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An opening animation with the cartoon Liu Yan as the protagonist in the past, at 9 o'clock in the morning on January 4th, it was jointly created by Youku and White Swordsman Studio, and the first issue of "Liu Yan Comes to Leave a Message" was officially launched exclusively on Youku. Because it was promoted through such and such ways before, there are still many people looking forward to this first talk show on the Chinese Internet.

I clicked on the website as soon as I clicked on it and opened the video to watch.

"Entertainment black talk flying, guests will play, Liu Yan comes to leave a message, and the demon turns to ashes! Youku netizens, hello everyone, I am Liu Yan, the host of "Liu Yan Comes to Leave a Message". ”

High heels, a blue short skirt, a blue vest, a small black vest, and Liu Yan, who did not show his career line, appeared in the camera. Now Liu Yan has not started to take the sexy route, so the outfit is still relatively low-key and not so exaggerated. However, under the backdrop of clothes and lights, Liu Yan is still a very eye-catching existence.

In an instant, many otaku in front of the computer were captured.

"I am very happy that "Liu Yan Comes to Leave a Message", which was jointly produced by Youku and White Swordsman Studio, has finally been launched. The positioning of our show is high-end, atmospheric, and high-grade on the Internet, and the first talk show that integrates interviews, story meetings, entertainment revelations, current affairs reviews, and funny brushes! ”

Liu Yan, who was down-to-earth and generous, smiled and said witty words easily.

"Not much to say [one ^ book ^ read ^ novel] [.[ yb][du].], let's look at the first plate...... Entertainment slang flying. ”

"Having said that, the entertainment industry has not been peaceful recently, and actress Zhang Yu has repeatedly told the media after suing several big directors for infringing on the right to reputation. It was not long ago to come up with evidence to expose the 'shady' of the film and television industry. Zhang Yu took out 4 guarantees and more than 20 videotapes...... on this. You need to keep in mind that people are watching the sky, and the sky is not only watching, but the video recorder is also watching. Okay, let's move on to the next ......"

Entertainment slang flying, irony, witty, simple comments on entertainment events, this way of broadcasting is not new. But commenting on it in a humorous way is sharp. For young people with character, they are used to seeing the old-fashioned way of reporting, and this way is only interesting.

The 5-minute entertainment black talk is over, and it immediately moves on to the next link, where the guests will play.

In front of the camera, Liu Yan and Bai Yuhan sat on chairs.

"Welcome to today's guest, our legendary brother. Comrade Bai Yuhan, the white swordsman. Liu Yan applauded, and at the bottom of the video, countless cartoon palms suddenly appeared, as well as applause. It seems to be very lively.

Bai Yuhan was dressed very simply, a T-shirt and jeans, nothing more: "Netizen. Hello everyone. ”

"Hey, swordsman. Don't you feel a little ashamed to sit here? Liu Yan suddenly asked.

"What did you say, Liu Yan." Bai Yuhan acted as if he was inexplicable.

"We're here to interview guests. Do you think you're a guest? The script was written by you, are you embarrassed to come out as a guest? You're the show's producer. ”

Bai Yuhan pretended to shake his head: "Liu Yan, it's a big mistake, you must know that our show is a high-end talk show." What is called high-end atmosphere and high-grade, it is to be different, other people's programs are expensive and hard to invite stars, let's not invite them...... Uh, no, we're not invited, you know! Let's be our own guests, I've planned it, I'll come today, let Lu Zhengyu come next time, and let the fat man come next time......"

Very cooperative, when talking about Lu Zhengyu, Lu Zhengyu's exaggerated photo rose from the bottom of the screen. Speaking of fat people, Gong Ge's photos of men dressed as women rise.

“…… Then I ran down in a lap, and the audience estimated that the previous content had almost forgotten about it, so I can't do it again logically, right? ”

Liu Yan was embarrassed: "Swordsman, I instantly feel that my future is bleak, which is high-end and high-grade, this is obviously vulgar and fooling people." ”

"How can it be said that doing a show fools people, this is called the spirit of entertainment."

Liu Yan deliberately showed an impatient smile: "Okay, let's applaud and bid farewell to the white swordsman comrade with an entertaining spirit!" Today's guests will play, so exciting, I believe that the audience in front of the computer must be fascinated, okay, we will see you in the next episode! ”

"Don't, don't! And to fool...... Uh, no, you have to entertain for five minutes, otherwise you will have to deduct your salary! Bai Yuhan hurriedly stopped.

After speaking, Liu Yan and Bai Yuhan laughed together.

Liu Yan straightened his voice: "Okay, that's all for the joke, today's swordsman will be a guest and will play, let's still have a serious interview." Swordsman, what have you been busy with lately? ”

"There's so much to do, and you know that time is precious for successful people like us. You see, I'm going to catch a plane and go to a meeting later. Bai Yuhan raised his wrist, looked at his watch, and said.

