Chapter 009: Black, White and Gray in Four
"Okay, you two, it's too much. On the first day of school, you two adulterers.**, colluded with each other to make me pee my pants......" Pipiru wiped his pants with a tissue while grabbing oysters there to eat.
After a few bottles of beer, Pipiru began to tell pornographic jokes. Lin Xiaolu is a quiet girl. Although she also likes to eat stinky tofu with a heavy taste, she can't stand the yellow jokes with such a heavy taste as Pipiru. After secretly touching a cup with Fang Tianbao, Lin Xiaolu got up to leave.
"Why do you want to go? I haven't eaten so many things......" Pipiru spoke, his teeth full of leek leaves.
"No, at six o'clock in the evening, I still have a tutor. Say goodbye to the two ......" After speaking, Lin Xiaolu lifted her slender legs and got up to leave. Fang Tianbao used the strength of the wine to look at her shadow under the sunset, and a heart-pounding feeling swept through his heart.
"Look at her waist, her ass...... Damn, if I let Pipiru ...... from behind" Pipiru just wanted to continue, so he asked Fang Tianbao to seal his mouth with a leek skewer.
"Brother is now officially warning you. Later, this woman, her waist, her ass, her legs, all of her, are mine, do you hear? Fang Tianbao finished speaking, half-jokingly and half-seriously, and drank the wine in the cup with a bang.
Eat people with short mouths.
In order to thank Fang Tianbao for his treat, Pipiru not only admitted that everything on Lin Xiaolu was his. Moreover, next, Pipiru also said a lot about Lin Xiaolu.
Don't look at Lin Xiaolu's beautiful appearance and neat dressing. In fact, her family is quite miserable. A few years ago, her father was in a car accident and paralyzed the lower half of his body, leaving him with a wheelchair for life. It is said that before the car accident, her father was a section-level cadre in the procuratorate and was handling a big case.
In that car accident, the driver was not caught. The government can only partially reimburse the huge medical expenses. Lin Xiaolu's father has become a waste, and her mother is just a laid-off worker. Under the huge economic pressure, Lin Xiaolu exercised her strong heart. In order to pave the family, Lin Xiaolu went to find a part-time job whenever she was free.
Sometimes, she helps businesses with promotions. Sometimes, she tutors elementary school students. Although she has worked a lot of part-time jobs, Lin Xiaolu's academic performance has always been at the top of her grade. If the fourth middle school can be admitted to three undergraduates, then Lin Xiaolu will be one of them. People are beautiful and sexy, and they can live a family. In the hearts of many boys, Lin Xiaolu has become their sacred night fantasy object.
"Honestly, did you kid ever fantasize about her secretly?" Fang Tianbao pinched Pipiru's neck and tortured him.
"Damn, do you need to talk about that? Which girl in our class, I haven't fantasized about it? Even the two-hundred-pound tiger girl in Class 6, Lao Tzu fantasized about it once......" When Pipiru said this, Fang Tianbao was also relieved.
When a person takes a lack of virtue to the extreme, it is as ordinary as eating and drinking. What reason is there to blame and wonder about him? In addition to talking about Lin Xiaolu, Pipiru also talked about the beauties of other classes and levels. Of course, there must also be the premier mayor's daughter, Guan Chuling.
However, Pipiru himself confessed that he had not actually fantasized about Guan Chuling a few times. Fang Tianbao asked him why.
Pipiru didn't say anything, just shook his head and said, "Hey, what's the point of fantasizing about her?" She never looked at me. Fantasizing about her, isn't it the same as fantasizing about Fan Bingbing? Guan Chuling and I are not people of the same world at all......"
It turns out that not all beauties will fantasize about Pipiru. The objects of his fantasies are all those who have spoken to him, spoken to, and had contact. For example, the tiger girl who weighed 200 pounds in Class 6 shook hands with him.
"Damn, that's all you need? Won't you fight back against one? After Fang Tianbao finished speaking, he ordered a Hongta Mountain, and looked into the distance with a melancholy look.
"Damn, brother, don't tell me, you even want Guan Chuling to be in your pocket, right......?" Pipiru couldn't believe it.
"It's not impossible. I won't tell you, brother, I've even touched Guan Chuling's Mount Fuji, ......do you believe it? Fang Tianbao grunted and drank all the wine in the cup.
"Wow, awesome, awesome! Come on, brother, for the sake of Guan Chuling's Mount Fuji, let's go a ......" The two of them grinned and dried five or six bottles of beer on the table.
After a full meal, the two began a new round of gibberish. As he spoke, Pipiru began to complain about the fourth middle school.
Pipiru said: "In the fourth middle school, Lao Tzu has never found the dignity of being a human being. ”
"Brother, what do you say?" Fang Tianbao looked at Pipiru's tearful eyes, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. Could it be that this baby, as soon as he drinks too much, he will easily become a poet? It wasn't until Pipiru told Fang Tianbao the story he had suppressed in his heart that Fang Tianbao suddenly realized.
