CHAPTER 5 WHEN THE WEDDING PROCEEDS II

The sixth person to appear is Wang Daozi, and what is surprising is that this guy was not overly embarrassed, and only asked two simple questions, the first is: "How much money can you make in a month?" The second is: "How much money can you pay your family a month!" ”

Wang Daozi's answer was simple and neat: "I can earn 20,000 yuan a month, 10,000 yuan at home, and the other is socialized outside!" ”

This answer seems to have been grudgingly recognized.

Su Diao complex nodded: "Yes, you have passed the test, because your daughter-in-law does not approve of you, so you don't have to jump into the trap!" ”

Who would have thought that Wang Daozi would quit, he crooked his mouth and said unhappily: "What do you mean?" You have to treat everyone equally, why are they all jumping, I can't jump? I've got to jump to show you! ”

After that, this guy sprinted and jumped into the trap in the posture of a fierce man, followed by a terrible scream!

Boss Fu also understands this: "This person is a shrewd person!" ”

Boss Tong asked suspiciously: "Why do you say this?" ”

Boss Fu nodded slightly: "Didn't you see it?" These people have a very close relationship, and everyone else has jumped, so if he doesn't jump, isn't it unsociable? This is called not being special, but being gregarious! ”

Boss Tong thought thoughtfully: "Oh, I see, I said why don't my good friends play with me recently?" It turned out to be because of this! ”

Boss Fu: "What hobbies do you usually have?" ”

Boss Tong: "Soak in the hot springs!" A few old men, old and enjoyable! ”

The corners of Boss Fu's mouth curled slightly: "That's because they have taken a fancy to you!" ”

Me and Boss Tong: "......"

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The seventh one to appear is Iron Hammer, because the problem of seniority is there, Iron Hammer and Ma Yuer both belong to our apprentices, so Su Diao Complex is not good at joking with the younger generation, she said gently: "Iron Hammer, I won't embarrass you, you can jump down by yourself!" ”

The hammer was also very obedient, and jumped off without saying a word.

Seeing that Boss Fu didn't express his opinion, Boss Tong asked rhetorically, "Why don't you express your opinion?" ”

Boss Fu frowned: "What is there to say about this?" This young man is the second generation of training, the elders are so powerful, and the future will definitely be immeasurable, we only have envy! ”

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The last person to appear was my father-in-law, Liu Junshan.

The old man was dressed very energetically, wearing a red hat, a bright red gown, and a ball of red flowers on his chest, looking similar to a middle-aged man in his forties.

Because of Liu Qian's relationship, Su Diao's complex didn't dare to joke, she smiled and said, "Uncle Liu, hurry up and go in!" Also, don't learn from Wang Daozi, they all have kung fu, you can't compare, hurry up, the nine girls are waiting in a hurry! ”

The old man turned around and arched his hand at us: "Everyone, then you're welcome!" ”

A bunch of people hurriedly waved their hands: "You're welcome, that's your daughter-in-law!" ”

The old man walked over with his chest held high.

Boss Fu spoke up again: "Hey, old and strong, it's enviable!" ”

Boss Tong nodded: "I really want to come here like this, by the way, your daughter-in-law is in her forties this year?" ”

Boss Fu: "Forty-seven! What about your daughter-in-law? ”

Boss Tong: "Forty-nine! Looks like we can't survive them......"

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After the test of the eight groom officials was completed, I smiled and said to Su Diao Complex: "Auntie, can we pass this time?" ”

Su Diao's complex smiled arrogantly: "No way, you haven't accepted the test yet!" ”

Me: "Eldest sister, I'm the best man, what kind of test do I accept?" ”

Su Diao's complex tilted a glance at me: "No, anyway, I can't let you go over so easily!" ”

I was speechless: "Sister, don't embarrass me!" ”

At this time, 120 secretly came over and handed me several red envelopes, I knew it at the time, and hurriedly handed the red envelopes to Su Diao Complex and a few women around me: "Come on, come on, it's a little meaning, it's not a respect, please be accommodating!" ”

Su Diao Complex smiled slightly: "That's it, they should be almost ready, just let you go!" ”

As soon as the words landed, suddenly firecrackers rang out, and soon, seven pairs of newcomers walked out of the log house in unison.

