Nanke's distant sixth uncle is named Nanhualong, and it can be seen from this name that his parents have ardent expectations for him, but unfortunately his surname is not good, he prefers to have the surname "Nan", and the good name becomes "Difficult Hualong", which belongs to Adou who can't be helped.

Nanhualong has not done serious things since he was a child, first stealing chickens and touching dogs, and then abducting and deceiving, and also set up a fortune telling stall outside Tianwang Temple and Jianren Temple in Dongshan City, calling himself "Nanhua Old Immortal", and defrauding many foreign tourists of money.

In order to improve his deception and expand the scope of deception, Nanhualong taught himself English with primary school culture, and since then he has deceived himself out of the country and into the world, and many international friends have followed his way.

Suddenly, one day, Nanhualong watched the movie "Blood Diamond" and learned that Africa is rich in diamonds and gold, and immediately had a whim, preparing to go to Africa to find some uncivilized tribes and exchange glass balls for their real money. He was still single in his 40s, alone and ready to take a walk-and-go trip, so he patted his ass and sold his family's property and went to Africa.

After arriving in Africa, he first traveled to the vicinity of the jungle tribes far away from civilization, and then used his linguistic talent to learn the local native language with his guide, and then carried two bags of glass balls to negotiate with the tribal chieftain.

I didn't expect that the chiefs of the people were far away from the civilized society, but they knew the glass ball, because more than ten years ago, there were already American liars who used the glass ball to exchange gold with them (the Americans deserve to be at the forefront of the world), so the chief was furious, just catching up with them as cannibals, and they hadn't opened meat for several months, so they took the Nanhua Dragon into the pot.

The news that Nanhualong was eaten by cannibals was transmitted back to China, and it became a big news among the three aunts and six mothers-in-law for a while, and Nanke naturally heard about it, and also lamented a few times for this distant sixth uncle who had set off firecrackers with him when he was a child.

Unexpectedly, the sixth uncle did not die, and after half a year, he ran back from Africa in tattered clothes! Nanke held back his stomach and wanted to ask!

The sixth uncle also recognized Nanke, and immediately showed an excited expression of seeing his relatives, and he hurriedly put Nanke into the house: "Xiao Nan, come in, you can come and open the door for the sixth uncle!" Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll smash the window and run out......"

Nanke sighed in his heart, thinking to himself that Uncle Sixth didn't have the key to the old mansion, how could he sneak into the old mansion without breaking the door lock? Linked to the Demon God's ability to change his appearance, Nanke didn't immediately step into the door, but turned back to Qianxue and Xia Chi and asked, "Are you sure he is an ordinary human?" ”

Qian Xue looked at Nanhua Long with a scrutinizing gaze, and pondered for a moment before saying: "Lingwei is too weak, it shouldn't be a demon god, since he is your blood relative, and he also has the thin blood of Solomon in his body, then it is not strange to have a little Lingwei." ”

Hearing the conversation between his nephew and Qianxue, the sixth uncle raised his feet and looked at the two girls not far away, and said happily: "Xiao Nan, your luck is so good, you actually have two ring spirits and cute girls all at once!" Sixth uncle, I'm so miserable......"

"Huh?" Nanke's jaw was about to fall to the ground, "Sixth Uncle, do you know what a ring spirit is?" Listen to you...... Do you have a ringing spirit too? Why don't you summon the Ring Spirit, and let's have a local enlarged meeting quickly......"

"Summoning the Ringwraith? I'm afraid it's not convenient now," Uncle Six said embarrassedly, "My ring spirit is not the same as yours......"

"It's okay, it's ugly at best! I'm mentally prepared! ”

After Nanke met the Sand Demon God Tothhead, he already understood that the appearance of the Seventy-Two Pillars Demon God was extremely different, some were extremely beautiful and some were extremely ugly.

"It's not just the face that's different," the sixth uncle showed an extremely embarrassed expression, "You see your Dharma Emperor ring is on your finger, right?" It's very convenient for you to summon the ring spirit, and I will have to trouble some of it, Sixth Uncle......"

Nanke looked down, and sure enough, he didn't find the Emperor Ring on the sixth uncle's stubby fingers, not even the remaining golden imprint after making the Emperor Ring invisible.

"Huh? Sixth Uncle, you are so strange! If you don't wear your royal ring on your finger, where is it? Is it on your toes? ”

Nanke had heard early in the morning that Uncle Six's athlete's foot was very serious, and if he was worn on his toes, his ring spirit would be guilty.

The sixth uncle glanced at Qianxue and Xia Chi again, hesitated for a long time and finally made up his mind, and said in a general way: "Xiao Nan, I'm not afraid of your jokes, Sixth Uncle My Emperor is in the crotch of my pants!" If you want to summon the Ringwraith, you must first take off your pants! ”

"Poof—"

Nanke, Qianxue, and Xia Chi all sprayed.

"What a joke!" Xia Chi was the first to shout, "I have also experienced 3,000 years of reincarnation, and I have never heard of such a filthy emperor as you!" The Emperor's Ring is directly linked to our souls, even if it is a part of our souls! If a part of your soul is put in your crotch, I'd rather kill myself right away! ”

Qianxue had an unbelievable frost expression.

