Chapter 008: Autumn Waves
At this time, Mr. Mao finished answering his wife's call outside and came in after being scolded. Because it was an English class, Fang Tianbao and Pipiru, the two isolated English trash, stared at each other as if they were from aliens. Anyway, they didn't understand, so they both played their own games. Fang Tianbao lowered his head and counted the money. For a full five thousand yuan, he counted more than a dozen rounds one by one.
Pipiru drooled as he watched him count the money, feeling bored. So, he quietly took out his mobile phone, and in the mobile phone, there was a vulgar little video he liked. Looking at it, Pipiru got into the groove. He took his coat out of a drawer and quietly tied it around his waist. The entire coat spread out, blocking the lower half of his body.
As soon as the zipper was pulled, Pipiru began to practice. Fang Tianbao knew that silence was better than sound at this time.
At this time, don't disturb Pipiru. It's like, he is a martial arts supreme. When you are practicing the superior martial arts method, the most taboo thing is to be disturbed by others. If you don't get it right, your sneeze will make the martial arts supreme in front of you completely useless. In medicine, it is referred to as "yang. Impotence". Two minutes later, Pipiru, who was practicing in front of the vulgar video, finally reached the boiling point like a pot of water that was being heated.
"Finished?" Fang Tianbao asked him softly.
"It's over!"
"It's fast."
"Well, school has just started, I'm a little nervous, and the production is not high......" Pipiru's body shuddered as he spoke.
"Do you make it okay for your body to eat?" Fang Tianbao began to admire him a little. From childhood to adulthood, Fang Tianbao admired two kinds of people. One is a person who does his own thing and is not afraid of death; One is a person who goes his own way and is shameless. It is clear that Pipiru falls into the latter category.
"Ok! Early this morning, I ate three leek boxes in a row, plus two eggs. Leeks are aphrodisiac, and eggs are high protein ......" Pipiru was still popularizing the physiological hygiene course for Fang Tianbao, when suddenly, a blackboard eraser flew from the podium from afar.
The blackboard eraser was originally intended to rush to Pipiru. Unexpectedly, Mr. Mao had a problem with his crosshairs. Just when the blackboard eraser was about to hit Fang Tianbao's eyes, Fang Tianbao tilted his head, pinched lightly with his left hand, and pinched the blackboard eraser.
"Mom, I'm scared to death......" Pipiru touched his chest, scaring himself.
"Scared to death? I want to stone you to death......" Teacher Mao's face was as angry as Bao Gong.
Fang Tianbao returned the blackboard eraser to Mr. Mao. Teacher Mao didn't forget to warn him: "Fang Tianbao, you too." On the first day of class, I knew where to count money. In your last life, you didn't use money, huh? When Teacher Mao said this, Fang Tianbao hurriedly bowed his head.
"Brother, ignore him. Lao Mao was recently blocked by his wife, and he had an endocrine disorder. This morning, the tires punctured again, and he's on fire now. Pipiru patted Fang Tianbao's thigh.
"How do you know everything?" Fang Tianbao looked at Pipiru's brain and felt that he was not simple. This kid consumes so much every day, and he still has the energy to care about other people's affairs.
"Of course, I also know who pierced Lao Mao's tire." Pipiru pretends to be mysterious and very inadequate.
"Who pierced it?" Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaolu has been eavesdropping on their speeches.
"Prince Gray! Who else but him? Pipiru.
"Don't talk nonsense, be careful that the prince ashes destroy you......" Lin Xiaolu heard that it was the prince's ashes, and her face changed in fright.
"Who is Prince Gray?" This time, Fang Tianbao poked Lin Xiaolu in front of him with his hand.
"Hey, let's go to class, let's talk about it next time......" Lin Xiaolu took out a mirror, put it in the textbook, and gestured with her hand to "Don't speak". looked at Lin Xiaolu in the mirror and looked at her little face. Fang Tianbao suddenly felt that a certain part of his body was starting to be naughty.
"Hey, brother, have you taken a fancy to our family...... Xiaolu?" Unexpectedly, Fang Tianbao's yurt was actually discovered by Pipiru.
"What's the matter, can't you......?"
"Hey, brother, do you really want to touch her? Then you need to prepare some bone-setting pills......" Pipiru laughed weirdly.
"How?"
"How about taking me to the exam room after school in the afternoon?"
"What exam room?" Fang Tianbao is the second.
"Pipiru, are you blackmailing someone again? Fang Tianbao, don't be fooled by him. The examination room he said was the 'champion baking field' behind the fourth middle school. "I didn't expect that Lin Xiaolu would also desert in class.
"No problem, isn't it just a trip to the champion barbecue, buddy has money today, let's see you and leave......" Fang Tianbao originally wanted to shake hands with Pipiru. However, when he thought of the high protein in Pipiru's hands, he was so frightened that he quickly retracted his hand.
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After the afternoon class, the three of them went straight to the champion barbecue.
