221. Pet with a dick burst

221. **Exploded pets

Lying on the bed holding his head, Bai Huang was distressed for a while.

The last chance left must be cautious.

As the minutes passed, the laughter outside gradually subsided, and after a while of walking around the room, it finally fell silent.

But Bai Huang went from a mouse to a water snake to a falcon bat, and the animals in the sky and on the ground thought about it all over again, but he couldn't determine the ownership of the last template.

Just when he was about to give up and plan to talk about it after returning to China, his head was clever, and he suddenly thought of a possibility.

His first summon was a very unscientific thing like the big quail, and the ancient tree of the wind with the change of forest seeds had never appeared on the earth! Does that mean that animal seeds, which are also fragments of natural seeds, can also become creatures that are not found on Earth, but that have appeared in fantasy stories?

Thinking of this, Bai Huang's little heart suddenly jumped, and he almost exploded his chest.

Come on, come on, try it first!

Without a minute or a second, the druid's consciousness fluctuated, and he sank into the depths of his mind again, and began to outline and modify the fuzzy beast form.

First of all, the body is huge!

How big is it, Bai Huang thought about it, and felt that the size of the basketball court, the height of the two-story building, was about the same.

Then there are the fangs and teeth, with Gothic flame-patterned fur, a few more barbs on the joints, and a double-edged serrated tail...... Tsk, the bully** cool drag doesn't explain!

Finally, the most critical moment has arrived, whether you can realize your dream or not, in one fell swoop!

As Bai Huang had some gains and losses, and more of a mood of excitement and anticipation, a strong wave of consciousness spread to the seed, and he saw that the beast head, which was originally only a general shape, suddenly vaporized and turned into three Bai Sensen's beast heads.

Cool, hahahahaha!

Brother, I'm really a genius!

Bai Huang was overexcited for a while, and his mind was about to withdraw from the seed, so he quickly stabilized his mind and began to design the three heads. The one on the left is designed to be pure black, the eyes are hideous and blood-red, and the whole skull is black and foggy! Well, the opening and closing degree should also be re-planned, not like ordinary dogs, to use snake templates. The one on the right, which corresponds to it, looks blood-red, and the hairs on it are **slimy, as if they have just been fished out of the pool of blood, and then the eyes are designed into two black holes, endless deep and dark, like a gateway to hell!

Hahaha, big dog, big dog, you're so beautiful! It's worthy of my daylight baby!

The druids were happy, and took advantage of the momentum to turn their gaze to the middle head.

What does it look like?

Nothing, that's it!

Bai Huang nodded heavily, and the huge beast head gradually took shape in his mind and command, and it was shocking that it was a white bone! It's just too big, too big, it's too big! The druid silently calculated, and he could completely set up a mahjong table in it and play mahjong leisurely.

Of course, if it's just a rough shell of bones, it doesn't fit the druid's aesthetic at all.

Bai Huang carefully recalled the horror movies he had watched, and then copied the classic images in them one by one on the huge white bone dog head. Soon, countless dense terrifying faces, or grimaces more appropriately, occupied the entire white bone dog's head, and people couldn't help but stand on end when they looked at it.

Looking at the final finished work, Bai Huang really had nowhere to vent his excitement.

Needless to say, so far, the pinnacle work of the druid's career.

Looking at the three hideous dog heads with distinct images, Bai Huang thought about it, and redesigned the tail again, turning it into a white bone saw whip. In this way, it can be regarded as a front and back echo, and it is perfect.

Don't change it, stereotype!

After this thought passed, Bai Huang only felt physically and mentally exhausted, but he was full of supreme sense of accomplishment and ecstasy.

The first fragment, let's design it like this, usually let it mix in the dirt dog pile, go out to be a traitor, and it will become a Kenai Mountain wolf. Of course, even this kind of terrifying giant wolf may not work when it encounters outlaws, those poachers lions and tigers are all knocked down with one shot, and it is nothing to come to a big wolf.

At this time, it's the shoe of the three-headed dog of hell, as long as this guy appears, I don't believe that those little people dare not ambush him!

Hahaha, cool, Hell Three-Headed Dog, you are so beautiful! Wang Bochuan, Weima Peina, I love you! The London Olympics were fantastic!

After getting his hands on such an incomparably lascivious and lewd killer, Bai Huang was already incoherent with excitement.

……

"Morning!" Seeing Wang Bochuan early in the morning, Bai Huang immediately smiled, and his expression was more flattering and flattering.

"Huh? What do you want to do? "I have to say that the old man's vigilance against Bai Huang has obviously reached an unprecedented high, and in just one night, there is no way to eliminate this vigilance.

"It's nothing, just say hello." The druid laughed, not caring about the other party's performance, still smiling excitedly: "Let's go, go and open a public account!" But I'll tell you, the money is still mine, and you can't use it casually! In addition, when I send you the racehorses in a year's time, this account will have to be cancelled. ”

"Hmph, as long as you can really fulfill your promise, even if it is for me to pay!" Wang Bochuan shook off Bai Huang very unhappily.

