After Zhang Qiang and Li Yang left, I sat on the sofa and gasped for breath.

Trouble! What a hassle!

These two agents are not comparable to those aunts in the neighborhood committee downstairs, they have already discovered my abnormality, but I am afraid that they will often pay attention to my movements in the future, but although I have not done anything bad, but what happened to me cannot be explained, do you tell them that I hit a ghost? No kidding, I'll be in a psychiatric hospital the next day.

Looks like I'm going to have to figure out a way to either stop them from suspecting me, or to convince them that there's a ghost, but ......

The woman suddenly came up to me, and said with some shame and a little depth: "If I were you, you wouldn't think about this now, you have more important things." ”

"What's the matter?" I'm a little confused, this woman is also a little biao, especially I'm being targeted by national security, it's not important? What if there's something unusual in my blood, and tomorrow they'll come and say they're going to study me?

Sophie Fei didn't speak, her face turned blue, and she pointed to the scars on my body......

, yes, Liu Qian will be back soon, if she sees my current virtue, it will be really troublesome, I hurriedly asked Sophie, "Do you have a way?" ”

"Hmm!" Su Feifei nodded and said proudly: "I have a way to kill two birds with one stone, not only can I cure your external injuries, but also send Mr. Liu down by the way." ”

Seeing her predatory, I suddenly had a bad premonition, and I felt that this woman had begun to calculate me again!

Helpless, who makes the family a ghost, who makes the family know more, even if I can guess that she wants to pit me, I have to ask her: "Tell me, what method?" ”

"Damin, don't be nervous!" Sophie Fei patted me on the shoulder and said with a wicked smile, "Actually, you have experienced it...... That's it...... It would be nice to plug in the door......"

I finally realized the viciousness of this woman! Is there such a partner in the world? Thinking about me every day, is this still a human being? Is this still a ghost?

"Your focus is on how to send Brother Liu down, right? Can't you let him come and go whatever way he wants? "Obviously, the focus of this woman is not me, but Liu Ming, who looks like a grandson next to her.

"This ...... Before coming up, Mr. Liu's yin qi was still quite strong...... But I stayed in the world all day, so I ......" Sophie Fei became more and more shy the more she spoke, and while beating my legs, she explained: "If no one guides him, he rushes down by himself, and eighty percent of them will leave sequelae, and you don't want Mr. Liu to go to a mental hospital or lack arms and legs, right?" So...... I've got to bother you! ”

……

I turned on my computer and easily searched for the funeral march, a beautiful melody, Liu Ming was hanging on the wall at this time, enjoying the send-off ceremony that Sophie and I held for him.

"Take a bow!" Sophie Fei shouted, pressed my head, and bowed to Liu Ming with me.

"Two bows!" Again!

"Three bows!" Licheng!

"Mr. Liu goes all the way!" Sophie and I shouted in unison......

"Thank you, thank you." Liu Ming, who was hanging on the wall, smiled and waved his hand, and then this guy looked drowsy, and then, Sophie Fei grabbed him, and then I felt that there was something more in my body......

Just now, I agreed to Sophie's suggestion, in the spirit of not going to hell who goes to hell, I am willing to dedicate myself and be willing to unconditionally help Liu Ming to go to the underworld, of course, I am not a 20% stake in Tuna's pure nature, I am for the sake of my future son, I am poor in this life, how can I let my son be a basket in the underworld!

As for why this set of unique and joyful farewell ceremonies was made, it was entirely because Sophie Fei said that this would allow the ghost to experience the most perfect feeling in the process of returning, and we should use the most advanced technology and the most mature operation process, intuitive, safe and painless, so that customers can be in a trance in their sleep, so that customers can completely relieve their troubles in just three minutes of return journey.

When everything was ready, Sophie nodded firmly at me.

"Tap, I'm afraid it hurts." I closed my eyes tightly and held out my hands tremblingly.

A few seconds later, I screamed to the cheerful funeral march.

……

After holding on for a few seconds, Sophie Fei cut off the power, and then I hurriedly got up and walked to the mirror to check the results, it was amazing! In addition to being red all over the body and slightly scorched in some places, there are no scars all over the body, which is worth the pain.

Just as I was snorting in the mirror, the doorbell rang again.

"Who the hell?" I muttered as I opened the door.

Zhang Qiang, Li Yang.

"Mr. Wang, we forgot ...... just now" Before he finished speaking, Zhang Qiang couldn't continue, this guy and Li Yang behind him looked at me in surprise, his mouth was wide, his eyes were round, especially Li Yang, looking like that, as long as I moved, he would cry.

When they came just now, I looked like I had a blue nose and swollen face, and then, now, I look burnt......

At this moment, the funeral march in the house slowly floated out......