Coming out of the fourth middle school, I turned another corner, and I had to pass through a small alley with a stinky tofu stall. Fang Tianbao hated smelling those stinky tofus, and he just wanted to scold. Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaolu went directly to the stinky tofu stall and bought fifteen yuan in one go.
"Come, five pieces of ...... for one person" Lin Xiaolu just gave five pieces of stinky tofu to Pipilu, who had a runny nose and grabbed it with his hands and ate it directly.
Damn, this is the same thing as shit, can you eat it? Fang Tianbao was hesitating, only to see that Lin Xiaolu had already covered her mouth and started eating there. Look at her red lips and dripping little mouth, eat it. Fang Tianbao suddenly felt that stinky tofu was not shit anymore.
"Hey, what's wrong? The first time you treat you, don't you give me face? Lin Xiaolu said so, Fang Tianbao really couldn't excuse himself.
Five pieces of stinky tofu were steaming, and the stench pierced Fang Tianbao's nose for a while.
Damn, let it go! For Lin Xiaolu, in order to live up to her kindness. Fang Tianbao swallowed the piece of stinky tofu in one bite, the piece of stinky tofu that was so black that it glowed green.
"Hey, how can you eat like that? Stinky tofu, you have to chew it slowly, look at my ......" Lin Xiaolu taught Fang Tianbao to eat stinky tofu hand in hand. Well, don't say it's stinky tofu, it's arsenic, Fang Tianbao also recognized it. Fang Tianbao pretended to enjoy it extremely much, and killed the other four pieces of stinky tofu piece by piece, one by one.
Damn, don't really say it, after eating five pieces of stinky tofu in a row. Fang Tianbao suddenly felt that stinky tofu was actually not so stinky. Not only does it not stink, but it also smells good. Is this the fucking "power of love"? After eating stinky tofu, the three of them came to the "champion barbecue".
"Champion Grill", the name is quite elegant. However, Fang Tianbao went there to take a look. Damn, the people who ate there were bare-chested and thighs. Even, in the private room, there are a few tattoos that look like Chen Haonan. Not far away, there was a guy with a face covered in Gala Beans. He wore a pair of big pants and put his hand into his inner thighs while waiting for the boss's kebabs. I don't know, he's itching, or he's rubbing the mud balls on his thighs.
"Hey, Pipiru! Your mother brought the school flowers, why don't you come to sit here with the eldest brother? Quick, please grandpa eat a skewer! "It seems that Galabean still knows Pipiru.
"Boss, I swear, today, it's really not my treat......" Pipiru looked bitter. After speaking, he secretly pointed at Fang Tianbao with his hand. It means that Fang Tianbao is the God of Wealth today.
"Damn, don't invite you, I'll have your kid look good later......" Galadou finished speaking, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Lin Xiaolu with a straight face. He probably felt that his image was a little bad, and turned around and went to the private room.
After coming out of the private room, Fang Tianbao found that the image of Gala Bean had changed greatly. It turned out that when he went to the inside, he used tap water as a hairspray and tidied up his hairstyle. No way, as soon as I saw the beauty Lin Xiaolu, Galadou knew to pay attention to the image.
Lin Xiaolu hated Gala Bean, especially his eyes that could cook lamb skewers. She deliberately chose a location by the river. Fang Tianbao understood what she meant, so he sat down next to her. In this way, Galadou wanted to peek at Lin Xiaolu's skirt, but he could only target Fang Tianbao's leg hair.
Today, Fang Tianbao is rich, and being rich is different. He spoke in a bold tone, allowing Pipiru and Xiaolu to let go of eating. Xiaolu didn't let go much, but Pipiru did let go completely. He is unceremonious, just like eating the people. The same as the commune. Order whatever you see. What kind of beer, grilled chicken thighs, grilled lamb skewers, grilled rabbit meat, grilled eggplant...... Everything.
"Hey, Pipiru, aren't you? If you stab someone in someone's leg, you don't feel pain, do you? You order so many leek skewers, can you finish it? Lin Xiaolu couldn't understand why Pipiru ordered ten bunches of leeks in one go.
"Let him order it, Leek Aphrodisiac, he's going to use up the paper in the drawer." What Fang Tianbao said, Lin Xiaolu didn't understand.
"That's right, leeks are aphrodisiac. Xiaolu, and this, oysters are also aphrodisiac......" Pipiru took a piece of oyster and swallowed it directly into his stomach.
"Grow your head...... Lin Xiaolu hit him on the head with a beer lid.
"That's right, it's just to strengthen my head, it's just a small head......" Pipiru said this, Fang Tianbao and Lin Xiaolu invariably poured a full beer on the top of his pants. The two of them laughed out loud when they saw Pipiru peeing his pants in embarrassment. After laughing, the two looked at each other.
The two of them have four eyes, full of affection, and the water is murmuring.
For a second or two, both of them were stunned by each other.
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