Chapter 237: We Need to Get Drunk, But It's Not Time
This classmate Li Hong.
It's very, how to say it.
Slightly chubby, classical, dull, serious, but there is a rare aura in his eyes.
What attracted me to Li Hong was his temperament of not being disturbed by the outside world and concentrating on only reading.
This temperament, to some extent, also determines his qi number.
Qi number represents luck.
Therefore, I can see that Li Hong has very unusual good luck.
Yes, he is indeed very dick from the outside.
He wore a large T-shirt soaked with sweat stains and slightly whitish wash.
Thick glasses, lenses look very cheap.
The pants are ordinary big shorts, and the feet are worn with a pair of ordinary sandals.
It looks very ordinary, very passerby.
But it is this kind of passerby who can often become a big thing in the future.
However, the above is just my speculation, whether this classmate Li Hong has real goods in his stomach is still waiting for me to try.
I walked up to Li Hong, glanced at his theory of typhoid fever, and said: "It's summertime, the weather is very hot and unbearable, and people often suffer from heat stroke, which causes syncope, what do you think of this disease, Li Hong?" ”
Li Hong calmed: "People who suffer from heat stroke, in the final analysis, are all weak in the body, so that the heat of the summer rushes the heart, or eat more cold food, and the heat and cold are combined to produce phlegm, which causes the heat to disturb the heart with phlegm, and makes the exhausted and dizzy. ”
I praised: "Yes, the source of the disease has been identified, so how to apply medicine to relieve it?" ”
Li Hong: "To apply medicine to rescue, we should first distinguish whether the sick body is virtual or real. The void is governed by the heat and qi soup, and the real is treated with cinnabar and Yiyuansan combined with the dragon pill. ”
I asked again: "Deficiency and reality, the prescription is detailed." ”
Li Hong calmed: "Qingxia and Qiqi soup, with ginseng, astragalus, wine washed angelica, soil fried atractylodes, boiled licorice, tangerine peel, heartless wheat winter, schisandra, fried green skin, fried atractylodes, wine fried cork, cimicifuga, kudzu, Ze Yuan, fried Shenqu, the above medicines, according to the dosage of the diseased body, and then divide the symptoms, add ginger, jujube, decoction with water, can be solved. ”
I laughed and said, "Under what circumstances should ginger be added, and under what circumstances should dates be added?" ”
Li Hong: "For those who have phlegm and evil spirits, add ginger to dissolve phlegm, and for those who have a lot of vitality, add jujube to cultivate vitality." ”
I asked again, "Cinnabar Yiyuansan, how to practice medicine?" ”
Li Hong: "Three coins of water flying cinnabar, six taels of water flying talc, and then one or two finely minced licorice, you can disperse it." ”
After saying that, Li Hong was about to replenish the Dragon Holding Pill again, so I waved my hand and signaled to him that he didn't need to say anything.
I approached and said to Li Hong, "Did you mean to work?" Benefits can, prospects are limitless......"
Li Hong was stunned: "Are you sure, you really want to hire me?" ”
I asked, "Sure." ”
Li Hong: "I don't know Western medicine, I only know Chinese medicine, I don't know how to sell Western medicine, let alone those three-no health products, are you sure, you want me?" ”
I said, "It's you." No problem, go to work tomorrow. ”
"Deal!" Li Hong held out his hand to me.
I reached out and shook his soft, slightly chubby hand.
After Li Hong, Ye Xuan and I walked out of the library.
At the door, I was surrounded by the girls just now, and everyone asked me for a business card.
"You're not going to be a pyramid scheme, are you?" The girl named Tang Xin repeatedly looked at me with sharp and suspicious eyes.
I smiled and pulled Ye Xuan: "Among the liars, is there such a beautiful beauty?" Besides, she's your big sister. ”
Ye Xuan showed a few front teeth and smiled calmly to show how honest she was.
Ye Xuan and I left the academy.
Hop on the bus back.
Yes, we do buses.
This is a practice method that Dao Master taught me.
What do you do in a car? Look, look at people. Of course, not staring at the girl's thighs and collar, but looking at the whole thing, from head to toe, everything you can see carefully.
The purpose of this kind of look is to observe the subtleties, figure out the aura, the number of qi, the two gods of yin and yang, and summarize the personality traits of the other party according to some small habits in behavior.
This is very useful for diagnosing diseases.
For example, a girl sitting next to me in the opposite seat, she is fiddling with her mobile phone with her head down, her legs under the skirt are very white, her calves are slender and straight, her skin is round and smooth, and her two well-groomed feet are stepping on pink sandals, and her temperament is very kawaii, next door.
However, this girl has a small problem, that is, when she sits, she likes to twist her legs into an inner figure.
In this way, at first glance, it seems to be quite cute and playful.
But for a long time, it will inevitably affect walking, and then the force on the sole of the foot will be uneven, and the big toe will be overforced, and then the terrible big foot bone will be formed!
Moreover, this girl with big foot bones in the girl will not be revealed in her youth. But when a girl marries a wife, after thirty, she will begin to be revealed and tormented.
Take care, girls!
I withdrew my gaze.
Ye Xuan asked me at this time, "Master, did you say that they will come to the club tomorrow?" ”
I said, "Of course, and there are still a lot of people coming, but I plan to recruit only six interns, and preferably a combination of three men and three women." ”
Ye Xuan smiled: "Men and women match, work is not tiring." ”
I laughed and said, "Yes, when men and women work together, they will form a wonderful hormonal aura, and being in the range of this aura can stimulate the enthusiasm of both male and female employees to a greater extent." However, it should be noted that only small warmth is allowed, and big warmth is strictly guarded against. ”
Ye Xuan was puzzled.