"Dangdangdang...... Dangdang ......"

"I, I, I...... the groove. Zhang Qiang was obviously about to collapse: "The shouting you just now won't be a suicide, right?" You don't plan to commit suicide, cremation, and funeral, all by yourself at home, right? Nima, I think I heard three bows just now? What else is going all the way, are you playing with me? ”

"......" I really don't know how to explain: "Is there something wrong with the two of you?" ”

When Zhang Qiang heard this, he frowned and began to think, and after a few minutes, this guy began to turn around to look at Li Yang behind him, and then the two began to look at each other.

After a few more minutes, Zhang Qiang scratched his head a little embarrassedly and said to me, "It's okay! Then, the two of them took a few steps and ran downstairs!

Damn, these two must have been scared to pee, and they forgot the purpose of looking for me a second time, so you just say it! I'm going to laugh at you anyway!

……

After entering the house, I took a shower, and seeing that Liu Qian had not come back, I chatted with Sophie Fei while cooking.

When I finished scrambling a plate of eggs and a plate of celery, Liu Qian finally came back.

When my beautiful daughter-in-law saw that I was tossing in the kitchen, she hurriedly put down her bag, took off her coat, snatched the weapon from my hand, and began to get busy, and kept reproaching me: "How can you do this? Don't you know that the main thing you do now is rest? ”

I love to hear that!

Before the woman had finished frying a dish, she found the kitten I had bought, and returned to me again a bunch of things like an apron and a spoon.

Ten minutes, a full ten minutes of intimacy, Liu Qian let go of the claws that ravaged the kitten and seized the initiative in the kitchen again. Thanks to Liu Ming going down, otherwise I would have gone crazy!

I stood behind Liu Qian, gently hugged her little waist, put my head on her shoulder, and suddenly, a fragrance entered my heart, and then, I was a little impulsive, what a charming wife, what a seductive goblin......

Just when I was looking forward to fighting hundreds of rounds in the kitchen, Liu Qian blushed, delicately, and a little ashamed and said, "Damin, don't make trouble, I'm ...... Something happened. ”

#%*&#@！ ¥¥*%......, I'm very upset, to sum up, two words:!

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Liu Qian began to find a topic to chat: "Damin, do you remember that I mentioned my brother-in-law's distant relative to you?" ”

"Which relative?" I sat on the couch and closed my eyes.

"The one who is the chief of public security!"

“…… What's wrong? ”

"His daughter-in-law has someone outside, and I heard that the mistress is also very awesome, so he went to the Public Security Bureau! The two of them had an affair at the Public Security Bureau, and my brother-in-law's relatives almost went crazy...... Why do you think this junior is so stupid now? Aren't you afraid of death? ”

“……”

After dinner, Liu Qian made a request that made me very shy and embarrassed - she was going to live at her sister's house for a while.

Aren't you putting me and Sophie Fei in the same room as a lonely man and a widow? Aren't you sincere in making me make mistakes?

Here's the thing, her sister was supposed to have a month to regenerate, today called Liu Qian to go to the store because she was going to the hospital for a check-up, who would have thought that on the way to the hospital by taxi, suddenly a middle-aged woman in her forties stopped the taxi, and held down the male driver is a fierce beating, what screwdriver, what wrench for repairing the car, what steering wheel, all of them were greeted, it seems that the male driver had an affair, and another female driver got involved...... Then, Liu Qian's sister almost gave birth on the spot after this fright...... I was sent to the hospital, and then I was born prematurely!

"I have to go to serve the confinement child, you know, my mother left early, and my sister and her mother-in-law have a bad relationship, and now only I can help. I'm just worried about your body, I'm afraid you won't be able to take care of yourself. Liu Qian said embarrassedly, her little eyes blinking, her face full of guilt.

"It's okay! Go ahead with confidence! "I'm worried about how to deceive Liu Qian, I didn't think that she would take the initiative to go out for a while, God really help me, I can think about a lot of problems this month, and I can do a lot of things!

"As for being so happy? You can't be someone out there, are you? Just waiting for me to be at home? Bacheng saw my surprised appearance, Liu Qian asked suspiciously, and immediately, the woman shook her head again, and muttered: "Impossible, which woman can look at you without opening her eyes?" In addition to me, you also know a few female colleagues, hey, when it comes to your colleagues, I'm angry, it's really not a thing, you've been in a coma for two years, and no one in your unit has come to see it...... Even if you don't keep any money, it's a good idea to bring a fruit basket......"

…… Who said that our unit doesn't care about me, won't you call me again at noon?

At least, the one on the phone with me today, and the boss on the phone sounded pretty ......**.

Then, I'm going to work with these people tomorrow!