"Huh? Really? ”

Bai Huang immediately hit the snake with the stick, and said in a suspicious tone: "Then why don't you pay for the horse?" I don't think you care much about the way this kind of thing looks outside of you. ”

The old man almost didn't suffocate to death in one breath, staring at Bai Huang for a long time and couldn't speak: "You don't want to get an inch, you are a man anyway, right?" ”

"Hey, there's money to be made, even if it's a shemale, I admit it, what kind of men and women." Bai Huang muttered a few sentences disdainfully, only feeling that Wang Bochuan was old and decaying, and the rotten wood could not be carved.

The old man stopped talking, and he refused to speak anymore.

……

After opening a UBS account, it took Bai Huang more than half a day to transfer his entire net worth.

"What...... What the! Only more than 9 million? Or the yuan? The old man immediately went berserk, looking like he was giving up his life, and said with red eyes: "Give me something, take it back!" Lao Tzu is no longer trading! What about your £100 million liquidated damages? **, deceived things to Lao Tzu's head......"

"Stop, I'm telling you, it's impossible for you to give it, it's already been eaten by me!"

Joke, if the appearance of the three-headed dog of hell has not been finalized, in order to comfort this old man, Bai Huang may return half of it to him. Now that the seeds have been pondered, they represent the druid's highest artistic achievement, and he will only be called a ghost when he returns them.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited!" Bai Huang saw that the old man was about to go berserk, and there was a tendency to turn into a zombie tyrannosaurus beast, so he hurriedly stabilized the other party: "I have already signed a contract to press my fingerprint, are you afraid of a fart, can you still fail to pay the bill?" ”

"You don't have money to lose a fart! Even if it's a billion pounds, you have to be able to get it! Wang Bochuan's chest rose and fell sharply, panting desperately like a big toad that had only been sent to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I must have so much money! Otherwise, you will go back to China with me? Bai Huang was so entangled that he had no choice, so he was clever and suddenly came up with this trick.

"What about going to China? When it comes to your territory, I'm not up to you? The old man continued to glare.

"You don't know! An ordinary foreigner can get it back in just half a day if he loses a bicycle, not to mention that a big guy like you is so rich after being a nobleman. I asked you to go over to see the real family background of the contemptible people, after all, there are a lot of fixed assets, and there is no way to exchange them all for money. ”

"This ......"

After a long time of coming and going, Bai Huang finally persuaded Wang Bochuan and agreed to go to China.

But obviously, his idea was to get a little bit back: "Then our whole family will go, I have a granddaughter and two grandchildren, the eldest son and the eldest daughter-in-law, and the second daughter and the youngest daughter, by the way, the housekeeper and the cook will also go." ”

"I'll your lungs! Bring your own family, I can still understand, you bring a housekeeper to help you manage the yarn? And that cook, isn't it your old lover, boom! I'm only responsible for your family's expenses, and if you want to bring the rest, you'll pay for it!" Bai Huang was speechless for a moment, when he met this kind of old man, he could be regarded as his own sin.

After another chirp, the two sides finally reached an agreement, and Wang Bochuan compensated Bai Huang 2,000 pounds, which was counted as the travel expenses of his housekeeper and cook. In addition, during the ten-day tour of Wang Bochuan and his family in China, Bai Huang was not allowed to charge any additional fees under any pretext.

Hey, hey, hey, stupid! 10,000 yuan to eat and drink in Xijiang is enough for one person to spend two months. Here's £2,000, which is your family's expenses.

Bai Huang smiled happily, and did not hide his ghost appearance of successful tricks.

Hmph, think you earned it? When the time comes, let you see and understand, our cook's appetite, eat you bastard boy!

Wang Bochuan looked at Bai Huang quietly, not caring about the other party's happiness at all.

The two of them have their own ghosts in their hearts.

……

Things in the town came to an end, Bai Huang waved his hand, and under Wang Bochuan's watch, he boarded the express bus to London.

A little more than an hour later, the druid was back on the streets of London.

returned to the Olympic Village as soon as possible, Xia Section Chief and Xiao Jin were not there, and Bai Huang took this opportunity to call up the surveillance video of these days.

"Wow, it's really a big catch!"

Fast forward on the notebook, and after a while, Bai Huang made a major discovery.

Of the 13 referees in different events, 4 of them were hit! It seems that in addition to one of the female waiters in the Olympic Village, there are three other who are supposed to be athletes, because the former woman is wearing the uniform inside the Olympic Village, and the other three are big hook tank tops.

And what made Bai Huang Huang's eyes blind was that between these four men and four women, it was not a one-on-one heads-up competition, and there was a guy in it who actually played double flying.

Could it be a two-person event?

The guy with a dark heart suddenly thought of something suspicious.

And the last referee is an out-and-out philosopher ♂ ♂, with a big belly and a muscle, which almost didn't make him squirt out old blood.

It's too rotten, it's too rotten! These degenerate elements of capitalism are simply speechless!

While shaking his head and sighing, he replayed the video, and after watching it as a professional small movie critic, Bai Huang gave a conclusion - the atmosphere is good, which can make the diaos excited, and most of the leading actors are also very dedicated and selfless. It's a pity that the looks and figures of these people are really sorry for the audience, and they belong to the kind of facial mosaics.

