CHAPTER VI The Wedding Ceremony III
Fortunately, the two couples of Zhinanzi and Lone Ranger here carried forward the spirit of helpfulness, and after worshipping each other, they hurriedly threw the ring over, no matter what, this ceremony was successfully completed!
Then, it's time for the change of mouth ceremony!
There are too many people in our group, the relationship is complicated, in the past, the title was very casual, all the time, the twelve idiots all regard themselves as my foundation, and the eight big biao people regard themselves as friends of my peers, but the twelve idiots don't recognize the eight big biao people, and treat them as ordinary people.
Also, the group of people in Shennong's No. 1, the four old immortals, and the four monsters have different ages, and they have never had a clear generation!
But from today onwards, it will be different, so I decided to take this opportunity to correct this problem.
No, Liu Qian obediently said to the ninth girl: "Mom! ”
The ninth girl smiled like a flower, and hurriedly agreed: "Hey! Mrs. ”
All the guests were stunned!
The situation doesn't stop there, because of my relationship with Liu Qian, at this time, I should also follow Liu Qian to change my words, so I solemnly walked to the ninth girl and learned Liu Qian to shout: "Mom! ”
The ninth girl was a little frightened: "Hey! No, Master, I'm ...... What should I call you? ”
What do you call me? How do I know?
At this time, I don't know which bastard took advantage of the fire to rob, and shouted without showing his face: "Son-in-law serves tea!" ”
Then, everyone shouted: "Serve tea!" ”
Boss Fu whispered to Boss Tong: "Their circle is really messy!" ”
Boss Tong nodded: "That's right, why didn't I understand what their relationship was?" ”
I hurriedly explained to a large group of guests: "Everyone, I can't hide it when you see a smile, we have a lot of problems in the martial arts, and I can't explain it clearly, but things are already like this, and I decided to make a change!" ”
Morning glory asked me anxiously, "Master, don't you recognize your disciple?" ”
At this time, in this case, as a high-spirited and far-sighted character like me, and I don't know what Gao Te is, I naturally have to play a key role, so I put on a helpless look......
Having said that, it doesn't matter if you look good, the key is that you have to be able to say, the person who said it is stunned, you will be considered successful, these people are so special, your eyes drift to the left, he knows that you are going to fart on the left, so you can't be negligent in dealing with this kind of person.
So, I deliberately pinched the root of my thigh while everyone was not paying attention, and then, with tears in my eyes, I said to Morning Glory: "Big flower......"
Morning glory cried on the spot and knelt in front of me: "Master, don't say it, I understand!" ”
Damn, I don't even understand what I'm going to say, she knows a hair?
I asked, "What do you know?" ”
Morning glory said seriously: "Senior sister is making a vain assertion and making the master embarrassed!" ”
"!" I glared at her: "Since you're here, then I'll talk about it, our generation is messy enough, it's time to deal with it!" ”
Morning Glory had already shed tears: "Don't mind, you haven't taught us anything!" ”
I said bitterly: "That's right, at the beginning, accepting you twelve as apprentices was really forced by the situation, in fact, I was also very helpless!" ”
Morning Glory and the sixth child asked in unison: "You won't be irresponsible, right?" ”
I smiled bitterly and shook my head: "Although I said that I took the position of master, I really didn't teach you anything, now, you twelve senior brothers, have developed rapidly, and some people have surpassed my skills, so I naturally can't take this position with a shy face!" Therefore, I decided to reorganize the relationship between us, I propose, you twelve brothers and sisters, except for the nine girls, all have fellowship with my peers, let's talk about each other, the nine girls and my father-in-law are already husband and wife, I have seen it, naturally I want to call an aunt, but the rest of us, as brothers, how about it? ”
Morning glory burst into tears: "Master, you are irresponsible!" ”
I was upset at the time: ", do you want me to call you aunt?" ”
Morning Glory hurriedly shook her head: "Don't dare!" ”
I made a decision: "Okay, remember, we will be brothers in the future, I will naturally call Mom when I see the ninth girl, don't try to bargain with me, our brothers are commensurate, it is more suitable!" ”
The twelve looked at each other, and eventually, they all nodded at me and accepted the offer.
Then, there is the issue of the generations of the eight great biao people, these eight people are old and young, but it is easy to deal with, I made a conclusion: "The eight masters have elders and young brothers, since the eight of them are willing to recognize each other as brothers, then I will be shy and commensurate with the eight brothers and sisters, how about it?" ”
Yideng said: ", okay, I used to think I had to call you uncle, but now look, you still have to call me brother, I agree!" ”
Coal Nanzi is the happiest: "I think everyone is the same generation, they are all the same age, and they have a common language!" This guy still focuses on women, and all his efforts are for a love word.
