Chapter 117: Fragmented Comedy [Fifth Update, Ask for the First Order, Monthly Pass]
The car was on the road, Wang Ziwen was driving, and Bai Yuhan was chatting with Liu Yan.
"You are from Wuhu, I am from Luzhou, speaking of which, we are both fellow villagers of Hui'an."
"Of course I know, people say that when a fellow sees a fellow countryman, his eyes are full of tears, and in the studio in the future, Director Bai will have to take more care of it." Liu Yan said enthusiastically, he is not young, and he is the host again, and his skills of seeing people and talking about people and talking about ghosts must be full.
Bai Yuhan smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Wang has worked hard to dig you up." When you come to our studio, you are our pillar, and all resources will be tilted towards you. This "Liu Yan Comes to Leave a Message" is just an attempt, we hope to build you into a comprehensive artist who can host, act, and sing, and you will be a business card of the studio in the future. ”
"Director Bai said this, I feel a lot of pressure."
"Don't be polite, call me a swordsman."
"It's always called Bai Dao, and it does seem too raw, then I'll call you a swordsman."
"That's right, in the future, we will be colleagues in a company, don't be too angry, you will treat the White Swordsman Studio as your own home, and soon you will find that our studio is definitely different from other film and television companies, and there is a home atmosphere here."
"I've heard of this for a long time, you ...... Oh no, it's our White Swordsman Studio, is it happy first. I will follow the rules of the studio. The novel is memorized: a team that confidently shows itself, a system where you can bring pets to work, an environment where a small employee can also complain about the boss, an atmosphere that accepts innovation and challenges, and a family that can not be replaced for a lifetime! Finally, it is summarized into a key word. Happy! ”
"Haha, I didn't expect the decision to be hot at that time. It's so widespread. ”
"I guess we have captured the working conditions that employees want most."
As he spoke, he talked about the entertainment program "Liu Yan Comes to Leave a Message".
Bai Yuhan said: "Four plates. Entertainment black talk flying, guests will play, Liu Yan came to leave a message, and the demon turned to ashes. It is to imitate the most difficult tongue twister in our China, the black fertilizer is gray, and the gray fertilizer is black...... Anyway, it's hard to read, and it's quite interesting to adapt it into limerick poetry, right. You have to be familiar with this limerick poem, and you have to come to the beginning of each episode of the show. ”
"Tongue twisters are our basic skills as hosts, entertainment black talk flying, guests will play, Liu Yan comes to leave a message, the demon turns to ashes, how about it, it's smooth, right?" Liu Yan listened to it again. It's very familiar with it, unlike Bai Yuhan, who made things out by himself, but he still stammered when he read them.
"Awesome. That's right. Do you recite that black fertilizer tongue twister? ”
"Of course, do you want to listen?"
"That's a good idea."
So, Liu Yan revealed his host skills: "Chemical fertilizers will volatilize." Black fertilizer is gray. Gray fertilizer blackened. Black fertilizer will volatilize when it is gray, and gray fertilizer will be black when it volatilizes. Black fertilizer volatilizes ash and will fly. Gray chemical fertilizer volatilizes and blackens and will fly flowers. Black ash fertilizer will volatilize gray and black for flowers, and gray and black fertilizer will volatilize and black ash for flowers. Black ash, fertilizer ash will volatilize, gray will be black, gray will fly. Gray and black fertilizers will volatilize, and the black ash will fly and the flowers will turn to ash. Blackened black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize gray black ash flowers will fly back, ash gray black fertilizer will volatilize black ash for flying flowers back to ash. ”
A passage down, without panting.
Bai Yuhan was impressed when he heard it: "Amazing, it's so powerful, I'm dizzy when I hear it, you can still read it." My admiration for you is suddenly as uncontrollable as the flooding of the Yellow River. When I was a child, I admired those who spoke cross talk, and it was very interesting to recite tongue twisters. But I just can't learn, why is there such a big gap between this person and others? ”
Liu Yan smiled and said: "In fact, tongue twisters also need to be practiced, don't we often say that the tongue is the most flexible muscle in the human body, in fact, the tongue is also composed of several muscles." When speaking some similar syllables, you need the muscles of the tongue to make some subtle and quick adjustments. This is something that needs to be practiced, and basically if you practice a lot, you can say that it is not bad. ”
"Oh, I see, I always thought that it was not our Luzhou dialect, 'h' and 'f' did not distinguish between me and caused me to be bad at tongue twisters."
"In many places, there is no distinction between 'h' and 'f', so it is still very important to promote Mandarin."
"Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years."
"Swordsman, don't praise me so much, it's all basic common sense."
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After arriving at the studio, Bai Yuhan first took Liu Yan to visit the environment of the studio, especially the studio specially prepared for "Liu Yan Comes to Leave a Message". It's a small room, with a studio on half of it, and a wallpaper covered with Youku's logo in the background. The other half is two cameras in different positions, as well as a teleprompter, lighting, and recording equipment.
In order to highlight Liu Yan's good figure, there was not even a table in the studio, except for the guest meeting, Liu Yan needed to stand to do the show.
