222. Naked * Naked Coercion

"Lao Bai, here and here!" After seeing Bai Huang come in, Kang Ershu immediately got up, and waved one hand like a small sapling in a hurricane, attracting the ghosts to look sideways.

"You behave! Otherwise, these stupid * ghost guys will go to Twitter and shout that the Chinese are rude! Chen Miao next to him pulled him, and at the same time, with a vicious look, he replied to a few foreigners with disdain.

"It's okay, let Xiaopeng go!" Kang Ershu lowered his voice nonchalantly, and then squeezed his eyebrows at Wei Xiaopeng.

The guy with the most out-of-the-box personality among the three immediately got up and bowed desperately to apologize: "Aliado, Sandoko died immediately!" ”

Hearing the Oriental bird language that Amaterasu couldn't understand, Bai Huang almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and after wiping a cold sweat speechlessly, he walked towards the three of them with a strange expression.

The trick of the three idiots is actually very old-fashioned, but for the vast majority of foreigners, it really works. Since this method was thought up by unknown predecessors, it has been widely spread in the circle of Chinese people, and it is timeless and can stand the test of time and history. Of course, it's just that there are more tricks now, and the language has changed from single Japanese to now Korean version 2.0.

As expected, just as Bai Huang passed by a two-seater, he heard the word "japan" very clearly.

Ay......

With a long sigh, Bai Huang came to Kang Ershu's seat.

"Come on, Lao Bai, tell us, what are you going to do with this big vote?" Before Bai Huang's ass could sit firmly, Wei Xiaopeng came over with an excited face, looking at his appearance and listening to his tone, he looked like a hero on the green forest road.

"Alright, you don't have to fool around here!" Chen Miao slapped it over, and after Wei Xiaopeng, who was fanning him, hugged his head and looked angrily, he turned his face to himself: "Xiaohuang, everyone is angry about this matter, but you can't be brutal." Now it's not Xijiang in a foreign country, and there are some things that can only be recognized. ”

Hey, how can I be a despicable druid, like a hairy young man, who is only hot-headed and happy?

Bai Huang waved his hand, with an unfathomable posture, and directly spread out the notebook and newspaper in front of everyone.

"What is this?" Kang Ershu stretched his head over, and then rolled his eyes angrily: "That's it?" We've all watched this news several times......"

Bai Huang smiled and said nothing, beckoning the three people to face to face, covering the sight of nearby customers tightly, before he smiled and turned on the video on the notebook.

"What's ......" Wei Xiaopeng muttered, reaching for the progress bar on the video.

However, as soon as his right hand touched the mouse, he fell into a froze on the spot, and his jaw-dropping appearance was as if he had seen Sadako.

Kang Ershu and Chen Miao next to him were not as clear as Wei Xiaopeng could see because of their positions, and after the two pushed the former away at the same time, they came together in the middle of the screen: "You are very, look at these things in broad daylight?" ”

Isn't it just an A-movie, how can there be a man who hasn't seen it these days.

But then the two of them were also shocked, and subconsciously covered their chrysanthemums, looking extremely vigilant: "What do you mean, what do you want to do when you show us this?" ”

Bai Huang stretched his neck to take a look, quickly dragged the progress bar, and smiled dryly with embarrassment: "Wrong, wrong, not this!" Of course, this can be useful, but you will have to look at the latter first. ”

While explaining in embarrassment, he brought up the video footage of the main person.

"Hey, this is ......" Wei Xiaopeng was about to say a few words seriously, but Chen Miao's eyes gradually lit up.

"The referee in Canada, the E group, after removing the lowest score of the stick referee, the crucial 0.1 is worse than this guy's head. Of course, in addition to that guy in Colombia, Lao Maozi and the Kazakh referee are not good things either! It's just that they don't have the handle of these two people. On the way over, Bai Huang has slowly understood the whole thing, and has already learned the corresponding penalty rules for the gymnastics competition.

