[028] The sixth uncle's escape

It is said that the sixth uncle put on the emperor's ring with his bare buttocks, and was immediately chased and killed by the cannibal tribe, but fortunately, his ring spirit immediately rushed out to protect the lord bravely, which did not let the sixth uncle die.

"Sixth Uncle, what is your ring spirit?" Nanke asked curiously, "Wouldn't he have an opinion on the place where you wore the Emperor's Ring?" ”

"It's useless to have an opinion," Qianxue sighed as she sat on the ice sculpture chair, "No matter how many generations of demon gods have to obey the first article of the Emperor's Law, protecting the Emperor's life is the highest priority. ”

The sixth uncle tugged at his lips and said depressedly, "I wish my ring spirit could give me some advice, but he won't speak at all!" He's a gorilla! ”

"Huh? Orangutan Demon God? Sixth uncle, don't look at people with an orangutan head, don't delay talking! There are some demon gods with animal heads! ”

Nanke also thought that the sixth uncle judged people by his appearance, because the ring spirit did not talk to him (the place where the emperor wore the ring), so he mistakenly thought that the ring spirit could not speak.

"It's not an animal head at all!" The sixth uncle knocked on the table and shouted, "It's a gorilla from head to toe!" There is also a piece of hair on the back that is silver! Not a mountain silverback gorilla or what? It only claps its chest and screams, and it likes to eat bananas! ”

Nanke looked at Qianxue and Xia Chi suspiciously, and Xia Chi said a little impatiently: "You summon the ring spirit, I can understand what is going on at a glance!" ”

The sixth uncle bit his lip with an exaggerated expression and said, "Do you really want me to summon on the spot?" It doesn't matter if I take off my pants in front of the two of you? ”

With that, Uncle Six stood up and reached for his trouser belt, and Nanke quickly stopped him.

"Don't! Sixth uncle, if you expose that thing, you will be frozen into a popsicle by Qianxue, or burned into a hot dog by Xia Chi! Can't you summon the Ringwraith without taking off your pants? ”

"Nonsense!" The sixth uncle was so excited that he spat at the stars, "Can you summon sister flowers while wearing gloves?" If I don't take off my pants, I will summon a gorilla in my crotch! Don't want my pants anymore? Don't want my eggs anymore? ”

Seeing that the more Uncle Six talked, the more obscene he became, Nan Ke hurriedly waved his hand to let Uncle Six calm down, and the matter of summoning the spirit of the ring can be talked about later, and first continue to talk about how he escaped back to China.

Unexpectedly, the sixth uncle suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, he summoned the ring spirit by the way in the toilet with the door not tightly closed, only to see a flash of black light, something heavy fell on the tile, and at the same time, the cry of some animal sounded.

"Woo-woo-"

It does sound like the kind of orangutan in a zoo.

A few minutes later, the sixth uncle put on his pants and led his ring spirit back, and Nanke really saw a huge and friendless gorilla, two laps older than the fat sixth uncle, covered in black hair, extremely strong.

Qianxue blinked, brushed her hair curtain with her fingers and asked, "Which one is the orangutan?" Which is your sixth uncle? ”

"Hairy ...... No, it's my sixth uncle who wears clothes! Nanke said angrily, "Qianxue, you deliberately found fault, right?" What's so hard to tell from that? ”

Qianxue looked elsewhere and muttered, "It's a little difficult to tell because it's dim......"

Xia Chi didn't realize that Qianxue was scolding the sixth uncle for being like an orangutan, and the red-haired girl stood up and took a step closer to the orangutan, and patted the orangutan on the broad shoulder without fear.

"Sister, don't forget to wash your hands later," Qianxue said in disgust, "Have you forgotten where the orangutan was summoned?" ”

"Because it couldn't speak, I named it 'Orangutan King.'" The sixth uncle talked too much just now, and now he felt that his mouth was dry, so he picked up the tap water he boiled on the stove and drank a big sip.

The orangutan king stood face to face with Xia Chi, black and red, beast and girl, forming a very strong contrast, if you take it with a camera, it should be enough to participate in the photography exhibition and get a ranking.

Being pressed on his shoulder by Xia Chi's hand, the orangutan king looked extremely deferential, and his black eyes shot out a look of flattery to Xia Chi, as if he hoped that the other party could reward him with bananas.

"It's miserable, it's miserable!" Xia Chi shook his head and took his hand back.

"What's going on?" Nanke couldn't help but be curious in his heart, "Because the sixth uncle wore the Emperor's ring in the wrong place, the ring spirit became mute?" ”

"It doesn't matter where Dai wears," Qianxue sighed at this time, the cold wind blowing from her light-colored lips almost froze the air, "Although the Orangutan King belongs to the 72 Pillars Demon God like us, it has been killed too many times in the long history, and the loss of mana is too great, strictly speaking, it is no longer a Demon God, but a 'Demon Beast'." ”

"Warcraft?" Nanke looked at Qianxue and then at the Orangutan King, feeling that the latter's eyes really did not have the slightest wisdom in his eyes, and he was indeed closer to the beast.