At this time, a voiceover came, which seemed to be a certain staff member: "Swordsman, the landlord is missing one, you come back quickly." Continue to stay overnight tonight. ”

Bai Yuhan suddenly smiled kindly and shook his head: "This thing is definitely not talking to me." ”

Liu Yan laughed: "Okay, you're very busy, everyone understands." Let's change the subject, you see, the day before yesterday was New Year's Day, and we are in a new year. In the last year, you've created a lot of great works, such as "All in All", "The Tuner", and some commercials. You have also gone from a grassroots to a high-profile cutting-edge director, and you have completed such a big transformation, how do you feel about yourself? ”

Bai Yuhan thought for a while and said: "What do you want to say, it's a lot, at this time last year, I didn't expect that I would become an actor and a director, or even a producer, and run a film and television studio with everyone, and now even the animation studio is ready, and the jump is really big." ”

"It's pretty big." Liu Yan agreed

"So I just said that I was very busy, I was really busy, and I basically didn't have any free time." Bai Yuhan explained.

At this time, the voiceover came again: "Swordsman, I haven't talked yet." Hurry up, we'll all wait until the flowers are gone! ”

Bai Yuhan took a deep breath. said to the director: "Director, you pinch the camera first." I'm going to drink saliva. ”

"Pinched." The director said.

Click, the picture goes out.

But the sound is still there.

I heard Bai Yuhan's roar: "Shen Cong, you beep, believe it or not, I will beat you to death, beep, fight the landlord, fight the landlord, I beep and call you this beep and call me to fight the landlord, beep continue to ......beep

In all kinds of silence, accompanied by the sound of tables falling, the sound of cups breaking, and the screams of a few people. There was the sound of someone panting, and the clucking of an old hen, and the wrinkling of a puppy.

There was a lot of chickens and dogs jumping.

Then I heard Bai Yuhan's satisfied voice: "Okay, director, I've finished drinking water, and I'm ready to turn on." ”

The picture was lit up again, Bai Yuhan took a rag, wiped his hands, and sat on the chair with a smile, as if nothing had happened before: "Liu Yan." Now that we've said that, let's move on. ”

"Ugh." Liu Yan said embarrassedly, "Speaking of which, you are very busy." ”

"Yes, yes, I'm really busy. There's no way, successful people are like this. Sometimes I think back to my ordinary but peaceful life, which was not as glamorous as it is now. But the more I experienced, the more I yearned. Essentially, I just want to be a beautiful man quietly. Away from the hustle and bustle, away from the glitz. Let my beauty shine out quietly. ”

In the end, Bai Yuhan showed a melodious smile: "Hehe." ”

So, Liu Yan said with an innocent and speechless expression: "Okay, then we won't disturb you to quietly exude beauty, the guests of this issue will play, it is really an interview with the fall, let us move to the next section...... Liu Yan came to leave a message! ”

Liu Yan came to leave a message for interaction with netizens, because it was the first issue, Liu Yan just read some words on station b, and netizens expressed their expectations and blessings to "Liu Yanlai Message".

Subsequently, enter the demon and turn into a gray plate.

A song sung by Liu Yan himself: "I have encountered too many demons, lend me a ball of anger, and turning into ashes will not make you feel better." ”

Smack!

The screen jumps.

In front of the Sinosteel International Building, Liu Yan and a lady with her back to the camera almost collided together.

"Huh."

"Huh."

The two smiled understandingly, then dodged to the left at the same time, and almost bumped into each other again.

"Huh."

"Huh."

The two smiled at each other understandingly, and at the same time moved a step to the right, only to almost bump into each other.

Liu Yan shook his head with a smile: "It's not a way to go on like this." ”

After speaking, he suddenly hit his head on the other party's head, the other party fell down in response, and Liu Yan strode away.

The solution to the problem is so direct and effective.

Smack!

Switch to the next short story.

In an elegant restaurant, Liu Yan and Bai Yuhan sat facing each other. Bai Yuhan wore black toad glasses, a black suit, a black T-shirt, and a skull pendant around his neck, and said with a cold face: "Aren't you afraid to know my details?" ”

Liu Yan said with a face: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, they all told me before they came."

Finish...... Say you're ...... Killer, people on the road call you a cold-faced killer. ”

Bai Yuhan raised his head and continued to be cold: "Well, you seem to know too much. ”

"Huh?"

"It's okay, it's okay, after all, it's a blind date, and I have to live a lifetime in the future, and I have nothing to hide in front of you." As he spoke, Bai Yuhan took off the toad mirror.

immediately caused Liu Yan to commit another wave of nymphomania.

Then, Bai Yuhan instantly changed from a cold man to a dirt bun: "Oh, mom, it can suffocate me." I'm a cold-faced killer, I'm not ......"

didn't care about it, he directly picked up a big bowl of cold noodles, and ate it with a bang: "...... It's a waste of fame. ”

So, in Liu Yan's dumbfounded eyes, Bai Yuhan finished the last noodle fiercely and put the bowl aside: "Waiter." ”

The bowl was already piled high: "Another bowl of cold noodles." ”

Liu Yan went crazy in an instant.

Nima, this is the cold-faced killer!

"Lalala, entertainment black talk flying, guests will play, Liu Yan comes to leave a message, and the demon turns to ashes!"

The first issue of "Liu Yanlai Message" ended. (To be continued......)

ps: There is still an oh in the back, monthly passes, subscriptions!