Among them, Yideng, Blowing the Lamp, Wang Daozi, my father-in-law Liu Junshan and their partners are all wearing Hanfu, and the four men are walking in front, holding the four brides with red ropes.

And Lao Zhao, Iron Hammer, Lone Ranger, and Zhinanzi, the four pairs are suits and wedding dresses, and they walked out side by side, full of foreign style.

Under the mixed music of gongs, drums, suona and Western symphony, eight couples slowly walked towards us.

I thought about a lot of problems, but this music completely disrupted their rhythm, these two kinds of music are not the same key at all, at first, these sixteen people can still coordinate the pace, but before they get out of two or three meters, someone turns around!

At first, Ma Yu'er, who was wearing a huge wedding dress, fell down because she didn't coordinate her steps, then Su Xiaoxiao, and then Morning Glory, which was difficult......

Lao Zhao and a few men were also a little confused, as if they couldn't walk, after carefully helping their partners around them, they began to struggle with the question of whether to step on the left leg or the right leg, and finally, I don't know which one of the inspirations moved, simply didn't take any legs, and directly merged their feet and jumped up.

And just like that, eight couples jumped up and down towards us......

I don't know how the people around me feel, anyway, I am holding back a smile, this group of people is so talented, my father-in-law Liu Junshan's head is full of sweat, he asked the eleventh in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, why don't you walk the aisle, you have to jump?" ”

Old Eleven: "Don't make a sound, let's jump if others jump, I guess it's been popular recently, right?" ”

My father-in-law: "I feel like my pants are falling off......"

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In this way, the eight couples finally overcame the difficulties and came to us, and then, the injured sedan chair that should get on the sedan chair, the sedan that covered the car, and the men got on the horses, some got on the car, and we drove to the hut to the music that could make people mentally ill.

On the bus, I asked Shennong's No. 1: "Old man, what benefits did they give the six of you?" To let you betray us? ”

Shennong's No. 1 bared his teeth and was happy: "That is naturally a great benefit!" ”

I asked suspiciously, "Did you buy you with money?" That's not right, you're not short of money! ”

Shennong's No. 1 looked at the scene outside the car, then tidied up his clothes, and said proudly: "They promised to let the six of us be best men...... Isn't that just right, plus you and 120, exactly eight groomsmen! ”

...... "Well, these people betrayed their brothers because of this little favor!"

Soon, the car drove to the wedding site, and after getting off the car, the eight groups of people were divided into two parts, one part to the east, which is the place of the Chinese wedding, all the steps are in accordance with the folk tradition, and the Western-style wedding is to learn from TV, Yue Lao has already painted makeup and dressed up as a priest.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Qian found me, she happily put her arm around me and said, "How is it?" I designed that part just now, is it interesting? ”

I nodded, "Very creative!" By the way, what's that trap all about? ”

Liu Qian smiled slightly, and the two small dimples were particularly charming like little rabbits: "It's simple, we dug a tunnel last night, but in fact, there are no thorns in the ground at all, and the sound you hear is also imitated by the stupid bird sister!" ”

I gently wiped her nose with my hand: "Badass! ”

Liu Qian smiled very brightly: "Big head, we ended up getting married once, divorced once, and now, I can be my father's bridesmaid and best man, you say, are we a lifelong fate?" ”

I hurriedly agreed: "Yes, the fate of several lifetimes!" ”

Liu Qian suddenly pouted and muttered, "But, when will you marry me?" ”

I grabbed her hand and replied solemnly: "Soon, when I recover the memory of my previous life and officially stand at the top of the underworld, I will marry you lively!" ”

Liu Qian clenched my arm tightly: "I'll wait!" ”

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Then, there are various processes, first the newcomer gets off the sedan chair, step into the brazier, this is a picture of a prosperous day, and then it is a red arrow towards the sedan door, which is to remove the bad luck along the way, my father-in-law is okay, symbolically shot three, but next to a lamp is a little shy, he shot an arrow out, the sedan chair fell apart!