It is estimated that even if it is thrown into the grass pomegranate and the rotten black community, there will be no diao silk and rotten girls watching.

Forget it, let's keep it first, maybe there will be high-quality films later.

Sighing boredly, Bai Huang grabbed a newspaper on the table. Although he couldn't hear about it, it was okay to look at the English newspaper in combination with the pictures.

At this glance, I immediately saw that something was coming.

Why is it that at the bottom of the second version, the referee's appearance is vaguely seen?

Bai Huang thought about it for a while, quickly opened the passion film just now, and immediately found the character in the newspaper, and it was really a person!

All of a sudden, the druid's curiosity came up, and he began to read word by word why this guy was in the newspaper.

How is "yibing,cheng......" the idiomatic way of writing Chinese names? Bai Huang was stunned and kept repeating the three Korean pronunciations. Suddenly remembering something, his eyes widened and he looked at the newspaper again, and sure enough, it was "yibing, cheng", wasn't that Cheng Yibing? The leader of the Chinese gymnastics men's team, the big brother.

Bai Huang hurriedly read it line by line, but unfortunately in the news, there were too many things that seemed to be professional terms, which made the druid very confused.

In the end, he didn't care about the high cost of global roaming, and directly dialed Xiaojin's phone: "Hey, it's me, Bai Huang!" ”

The other side immediately shouted like a ghost: "Brother Huang, you are still alive, you have been gone for two days without saying a word, and you almost didn't kill us!" and the section chief, who was also severely criticized by the leader......"

Bai Huang heard the beads of sweat on his head, and after coughing twice, he saw the opportunity to interrupt Xiao Jin: "Uh, this, it's me who is not good, I am not right, I will invite you to Michelin in the evening, and you can order whatever you want, this is always okay, right?" Wait, don't talk yet, let me ask you something, it's Cheng Yibing of our gymnastics men's team, what's going on? Why did his game and the referee report it? ”

On the other end of the phone, Xiao Jin's emotions were already very excited, and as soon as he heard Bai Huang mention this stubble, the volume soared even more.

Even through the earpiece, Bai Huang could imagine his posture of foaming at the mouth.

"Don't say it, that bastard referee! This time, even the BBC sports commentator said that Brother Cheng won the silver medal with a gold medal move. He is participating in the Olympics for the last time, and he is going to retire when he returns, and our whole delegation is talking about this! ”

"That's it......" Bai Huang muttered: "I don't know much about gymnastics, so does he make mistakes in other places except for the movement points, or is there any other reason?" Can you be sure it's a referee's problem? ”

"Why can't you be sure! It's just that because of the regulations of the International Sports Federation, the score judged by the referee cannot be appealed, otherwise our team will definitely have to give an opinion! Xiao Jin continued to be indignant, it is obvious that this guy has just joined the work, and he still has a passion for many phenomena.

"Okay, you're busy, I have something to go out for!" Bai Huang's eyes slipped a few times, and he instantly had an idea.

"Hey, hey! No, Brother Huang, wait, the leader said, let's ...... you as soon as we find you."

"Bye-bye-bye!" Without waiting for Xiao Jin to finish speaking, Bai Huang hung up the phone with a click.

Leaders or something, all stand aside, obviously there are almost no political factors involved here, but many times they should be the masters of their own people, they just look like obedient slaves, and they don't pay attention to any of them.

These people didn't care, and Bai Huang decided to help them take care of it.

"Yes, yes?" Bai Huang sent a series of messages, and then he was very satisfied with his hand speed.

Compared with a year ago, Wang Xian's typing speed was almost as good as he was when he looked at the computer.

"Hey, you've seen too much full-time master, and you even have to imitate Huang Shaotian in your speaking style?" The party quickly came back and scolded angrily, and added an onion stabbing knife expression.

"Have you heard the news of our men's gymnastics team?" Bai Huang directly ignored the other party's anger and immediately asked again.

"Men's gymnastics team? Fortunately, I won the gold. What, what's the problem? Kang Ershu knocked a series of question marks.

Bai Huang was embarrassed for a moment, as if his description was inaccurate, and quickly corrected the past: "It's not a men's team, it's Cheng Yibing's silver medal." ”

"Damn, don't talk about it! Lao Tzu was there at the time! You didn't see it, but as soon as it came out, many international students were coaxing, and Xiao Cheng was directly stunned. You see the next day the British host said that he should be golden. Kang Ershu seemed to be possessed by Xiao Jin at this time, and after angrily typing a large number of words, he added three huge exclamation marks to show his anger.

"Then how about we get the referee to go?" Bai Huangthorn replied to Kang Ershu with a smile, this row of words, just like the little fingers given by Grandma Wolf, is full of treacherous and vicious flavor.

"Referee? This is a foreign country, and you're not afraid of getting into a diplomatic dispute? "Although Kang Ershu doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, he is still sensible.

"Hurry up and make an appointment with a place, you'll know when we meet!" Bai Huang felt that it was unclear on the computer, so he decided to do something real.

"That's fine, it's still that café, we're all here!"

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