I said, "If the relationship between a male and female colleague rises to a secret physical relationship due to simple love, it will be troublesome." ……
At this time, an aunt in a flower dress who was listening to me suddenly gave me a fierce look, and squeezed out two indignant words from between her teeth: "Hooligans! ”
I grinned and stared at my aunt's breasts, and I smiled unkindly.
Back at the clubhouse, I began to sort out the things I had brought from my hometown.
There are a lot of items, all kinds of things, and they are strange. Of course, the bell of the crazy fifth master and the waist card that my father handed me are must-haves!
In addition, there are also some strange items given to me by Daoye, grandfather, including a piece of letter jade that replied to Chen Daxian in Hong Kong.
As soon as I packed my things, Yu Linglin called and told me that X Jiangnan, XX bag, see you at six o'clock.
It's X Gangnam again.
I shook my head and smiled, packed my things, went out of the clubhouse, locked the door, went downstairs, took a taxi, and went straight to my destination.
When I got to the place, I asked the location of the beautiful little waiter's room, walked to the door, and didn't wait to push the door in.
Suddenly, I heard a faint sobbing sound coming from inside.
Belch......
What's going on? My group of lively and cute little demon moths, why are you crying again?
I stood still at the door.
I listened carefully for a while.
The sobs inside grew louder and louder, gradually joining together, almost turning into a storm.
It's a big deal, and if you don't come forward, you have to cry to death.
Without saying a word, I just pushed the door in.
Of course, when I stood at the door of the private room and saw the scene inside, I instantly understood why they were crying.
These demon moths, each with a mobile phone, wiped their tears while looking at them with good eyes.
That one is distracted, that one is preoccupied.
If others don't say it, let's talk about Xiaoyu, her strength is bigger than watching a Caribbean female pirate with 6 Gs.
His eyes were straight, and after the tears rolled a few times in his eyes, they fluttered and fluttered out.
People who are watching, this is distressing.
They were so engrossed that they didn't even notice my coming.
I folded my arms, leaned against the door frame, and watched quietly for a few minutes, and finally I couldn't bear the feeling of being ignored, and I said in a deep voice, "What kind of bitter drama are you watching, you're crying like this." ”
Xiaoyu was the first to react, looked up at me and said, "The strongest bitter drama of the year, the Passion of Da Jibai." ”
Next, the behavior of these little demon moths was even more unexpected than I expected.
As if they were discussing, they got up one by one, walked up to me, first gave me a crispy hug and hugged me tightly, then turned their heads, and kissed me on the big face.
Xiaoyu, Qiye, Queen, Linlin, Xiaofei, Ren Ling, uh...... In the end, after some hesitation, Zhang Qian actually stretched out her arms to hug me and kissed me.
After kissing, they returned to their seats and continued to cry.
I was confused.
Hurriedly pulled up a chair and sat down, and asked, "Little beauties, members of the Golden Rose Sisters, are you swollen?" ”
The seventh master didn't speak, just wiped her tears while handing over her mobile phone.
I'll take a look.
I'll go!
This is indeed a true Fateh Passion.
I don't know who secretly filmed the scene when I was wandering around the mountains and cut it into a 15-minute video.
In the video, in the eyes of my appearance, I am quite sloppy and ugly. But in the eyes of those who know me well, it shows a bit of a heroic and uninhibited mountain howling style.
I howled and sang 'The Darkness to the Dead,' and craned my neck to look at the sky with painful and mournful eyes, stumbling and screaming as I stumbled......
15 minutes later, after the video was played, I took my mobile phone and asked Qiye: "Where did you get this?" ”
The seventh master wiped his tears: "Yes...... It's Lee Wood...... You...... You go up the hill with your front feet,...... He...... They secretly followed behind the fifth master on their hind feet and secretly filmed ......"
Lee Wood! You Jew! Dare to secretly photograph me, and see if I turn around and don't knock you a sky-high copyright fee!
Next, the Seventh Master told me about my experience of suffering.
And deliberately emphasized the ancient inheritance of the Ji family......
And when the little demon moths heard about what I had experienced when I went home, and learned about the big family behind me that had been baptized by thousands of years of wind and frost.
Their eyes began to flow with something that contained both tenderness and infinite fanaticism.
A little, the dish comes up.
The Seventh Master proposes to drink a big wine (a small sample, just how much you drink?) )
I saw a slight hesitation in the girls' eyes.
I decisively refused.
Because when I was at home, I consulted my grandfather about my experience.
My grandfather passed on a method to me, which was finally summarized in a paragraph: 'Don't ruin this precious true love because of the greed of your body, the road is natural, if you can forget the desire to intercourse, and focus on yourself, and then take care of these girls from time to time, he will have endless good things for you to enjoy.'" ’
So, while we need to get drunk, now is clearly not the time to get drunk!
We drank the juice.
Then, start chatting while eating......
After the meal.
One by one, I escorted the girls home.
At the door of the house, I hugged them one by one and said goodbye.
When I was done, I caught a late bus in front of the Queen's hospital.
Sit in the back seat of the car and look at the city=lights.
I suddenly remembered that Master Dao had guided me on the path of my career before leaving.
My Ji family's career!
What kind of method should be used to do it, of course, not only the Ji family, but also other businesses are also extremely in line with this!