Nan Ke was embarrassed, he asked the sixth uncle tentatively: "That...... What does it mean to put the Emperor's Ring in the crotch of your pants? Sixth uncle, what did you use to wear the Emperor's ring? ”

"What else could it be?" Now the sixth uncle doesn't plan to hide it, he patted his belly shamelessly, and said loudly, "Isn't it the sixth uncle's 'fairy root'!" Hey, the silver-haired little girl over there, don't show such a disgusted expression yet, okay? I have a hard time wearing the Emperor's Ring like this! I had to do this to stay alive at the time! ”

Now Nanke no longer doubts the identity of the sixth uncle, because since he was a child, Nanke has heard that the sixth uncle is a very undisciplined lewd man, but at the same time, the sixth uncle does not have any elders and has always been willing to mingle with the younger generations.

The three of them followed the sixth uncle into the house together, Qian Xue and Xia Chi deliberately kept a distance from the sixth uncle, because the position where he wore the Dharma Emperor's ring was really incredible, and when they thought of what happened to the demon god compatriot, Qian Xue and Xia Chi didn't know how to comfort each other.

"Whether it's a female demon god or a male demon god, if you are worn in that kind of place, you even have the heart to commit suicide, right?"

After entering the house, by the faint candlelight, Nanke found that the old house had not changed much, it was still gray and old, the wooden furniture was missing arms and legs, the stove was blackened by oil smoke, and the walls were painted off, revealing the red bricks inside...... Fortunately, the Russians passed the construction technology back then, and there was no danger of collapse.

The candle was placed on the only intact desk, next to a number of books in foreign languages, and thanks to the special effect of the Master of Language, Nank found that he could read some of the Hebrew characters on the cover.

"The Dead Sea Scrolls? Written in the second century B.C. or later, are there any early documents of Judaism and Christianity? The sixth uncle was actually interested in studying these ...... Could it be that Uncle Six is planning to go to Israel to cheat money? ”

Behind closed doors, Uncle Sixth found three fairly clean stools and asked Nan Ke and the others to sit next to the desk, Nan Ke and Xia Chi sat down on the stool, Qianxue thought the stool was too dirty, and made a transparent ice chair with the appearance of ice sculpture - she was not afraid of freezing her buttocks.

"Sixth Uncle, how did you escape death?" As soon as Nanke sat down, he asked impatiently, and the sixth uncle waved his hand and said, "Xiao Nan, listen carefully to the adventures of the sixth uncle in Africa!" The story of how I received the ordination of the Emperor is how I escaped death! ”

Next, Uncle Sixth told his legendary experience, and Nanke and the others suddenly realized.

It turned out that when the sixth uncle was about to be stewed by cannibals in the dense forest of Africa, it was just in time for their tribe to hold a strange power transfer ceremony, and the two strongest warriors of the tribe held a duel in the clearing to determine the ownership of an ancient ring.

That ring is naturally the Emperor's Ring, and it has been in the cannibal tribe for centuries due to fate, but the sixth uncle didn't know it at that time. However, the sixth uncle learned the local language in advance in order to deceive, and the guide also talked to him about the legend that there are strange rings in the cannibal tribe, which will give the wearer incredible magical powers.

The sixth uncle, who was stripped naked, tied his hands and feet, was put in a big clay pot and heated, he thought to himself, horizontal and vertical is also a death, no matter whether that ring really has any magic power, I will get that ring first!

In the middle of the clearing was a golden cane, and a ring with a beast motif hung from the top of the cane with gold thread, moving with the wind. Seeing that everyone's attention was on the warrior of the duel, the sixth uncle suddenly jumped out of the crockpot with force, and then like a zombie in the Qing Dynasty, he made a strange sound in his mouth, and jumped in the direction of the ring.

Someone in the cannibal tribe had seen Lin Zhengying's zombie series of movies, and couldn't help but be shocked and said: "Chinese zombies! I've heard that this thing is just as powerful as our voodoo zombies! Be careful, everyone! ”

Afraid of being invaded by corpse poison, the cannibals avoided it one after another, and the sixth uncle hurriedly stretched out his tongue to make an expression of a demon and a resentful spirit, which added to the fear of the other party, and even the warriors of the duel stopped, and the chief did not dare to act rashly.

So the sixth uncle jumped naked and came to the Emperor's ring, but his hands and feet were tied, and he couldn't wear this legendary ring with huge magical power.

"Hmph, fortunately, your sixth uncle was brave and decisive, and dared to pull the emperor off the horse, only to see that I was angry and dantian, and a wave of innate qi entered the perineum acupoint, hey! Immediately, the fairy root stood up, the gun was like a dragon, and he put on the Emperor's ring! ”

"Poof—"

Nanke and the others sprayed again, the image described by the sixth uncle was too obscene, even if his life was at stake, Nanke estimated that he couldn't do it.

"That...... Sixth Uncle," Nan Ke asked after hesitating for a moment, "The width of the Emperor's Ring is so big, you always use that to wear it, can you wear it?" ”

Nanke said while visually measuring the size of the white ring on the middle finger of his right hand, Qianxue suspected that Nanke was going to do the same with the sixth uncle, and couldn't help but cast a murderous look at Nanke.

"The size of the Emperor's Ring can change with the master," the sixth uncle said triumphantly, "Otherwise, with my radish fairy root, how can an ordinary ring withstand it?" After I put on the Emperor's Ring, the cannibals not only did not respect me as their new leader, but also shouted that I had defiled the holy relics and would poke me like a hedgehog with their spears......"

"Nonsense! Not to mention a holy relic, even if it is an ordinary wedding ring, after you wear it like this, the couple will have to hack you to death with a kitchen knife! ”