After listening to Bai Huang's explanation, the three of them glanced at each other at the same time, and from each other's eyes, they found a strange gaze called "bad intentions" at the same time.

"Then old white, what should I do!" Kang Ershu was the first to speak.

"Shake out this person's scandal directly, it won't be out of anger, I think it's better to make a fuss about the videos of the other two referees first......" Bai Huang glanced around, smiled evilly and said what he planned in his heart.

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The next day.

Early in the morning, the entrances of various convenient newsstands were crowded with people of different colors, swarming to grab something.

"Oh, it's really exciting, I just said it, the London Municipal Fu and the Olympic Organizing Committee are all bastards, and they should all get out of power!" An old-fashioned old man in a bespectacled suit and leather shoes was angrily waving the newspaper in his hand and cursing loudly like a young revolutionary: "Scum, all scum who have brought shame to the Olympics, our shameless officials are, and so are the referees of the International Olympic Committee!" ”

But it was clear that there weren't many people like him who were as indignant, and most of them just looked at the newspaper with their faces fluttering, and smacked their voices with regret from time to time.

And the Sun newspaper in their hands, the headline and accompanying pictures on the main page, are two naked philosophers ♂ ♂, and another painting of a dragon and two phoenixes in the Spring Palace.

At the same time, in the office area of the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games in Canary Wharf, the director of the ODA, who is also the president of the Organising Committee, Lord Sebastian, could not help but applaud the newspaper: "Good, good, very good!" Miss Corinna, please inform Mr. Jonathan of the Disciplinary Committee and ask him to come to my office. ”

Five minutes later, the secretary general of the Disciplinary Committee, whose face was covered with beads of sweat, stood cautiously in front of the Lord's desk.

"I have good news for you, Mr. Jonathan!" The president looked at Jonathan with a blank face as he pushed the newspaper on the table.

In fact, there is no need to look at it at all, the referee scandal of the Olympic Games has long been known to the world, and major media are scrambling to report the news poked out by the Sun.

"Your Excellency, the Disciplinary Committee will definitely conduct a serious investigation into these two scandals! I promise that I will give you, the organising committee, and all British citizens a satisfactory answer. "Mr. Secretary-General's white shirt is now as wet as if it had been fished out of the water. At this time, in his heart, he scolded the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of Vader, the editor-in-chief of the Sun newspaper, but he couldn't calm the anger of his boss.

"Well, this is the last chance! I don't want to see any more negative news about the Olympics! Remember, it's any, any! Lord Sebastian stared at a gloomy eagle like a vulture staring at a dying pot-bellied hippopotamus: "As you said, I need a satisfactory answer." But if you don't give me the answer you give me satisfactorily, then I would like to see your resignation report. ”

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"Damn, it's exciting, it's so exciting!"

In a hotel box in Chinatown, Wei Xiaopeng was dancing with a bottle of special ale beer, just like the cave man on the top of the mountain found a wild boar that had been killed by lightning, and his ears were red with excitement. Next to Kang Ershu and Chen Miao were a little better, but they were only a little better, looking at their same strange smiles, I knew that the mood of the two was not calm.

"I said, who are you looking for, where did you stab the video to the Sun?" Bai Huang finally quieted down Wei Xiaopeng, and then stared directly at Kang Ershu and Chen Miao.

He couldn't help but care about this problem, and if the matter finally got big and attracted the intervention of the British state organs, it would not end well.

If you want others to follow the vine and find Kang Ershu all the way, even if Bai Huang is confident that these guys will never betray themselves, it is not good for the reputation of the Chinese delegation.

No, it's the reputation of Chinese athletes, and those sports bureaucrats don't care to kill them.

"Don't worry, we found a boss in Chinatown, and then the boss found a local ghost. It's also really interesting! We met last night that guy doesn't like Labour or Conservatives, and he wants the British royal family to burp! As soon as I heard that it was a scandal that embarrassed the Olympic Organizing Committee, I immediately agreed to it, and I didn't even ask for a reward! Kang Ershu grinned dreamily, and expressed great admiration for the local ghost's thinking circuit.

