and pulling out the faucet.

A white column of steaming urine scrubbed the limestone walls of the toilet with all its might. On the limestone walls, there is a painting of a severely deformed spring. Palace. Fig. At 10 o'clock in the morning, the sun came in through the door of the toilet at a standard angle of 45 degrees.

"Ahh......h This is a mixed-sex public toilet. Therefore, it is not surprising that the "colorful flags are fluttering" here.

Suddenly, a diagonal black shadow fell on the toilet wall opposite the military master. The spring on the wall. The palace map was instantly blocked by a black shadow, and the tengu ate the moon. In the hand of the black shadow man, he was still dragging a string of round things. It's a sugar gourd. Just at the gate of the prison, Sister Wu gave him a string of sugar gourds.

"It's so cheap, it stinks, you can eat it......" The military master finished urinating and put away his water gun low. He squinted and caught a glimpse of the string of sugar gourds.

"Aren't you too? After peeing in the car, do you still want to pee now? When Master Lu spoke, Master Jun was turning around to come out. The bodies of two people, one in and one out, were stuck by the narrow toilet door.

"Get out of ......," the military master looked up at his face when he yelled. Because of the backlight, the military master couldn't see his face clearly for a while. Although he couldn't see his face clearly, the military master was sure that he was a farmer. If you are not a farmer, you are a migrant worker at best.

"Hey, I'll come in and."

"Hehe, I think you're looking for death?" The military master exerted all his strength and pushed hard.

Unexpectedly, Master Lu's body was like being filled with cement, standing like a pine! What a solid horse step! The military master was secretly surprised! He took a step back and fastened his belt. Avoiding the backlight of the sun, he twisted his head and took a closer look at Master Lu's serious face.

“…… Damn ......"

In extreme fear, the military master couldn't help but come out with two words. He subconsciously touched his lower back with his hand. Damn, the pistol got out of the car.

"Holy? Who is? Could it be that the military master knows ...... me? When Master Lu spoke, Master Jun didn't see his mouth move again. Or, when Master Lu's mouth moved again, he was already frightened at all?

"I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person...... "The military master lowered his head and leaned sideways, trying to squeeze out of the toilet door. A large, pincer-like hand pressed down on his shoulder.

"Is the military master's car ...... broken down?"

"Yes, yes...... Oh, no, no, no...... My car, it didn't break down, it didn't break down......" The military master's body trembled violently.

"If the car doesn't break down, that's if the person breaks down?" Master Lu quoted Fang Tianbao's sentence just now.

"No, no one has anchored...... "The voice of the military master has become smaller and smaller. He never dared to raise his head. He knew that at this moment, when Master Lu spoke, his eyes were staring at him. Because Master Lu's eyes are like two lasers, shining on him so much that he is about to scatter.

"Jackal!" Master Lu shouted.

"Plop ......" the military master knelt at the door of the toilet. The pupils are dilated, and the mouth is no longer closed.

"God kill brother, spare your life......"

"I'm not. The real god killer brother is already dead. Last time, my name is Lu ...... Decide...... Kun ......" As the last word "Kun" was finished, the string of sugar gourds fell on the concrete floor of the toilet with a clatter.

A string of sugar gourds, originally there were nine. Six fell from the ground, and three more were directly stuffed into the throat of the military master by Master Lu. The long bamboo stick of the rock sugar gourd, like a military thorn, penetrated the entire neck of the general.

Suddenly, his warp neck was like a thick burst water pipe. Blood splattered in all directions, on the floor, on the walls, and on the few pieces of sanitary napkins that had been soaked in water. In the toilet, swarms of mosquitoes and flies became excited in an instant.

"Whew......"

The military master unconsciously pinched his neck with his hands. The bamboo stick around his neck can't be pulled out. He used his hand and pointed at Master Landing. He wanted to speak, but he couldn't.

"Betraying brothers, killing innocents, stealing from prisons, bullying men and women, eating inside and out. Today, let you die here, it's cheap for you......" After Master Lu finished speaking, he pulled out a slender steel wire strip from his pocket. It was a steel bar on an extremely ordinary bicycle wheel.

"Di Di Di ......" At this moment, not far away, the horn of the Audi car sounded three times. Seeing that the military master did not come back, the woman in the car couldn't bear it, crossed her white legs, and honked the horn in the car to urge him.

"Because, someone honked your horn to send you to the end. Then, I'll give you a ride......" After speaking, Master Lu slapped hard, and slapped the steel wire strip in his hand from the military master's heavenly spirit cover.

The thirty-five-centimeter steel bar pierced through the military master's skull and almost intersected with the bamboo stick that pierced his throat. One horizontal, is a bamboo stick; One is a steel bar. When I got closer, I saw that the military master seemed to have a cross inserted on his head.

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"Master, why do we have to take this path?" Fang Tianbao asked puzzled.

"Because, the master wants to train your foot strength......"

"Master, why is there blood on your forehead?"

"When the master went to the toilet, he let the mosquitoes bite."

"Master, why do you still wear gloves when you go to the toilet?"

"No, get used to it."

"Master, when you first came over, did you see the young woman in the car?"

"See."

"Punctual or not?"

"Normally, I don't like to see her roll her eyes."

"Master, did she roll her eyes at you......?"

"Well, she rolls her eyes at everyone and sticks out her tongue."

Master Lu and Fang Tianbao turned into a small road with one question and one answer. Before walking the trail, when Master Lu passed by the Audi, the woman in the car glanced at him. In a hurry, Master Lu had to make her roll her eyes and stick out her tongue.

"Tianbao, just now, you were asking the master. How about the master let you guess a riddle too? While Master Lu was talking, the tricycle had been riding for more than half an hour. The master and apprentice came to a wide field. The fields were full of wildflowers and reeds, and a fresh breeze blew, and the smell of earth was fresh.

"Master, you ask, I'm Tianbao, the best smart hand. On the street, I know which girl wears what color of the little Nenei. ”

"The master won't let you guess Xiao Nenei, so the master will let you guess a word!"

The master said.

"A dead man with two knives stuck in his body. Guess what? ”

“……”

"Can't guess?"

"Can't guess!"

"Since you can't guess, then the master will give you a hint." After speaking, Master Lu took off his gloves, and then grabbed a handful casually with his hand behind his buttocks. The master raised his clenched fist in front of Fang Tianbao's nose.

"What?" Fang Tianbao asked.

"You'll know when you smell it." The master suddenly spread out his hand, and Fang Tianbao sniffed it vigorously.

"Ah, master, you're so dark, it's a fart ......"

"That's right! A dead man with two knives stuck in his body is a 'fart' word! ”

"Hahaha...... Master, I'll serve you......"

The master and apprentice laughed so much that people turned their backs.

Dozens of miles away, in the public toilet on the side of the road. A two-bar, four-star military master has become a "fart" word. He became a dead man, a dead man with two knives stuck in his body.

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