Holding a cigarette in his mouth, blowing a cool breeze, crossing Erlang's legs, and counting the little stars in the sky......

At this time, Guan Yu was lying in the bridge hole of a certain bridge in Jiangling City, enjoying this kind of ...... The feeling of egg pain.

I still remember that two months ago, Guan Yu was full of pride, carrying a cloth bag sewn by his mother herself, bidding farewell to his mother and the old immortal master on the mountain, and resolutely left the small mountain village where he had lived for 20 years and broke into the big city of Jiangling City.

When leaving the mountain village, Guan Yu made a poisonous oath in front of the 500-year-old locust tree at the head of the village, to make a career in the big city, make a lot of money, drive a luxury car, and marry the village flower king Erya!

But the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny! Facts have proved that the bridge and bridge hole are the final destination of Guan Yu after two months of hard work in the big city!

Thinking about Guan Yu, he still feels aggrieved, he was a delivery man at the Yonghe Tianwang fast food restaurant, but because he heroically rescued a woman who fell into the water when he passed by a small lake on the outskirts of the city when delivering food......

But this is not the point, the point is that Guan Yu is determined to be a good person, and dragged the woman who fell into the water to the shore, which is a great thing, who knew that as soon as the woman was rescued to the shore, she actually jumped up and slapped Guan Yu directly, scolding Guan Yu for being a stinky rascal, but later, Guan Yu figured out that the woman was learning to swim by the small lake.

Later, a few big men who came to beat Guan Yu didn't want to have a conflict, so he ran away with fast food, but because of Guan Yu's "righteous and courageous" move, the delivery time was delayed, and the customer reported to the fast food restaurant, and the boss was furious and directly fried Guan Yu's squid! Thinking about Guan Yu, he has a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.

"Alas...... It must be that God is jealous of my rebellious face that makes me suffer such a calamity! For the sake of Erya, I will not give in, definitely not! ”

Thinking of Wang Erya's red and handsome little face, Guan Yu was full of energy, but at this moment, a few cheap laughs suddenly came from the road not far away, followed by foul language......

"! Today's brothers are not shallow! This good thing has befallen us! ”

"Boss, this kind of superb girl is really rare! And this girl is delirious, she is drunk at first glance, and she will be excited when she can play! ”

"Boss, you go first! Let's wait for a few brothers! ”

"Wow Ka Ka, it's my turn to be the fourth ......"

……

"Ahh You streams. What are you going to do! Let me go! Then came a cry of horror.

Hey?

Guan Yu's expression was dazed, could it be ......?

Guan Yu has a beautiful carp to play a straight ......

"Ouch,!"

Because the bridge hole was too short, Guan Yu didn't jump up, and hit his head into a bag! He covered his head, got up, felt the darkness, and climbed up the small steep slope to the bridge with a smoke, and looked at it fixedly......

Not far away, on the side of the road, under the dim light, there were six or seven thugs standing around, surrounded by a woman, and there was a bright and bright performance, in broad daylight...... Oh no, the black light is blinding, tune. The matter of the woman of the good family!

Look at the bullied woman, about twenty-two or three years old, wearing a white coat. Dressed in skinny jeans, although she is just a casual outfit, it is difficult to hide her detached temperament, her face is picturesque, like a knife cut, slightly drunk, her face is red, just a little cute and cute.

Seeing the appearance of the beauty, Guan Yu's eyes flashed with countless little peach hearts.

"Wow! Here's the chance for heroes to save beauty! ”

According to Guan Yu's experience of watching bloody dramas for so long, once the protagonist hero saves the beauty, the heroine will promise each other with her body, and this Nima Dou Da peach blossom is here! If that's really the case, Guan Yu is likely to say goodbye to the bad luck of being single and saying goodbye to the little first man! Wow, Guan Yu was so excited when he thought of this, he had already thrown Wang Erya out of the clouds.

"Tear the ......"

A few thugs were a little impatient, and they actually tore the woman's clothes open.

"Holy! This's skin is so white! ”

"I'm going to try to slip or not!"

"Wow Ka Ka, I'm going to see if there's any elasticity there!"

……

"Ahh Bastard! Flow. People!! Who's going to save me!! The peerless beauty screamed.

Just when a few thugs dressed as Kill Matt and with colorful hair were having fun, they heard a broken cry falling from the sky: "Bah! Fowl. Beasts, let go of that girl! ”

Ga!

Several thugs were slightly stunned, and then followed the voice......

A few thugs didn't look at it, but when they saw the dignity of the young man in front of them, they laughed "poof-haha", this guy was wearing a blue worker's outfit and a turtle-like face, standing there very coaxingly.

"I'll give you three seconds to disappear from front of me, otherwise, the consequences are hard for me to imagine!" Guan Yu shook his cool head, pinched his waist with both hands, and said solemnly.

The thugs laughed again, and one of the red hairs almost fell down laughing, and said, "Silly Bi, why can't you be a descendant of Huang Bo and Wang Baoqiang?" Looks so willful, are you man-made in your family? ”

"Oh my God! This kid is even more willful than me! I sighed to myself! ”

"If this kid goes to make a comedy movie, I don't think Huang Bo will have anything to do!"

……

Fowl. The beasts are one by one, one by one, and one by one Wang Baoqiang, Guan Yu is really angry, and his face looks extremely terrible.

Guan Yu has always boasted that he is a beautiful man like Wang Leehom, but this group of birds. The beast actually said that he looked like a comprehensive version of Huang Bo and Wang Baoqiang, and this Uncle Nima couldn't bear it!

"You're killing yourselves!" Guan Yu broke off with a snort.

"Brothers, call me! Fight to the death! But don't hit him in the face, I think this face is very dramatic, and I want to take pictures and send them to the circle. Redfur hurriedly ordered.

"Yes!!"

In addition to the red hair, the other hairs shouted, and rushed towards Guan Yu with a monstrous momentum, they strictly followed the boss's instructions and never slapped their faces.

Five or six hairs quickly closed and approached Guan Yu, Guan Yu was not afraid, the corners of his mouth showed a chuckle, his body moved, punches and kicks, fast as the wind, and his momentum was like thunder......

"Bang bang bang!"

A few muffled sounds sounded, but I saw five or six figures flying around in the air like sandbags, which was very beautiful......

"Howl Howl Howl ......"

The screams came and went, forming a beautiful landscape with the flying "sandbags".

Approximately thirty seconds passed, and a dead silence was restored...... Guan Yu's sharp eyes stared at the red-haired boss.

Thump......

"Big brother! I was wrong! I was wrong! I'm going to get out of here! The red hair was really frightened, and knelt down, kowtowing like pounding garlic, this buddy is a master! It only took thirty seconds to solve my little brothers!

"You can say I'm not handsome, you can even say I'm ugly, but you can never say that I look like that...... nozuonodie！ Guan Yu gritted his teeth and said word by word.

Guan Yu is a principled man after all!

"Yes, yes...... Eldest brother! I didn't see it clearly just now, but now that I look closely, you're just ...... Liu has to be in a hurry! Oh no, no, you're just a Zhou leap method! The red hair said in a loud voice, for the sake of his own life, he had to say this with a clear conscience.

At this moment, the tall beauty who was rescued by Guan Yu actually ran over drunk, and shouted happily: "Ahhhh You're really Huang Bo! You're amazing! I'm a big fan of yours! Sign me your name! Check it out here! The drunken tall beauty smiled like a trumpet flower in spring, pointing to her chest and asking for an autograph!

"Poof......" Guan Yu only felt a sweetness in his throat, and there was a feeling of internal bleeding.

Rao is a master of him, but how can he defeat her words like a knife!