"Nonsense, people definitely don't need your money! That guy sells the news to The Sun, and in itself he can get a good price! Bai Huang said disdainfully.

"Of course we knew, but the guy came over in the evening and gave us £5,000 and said half for one. And then let's have this kind of scandal in the future, and all of it will be dealt with for him, and he will only try to make a fool of the British politicians, and nothing else will be desired. Wei Xiaopeng was anxious, and without waiting for Kang Ershu and Chen Miao to answer, he took out a stack of tickets.

"Look!"

Hey, is there such a person in this world?

Bai Huang's eyes widened, and his brain was a precursor to some crash.

But thinking about it at home, the druids understood again, isn't this the local British Belt and Road Party?

Well, the Belt and Road Party is really all over the world, not only with Chinese characteristics.

"So what are we going to do next, what are we going to do next?" While sandwiching a variant of Sichuan cuisine that looked like a god, Kang Ershu looked at Bai Huang with a smile: "Although the Olympic Organizing Committee is very faceless, so far, the cool points are not enough!" Just that Canadian referee, what is Hendrych, how are you going to mess with this guy? ”

Mess around?

Bai Huang always felt that this word was not interesting.

Well, it must be that I'm thinking too much, brother, I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not a...... After reciting it silently in his heart ten times, the druid pointed at the trio: "The gymnastics competition is not over yet, but according to my observation, as long as this person does not have a referee task, he will have afternoon tea outside the Olympic Village every afternoon......"

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The sky was shining, but the mood of Canadian Hendry was not at all like the current weather.

Not only did he not feel comfortable, but he always felt a heavy haze that pressed his heart.

The sex* scandal about the referee these days has made all the guys who have been naked with women behind their backs feel uneasy, for fear that their ugly things will also be poked out. Hendry is the same, and the woman he had sex with is still a gymnast, and once this matter is exposed, it will only be more serious than the philosopher and the Double Flyer.

Because people will then speculate, will this sex * scandal about him be a sex * bribery?

If it's really poked out......

Oh, my God! This typical white ghost guy held his head, and he looked like the chrysanthemum was damaged when he was constipated, and he refused to think about it anymore.

"Hey, sir, can we sit here?"

Just when the big-bellied ghost guy was in a bad mood, a young voice suddenly came from the side, and Mr. Referee looked back and saw that it was three unknown oriental faces.

Hendrych, who has a slight racist tendency towards Eastern faces, has always had little affection for them, and in his opinion, these yellow skins are synonymous with disgust. And recently, because of the Chinese gymnast, even those hateful British guys are criticizing him, which makes him even more embarrassed.

"That's right, we have a bit of a personal matter, and we want to talk to you about it." The young man at the head didn't seem to understand what it meant to observe words and emotions at all, so he didn't pay attention to his expression at all, and actually sat down by himself.

"What private matter? I don't think I'm going to cross paths with you! Hendryrich frowned, and he smelled something bad in the three young men with hippie smiles.

Sure enough, the yellow race is all liars, all thieves, and never a good thing.

But the next action of the three young people made him directly angry: "Hey, hey, what are you doing here!" I don't remember I ever promised you guys, get out of here...... Go away! ”

Unfortunately, no one walked away, and instead of anyone walking away, one of the most hateful-looking fellows dragged his refreshments and skillfully twisted a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

"You uncultured bastards, I'll sue you!" The big white pig was angry, gritted his teeth and took out his mobile phone to call the police.

But then, a young man took out his iPad first, then clicked on something and pushed it in front of him.

The skeptical referee hesitated for a long time before he put down the phone angrily and stare at the three young men while grabbing the iPad on the table.

With just one glance, he just glanced at it, and his face immediately changed greatly, and then he hurriedly covered the picture on the screen.

Why, why is this happening? Oh, no! These young people must be the devil incarnate, they are evil heretics!