The Eight Great Biao people are also considered to be handled safely, and I said to Shennong's No. 1, the four old immortals, and the four monsters: "A few old men, now that you are you, let's take this opportunity to determine the seniority!" ”
Shennong's No. 1 was the first to speak: "Originally, I was going to be your ancestor!" ”
Damn, this guy is so stinky!
The guy went on to say: "But since you have received Bodhi's order, I don't dare to call myself an elder, so in the future, I will be your senior brother!" ”
Look at it, this guy belongs to the pragmatic faction, although the words are ugly, but the things that are done are welcome, this is the standard of life!
Jiang Ziya, the representative of the four old immortals, also spoke: "This generation can't be messed up, since everyone takes Wang Damin as the benchmark, then I will talk to you, I will count with you, my master is the original sect leader, in terms of seniority, and Bodhi is half a generation, in this way, you call me the second master!" ”
I was just about to refute, but Shennong's No. 1 was not happy, and he asked Jiang Ziya with a dark face: "Are you sure you want to say so?" ”
Jiang Ziya immediately relented, and said with a smile: "It's okay to call the second uncle, and it's not a rude to call the brother, in this way, I will be the master on behalf of our four brothers, and Wang Damin will be our younger brother in the future!" ”
I hehe, I'm happy, and I arched my hand: "Brothers! ”
"Hey!" The four old immortals immediately returned the salute, which is called a comfortable one!
But there are always people who are not convinced, in other words, it is called the dead eye, which represents the four monsters represented by Lao Chi.
Lao Chi tried to dig out the old accounts and find the seniority, they mainly started from the situation, Lao Chi pointed to Jiang Ziya and said: "Okay, your seniority is decided, then I will use you as the standard to calculate, how did we talk about it when we discussed it two days ago, which of my fourth aunt and your relatives are engaged in it?" ”
Jiang Ziya glared at Lao Chi: "Get out of the calf!" ”
Lao Chi didn't give up: "And that old god, the girl you chased back then seems to be Lao Le's niece and granddaughter in terms of seniority!" ”
I, Shennong's No. 1, and Jiang Ziya shouted at Lao Chi at the same time: "Get out of the calf!" ”
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Finally, Lao Chi also agreed to intersect with our peers, in fact, he still picked up a bargain, according to Shennong's No. 1, he belonged to the merry and talented people back then, and the Houtu of the twelve ancestors and witches also had a past......
Simply, I dragged Fang Fang and the others in, although this guy is more than a thousand years old, but he is still willing to be my little brother, Li Bingqing is more than 5,000 years old, due to the situation, he reluctantly called me brother, Su Dada, Su Xiaoxiao, and Zhinanzi originally called me eldest brother, and this time I took the opportunity to implement the identity of the bandit, and the most disturbing thing is She Baobao, this female goblin has to call me brother, and then all kinds of charming, all kinds of well-behaved, make my heart go up and down!
This matter was finally decided, we talked lively, and the other guests and friends were like watching jokes, Boss Fu lost no time in saying to Boss Tong: "This group of teasers, what is Nuwa, the apprentice of Bodhi Ancestor, it is estimated that they are watching movies and watching demons!" ”
Boss Tong disagreed: "Don't say that, this shows that they are open-minded, at least not rigid!" Why are we here? Isn't it just looking for business? Otherwise, why would you follow such a big group? People dare to imagine, which means that at least there is still some level! ”
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Next, it was the link of the cave room, and eight pairs of newcomers were sent into the cave room, and a large number of us began to think about how to be lively, but within a few minutes, Lao Zhao walked out of the new house dejectedly.
I hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Offended?" ”
Lao Zhao glared at me: "Get out of the calf!" I learned it from you! ”
Damn, I promise I didn't do anything!
After a while, a lamp also came out, and I mustered up my courage and leaned up again and asked, "Scolded?" ”
Yideng sighed: "Playing mahjong!" Big flowers, it's difficult, female bats, Su Xiaoxiao! ”
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After another four or five minutes, the hammer also came out, Ma Yuer, this little girl, has always been obedient, was she also damaged by Dahuaer? I hurried over to the hammer and asked, "What's the situation?" ”
Iron Hammer was very frustrated: "What about the crickets, next time I can't get married in the woods, whatever, I caught hundreds of crickets, I guess I have to play all night!" ”
I asked, "Who are they?" ”
Hammer replied, "There are a few!" ”
Me: "What about your Uncle Su Diao and Uncle Liu?" ”
Hammer shook his head: "They didn't participate!" ”
I said to a bunch of men around me, "Everyone, I'm sorry, it seems that I should be the happiest person tonight!" ”
At this time, Zhinanzi walked out and reminded me: "Big brother, Sister Su Diao and Sister Liu are playing with children, landlords, it seems that Sister Su Diao stole cards, and then fought, and now you can move the knife!" ”
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