Chapter 2 Go with a drunken beauty

Guan Yu was really hurt, this rescued beauty actually said that she was that Huang Bo, if it weren't for him being a woman, Guan Yu would have gone up and beaten her up!

"Sister Xiao, please respect me, my name is Guan Yu." Guan Yu said solemnly.

"Huh? When are you going to act in a new film? Be...... Three Kingdoms films? It's actually called Guan Yu? Brother Huang, I like to watch your movies, it's funny, especially you and Chun. Brilliant Zhu Bajie, that guy played ...... What's that called? Oh yes...... It's called "Let the Bullets Fly"! ……”

“……”

This liar, it is clearly played by Ge You, and he also says that he is a loyal fan of himself.

Guan Yu broke off: "Enough, Sister Xiao, please don't insult me anymore!" My name is Guan Yu!! Guan Yu's pass, Dayu's big water, oh no, Dayu's Yu! ”

The drunken beauty was frightened, but she looked at Guan Yu very innocently and cutely, imagining him as her idol Huang Moumou.

The red-haired eyes rolled wildly, and at this moment, he actually pulled his legs and fled, but a cold voice came from the face: "Who let you go?" ”

But Hongmao ignored it, and ran faster and faster, he thought he could escape, but Guan Yu's body stopped in front of Hongmao like an afterimage!

"Big brother, please let me go, I'm really wrong, I have an eighty-year-old mother, middle-aged parents, and unborn children! ......," the red-haired cried out in a stack.

"Click!!"

Guan Yu kicked between Hongmao's legs, only to hear this crisp sound, Hongmao hugged his pants. Crotch, with a scream of "whoop", lay on the ground, like a lobster.

"A shameless bird like you who endangers society. Beast, you're all light! Guan Yu's cold voice echoed in the night sky, looking cool and handsome.

Guan Yu subconsciously shook off the cool hairstyle to make himself look more handsome, after all, Guan Yu prides himself on being a beautiful man like Wang Leehom.

"Ahh Brother Huang, you are simply handsome and cool, you are simply the Prince Charming in my heart! The rescued beauty ran over, and got a liquor bottle out of nowhere, and the liquor bottle also contained more than half a bottle of liquor: "Brother Huang, in order to express my admiration for you, I salute you!" I'll do it first! ”

"Gooo......"

The beauty didn't say a word, she poured herself a small half bottle of liquor, the image of this drinking wine simply frightened Guan Yu, who is this Nima, I thought this woman was a virtuous woman in the show, but it turned out to be a female drunkard!

Is this beauty going to drink this half bottle of wine? If you drink it like this, you will drink it to death, and although you adore me very much, you can't joke with life!

Guan Yu pulled out the liquor bottle from the beauty's hand, threw it directly on the road, and said lightly: "You go home quickly, I'm leaving here too." ”

After saying this, Guan Yu resolutely walked in one direction, although the imaginary "heroes save the beauty and promise each other" did not appear, but Guan Yu didn't feel anything!

After all, Spider-Man's uncle once said: the greater your power, the greater your responsibility.

"Brother Huang, you're really gone! You, you, you...... It's really gone, woo woo woo...... Can you bear to leave me alone in this sad city, tasting the taste of loneliness? There you go! Go ahead! Let me drink the sad wine here alone, to relieve the sorrow in my heart, let my sorrow flow eastward with the surging river, and let the sorrow be drowned with wine, and I am afraid that the Sungai boat will not be able to carry the many sorrows......"

"......" Guan Yu was helpless, this woman was crazy with alcohol, not ordinarily powerful, he turned around and took a look......

it!

This beauty sat down directly on the ground, and actually got a few bottles of liquor out of nowhere and drank them wildly!

"I'm Nima, I'm convinced of you!" Guan Yu ran over again, snatched the beauty's wine bottles, and smashed them one by one.

Shaking his head, Guan Yu sighed: "I can be regarded as benevolent and righteous, okay, good luck." There will be no time in the future! ”

Just when Guan Yu was about to stand up and leave, the beautiful woman sent out a strong force out of nowhere, and actually hugged Guan Yu all of a sudden, and her face lay straight on Guan Yu's shoulder, whimpering like a little girl who had lost her home: "Brother Huang, please don't leave me, okay?" I'm so sad in my heart! I feel like the whole world has abandoned me! ……”

The beauty hugged Guan Yu's body tightly, and Guan Yu realized that the two lumps were soft and elastic, but they were ......