"How can you do that! I'm going to sue you, I'm going to accuse you! You candid maniacs, shameless bastards! Hendryridge lowered his voice and cursed the intimidation, and looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

"Prosecution? Charge? Shameless? Kang Ershu and the three of them looked at each other, and finally couldn't help it, holding their stomachs and laughing. While laughing, he pointed at Hendry and sighed, I don't know how to describe this guy.

"Hey, Xiaopeng, have you ever seen such a shameless person before?" Looking at Kang Er's book, he was almost thrown to the ground.

And Wei Xiaopeng next to him widened his eyes seriously: "Hey, why not, isn't this kid Bai Huang?" ”

Kang Ershu scratched his head, and finally expressed his agreement: "Yes, this kid is the same as the white-skinned pig, he is the master who can beat him back when he dies." ”

But he added a note at the end: "But that kid is a scoundrel, and it only makes people feel kind and funny, but you make me angry." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed Hendryrich's hand and shook it so hard that the eyes of the referee who were caught off guard almost exploded.

"Are you going to accuse us? Very good, I'll call the police for you. Kang Ershu had a smile on his face, and then he stood up and opened his mouth to shout.

But when the ghost guy next to him saw his posture, he immediately panicked, and he didn't care about any demeanor, so he jumped up and covered Kang Ershu's mouth in horror.

"Does it really stink, your hands just wiped the and haven't washed it?" How could Kang Ershu let the other party touch him, and after slapping away Hendryridge's slap, he straightened his collar for a long time, and smiled meaningfully: "What, I'll help you call the police, what are you anxious about?" ”

"No, no, please calm down, we all need to calm down! You can sit down and have a cup of coffee and have a good conversation! The ghost guy settled down and made suggestions with the few sanity cells he had left. He had now finally figured out that behind the seemingly hippie and uninhibited appearance of the three young men, there was a terrifying purpose that was extremely targeted.

"That's right, everyone is an adult, you have to use your brain to speak and do things, don't be like a white-skinned pig! You have to remember that you are a human being, not one stupid animal who eats in a manure pit. Kang Ershu patted Hendryrich on the shoulder, smiling and winning.

Although this guy doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, he speaks English very smoothly, and words such as "white-skinned pig", "dung pit", "stupid animal" and so on are translated by this product very accurately.

Let that white man be scolded by the nose of the scolding of Sang Huai, and he will also have a stomach full of gas canisters. But the referee of the Maple Leaf Country has a handle in the hands of people, so he can only keep silent.

"Ouch, I said something on my mind, don't play any non-violent non-cooperation." Kang Ershu put on a playful appearance of learning to confess, and poked two or two fingers on his cheeks: "If you don't speak like this, it will make my fragile patience be greatly tested!" If this continues, I'll find someone to find out where the Sun is located! ”

Hendry was suddenly anxious, his forehead was full of cold sweat, and he grabbed Kang Ershu in a panic: "Don't, don't!" Distinguished gentlemen, I say, I will say it now......"

But after being stunned for a while, he cried and wailed again: "But what do you want me to say? ”

"Two paths, you choose one for yourself." Seeing that the white ghost guy softened, Kang Ershu sat down with a smile: "First, after everyone drinks a wonderful afternoon tea, we will go our separate ways, you go back to the Olympic Village, and we will go to the Sun to report ......."

Hendryrich's head was like a rattle, and beads of sweat flew everywhere.

"Second, go to the BBC and make a statement – or the Times – that he said that in the men's rings competition, he deliberately lowered the action score of China's Cheng Yibing because of his personal likes and dislikes. But in hindsight, I really couldn't stand the torture of my conscience and the torment of my soul, so I decided to ......"

Before he finished speaking, Hendry shouted again: "This is impossible, you are a naked threat, this will ruin my life!" ”

"People should know how to make trade-offs!" was interrupted to speak, Kang Ershu was not angry, but said with a serious face: "Think about it again, whether it is sex* bribery that will ruin you, or it is more appropriate to take the initiative to apologize and ask for forgiveness." Don't worry, there's not much time left for you, and you can waste it. ”

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