Pipiru said: "In the fourth, there are three people, and they can't be messed with. As long as you get into trouble, there will be absolutely no good fruit to eat. ”
Fang Tianbao asked, "Which three?" ”
Pipiru said: "These three people can be referred to simply as - black, white, and gray!" ”
Fang Tianbao asked: "Black, white and gray?" How so? ”
Pipiru said: "The so-called black, white and gray refer to the three major school bullies in the fourth middle school. They are - Black Skin, White Lady, Prince Gray. ”
Pipiru also told Fang Tianbao. Among the three "black, white and gray" school tyrants, Prince Gray is the strongest.
"Anyone can mess with it, don't mess with that guy nicknamed Prince Gray." When Pipiru mentioned Prince Ash, he seemed to have palpitations.
Once, Pipiru accidentally went to the toilet and splashed a drop of urine on Prince Gray's leather shoes. As a result, that time, two of Prince Gray's subordinates slapped him more than a dozen times in the toilet. It's not enough to slap the face. Prince Ash also asked Pipiru to kneel in the toilet and sing the national anthem to the tap. When singing the national anthem, Pipiru is not allowed to cry, laugh, or go out of tune, and his expression must be vivid and exciting. Feeling.
Thinking that Pipiru was punished for kneeling in the toilet, facing the tap and singing with a rich expression: "Get up, get up, get up and ......", Fang Tianbao couldn't help laughing.
"Damn, ...... you're still laughing?" Pipiru smoked a cigarette and wiped his tears from his hands. It seems that the experience of singing the national anthem did cause a huge psychological shadow for him.
"Okay, brother doesn't laugh anymore. Except for the prince who forced you to sing the national anthem, tell me about the other two. One is called the black skin, and the other is called the white lady? Oh, by the way, how can there be a white lady? Is there any Xu Xian? ”
Fang Tianbao suddenly felt that these school bullies in the fourth middle school were really weird. Even nicknames, they all take the artistic route. Black, white and gray - black is black skin, white is white lady, gray is prince gray.
"Damn, don't underestimate this white lady, although she is a female ......"
"What? Or a woman? Female, what kind of bully is the school? Who would be afraid of her? Fang Tianbao felt that this was really interesting.
Pipiru said that the black skin and the prince gray are pure masters. However, the "White Lady" is not easy to mess with, she is a female man. The White Lady is not only among the girls in the fourth middle school, but no one dares to provoke her. Even the boys, no one dared to touch her.
Everyone didn't dare to touch her, mainly because they were afraid of her brother. Because, the elder brother of the White Lady is the famous "Director Qin". Director Qin's status is even higher than that of the black skin and the prince gray.
Director Qin's original name was Qin Shaoleng. He just graduated from No. 4 High School last year. Although, others have already graduated from the fourth middle school. However, he did not get into college and is still unemployed at home. If there is nothing to do, he will come to the fourth middle school to take a walk. The reason why Director Qin is called Director Qin. According to Pipiru, it's because this kid is. It's no surprise that boys are. However, this Director Qin is a bit perverted. Because, he especially likes to pick some junior high school girls to bubble.
There are many junior high school girls and department-level cadres. Therefore, everyone gave him a nickname, Director Qin.
"Fuck, is there any more king's law? This kid actually got more than a dozen chicks in the fourth middle school? No one cares about him...... As soon as Fang Tianbao heard that Director Qin was bullying the girl, he was furious.
"What's the matter? Diao Deyi, the head of the security section, is the same as he is a brother. It is said that there was a junior high school girl, after being opened by Director Qin, she also asked Diao Deyi to baptize her...... "Pipiru said this, as if he was talking about something extraterrestrial, and he was not surprised at all.
Fang Tianbao never expected that in the fourth middle school, there would be bastards like Director Qin and Diao Deyi!
"Pipiru, don't talk too fast. I'll have to sort it out. In other words, now, the distribution map of school tyrants in No. 4 Middle School should be like this. First of all, the most awesome thing is Director Qin, who has graduated, right? After Director Qin, there are still black, white, and gray three big fools, right? Ash, is Prince Ash. White, it's the White Lady. Black, what is black ......? Because Fang Tianbao drank a little too much, his brain couldn't turn for a while.
"Black, it's black skin. Damn, the black skin isn't a good bird either......" Pipiru said, biting into a bunch of roasted leeks. Just as he was about to pick up the wine glass and grunt, the wine glass was kicked away.
"Damn, who are you scolding for not being a good bird?" It was none other than the Gala Bean who had just worn red pants and used tap water as hairspray.
And, Gala Bean is the popular little brother of Brother Heipi.
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