Chapter 11: Go to Work!
After Liu Qian left, I wondered if I should do something, and then I turned on the computer while Sophie Fei was watching "Step by Step" outside.
After searching in Baidu for a long time, I finally found a way that could convince me, and then without being beaten, it was logical, and maybe I didn't have to take advantage of it responsibly afterwards - watching ghost movies!
This article is a graduate thesis of a master's degree student in sociology, the thesis from the physiology, psychology, social reflection, feasibility, and ethics and other aspects of the study of women's hearts, the author asserts that if you use this method you can't get the woman in the same room with you, then you better let it go, this woman is easy to get along with you for a few years, and then calmly kill you!
After making a decision, I found a pair of scissors and cut the cable TV line without knowing it......
"That's how my neighborhood is...... There's always a problem with cable TV,......" I sat down at my computer and said calmly to Sophie.
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Half an hour later, I didn't feel at ease.
The author of the paper considered a lot of factors, but she forgot that there are certain women who react to extremes in situations of fear.
When I was eight years old, my girlfriend Xiaohua bit the tooth marks on my body, and today, my fragile heart has suffered another devastating blow.
The female ghost was also a woman in her previous life, and like all women, she was also afraid of ghost movies, and when she saw the first scary picture, she instinctively got into my arms, not as soft as she imagined, but felt an inexplicable feeling of pins and needles. I thought I had been overheated by electricity just now, and eighty percent still had some static reactions, so I just wondered for a moment and didn't think much about it.
When Sophie Fei threw herself into my arms for the second time, I couldn't calm down, I don't know why, I had a lot of tiny needles on my body, and then, I saw that I was like a shower, and I began to spurt blood up and down.
When Sophie threw herself into my arms for the third time, my head was no longer human...... Sophie Fei had turned into a monster at this time, all the hair on her head stood up, the hairs on her face, neck, and arms stood up, and each hair was like a needle, silver and shiny. If I hadn't remembered her blue face, I would have picked up her computer monitor and smashed her!
To describe her as a hedgehog is to look down on her completely, have you ever seen a hedgehog head half a meter in diameter? Have you ever seen a hedgehog that can pierce a person into a hole without getting blood?
While I was still dying, Sophie gave me another high-tech treatment - electric shock!
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For the sake of safety, I had to pick up the TV line and let Sophie Fei continue watching the TV.
After a long time of knocking on the side, I figured out that this Sophie Fei's defense system is really similar to a hedgehog, because she is a ghost, staying in the sun for a long time, her body will instinctively burst out some protective measures, and today's performance belongs to the second-level defense system.
It is said that the highest defense system is to sacrifice a part of the soul to explode itself...... I heard that the power was about the same as that of an atomic bomb......
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Time passed quickly, and it was midnight in the blink of an eye, and Sophie and I had a casual conversation - in fact, most of the time it was me talking and she was watching TV!
Just as we were about to sleep in the two bedrooms, I suddenly saw a few sparks popping out of the socket on the wall of my house.
I have lived for twenty-four years and have never seen anything like this, and before I was about to go get a fire extinguisher, Sophie Fei stopped me: "There's a message below, I'll go and receive it." ”
"How do I receive it?" I asked, opening my mouth wide.
Sophie Fei ignored me, and then the woman stuck two fingers into the electric door!
Then, the woman trembled as if she was having a seizure, trembling while foaming at the mouth, and her mouth was still humming, and she didn't know whether it was painful or cool!
About four or five minutes later, Sophie Fei suddenly pulled out her fingers, then wiped the saliva from the corners of her mouth, and said to me with a happy face: "It's over, there is good news." ”
"Don't you mention if there's good news, can't you deliver the news in some other way? Do I have to touch the electric door? You're ghosts! There must be some way to teleport sound! "It's not that I'm not open-minded, but I just happened to see my family's electricity meter, Nima, the gears are spinning like wheels on the highway!
Sophie Fei glared at me disdainfully: "Please, can you have a little common sense?" Electrons are divided into positive and negative electrons, which is in line with the way of yin and yang, you have to believe in science, don't be superstitious, okay? Teleport? Are you Astro Boy when we are? ”
Well, I'm being educated by a female ghost right now, and she's telling me to believe in science and not be superstitious!