"No, no, no! I'm a decent man, and I can't do things that even brutes look down upon. Saying this, Guan Yu hurriedly wanted to push the beauty out, but he pushed it like this......

Ga!

This beauty actually lay on Guan Yu's shoulder...... Asleep!! And smashed his mouth, and slept soundly.

“……”

Looking at the cute and red pretty face of the beautiful woman on her shoulder, Guan Yu sighed helplessly: "Alas...... I owe you! ”

Saying this, Guan Yu hugged the beautiful woman sideways and walked in one direction.

Guan Yu's goal is to find a small hotel and take this beauty to ...... Open the house.

Of course, don't think so badly about Guan Yu, he is afraid that the beauty will be colored again outside. Bullied by wolves, so I plan to find a small hotel for the beautiful woman to settle down.

Guan Yu is a little bit good though. Sex, but a cool man with principles. With the huge amount of money of more than 100 yuan on Guan Yu's body at present, he can only find a very poor small hotel-

Guan Yu knew that there was a very small black hotel at the end of the road, which was not only cheap, but also had special clothes. Business......

Guan Yu walked for about fifteen minutes, but only when he reached the end of the road and saw the small hotel: the Bright Light Hotel.

In the meantime, the beauty has been sleeping peacefully in Guan Yu's arms......

Glancing at the signboard on the small hotel, ordinary room 60, Guan Yu gritted his teeth and walked in with the beautiful woman in his arms.

"Wait, wait!"

Before Guan Yu entered the door, he was stopped by a plump woman, this woman was about forty years old, not to mention how miserable she looked, she was very fat, and she had a pair of breasts, like two grinding discs, which looked very terrifying.

"Ah...... You're the hostess, right? It looks so rich, hehehe...... I'm here to open a room! Guan Yu said with a smile.

When the proprietress heard Guan Yu's words, she showed a shocked look.

She swept left and right.

Sweep up, sweep down.

Oh my god!

A sloppy turtle is holding a superb beauty, is this Nima swollen? Has the country's poverty alleviation plan been implemented so well?! Rao is the proprietress is accustomed to seeing wind and rain, and has experienced countless rainbows, but she is also shocked on the outside and tender on the inside!

It's just that the proprietress immediately flickered in her eyes, flashed a look of surprise, and looked at Guan Yu again, this kid has an obscene and bad face, which can't help but remind the proprietress of the recent news broadcast in Jiangling City: Recently, the "Midnight Madness" has appeared in Jiangling City at night, which has ruined several beautiful girls, and I hope that the relevant citizens will actively report to the police! If you provide useful clues, you will be given a reward ranging from 8,000 yuan to 20,000 yuan!

Could it be?

The proprietress sank in her heart, and her face turned pale with fright, this kid can't be the 'Midnight Maniah' on TV, right?

The proprietress is frightened, it is said that the midnight madman has committed countless crimes, and she picks beautiful women to attack! Although the proprietress is not a beauty in the strict sense, she is at least a woman, what if the madman goes crazy?

The proprietress purred her eyes and turned quickly, covering her private parts underneath, and hurriedly squeezed out a miserable smile: "Crazy, oh no, no...... Sir, you're going to stay overnight, aren't you? ”

"Uh-huh! That's right, how much is one. Night? Guan Yu still looked smiling.

Want money?

The proprietress was so frightened that her legs trembled, she almost urinated, and she still wanted money? Have you ever seen someone who dares to ask a bad guy for money?

"No, no, no money!" The proprietress hurriedly took out a key and handed it to Guan Yu: "205, big and bright!" You grow old! ”

"Huh? No! I'm a principled person, how can you do it without money? You wait! I'll send this woman to my room, and I'll give you money when I come down!" ”

"Don't, big brother, I beg you, I really don't want money! I ask who wants money, and I don't dare to ask you for money! If you ask for money, I'll give it back to you! The proprietress looked bitter, begged Guan Yu, and almost knelt down.

"......" Guan Yu was really depressed and surprised, and saved a huge amount of money: "Since you don't want money, then I really won't give it!" Hey...... Girl, let's go! Saying this, Guan Yu hugged the beauty and went up to the second floor......

Pedal!

Guan Yu finally disappeared on the stairs......

The proprietress was so frightened that she was soaked, and almost fell to the ground, he hurriedly ran out of his small shop, ran more than ten meters away, but only took out his mobile phone and pressed the police number, as soon as it was connected, the proprietress began to shout: "That police comrade, come and save me, the midnight madness is here with me!" ……”

"What? Have you been spoiled by the Midnight Mania? The police officer shouted over there.

Hostess: "......"