"That's basically it, the show is very easy to do, we have a professional team to prepare all the scripts for you, what you need to do is to use your own way to tell the show to be beautiful and fun. In addition, when interacting with guests, you need to grasp it yourself. As for the turning of demons to ashes, it's the beginning of your acting. ”
"Understood."
"That's okay, let's do this first, let's have a meal together at noon, Mr. Wang, Vice President Wang, it can be regarded as a pick-up for you. Work will start in the afternoon, and strive to go online next month. ”
Work started at 1 p.m.
Entertainment Slang Fly needs timeliness, so it will delay production for a few days, and now the production is starting to turn the demon to ashes, that is, a fragmented sitcom borrowed from "Lady Sling" and "Lady Best". The shots are simple and the story is short, even Liu Yan, who has no acting experience, can shoot more than a dozen in one afternoon.
The people who played with Liu Yan were all employees of the studio, and even Bai Yuhan himself went into battle and acted in a few rival scenes with Liu Yan.
After filming like this for two days, the material for the demon to turn into ashes is enough, and the guests will play when they start recording.
The first guest is Bai Yuhan. In fact, Bai Yuhan didn't plan to go to the first issue by himself. I really want to find a big-name star to come to the platform, but it's a pity. The White Swordsman Studio has too few connections in the circle, and celebrities can't be invited. Only Bai Yuhan himself came to the station in person for the first issue.
Invite some small stars first, and then invite big-name stars when the ratings of the show go up.
Time does not stop, all preparations have been made, just wait for Thursday, January 4, 2007, the first issue of "Liu Yanlai Message" online.
Two days in advance, on Tuesday, January 2, another weekly advertising drama "Datang Good Shrimp" produced by White Swordsman Studio was launched. This advertising drama, enabled by the main actors. are all students of film and television colleges, so their acting skills are more exaggerated. However, it is an advertising film filmed to promote "Tang Heroes". Easy games do not have any strict requirements for quality.
Even netizens are not demanding about the quality of the short drama, but many people praise the good shooting of this drama. I have to say that for online dramas, everyone's requirements are still very low. "Datang Good Shrimp" successfully bridging the gap period of the works of the White Swordsman Studio.
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On the day of the launch of "Datang Good Shrimp", Bai Yuhan interviewed another young man who came to apply for a director.
"Easy to revitalize ......"
The young man in front of him still had his hair. But the chubby face and obscene language completely betrayed him as the one in the future, and the sensational beast Yi Xiaoxing on the Internet. And the works he brought to his own direction also illustrate this point. Howling game video in the style of the beast.
All kinds of meat jokes and obscene words are easy to come by, and they are imaginative. Eclectic.
This is a director's embryo with real material.
Of course, Bai Yuhan won't let it go: "Yi Zhenxing, right, these videos of yours explaining the game." It's a little obscene, but it's funny. It's very creative and the lines are interesting. You're the director, our studio signed it, but since you don't have any directing skills, you still have to focus on learning, and I will arrange for you to follow a few directors to see how they master the crew. ”
"Thank you Bai Dao, I will definitely study hard." For being able to get a regular director's opportunity, Yi Zhenxing's obscene face couldn't help but show an excited look.
Bai Yuhan smiled slightly: "Also, the studio will pay you to continue to shoot videos explaining the game, I think these contents are still very good, put them on our station b, can attract traffic, and the most important thing is that the cost is very low." ”
"Then I must make a video with my heart, and strive to refine the style and lines of the explanation game, so as not to be so obscene and affect the image of the studio."
"There's no need to make a fuss, in fact, you just keep your own style, make a film on the Internet, and don't take the word elegance too seriously. Art is something that should be pursued, but it needs to be a gradual process, and you can't make a film that pleases the audience right now, you have to make an art film. ”
"What Bai Dao said makes a lot of sense."
"Haha, I'm just talking nonsense, look at your resume, you are 84 years old, and you are one year younger than me, don't call me a white director or anything like that in the future, just call me a swordsman. By the way, I see what kind of stupid dad Xiaoxing you call yourself in the video, I think this nickname is not good, the word dad, it's always a bit of an eyesore, it's better to change it. ”
Yi Zhenxing nodded: "Bai ...... Swordsman, what do you think I should change my nickname, it's better to be as popular as you, the legend is that Brother Bai Swordsman, it sounds like a kind of domineering with a tiger's body. ”
"Haha, aren't you wearing a mask with a 'beast' painted on it, otherwise you would be called 'Beast Yi Xiaoxing', and there is a little wind in your domineering. Sao, quite handsome and handsome style. ”
"Well, yes, yes, I think so, this nickname can fully reflect my own integrity, okay, I'll call Beast Yi Xiaoxing."
Bai Yuhan patted Yi Zhenxing's shoulder: "Actually, the nickname is a floating cloud for us quiet beautiful men. But for ordinary people, it is indispensable, in order not to let others have too much sense of distance, they can only reluctantly give a code name. ”
"Confidant, swordsman!" Yi Zhenxing's eyes lit up, holding Bai Yuhan's hand, and he died heroically as a confidant.
Of course, it can also be understood as sycophancy. (To be continued......)