Xia Chi looked at the orangutan king with sympathetic eyes, and said, "Demon gods other than Chiyo will lose their intelligence and degenerate into an existence like a demonic beast, and its combat power is not much stronger than that of a gorilla of the same size in the world, but its vitality is more tenacious." ”

"Outside Chiyo?" Nanke said, "I thought that the two hundred and one generations of you two were enough, and there were actually 72 pillar demon gods other than a thousand generations?" That's not right! When you killed Tothhead, didn't you tell me that it would take 100 years for a new Sand Demon God to be born in the desert? The Orangutan King has been killed in 3,000 years to more than a thousand generations, which means that it will be killed every 3 years on average! Isn't that inconsistent? ”

"You only listened to half of what I said," Qianxue said coldly, "I also said this afternoon that 100 years is only the most time required for the reincarnation of the Demon God, and there are many ways to shorten it." In order to maximize the power of other demon gods, some demon gods will deliberately shorten the reincarnation cycle of the other party, 'raise' the other party, and after killing it, they will use evil magic to resurrect it, and then kill it again...... My sister and I were abused like this by the original Dark Demon God, but luckily we escaped halfway. ”

No wonder they were so angry when they first saw Deserted Night! Nanke thought to himself, although the reincarnation of the Demon God could not inherit the memories of the previous generation, but after being killed so many times by the first generation of Dark Demon Gods, that memory is estimated to have become a survival instinct, and it is stored in the souls of the Ice and Fire Sisters forever.

"Woohoo-woo-woo!"

Listening to Qianxue and Xia Chi talk about the tragedy of the 72 Pillar Demon God killing each other, the Orangutan King seemed to be touched, patting his chest and howling, as if he was screaming.

"It can understand people," said the sixth uncle, sitting on a chair with Erlang's legs crossed, "and can also use gestures to answer some questions." Otherwise, I would have thought it was just an orangutan! ”

After the sixth uncle drank some water to moisten his throat, he began to tell everyone how he escaped from Africa and returned to China.

After the orangutan king was summoned, he blocked the spears thrown by all the cannibals for Uncle Six, and then took Uncle Six under his armpit and drilled into the dense forest. The environment of the jungle is ideal for the Orangutan King, who sometimes climbs the trees and sometimes descends to the ground, and quickly escapes the pursuit of the cannibals.

The sixth uncle was frightened, and hid in the depths of the jungle with the orangutan king and ate bananas for half a month, and then gradually figured out the internal connection between the cannibal tribe's relict ring and the orangutan king.

However, there is more than one relict ring of the cannibal tribe, and the sixth uncle just wanted to leave the dense forest, and was chased and killed by a cannibal warrior with a cheetah ring - if it weren't for the orangutan king's repeated heroic protectors, the sixth uncle would still inevitably be caught back and put in the pot.

"An African tribe has two royal rings?" Nanke was surprised, "It turns out that the Emperor's Ring is so worthless!" ”

"The Imperial Ring is not the same as the Imperial Ring." Chiyuki said with a thoughtful expression, "The Emperor's Ring within Chiyo is unique, and it may not be known outside Chiyo. ”

"What do you mean?"

Qianxue cleared her throat and continued: "The demon gods other than Chiyo have lost their strength too much, and they can't even maintain their own uniqueness, so they have produced a fake Dharma Emperor Ring other than the 72 Dharma Emperor Rings, also known as the Broken Ring. ”

"That's right," the sixth uncle also chimed in, "Later, I read the information and learned that my orangutan king and the other party's cheetah are both derived from the same original demon god, the fierce beast demon god Inbo. He was killed so many times that his Emperor's Ring shattered, and many fake Emperor's Rings were derived, from which all of them were summoned demonic beasts, and all of them were doppelgangers of the fierce beast demon god Inbos. Xiao Nan, your ring spirit is not only a cute girl, but even your Dharma Emperor Ring is one level higher than the sixth uncle, the sixth uncle, I was born and died and only caught a fake, I am really unwilling! ”

A puzzling smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Qianxue's mouth, which made Nanke feel a little chill, of course, maybe it was just that the ice chair made by Qianxue was too cold.

"Fake...... Is it? In fact, even my sister and I's Emperor's Ring, including it, is nothing more than a fake of Solomon's Original Ring, the real Solomon's Ring, only one ring can summon 72 pillars of demon gods, but this ring was broken into several pieces after the invasion of the Babylonian army, so the Emperor's Ring that summoned 72 pillars of demon gods alone was derived; And once a demon god is killed too many times, his Emperor Ring will also shatter into several pieces, resulting in the Emperor Ring that can only summon demonic beasts. ”

"Is it the other way around?" The sixth uncle suddenly became interested, "I looked through ancient materials and found that someone in history had tried to turn 'fake' back into 'genuine'. As luck would have me, after controlling the Orangutan King and killing the cheetah, the Orangutan King's combat level immediately went up to a new level...... At first, the Orangutan King was more rubbish than you see! ”

"Yes." Qianxue spat out these two words with a cold face, "The demon god can obtain a part of the opponent's power by killing the other party, and if the opponent happens to be a doppelganger of the same original demon god as himself, then all the power of the other party will be collected into his body." If this process is repeated, it is possible to turn the fake into the original and the monster back into a demon god! ”

"It's good if there is such a possibility," the sixth uncle patted the orangutan king's back to reassure, "Don't be discouraged, let's work together to make sure that you can speak again!" ”

Nanke complained: "Don't let the orangutan king learn to speak!" Otherwise, it will definitely scold you in the first sentence of its mouth! Don't forget where you put the Emperor's ring, Uncle Six! ”