Seeing that I was at a loss, Su Feifei continued: "I'm still good, but it's just two clicks, do you know how Hades receives news from Heavenly Court?" ”
I shook my head dementedly.
"Click!" Sophie Fei made a lightning gesture as she spoke!
All right! I thought Hades was a good job, but I didn't expect to be scorched every day, is this ...... Is there a price for rights?
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"Okay, let's talk about the following news." Su Feifei turned sideways, sat down in frustration, and then the woman continued: "After Mr. Liu went back, he praised our service, so the Foreign Affairs Department has now promoted you to a deputy section-level cadre, which is half a level lower than me...... However, due to technical reasons, the letter of appointment cannot be transmitted at present. ”
"And then?" I'm hehe, for this so-called promotion, at present, it is useless for me, but I do know that since ancient times, officials and families have been a model, reward you with something, and then let you do more things!
Sure enough, Sophie Fei said happily: "The leader said that you will still be asked to deal with customers in Coal City in the past two months, but you have to start to build a national network, and after two months, customers from other places will come up!" ”
I seemed to feel something, and hurriedly asked, "Where are all the places included?" ”
Su Feifei still smiled: "Well, it's not much, basically a prefecture-level city can send a person, and there is no technical content, as long as these people can find people, they can meet customers and ask to see people, and when the time comes, we will send customers to other places through the telephone line...... As for the other ......"
"Don't talk about that." I grabbed her arm, interrupted her, and asked, confused, "You mean to let me build a nationwide network, don't you?" ”
Sophie nodded obediently!
"Well, I'll just ask you, what do I do to hire so many people?" Nima, this person in the underworld is enough to cheat his father, it seems that such a rare thing is not a matter at all in their eyes, is there such a disgusting person?
"Don't worry!" Maybe I scratched her, Sophie Fei pushed my arm away, and at the same time leaned over the blue smiling face, and said with a smile: "I'm thinking of a way below, I've found a few experts to help you get rich, it's really not good, we will send you a few rich people, they have families in the yang world!" ”
"This is good!" I clapped my hands and agreed. Damn, I suffered a night of sin, and this is the warmest thing I have heard since I got home!
After discussing it, we went back to sleep in our respective rooms, because Sophie's mutated appearance was really scary, I was in the bed all night, and I was afraid that this woman would take advantage of me at night......
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The next day, I woke up early, changed into a more formal outfit, and then rushed to the Human Research Center with Jingba in my arms.
Su Feifei originally didn't want to go, but this woman had also been in contact with Wang Damin's colleague, so I had to force her to go with me, and I had a hunch that today would definitely not be a peaceful day.
Although, I don't know where the unit is, but there is a brother and sister who can do everything, so after negotiating the price, the driver started the car......
My home, located on the west side of the coal city, belongs to the old city, as mentioned above, the east of the coal city is a famous entertainment gathering place, the south is a number of large enterprises, but also includes the pillar of the coal city: the coal city coal industry group.
To the north, there is a not-so-well-developed, nothing surprisingly large, and at this point, the taxi crash has driven the car out of the suburbs, Nima, and I'm starting to suspect that the crash is going to make a detour!
After another ten minutes, the car finally stopped, and then I was stunned.
Once, under my mother's boasting, I looked up at Wang Damin through the wall at midnight countless times, and heard that this guy has a good job, a high salary, and an absolute little white-collar worker.
However, I would never have imagined that Wang Damin's work unit would be like this.
I saw that in the middle of a flat land, there was a row of bungalows standing alone, about seven or eight rooms, and there was a sign hanging on the middle room, on which a few words were written in chalk: Coal City Human Research Center!
In front of the bungalow is a small yard fenced off, behind the bungalow is an endless meadow, on the east side of the bungalow there is an aunt herding cattle, and on the west side of the bungalow a few children are peeing on the wall......
At the main entrance of the courtyard, there were four men in guard costumes playing mahjong, and an old ox passed by the four of them leisurely, leaving a lump of buttery poop......