Below, it was across the saddle, paying attention to peace and security, Liu Qian and I obediently followed my father-in-law, and walked to the wedding scene surrounded by everyone.

Then comes the most important part, which is the church.

However, everyone has to wait for a while, since it is a group wedding, we have to have a good time, we are almost done here, but the morning glory is still in ink, because there are a few children just now scattering petals, so, the overall process is a lot slower.

The four couples had just walked half of the red carpet, and the steps were slower than those of the old ladies.

Yideng seemed to be in a hurry, and he shouted at the other side: "Hurry up!" ”

Zhinanzi was unconvinced: ", you have to follow the rhythm of the music!" ”

Blowing the lamp and shouting, "No, let's change!" ”

I thought of the hammer and smiled and said, "Change for change!" ”

Then, in full view of everyone, Yideng and Blowing Lantern led Dingnan and Jiu Girl to run over there, while Zhinanzi and Iron Hammer led Su Xiaoxiao and Ma Yuer to our side......

To my surprise, Da Huaer did not participate in the ranks of naughty mischief, pondering for a long time, I figured it out, these two people were married once, according to the era at that time, it must be a pure Chinese marriage, so the two of them must take this opportunity to experience the difference between Western styles, then, it is easy to understand if you keep your mouth shut and don't speak!

With such a toss, the time is just right.

Here, the host Saion was shirtless and ready to preside over the worship of heaven and earth, and over there, Yue Lao also took out a speech and began to speak.

Here, Seon pulled his neck and shouted: "Worship heaven and earth!" ”

Four couples knelt on the ground one after another, worshiping heaven and earth!

Over there, Yue Lao sped up his speech: "Lao Zhao, are you willing to remarry Cui Yun'er?" No matter what happened when you got divorced......"

Lao Zhao was about to go crazy: ", if you don't say it, I don't remember this!" I'd love to, you hold on! ”

Yue Lao was quite satisfied, and asked Yideng again: "Yideng, are you willing to marry a difficult wife?" Regardless of birth, old age, sickness and death......"

Yideng nodded: "I'm always willing!" ”

Yue Lao continued: "Blow the lamp, are you willing to ......"

Blow the lamp: "I do!" ”

Yue Lao: "Lone Ranger, are you willing to ......"

Lone Ranger: "I do!" ”

Here, Seon then shouted: "Second worship the high hall!" ”

My father-in-law, Wang Daozi and their two husbands and wives have no elders alive for a long time, so they worship far away to show respect, the wise man is my little brother, and the hammer is my nephew, these two couples are naturally going to worship me! However, I also work part-time as a best man, so I had to let Su Diao Complex help me suffer!

Over there, Yue Lao's head was full of sweat: "Paralyzed, unfair, Lao Sai has few words over there...... Morning glory, are you willing to marry Lao Zhao? No matter ......"

Ding Nan nodded shyly: "What if you don't want to fix it?" Old husband and wife, what are you doing with that calf? ”

Yue Lao: "Please answer positively!" ”

Morning Glory: "I do!" ”

Yue Lao asked the other three women separately, in order to coordinate the progress with our side, this guy is talking faster and faster, it is estimated that after practicing like this for a few months, he can go out to talk about cross talk!

In the end, Seong and Yue Lao glanced at each other and shouted at the same time: "Husband and wife!" "Exchange rings!"

The newcomers hurriedly followed the instructions, our side was fine, and the newcomers worshipped, but because of the temporary change of venue, the two pairs of a lamp and a blowing lamp were stunned.

The four of them asked Yue Lao in a panic: ", where is my ring?" ”

Yue Lao wiped his sweat: "Who is the question?" ”

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